Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

Whether it is sunny or impermanent, a good mood is the only wealth in life that cannot be deprived.

Grasping the daily life and taking care of the unique body is the best cherishing.

I went to different places, saw different scenery, knew different things, and felt different lives!

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The gift has already been given, and although the recipient has a very funny expression like a chameleon at the beginning, he understands the cause and effect, and he is quite satisfied later.

Because of this kind of gift, as long as it is a person who eats a public meal, no one will refuse, except for those who are dedicated to the public and the real masters, most people can't escape the temptation. confused, including Song Dongye himself.

It's time to get out of here, see that there is no free lunch underneath, no one will give gifts for no reason, and it takes special thought, it must have a purpose, if there is no goal, the ghost will believe it.

has already accepted the gift, and it is not interesting to stay any longer, I have already drunk a stomach of tea, saying that it is good tea from others, and it is all bullshit, and it is 100 yuan a pound of goods when it reaches the sky.

In the past six months, under the influence of the old man, Song Dongye has also begun to have a strong interest in the tea ceremony, in order to vote for the old man's favor, as long as he has free time, he will carefully study and ponder, so the quality of the tea can probably be distinguished.

Sneaking a glance at his watch, it was already more than 12 o'clock, Song Dongye stood up, his face was full of smiles, and he pretended to be sincere: "Hey, I can't keep time, I sneaked away, why hasn't my sister-in-law come back to cook yet, Director Liu, the meal has arrived, or let's go down for a light meal." ”

Director Liu At this time, he was still in the mood to eat, what was there to eat, his big belly was already out, and he would not starve to death if he ate one less meal, and he would be considered to lose weight if he was hungry.

When Song Dongye stood up, Director Liu knew what he meant, so he stood up, it was time to get out, this person was quite smart, and he had a good grasp of the time.

The mood is super excited, just like eating a small blue pill, the whole body is full of strength, as if it is about to explode, and he urgently needs to find a place to vent fiercely, which is what Director Liu wants to do most at present.

Eat, eat a meal of eggs, what is delicious, the delicacies of the mountains and seas have long been tired of eating, and they have to deal with the meal every day, and they have long been annoyed, so they patted Song Dongye's hand, touched the big belly with his hand, and said happily: "You don't need to eat, you can see my big belly, it's rare to rest at home today, don't let it suffer again, and let it take a day off and rest."

My wife said that if I want to live a few more years, I have to lose weight, and after my son graduates in two years, I will find a daughter-in-law for him and give birth to a big white fat man, and I can retire and become a full-time grandfather at home.

Now I eat noodles at home, eat vegetables and boiled noodles for meals, don't put any oil, the taste of clear soup is really good, the soup of green vegetables is very rich, drink it to the stomach is a pleasure, there is a little warm feeling, every time after eating noodles, I will feel that the small belly has become a lot lighter. ”

This is a nervous disorder, just talking casually, but it's just a polite gesture, and he doesn't really want to invite him to dinner, even if he agrees to go to dinner, he has already calculated such a valuable gift, and it is not so bad.

But the sky is blind, and he pulls out so much nonsense, just like with Monk Tang, his ears are seriously polluted, and there is no blood in killing, this is the most important place for human life.

Although I had a lot of opinions in my heart, I couldn't wait to go up and kick him, but I wanted to pretend to be suddenly enlightened, as if I had met a fellow practitioner, and said very happily: "I didn't expect Director Liu to study healthy eating so thoroughly, this is something I never could have imagined."

It just so happens that I have been losing weight recently, because I was fattened by my wife, and I have gained more than 20 pounds after getting married.

I thought of the clear water somen cooked by my mother when I was a child, and there will be a little bit of chopped green onions, which is delicious in the world, so I want to take the liberty and say an embarrassing word, I also want to taste it, I don't know if Director Liu is willing to do so. ”

"Yes! Just let you taste my craft, the skills of this clear soup and low water healthy noodles have been practiced, people who have eaten it say it is delicious, but I want to go to the kitchen to see, whether the noodles are still there, I seem to remember that it seems to have been eaten yesterday, you don't just stand and sit down and wait a little, I'll go and see. ”

After Director Liu finished speaking, he turned around and left with a sunny smile on his face, but scolded wildly in his heart, dog. Eight lambs of the king of the day, this he. Damn, it's absolutely deliberate, so that I can't be happy, and I can't be happy when I feel uncomfortable in my heart.

