212: The reason for being kicked out of the bed

It's easy to fall in love at first sight, but it's hard to stay with you for a long time. How many people love vigorously, but they all lose to time, and they love each other but can't stay together.

The best relationship is two people, a lifetime, three meals, and four seasons; The best feelings are hidden in the "long stream".

Not all relationships will be perfect, and not everyone will be able to accompany you to the end.

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"What are you doing standing there stupidly? Did you think of something again? I've stunned you again, where are there so many problems? Beware of your brain being broken.

In the end, it's still you who is sad, and then there will be another stupid child on this earth, so it's not good, hurry up and do it! Don't be stupid anymore, if you have a problem, speak out quickly, there are so many people, are you afraid that it can't be solved? ”

has been exercised, the mood has been strengthened a lot, and the time for being stunned is getting shorter and shorter, as long as it takes a while, the whole person will wake up, so Xiao Mao ran over after waking up.

"You run slower, what are you doing so fast? If you run too fast and fall down, come over and sit with me, so I can answer your questions, and you can hear and ask more clearly. ”

"Grandpa and Grandma, hello, the breakfast you can make in the morning is so delicious, much better than my mother's cooking, now I am blessed to be able to eat the breakfast you make every day."

Before the buttocks sat down, Xiao Mao politely greeted Wu Yunfeng and Wu Yujiao, the etiquette was quite in place, and now children want to be polite, at least they can know how to respect others.

After greeting the two elders, Xiao Mao and Situ Junwen glanced at each other, revealing what you understand, and then sat there quietly, waiting for the next step.

"Well, did your dad wake up? Has he become normal? Or it's still the same, the first thing I wake up every day, and I still stand guard at the door dutifully. ”

After Xiao Mao sat down and made sure that he had nothing to say, Wu Dingfang asked him a question, but after he spoke, he was a little embarrassed, because he didn't go through his brain and said the wrong thing with habitual thinking.

After all, Xiao Mao said just now, will his father ask him questions? Then it must have recovered, it has become normal, it is to talk endlessly, and it is no longer a taciturn coldness.

"The two grandfathers are really amazing, just a few tosses, my dad woke up from sleep, and the missing tendon in his brain was recovered, and it was all made up.

He was the first to wake up this morning, and after waking me up, he joined forces with my mother to kick me out of the bed, but he was tossing around there, why could they sleep in. Why are you driving me away? ”

"Oops! That's a curious question! ”

"What's the problem? Let's hear it! ”

"How did these two adults be? It's actually done in front of children.,I'm just wondering.,Come on! Say it, I'll give you a reference. ”

"That's right! Xiaomao, how did your dad and mom kick you out? You must make this problem clear, and in the future, or I am also prepared, and when I encounter this situation, I will calmly solve it.

You won't be beaten, overwhelmed, or caught off guard, but there's a way to deal with it, your lord! In the vast majority of cases, it is an animal that has a wife or a husband and forgets the existence of children. ”

"What are you talking about? What does this mean? You're going to sarcastically mock your mother, what do you think in your head? Are the children like the two of you? It's boring. ”

After Xiao Mao threw out the question, all the people's curiosity was aroused, and they all wanted to know what kind of reason Fei Tian and Luffy River gave Xiao Mao out?

And Situ Junwen's reply is even more bizarre, Wu Dingfang was almost frightened and lost his face, and he was unscrupulous, but he couldn't talk nonsense like this! Isn't this to make a fool of yourself?

So he immediately interrupted her, otherwise he didn't know how unreliable she would have to wait, and how unreliable she would have to say, this guy who fell out of his stomach definitely had this potential.

The living room was quiet, and everyone looked at Xiao Mao, hoping to hear the hot question from his mouth, and they were all looking forward to it with great eagerness.

It's a pity that there are many things that are often thought of in the heart, but in reality, they are always unexpected, and they don't develop as you think at all, and sometimes they go in the opposite direction.

"I can't play Rippy, because their IQ is higher than mine, I think I'm still suffering in age, after all, they are all double-digit, and they are all in their early thirties, how can they beat them?"

"Let's get straight to the point! We all know this, children are children after all, this is understandable, don't say anything superfluous, lest you have a long night and a lot of dreams, go straight to the goal!

