Chapter 17: Do You Believe Me When I Say It's a Magic Weapon?
After devouring the wontons, I looked back and forth when I was idle, and suddenly, I saw a beautiful young girl at the root of the wall, this little lady looked so beautiful, and she was particularly sexy, with a green silk gauze skirt and a crisp breast, slender white arm muscles like fat jade, and watery big eyes.
Effortless is not better than the yellow-haired boy of the second dog, he is an old driver who is out all the year round, he knows the Tao at a glance, and looks at the little lady looking at herself affectionately, the big eyes of the water are as if she can speak, and she also understands it very well, and she knows that she is going to go by herself as soon as she translates in her heart, and she gets up and walks there.
"Brother, you eat first, brother, I'll come when I go."
Ergouzi glanced at him, ignored it, thought he was going to relieve his hands or something, so he didn't take it to heart and gobbled up the wontons.
Fei Jin saw the little lady looking at herself affectionately, turned around and walked behind the wall, I don't know if it was full of thoughts** or what, Fei Jin has now begun to think with the lower half of his body, so he followed without thinking about it.
What happened to this glamorous little lady behind the wall, what kind of ending he ended is another story, aside, let's just talk about the two dogs.
Ergouzi finished eating the wontons before he remembered to work hard, not for anything else, it's time to settle the account, look around like this, angry and slapped his thighs, and said that this product is not reliable, he said that he had a treat, but when he had to pay, the person was gone, and he asked, a quasi-run away, unlucky to urge this is to meet God to pick this is, two bowls of wontons are not worth a few dollars, even this is reluctant to give, not God pick what it is.
The second dog is angry, they all say that saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, he is good, saving a life and building a bowl of wontons, not only that, but in the panic before, the wine pot of the county master was broken, and he has to pay tomorrow, and the more he thinks about it, the more he holds his breath.
At this time, the delicate little lady appeared at the root of the wall again, and she didn't know where to go, but she saw that the little lady was still in a green silk gauze skirt, with a crisp chest and half exposed, smiling like a flower, and full of charm, and throwing her eyes at the second dog.
Ergouzi is not hard, he knows very little about men and women, although he is also very curious, but after all, he is a wandering person, and the conditions do not allow, so he is very dull, but he also saw the little lady who threw flattering eyes, but he didn't bother to understand so much, and muttered: "This girl is really interesting, it's useless for you to look at me for constipation, and I don't have a paper ......."
There is no stubble at all.
The woman's eyes were red, and she didn't see that the second dog had the intention of coming over, and wondered: "Could it be that I'm too reserved?" I can't, I'm wearing enough of it, and if I take it off, I'll be gone......"
The little girl was all worried, the first time she met such an unscrupulous person, she simply stretched out her two white jade arms and gestured back and forth, and her body language couldn't be more obvious, which meant to let him pass.
But the second dog is very simple, he seems to understand whether he understands or not, and finally understands it: "Oh, sin and sin, other girls do that kind of shameful thing, what do I follow, oops, it's really shameless." The second dog turned his head directly to the other side.
He thinks, look at the woman's expression, that look, it seems to be exhausting, popularly understood as farting, he should not go to his heart at all, especially in this regard, he thinks, martial arts masters may not be able to go to the room, peerless beauty may also have hemorrhoids, or have to see the essence through the phenomenon, the little lady has a strange face, must be embarrassed, her eyes are still red, it is estimated that it is spicy eyes, especially her two hands are still fanning back and forth, it may be too tasteful, she can't stand it, The second dog pondered it himself with reasonable evidence, and he was not moved at all,
The woman's arms were sore, and she didn't see the second dog wanting to come over, so she was so worried that she didn't want it, so she couldn't figure it out: "Could it be that too many people have been old and yellow in the years I have died?" No, I'm sure I'm too reserved, and it looks like I'm going to have to open up a little more. ”
The two of them didn't think about it carefully, the road on the left has always been deserted, and the night market that popped up was clearly a mass grave, what kind of hot pot skewers and all kinds of small stalls, all these things they saw were conjured up by demons and monsters, in order to let the passers-by stay here, and these two were unlucky today.
Although it is said to be a mass grave, there are also clear regulations between ghosts and ghosts, they are all zoned crimes, to put it bluntly, they can only make waves around their own graves, and they are not allowed to cross the line.
