210: I want a brother, I want a sister
In junior high school, you cry, and the whole class comes around and asks what's wrong; High school, you're sad, a few friends touch it, tell you that there's still us, it's okay; College, no one cares what you do; When you work, people will only think that your acting skills are great.
In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.
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"Dad, Mom, be happy! Don't want mother-in-law, mother-in-law, you're all young, like an old man and an old woman, okay? Hurry up and give me a reason.
Even if you make it up casually, I just want a reason, as long as I get a reason, I'll get out immediately, and you can do whatever you like.
I can't take care of it, I'm the son of the two of you, and I'm not the father of the two of you, why do you care so much? If you can't upgrade, you don't know how much benefit you can get? ”
The quilt was dark and he couldn't see anything, but Xiao Mao seemed to feel that his father and mother seemed to be planning some conspiracy, because the atmosphere in the quilt was very strange, and the smell was so weird that people couldn't stand it.
"Do you want a brother or a sister, son! This is the reason given to you by your mother, and it is a choice of two, which is not difficult, choose one! ”
"Your mother is right, that's the reason we're going to give you, it's strong enough, right? And it's very legitimate, how? Not satisfied?
If you are not satisfied, you can say it, but it seems that it is useless to say it, because there is no other reason for you, so you better hurry up and choose!
Don't waste time, time is precious, you have a lot of time, but we don't! There's nothing extra for you to choose, hurry up! As you said just now, let's have a good time!
Be a child, but you must not hesitate too much, this kind of performance is very bad, a little bit of that and what, when you grow up, no girl will like it, what does Daddy mean, do you understand? ”
Is this a good reason? Is the younger brother related to the younger sister and the reason? Dad and Mom's heads are funny, is this a brain-opening? This turn is too fast, right? This time the bully is addictive, and it really amuses the little kids.
Xiao Mao kept complaining in his heart, but he was about to get a reason, better than nothing! But I'm still a little confused, what does this mean?
This must be asked clearly, otherwise there may be such a problem in the head all day today, and you will be dizzy.
What I don't like the most is to think about the problem with my head.,It's better to ask clearly.,It's a hundred.,After that's over, forget it.,What a good thing is this.,Does a little kid need to think about it so much? If you think too much, you are sick.
"Dad, Mom, congratulations! I'm really happy for you that you finally deceived the child, but what kind of reason are you talking about? Is there any reason for this?
Isn't that a problem? Although this is unreliable, I can only accept it, whether it is a reason or a problem? Because I don't have a choice, if you don't accept me, you won't have it!
For the requirements of the two of you, I don't want the lowest now, as long as it's not lower, you can burn incense and worship the Buddha, God bless you, the Bodhisattva has opened his eyes, I'll leave now, I'll get out! Fuck off! I'll leave this quilt to you, right?
But I still have to tell you, I don't like my brother, because I have a boy in the family, and I like to have a sister, so that I can love her, spoil her, and lift her up to heaven.
If it were my brother, I would beat him every day, absolutely, is this a joke? A manly man, he does what he says, if he doesn't, his status will not be guaranteed. ”
If you don't talk to these two older children whose IQ has plummeted by 3,000 feet vertically and have reached the kindergarten stage, there is really a communication barrier, and I don't understand what they mean?
I was so tired, so after I left the words, Xiao Mao got out, I really got out, I didn't talk nonsense with them, but all I was talking was tears.
If you talk nonsense, even the tears will be ripped dry, if you let the Pacific Ocean be a metaphor, it is too exaggerated, and it is just right to describe it in the Aegean Sea.
I was angry, but there was no way, after getting out of the quilt, I got dressed, and then looked at the two adults hiding in the quilt, and with a stomach full of anger, Xiaomao opened the door and went out.
Godfather died, Dad's brain lacked tendons, and Mom became mentally retarded; Those who have died cannot be brought back, but the sick and mentally handicapped have returned to normal.
But why is it still the same sad urging, this day or two is really unlucky, now you must look at the ground more when walking, to see if you can pick up a penny or two of money? As long as you have it, you don't dare to have extravagance, but you don't dare to think about a dime.
It would be great if he could pick up the money, although it was useless to say that a penny or two of money was useless, what could he do? Even if it's a dollar coin, in your pocket, there are too many jingles.
