Chapter 16: Unfortunate Effort

The second dog walked on the way home and felt that it was awkward anywhere, but the specific could not be said, halfway through, suddenly found a tree on the side of the road, very wondering, there should be no tree in his impression, even if it is newly planted, it can't grow so big, take a closer look, then I understood, it is not a tree at all, because there is a person hanging on the tree.

The man was still hanging upside down, with his head underneath and his feet on top, and he was still splitting a big fork, covered in blood, ticking down.

Before the second dog could react, the one hanging on the tree spoke first, "Let me down!" ”

"Help!" The second dog sat on the ground with a grunt, the wine jug in his hand snapped and shattered, and the wine that had been spilled on the ground was like a cold-blooded poisonous snake winding up his thighs, wetting the entire trouser leg.

The man on the tree was very angry when he heard him shouting for help, and shouted: "Why are you robbing me of my lines?" ”

"I don't dare, I don't dare anymore." The second dog was about to run back with a rolling crawl, and scolded while running: "Bu Xiaoxin of the dog day, you are really a cheater!" ”

"Don't run, I know Bu Xiaoxin!" The one on the tree was in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted to him: "Let me down, or I will die!" ”

Hearing this, Ergouzi stopped, turned around and asked him, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

"I'll be a ghost if I hang it for a while!" The man almost died of anger, "I said you can't save me?" If you don't save me, I'll die and I'll turn into a ghost to seek revenge on you. ”

"I've never seen you like this!" The second dog knew that this was a person, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, walked up and looked at the one who was hanging, and saw that the straw rope on his ankle was very chic, and asked: "What kind of special binding hobby do you have or what?" ”

"A special hobby of fart! Bad luck is bad luck on this. ”

"How did you get it? You're covered in blood......" The second dog was reluctant but still put down the hanging one, and tore his clothes to help him bandage the wound, of course, the second dog didn't pull his own clothes, only to see the one next to him who was so cold that he was struggling with his teeth.

The name of the two dogs rescued is Fei Jin, the two can be said to know each other, Fei Jin's family lives next to the three lepers' houses, and the neighbors live in the streets, because this is a businessman, usually not at home, basically doing business in other places all year round, not very familiar, so the two dogs did not recognize at first glance.

"What's the matter with you?" Ergouzi is an honest child, so he is very curious about what is tied up or something, and he has been thinking about it when he put it down, and he didn't understand it for a long time, so he asked him: "What's the matter with you?" ”

"Oh my God, you can be regarded as asking, I am going to die......" Tears came down at that time, and tons of bitter water were discharged in a stomach, pouring out as if he didn't want money: "Brother, brother, I'm not prosperous in the years, I can't live, how many times have I survived, you don't know, but I'm going to die......" Crying hard, calling for a long time without a whole sentence, crying so much that the two dogs couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded him: "Who has not died in life since ancient times, Death is not only a seed buried in this life, but also a flower that blooms in the next life......"

Ergouzi's poisonous chicken soup that combines Chinese and Western medicine was poured out, and he fainted directly after straining, pinching people and rubbing his chest, and it took him a long time to wake up.

What is going on, it is called a hard work, and the second dog listens to it flickeringly, which probably means that when he was doing business in other places, he met a living fairy named Bu Xiaoxin, so he begged him to calculate a hexagram for himself, but Lao Bu said that the meaning of the hexagram was: Fei Jin must die.

Lao Bu is not only a little expert in gags, but also a great good man who rescues the suffering, so he pointed out a clear way to him, telling him that as long as he can enter the house within 100 days, he will be safe and sound in the future, otherwise he will never live, Bu Xiaoxin is no one, and he can't believe it if he tries hard, so he hurried home, but he didn't expect that the road was called a disaster, flooded, burned, struck by lightning, buried alive, frightened by ghosts, robbed by robbers, arrested by the government, in short, all kinds of misfortunes rushed to him alone.

Today is the last day of the 100-day period, seeing that he is almost home, he didn't think that he suddenly killed a big man with a knife on the way, and he didn't say anything about raising a knife to cut it, he ran out of it with his life, but he had to go home, and he didn't have to go home before he walked the road on the left, and after walking not far, suddenly a fox demon with four tails appeared, and without saying a word, he took a rope to hang him, and snatched his personal belongings, and then ran away in a hurry.