We can also help you solve it, otherwise when your parents get up, your IQ will be crushed again, and you won't be able to solve the problem all of a sudden.

After all, we have to save some face for your father and mother, and you don't have a chance, so you have to hurry up, you should also understand this, sooner rather than later! Don't say too much, hurry up! ”

"Oh well! Makes sense, then I'll tell you! Just now my parents asked me, do you want a younger brother, or do you want a younger sister? This seems to be asking for my opinion, and I am a little baffled.

Why are they asking me this question? Then I replied, I said that I don't like my brother, and if I had a brother, I would beat him every day if he was disobedient.

I won't show mercy to my subordinates, and I will be strict with him, staring at him every day, and punishing him for making the slightest mistake.

If you had a sister, it wouldn't be the same! I will love her, spoil her, spoil her to heaven, and whatever she does, I will help her carry it.

Because my sister is the most obedient, and the boy is too naughty and mischievous, who will like her? How nice my sister is! Quiet and obedient, the voice is sweet, and it sounds much more comfortable.

But if I want a sister, what can I do? Why did they kick me out? Why can't I lie under the covers with them?

What exactly is this for? Why is this so? What does this mean? Can't I have a brother or sister when I'm in the bed with them?

Will it be affected? What kind of logic is this? It's so weird, it's unbelievable, it's just an incredible thing, you say, what does this have to do with me? I just can't figure it out? ”

I understand, although what he said is a little out of tune, but the general meaning, everyone still understands, why was he kicked out of the bed?

The child is so funny, and the two of them are adults who are really enough, and they can actually use this problem as a reason, and the dizziness that took their son away is almost impossible to find the north, and they are about to drill the horns.

"Hah! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

"Huh! Scold! Scold! Scold! ”

It turned out to be such a reason, no wonder they couldn't figure it out, isn't this the fact that adults often lie to children and say that where they came from are exactly the same statement, Wu Yunfeng and Wu Yujiao couldn't help laughing, it was so hearty.

"Then I'll go first, it's not early, I have to leave, you go on, I'm going to go to the street to buy groceries, prepare lunch for you, I really don't have time to spare, or I want to stay a little longer?

If you want to live a few more years with these children, it's not necessary, it's not practical! But it's definitely possible to live every day happily.

Because their problems are always full of tricks to make people happy, they can be happy every day, full of vitality, better than eating any nutritional products, not to mention how to maintain them, they can maintain a youthful state and a radiant appearance.

You don't have to stay here, old man, come with me! Do your cattle work well, fulfill the duties of a cow, and if you can't be a cow plowing the field, then you can only slaughter and eat it as a beef cow. ”

This is lying down and can be shot, it is really sad enough, Wu Yunfeng wants to paraphrase Xiao Mao's sentence, why is this so? What's my business with this? Can you just spare me?

It's just a matter of buying a dish, just a simple sentence and an order, so why bother to bring up so many topics? Is there anything about the cow? People didn't provoke you, and women are really, and it's really unreasonable.

"Go grocery shopping! This is so wow! I want to go, my wife went grocery shopping, why can't I go with it? I'm definitely going to go together! My wife is shopping for vegetables in the front, and I, a big man, must follow behind to carry things, otherwise how can I be considered a qualified good man? ”

Very good at pretending, still pretending, pretending every day, saying good things in his mouth, but complaining in his heart: It's really boring, can't you go alone to buy groceries?

You have to have two people to go, these women are really enough, I don't know what they think all day? What a tragedy! Even if you don't want to go, you have to go, you have no status!

Even if you make more money and hand it over to your wife, you still can't change your status, but it's getting lower and lower, and there must be a problem in it.

I also have to learn from Xiaomao, and I have to find someone to consult another day to see if there is any solution, otherwise it will not work if it continues like this, it is painful!

"Let's go, then? What are you doing sitting there stupidly? Wait for the food to fall from the sky! Hurry up, let's go? I'm just curious, why in recent times, people in our family have become like to be in a daze.

There must be a problem, when you are free one day, you must think of a way to solve it, and see which person is in a daze? I will personally urge him to correct this problem. ”