This female ghost specializes in cultivating by sucking the essence of men, and behind the wall is her territory, with her appearance before her death, she can often seduce people from the territory of other ghosts, and she has repeatedly succeeded, and it took no effort to let her get over, but I never expected to meet such an unenlightened master as Ergouzi.
The female ghost was unmoved when she saw that the two dogs were unmoved, and she was really out of shape, and began to unlock a new scale.
Under the moon before the flower, the little lady who is as beautiful as a flower is full of charm, her graceful posture is full of swings, and from time to time the two jade hands touch back and forth on her body, all kinds of teasing continues, the picture is beautiful in spring, erotic and sultry.
Although the second dog turned his head away, he kept peeking at her, how to say that he was also a young man, and he was very curious about men and women, especially when he was so big, and it was the first time he had seen such a beautiful woman.
Ergouzi peeked at it, this woman's action, this look, this state, and she was happy at the time: "I guessed right, this little lady just didn't bring paper...... "He has an elm head, and he has been studying hard every day for so many years, I don't know that she is teasing herself, and I feel disgusting: Oops, I didn't bring paper without paper, and I wiped it on my body, oops, I can't stand it......
The female ghost was already going crazy, and she found that the second dog looked at her with a look of disgust.
"What's going on?" The female ghost was in a hurry, because the old man who set up the wonton stall was also a ghost, and there was a problem with his wonton, and the old man would have to do it after a while if he didn't get people over.
"You, yes, yes, it's you, you come over to me!" The female ghost gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, pointed at the two dogs with her hand, and forcibly robbed the business.
"Huh?" Ergouzi shook his head tightly, "Don't go, I won't go." He said to himself, "It's smelly, I won't go there."
"If you don't come, I'll die for you!" The female ghost was confused, and said, "If you don't come, I'll die for you." ”
Ergouzi is no more ruthless and bold than Song Daxian, he is a kind and good boy, and he stood up when he heard it, "Don't get excited, tell me if you have any requirements, don't think about it." With that, the second dog walked over, and the old man at the wonton stall didn't stop him.
The female ghost with heavy makeup saw that someone was coming, turned around and went around behind the wall, and the second dog also arrived.
"From now on, you can not speak, but what you say will be used as evidence in court." The female ghost didn't speak, and the second dog spoke first, he was stunned, and he didn't know what to say, so he simply put out the set of being an official and purred out, and what he said was naturally not the original words, anyway, the approximate meaning was: Master, although I am a servant of the people, but now that I am off work, you have something to say, don't delay me going home.
Where does the female ghost care about his nonsense, she has figured it out, anyway, what she did was shameless, so she was even more shameless, and directly picked up other people's clothes.
Ergouzi he doesn't know much about men and women, and no one has taught him when he's so big, although it's also very curious, but there were no resources or seeds in that era, and he couldn't be self-taught.
"Come on." The female ghost sat down on the ground without shame, and waited there with her eyes wide open.
"What for?" Ergouzi didn't move, he understood what this woman meant, and he was a little tempted, but now he was facing technical problems, and he didn't understand.
"Oh, you're going to kill me." The female ghosts are helpless, they have never seen anything like this, "Come on, come on, my brother will sit here, and my sister will teach you ......"
The female ghost began to teach people tirelessly to give him popular science physiological knowledge, the second dog is very smart, and from time to time he also draws inferences from one another, these two living treasures are like a class, and it took a long time to overcome the technical problems.
"Okay, I see, let's do it then." It's very cold, the second dog has been freezing for a long time with his bare buttocks, and after tireless study, the next thing is to practice, and before he can do it, he heard this little lady suddenly ask him: "Do you smell a smell, I have endured it for a long time, I really can't stand it." ”
Ergouzi has also smelled it a long time ago, but the man's nerves are relatively coarse, not as sensitive as the woman, so he hasn't taken it seriously, listening to her say this, it feels very awkward, after all, he is the first time, and the smell of coaxing affects the taste very much, in case it leaves a psychological shadow or something in the future.
The two of them began to look for the source of this smell, and the second dog deserved to have a dog in his name, and his nose was quite good, and he found it as soon as he smelled it, and it was in the pile of clothes he took off.
Bu Xiaoxin's stinky socks.
I don't know how long I haven't washed it, and I can't see the color of the black anymore, and it feels hard to the touch, as if there is a layer of shell.
The female ghost didn't recognize what it was, pinched her nose and asked, "What is this, why does it smell so good?" ”
Ergouzi is very embarrassed, but he still honestly explains to his enlightenment teacher:
"This, it, it's actually a magic weapon......"