After hearing this, Ergouzi's heart suddenly balanced a lot, and said that it seems that I am not the only one who is unlucky, and I don't know how to comfort him, and I have the heart to pour him two more mouthfuls of poisonous chicken soup, and I am afraid that he will die faster, there is nothing to say, these two difficult brothers and sisters will go home in a group.

I didn't go far, I saw a bright light on the road in front of me, people coming and going, people were boiling, where is the ghostly mass grave in the impression, it is obviously the night market snack street, men and women are in groups of three or five around the small stall to eat and drink, that is called a happy, see that the eyes of two people are about to fall.

"Dare to love that our nightlife here is so rich now!" The whole person has been stupid, seeing that the gang of people are full of oil, he is hungry, these days are blind tossed, and he can't care about eating and drinking, just now he did a long day of strenuous exercise, not to mention, but also let the two dogs tear their clothes, this time is cold and hungry, and the stomach growls uncontrollably.

"Why don't we go get some food?" The second dog was also hungry, and he didn't eat less when the county ordered the old man Wei to entertain him, but he couldn't stand the smell of Bu Xiaoxin's socks, and he vomited all his brains.

The two of them, you look at me and I look at you, they both nodded tacitly, found a wonton stand and sat down.

"What's that, I'm in a treat today, brother, you can eat whatever you want." Fei Fei pretended to be polite, and the second dog scolded the street in his heart: There is a hot pot and a skewer, you have to come to the wonton stall, I want abalone and bird's nest, he also has to have it.

"Just two bowls of ravioli." It's not that Ergouzi hasn't seen the door-picking, and the county magistrate Wei Zhang is an expert in the door-picking, so it's not strange for him.

"Brother, you're welcome, you can say whatever you want to eat, you are my savior, brother, it's nothing to eat and drink." With a big wave of his hand, he was very bold.

The second dog knew what was going on with him, the owner of the wonton stall was bluffed, and the old man was quite realistic, so he asked: "Two, little old man, I have a pig's head here, I originally planned to go home to my wife, if you have an idea, I will sell it to you as a drink." ”

"I can't digest too much at night, so I'll have two bowls of wontons." He coughed hard and said twice.

"Yes, if you eat too much and don't digest it, you need ravioli." The second dog almost suffocated his internal injuries, but he had no choice but to get off the donkey because of his virtue.

After a while, two bowls of steaming wontons were served, and the one that took a lot of effort to eat was called a fast, and he was not afraid of burning his mouth, and the bowl would be at the bottom after a few bites.

"Oops, it smells so good." Holding his stomach and sighing there, the two dogs next to him were stunned, he hadn't moved his chopsticks yet, and the goods were already drinking soup.

"What's stuffing?" Ergouzi asked him with a strange face.

"Oops......" Fei Jin was so suddenly confused, "I don't know." ”

The second dog was speechless, and after swallowing this goods for a long time, he no longer took stubble, and ate it by himself.

After eating hard, my body and mind were greatly satisfied, I wiped the fine sweat from my forehead, and began to look around when I was idle.

The entire snack street was still full of people, and several people were waiting to eat and drink, and no one paid any attention to the two of them, as if they didn't exist, and they didn't even glance at them.

Fei Jin is feeling bored, and suddenly noticed a beautiful woman like a flower, the little lady is really good-looking, to look like a figure to have a figure, to work hard his daughter-in-law Xin is already a rare beauty, that is not as good as this, especially the little lady is still sexy, green silk gauze skirt, crisp chest half exposed, at first glance is not a serious person, hard work is still proud, how many years he has traveled south and north often in the field, fireworks willow lane has to linger, I feel that my soul has been hooked all of a sudden.

This young girl also saw him, her eyes were affectionate, her big eyes seemed to be able to say love words, and she knew that she was going to ask him to go over as soon as she translated, so she stood up without saying a word.

"Brother, you eat first, brother, I'll come when I go!"