"So that's the case, the children can be taught." Song Dongye's face was not red and his heart was not beating, as if nothing had happened, he used the 'Death Don't Be Cheeky Divine Skill' with three successes, stood up and patted his buttocks, as if he was taking the test Feitian just now, and said: "The time for bragging and farting is over, let's go?" ”

You are the boss, you are awesome, you are the big brother, you are powerful, you are right at any time, it is invalid to be a little brother to oppose, it is a waste of saliva to say too much, you can just execute the order, love can be dripped, it is tears when you say it, the luck in this life is 'too bad', I chose such an unobtrusive big brother, and I can only stick to it with tears.

"Brother Dong, this thing is for you, according to the old rules, I will wait for you in the car, and when there is something, you can 'beep' the phone, and I will catch up immediately."

At the door of Director Liu's house, Feitian handed over the things he had prepared yesterday to Song Dongye, and then repeated what the two brothers had said countless times, and repeated it seriously, his eyes were full of brotherly love.

After all the instructions were given, Feitian turned around and left, and when he reached the corner, he stopped, his eyes staring closely at Song Dongye, and the corner at the other end of the corridor.

Ding dong! Ding dong!

After tidying up, putting the things that Feitian handed over to him, solemnly putting them in his jacket pocket, brewing his emotions, and calming down, Song Dongye pressed the doorbell of Director Liu's house.

Click!

After pressing the doorbell, in less than ten seconds, the door of Director Song's house opened, and what Song didn't expect was that it was no one else who opened the door, or the director himself, which surprised him a little.

After being stunned for a moment, that is, in a blink of an eye, Song Dongye came back to his senses and showed a surprised expression on his face: "Director Liu, I didn't expect you to open the door in person, I am flattered!" I haven't seen you for a few days, this is getting younger and younger, it is a good blessing for the three lives and the elders to cultivate. ”

"Mr. Song, you are so polite, and you are too able to speak, I don't know how to answer what I said, but I like to listen to it, everything is in plain sight, I understand what you mean, come in and sit? I'm waiting for you at home today. Director Liu also smiled and said happily.

"Is this true? I'll say one more thing. Song Dongye followed what Director Song said, and said as he walked into the house: "I'm definitely not patting your sycophants, because I'm a principled person, and I won't be a sycophant, since I first met Director Liu, I feel very familiar with you, a kind of cordial feeling from the heart, just like relatives, we must have been brothers in our previous lives." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it must be a brother, I also feel that kind in my heart, but if you don't open your mouth, I don't dare to climb relatives, I'm afraid that you Song will always be angry, since you said it today, I will also mention it." After entering the door, Director Liu closed the door, turned around, patted Song Dongye's arm gently, and said, "A few days ago, I got some good tea, and the two of us went to taste it." ”

"Okay, okay, it's better to come early than to come by coincidence, then I'm welcome, you must taste it, Director Liu's tea must be good." Song Dongye responded.

Feitian, who was standing around the corner, witnessed Song Dongye and Director Liu entering the room with a smile and a smile, turned around and left to go downstairs and wait for Song Dongye in the car.

After walking a few steps, he stopped, as if he had thought of something, perhaps thinking of other things and wishes, and walked back again, back to the original place, still standing around the corner, silently waiting, even if the two brothers were separated, the closer the better, if something happened, they could also be supported as soon as possible.

After drinking tea, everyone who should be polite has been polite, Director Liu said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Mr. Song came to me today for something, I have to come to my house in person, there is something that can't be solved in the office, you know, I won't accept gifts, just now I saw that you were empty-handed, I will let you in, if you bring something, I will definitely kick you out." ”

After listening to Director Liu's words, Song Dongye complained in his heart, what he said was really good, people who don't understand the truth may really have been deceived, and thought that he was a good official with clean sleeves, only a fool would believe his words, how much can the gift in his hand be worth, and people with low IQ will think of asking for a gift.

complained and complained, but there was a serious expression on his face, and he said with great admiration: "Everyone knows Director Liu's character, how can I knowingly commit a crime, it is something you bought with your own money, then I must send it to you." ”

"Ouch! What the hell is it, I gave you money to buy it for me. Director Liu was very shocked, looking inexplicable, as if he had forgotten, and asked very puzzled.

The pretense is very similar, it is simply a drama spirit possessed, a person who can be a leader, the acting skills are all leveraged, the cow is broken to the point of being superb, the silk buckle is very rigorous, there is no problem at all, everyone is 'drunk' and he is 'awake'.