What's more, a penny coin, there is still a dime in the middle, even if you buy a spicy strip, it will be a lot worse, and it will only be useful if you can go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, but this is also the key to transshipment!
"Oops, it hurts!"
It's really unlucky, you will be choked when you drink cold water, it's really ......, hey! Don't know what to say? Those who should shed tears should be shed, is this the monopoly of children?
When you should cry, you can't cry, to be a strong little kid, it's enough to fail if you shed tears, and if you cry again, it's a failure.
will be looked down upon by girls, and there is nothing more than the most failure in life, so if you want to cry, you have to cry in your heart, which girl would like a boy who loves to cry? It's impossible! Unless it's a special hobby.
I am angry in my heart, I have a lot of worries, and I still can't figure out how many cents does it have to do if I want a younger brother or sister to get out of the bed with myself? How do they relate to each other?
Xiao Mao, who walked and looked at the ground, always wanted to pick up money, just went out, didn't take a few steps, and bumped into someone! Even if you hit someone, it's fine, as long as you don't suffer a loss, but can you not suffer a loss?
But it was an adult! Can you imagine what the final outcome will be? It must be the big guy who is fine, the little guy, what can happen? It's not a son. Play.
"Xiao Mao, what are you thinking? Is there anything wrong with the whole person's soul? What the hell is going on? Can you tell me? See if I can help you out?
Solve the problems encountered by your children, I still have this ability, you don't have to worry, don't be polite to me, don't doubt it!
I'm a lot better than your mother, and even your father is willing to bow down, how about it? Amazing enough, right? It's time for breakfast, let's go over there and talk while we eat!
If I can't even answer, isn't my godfather and grandma also there? They're going to be better, don't you think? If it still doesn't work, don't we have more powerful grandfathers and grandfathers? ”
was bumped into, to be precise, it should have hit someone, and it was already a question of irresponsible dad and mom, and the whole head was a little dizzy, and it became even more confused.
Or maybe it's time to run! Or maybe with his little brain, after all, he is not yet mature, and he has come to this world at a double-digit age, and he may not have thought of it so much, and there is still a lack of consideration.
"It's you! Aunt Ding, it's really good, I really have a question to ask you, my mom and my dad gave me a question, this question is very strange, I can't figure it out.
What's wrong with this problem? It made my whole head dizzy, so I thought too much about it just now, so I accidentally bumped into you, I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed. ”
This voice is very familiar, it is Aunt Ding's, it is really good, it was originally a messy head, but suddenly it became enlightened and became very clear, you can change your thinking! My heart became happy, can't I just ask her?
If you have a problem, do you have someone to ask? Don't you know everything after asking? One person counts, two people count! What do you think? What's the use of thinking so much? Anyway, I can't figure it out, and it's nerve-wracking.
With Daddy and Mom, their IQs, even if they are high, how high can they be? It's really a bit ashamed to say it, give them a little face, and can't let them be too embarrassed.
If the face is pressed to the ground and rubbed, it is not a taste to be a son, but in general, it is only a little higher than himself, even if it is more, it is not much, the level of elementary school students is enough, if it is higher, it is to lift them.
"Remember, if you have any questions you don't understand in the future, you can come to me and ask, don't be too polite, we are all a family, we should help each other, do you understand?"
"I know, I remember, so are you free now? If you have time, I have a question that I want to ask you now, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable to hide in my heart.
Aunt Ding! Are you usually like this, there is a question that is very uncomfortable not to understand, the whole head is full of it, you have to understand it, the heart will be comfortable, is it the same? ”
That's right, it should be like this, they adults must think about problems like this, they can't think about problems too rigidly, they can't do it, it's easy to reach a dead end.
Then I don't know what to do, I will be like a headless fly, no matter which direction I fly, I will hit the wall, and finally I will sigh, why is it myself who is hurt?
There's really no way.,It's also a matter of IQ.,Too little knowledge.,Caused by not having enough experience.,It seems that you should grow up quickly.,Although there will be more troubles.,But the benefits of growing up will be more!
Fortunately, Aunt Ding is here, otherwise I don't know what to do? Four were crushed by Daddy and Mom.