Chapter 23: Sweeping Monk?

Seeing that Zhong Lixiu had finally walked away, Liu Banxian could no longer control the urge to squirt urine, and rushed to a position far away from the Taoist temple at a very fast speed, so he dared to excrete it.

With a slight tremor of his body, Liu Banxian's tightly furrowed brows were also slowly stretched, and the sense of ease made him can't help but moan, if people passing by inadvertently heard his voice, they would definitely cast a disdainful gaze......

After being relaxed, Liu Banxian did not forget his promise to Zhong Lixiu, and hurriedly picked up his pants and ran to Zhang Luo to renovate the Taoist temple, and he decisively abandoned it when he still had a business today. Because he found a better way to make money.

After renovating this Taoist temple, put on his own signboard, as a faΓ§ade, and accept a few disciples at that time, if he can let Zhong Lixiu knock on the side to help him, and get two real ghosts to make a show for him, then wouldn't he become a master with real skills in an instant?

As long as you have a reputation, making money is not a matter of lip service?

Thinking of this, Liu Banxian smiled, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and the fat on his face trembled slightly. Happy like a fat man of 400 pounds.

I have to say that he has not been in vain in his wanderings in society for more than 20 years, at least he has a lot of flowers. I just don't know if his idea of YY out of thin air can be realized......

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Zhong Lixiu on the other end was quite leisurely, he did not rush around to search for ghosts, but wandered leisurely in the streets and alleys.

Shuttling among the living, looking at familiar places, and listening to their laughter, Zhong Lixiu couldn't help but feel a little emotional, when will he be able to return to Yang and live a normal life like them?

When the wheel of fate turned to this step, I found that what was originally ordinary has become a luxury.

This thought is just touching the scene and triggering a momentary sigh, which comes and goes faster, and it is only a few seconds before and after.

Because he still has to fight hard to catch ghosts and earn merit points, so that he can realize his dream as soon as possible! What's the use of just thinking? You have to do it!

It seems that he is wandering aimlessly, but he always pays attention to the subtle movements in those places that are both hidden and heavy, and those pedestrians whose eyes are blank and seem to have lost their souls.

According to the records in the Handbook of Ten Thousand Ghosts, some special ghosts are not afraid of the yang energy of the living at all, and can even possess the living to achieve some unknown purposes.

When passing by a riverside green path, a small bald head wearing a Taoist robe and black old cloth shoes attracted Zhong Lixiu's attention.

The little bald head looks like he is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with delicate facial features, and a white and pure round face that looks inexplicably cute, but at this time he is full of sadness, and his brows are tightly wrinkled together.

Obviously wearing a white-washed, patched Taoist robe, but it was bald and shiny, making it impossible to tell whether this was a Taoist priest or a little monk.

The appearance of the little bald head made the people walking around cast strange glances, compared to the black and dense hair of the people around him, his shiny bald head that could reflect the sun's rays back was too eye-catching, and it was difficult to get people's attention.

Not far from the little bald head, a sweet-looking, glasses girl looked at the little bald head with a face, and after a while, she gently pushed a slightly older girl with long hair and a shawl next to her, and whispered: "Sister Xinxin, look at that little monk, the long knock is cute!" ”

"Guilty of nymphomaniac???" , The girl called Xinxin tapped lightly on her little head, turned her head to look at the little bald head, nodded and said, "It's very cute, but it's a pity to become a monk at a young age." ”

"Maybe people just like to wear this kind of clothes and keep their heads bald?" , the bespectacled girl asked rhetorically.

"Heartbeat? Let's go talk. ”

"Uh, there are so many people here, I'm embarrassed to go, why don't you help me get a WeChat, phone number or something, Sister Xinxin? Or ask him out for a meal. ”

"I'm not in the mood for that kind of leisure, I'm going to go yourself."

"Hey, Sister Xinxin, can you help me once, I'll invite you to drink milk tea and masturbate when I turn around, okay?" , The girl with glasses holding the arm of another girl is a coquettish meal plus temptation.

"I'm going to make a hundred meat skewers, plus three cups of strawberry milk tea!!" The other girl unceremoniously raised four fingers and said.

"No problem." , The girl with glasses looked like a little rich woman, and patted her little chest very boldly and agreed.

"Wait for my good news." , The long-haired girl who was full of Sister Fan walked generously in front of the little bald head with her long legs, blocking his way.

Looking at the beautiful girl in front of him who was a head taller than himself, the little bald head raised his head in confusion and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"Little brother, I see that you are lonely, my sister wants to invite you to a cup of milk tea, is it okay?" , The long-haired girl straightened her proud chest, and her voice was numb.

The voice of the fascinated man caused several bachelors around him to swallow violently, and at the same time looked at the little bald head with envy, wanting to see if this little bald head could withstand the temptation? Is it a true monk who quits seven emotions and six desires or a fake monk in wolf's clothing?

The little bald head said blankly: "What is milk tea?" ”

"Poof, this little monk really knows how to pretend." , A boy next to him almost squirted out the drink he had just drunk in his mouth, and said with disdain.

"Of course, with such a big beauty in front of you, how can you not pretend to be a little bit?" The other boy chimed in.

"Maybe he really came out of a temple in a big ravine?"

"Well, it's a great drink." , The long-haired girl rolled her eyes, ignoring the few young people around her, but observing the eyes of the little bald head, wanting to see if he was pretending.

However, the latter's clear eyes and blank expression made her unable to see any clues after many years of wandering in love.

"Oh, not available."

The little bald head touched his head, raised the soles of his feet, and planned to bypass her and continue to hurry slowly.

It has always been others who have accosted her, but today she took the initiative to talk to others, but instead ate a closed door, the long-haired girl was naturally unwilling, and immediately walked in front of the little bald head and said, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave??? Accompany me to drink milk tea, and I'll drive you later! ”

The girl with glasses stood not far away and felt a little tangled in her heart, but more than that, she was happy, if the long-haired girl got the little bald head in one sentence, then she would probably be a little lost.