Song Dongye organized the language in his heart, and began to say with a smile on his face: "Director Liu, you are a noble person who forgets things, you are dedicated to your work, and you do all the big things, so you forget those small things, but I never dare to forget them." ”

Did I ask him to buy something? What the hell is buying, Song Dongye, this guy, just said it directly, but now he is mysterious, hooking up his beliefs and thoughts, and scolding the dead old king next door, this person is really him. Mom's heart is bad enough.

Seeing Director Liu's eyes staring at him tightly, Song Dongye is not a stupid person, he has seen a lot of this kind of look, and he has already understood what he thinks in his heart, at this time, he can't fish for other people's appetites, otherwise it will backfire, and if he does things badly, it will be over.

It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. Like Director Liu, who can do superficial work and is patient, he is like a turtle, he can stretch and bend no one is afraid, and he can give you a bite at a critical moment, so try not to offend if you can, if you offend, you won't be able to sleep, if you can't sleep, you will have no spirit, and if you don't have spirit, the tiger will also have a nap, and then it will be over, and the turtle will find a chance to bite.

took out the things that were in the pocket of his jacket, put them on the coffee table and smoothed them out, then pushed them in front of Director Liu and said, "This is what you asked me to buy last time." ”

Looking at the thing pushed in front of him, Director Liu was stunned, what kind of trick did Song Dongye play, what does this mean, this is a thing that only poor ghosts will run to buy, what are you doing for me, it won't be used to humiliate me, right? Could it be ......!

Director Liu's heart was shocked, and he thought of a possibility, perhaps...... Should...... If ......, it's wonderful, it's just a cool and crooked result.

O God! O earth! This is the ancestral tomb smoke, the ancestor has appeared, this kind of gift is absolutely top-notch, you can rest assured that you can accept it boldly, openly, uprightly, and legitimately.

Song Dongye saw all this situation in his eyes, especially Director Liu's angry expression at first, and then seemed to understand the situation, and he became silent again.

Then the expression on his face was colorful, changed and changed as if he had changed his face, and finally it became normal again, just like usual, with a smile on his face like a spring breeze, sitting on the sofa with a smile and not moving.

Obviously he already knows the result, but he still wants others to tell him, there is no way to do it, the superiors are like this, the monkey is anxious in his heart, but he still has to pretend to be there to be forced, there is a saying that is particularly good, the pig's nose is inserted with green onions - pretending to be an elephant.

Song Dongye, who has been mixing in the rivers and lakes for a long time, understands the virtues of these people very well, and knows their routines very clearly, and they are already clear, but he has to pretend to be confused, and his ass has been sitting in that position for a long time, thinking that he is an old and smart person, and everyone else is a fool, which is very typical of what and what.

It's very tiring to deal with these people who think they're smart, and sometimes Song Dongye really wants to kick them in the foot, or a more extreme idea, take a brick on the back of their heads, and go to another world to pretend to be forced, right?

But there is no way, if you want to make a living, you must endure the disgusting laughter with these people, drink and talk, pull your IQ to the same level as them, and then ......! And then there was no more, and then it was so uncomfortable to continue, just like what Tokita thought every day, and his choice was to be carried out with tears.

Chirp crookedly, Rory is verbose, there is too much nonsense, Song Dongye is also annoyed, if he continues to disguise like this, he will really become mentally retarded and assimilated by them.

"Director Liu, that's the case, didn't you give me ten yuan last time and bought you five bets. Tickets? I also forgot about it at the beginning, and when I passed by the lottery shop two days ago, I found that there was a banner at the entrance of their house, "This store is happy to win the second prize and one note". Then go back and find out the ticket.

What I didn't expect was that I really won the lottery, so I'll give it to you today, because ten days have passed since the time to redeem the prize, I'm afraid that I will forget it again, and then delay it It's not good, after all, it's all money? I'm here today to congratulate you, if only I could have won the lottery, I've never tried that feeling before. Song Dongye, who had a happy face, said with great emotion.

"Is this true? I think about it, it seems like there really is. ”

As soon as Song Dongye's words fell, Director Liu reached out and grabbed the lottery ticket in his hand to pick up the topic and said, as if he really remembered it, his movements were clean and neat, and his most primitive nature was exposed in an instant.

After giving the lottery ticket to Director Liu, Song Dongyun felt that it was time to leave, because it was not interesting to stay any longer, and it was necessary to leave enough time for others to be wild, after all, it was a million-dollar bonus, and it was reasonable and legal to pay taxes, and it could be boldly distributed.