Clear soup and healthy noodles, just talk about it casually, it's really a snake with a stick, and it's endless one set after another, eat ghosts, right? Shall we eat Xiang? Kick him into space and immortalize him in the starry sky.

After standing in the kitchen for a while, about a minute later, Director Liu gently opened the cabinet of the storage cabinet and closed it with a 'bang' and a heavy one, one cabinet, two cabinets, three cabinets, all the cabinets were in the same motion.

After opening and closing all the cabinets, Director Liu showed a weird smile, touched his chest with his hand, laughed softly, took out the winning lottery ticket, and looked at it carefully.

Gently touch the lottery ticket with your hand as if you are stroking. Touch. Beauty's muscles. Skin-like, with the smile on his face, as disgusting as he wants, if others see it, he will definitely vomit, if he doesn't vomit, even if he doesn't vomit, he is a top character.

It seems that it feels like I've been in the kitchen for about the same time, and it's time to go out, and if I stay any longer, I won't be able to talk when I go out.

The mood was brewing, and I patted my face with my hand, and I had already thought of a way, just like when I was a student, I didn't finish my homework, and I often said to the teacher: "Because of what, I forgot." ”

Out of the kitchen and into the living room, Director Liu said apologetically with a face full of embarrassment: "I'm really sorry, I finished eating the noodles yesterday and forgot to buy them today, you may not be able to taste my good craftsmanship, otherwise we will wait for the next time, right?" I'll be sure to have enough materials when the time comes. ”

"This ......! All right? ”

Song Dongye first pretended to show a regretful expression, then changed back to a smile on his face, and responded politely: "It's okay, I understand Director Liu's mood, don't blame myself too much, next time I come to visit again, I will definitely inform you first, I want to eat clear soup and low water healthy noodles, I will never give up if I don't eat your craftsmanship, so it's decided." ”

Eat a fart, forget it after today, completely erase it from your mind, think about it in your heart is very blocked, such a disgusting thing who likes to remember it, if you don't have to deal with this kind of person, you would have escaped from this broken place a long time ago.

"Must, sure, sure, if you have the chance, you will never be disappointed, that's it." Director Liu was still smiling and responding with a sunny face.

"Okay, I don't have anything to eat at Director Liu's house, so I should also go and find food to eat." Song Dongye patted his thighs with both hands, then stood up and joked.

"Shall I send you out, then? Be careful, it's raining and the road is slippery these days, so don't fall? Director Liu also joked.

Two old guys who have been tested for a long time, have seen a lot of ups and downs, they will say what they should say and will never say what they shouldn't say, it won't be interesting to say too much, maybe they will show their feet, it's not good, the villain died from talking too much, this truth is understood, unless it is a cerebral convulsion, everyone knows it.

Director Liu sent Song Dongye out of the door.

When Song Dongye's feet stepped out of the door, he immediately turned around, still with a faint smile, he was used to it anyway, and said very politely: "Director Liu, it's too polite, please stay, just send it here." ”

"It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, then I will listen to you, I will not be so polite, and I will not send more when I send it to the door, and I can come again when I have time, and I am very welcome." Director Liu also responded politely.

After Director Liu finished speaking, he was really polite, and closed the door directly, maybe this kind of person is this kind of character, after all, he often suffers from this kind of treatment.

The muscles on Song Dongye's face trembled, this is also a matter of no way, life wants to be smooth sailing in the world, and go a long way, there are those who are not tempered, and if you want to be tempered, you must always sit in the position of the leader.

But a mountain is even higher, there is no tallest, only higher, I don't know if it will be photographed on that day, and it has no temper, if there is a temper again, it will die.

After sighing, you have to get out, when is it, and if you stand at the door again, you can only eat the wind, where is Director Liu already crazy in the house?

Dog. The day's clear soup and water are healthy noodles, my stomach is hungry, it's more than one o'clock, I drink too much tea, and I don't have a little oil and water in my stomach, and now I have to eat, and I want to eat braised beef noodles with ingredients, and I have to make up for all the oil and water, otherwise I will be too sorry to treat myself.

That's not tolerated by heaven and earth, I'm sorry for my father and mother, I'm sorry for my wife and children, if I have a grandson as a grandfather in the future, there will be no wonderful stories to tell, I can't go home and make up a story, right? Life will be gone, and it would be a pity that the legend has no meaning.