Zhong Lixiu held back a smile and looked at the short and fat Taoist priest who was lying on the ground and shrunk into a ball, trembling, and felt a sense of pleasure after the prank.

Fortunately, Humpty Dumpty Taoist is not a good person, so he doesn't have any guilt in his heart.

The short and fat Taoist priest lay motionless on the ground for ten minutes, and found that there seemed to be no movement outside, so he slowly crawled to the door, looked around carefully, and gently pushed the door, and quickly retracted his hand.

The dilapidated wooden door shook a few times, and there was still no movement outside, the short and fat Taoist priest let out a sigh of relief, stood up on tiptoe, and after closing the door gently, he could no longer hold back the strong urge to urinate.

The short and fat Taoist priest had an expression on his bladder that was about to explode, and he folded his legs tightly, but he couldn't care so much, and his hands trembled and he went to untie the belt of his trousers.

But of course Zhong Lixiu would not let him succeed, and immediately snorted coldly: "As a Taoist disciple, how can you excrete anywhere in the Taoist temple?" Aren't you afraid that Master Sanqing will confiscate your tools of crime? ”

Hearing this coldly, the short and fat Taoist priest was shocked, his hands and feet stiffened, and he quickly lifted his pants, and had to hold back his urine again, and he was bitter in his heart.

"Who? I can't hold it back! Such a tattered Taoist temple, still doesn't let people pee? ”

The short and fat Taoist priest yelled a little angrily, and in the Taoist temple, he took a quick little step and looked around with a fierce face, looking for no result, and kicked the door open again, and ran outside to find the person who spoke.

But there is not a single family within a radius of several miles, and there is only such a dilapidated Taoist temple in the open area, where can people hide?

"Who the hell is playing with me? There is a kind of coming out, look at the Taoist master, I won't kill you! The short and fat Taoist priest was completely angry, rolled up his sleeves, kicked the wooden door with one kick, and shouted at the sky.

"Am I not here? What are you yelling at? Zhong Lixiu floated to the door and asked lightly.

Hearing the voice again, but not seeing where the person was, the short and fat Taoist priest suddenly thought of something, as the saying goes, once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope. Since the last time he was frightened by ghosts, he has been convinced of ghosts, and he has specially bought a lot of things from Taoist priests with real skills. Including cow tears, a peach wood sword that has been opened, rune paper used to exorcise ghosts, and so on.

Thinking that there might be a ghost fixing himself, Humpty Dumpty Taoist almost peed his pants, and without saying a word, he planned to run away, although he had some of the most basic ghost-catching magic weapons, but it didn't mean that he wasn't afraid!

"Stop! If you dare to take a step forward, don't blame me for interrupting your life! ”

As soon as the short and fat Taoist priest took a step, Zhong Lixiu let out a loud shout, and suddenly, his legs stopped very uncompromisingly.

The short and fat Taoist priest turned his head and said with teary eyes: "Brother ghost, I was just passing by here, and I was in a hurry to pee, and I just wanted to pee, and I inadvertently offended you, and those who don't know are not guilty, please spare your life!" ”

As he spoke, the Humpty Dumpty Taoist priest kept looking around, for fear of seeing the wrong position, and at the same time, he was also thinking in his heart, should he wipe some cow tears, and looked at the ghost who sounded very young in this voice, what did it look like?

Zhong Lixiu said lightly: "You don't need to be afraid, I just passed by here, and I happened to see that you were going to pee in the Taoist temple, so I stopped you, this Taoist temple is a place I often have to pass by, understand?" ”

Hearing this, Humpty Dumpty Taoist finally put his mind at ease, and he was not so afraid, but he still said cautiously: "Brother ghost, I know it's wrong, I will never come here again in the future." ”

Zhong Lixiu added: "These are not enough, this Taoist temple is too dilapidated, you have to clean it seriously, not to mention restore it to the new appearance when it was first built, but it can't be too bad." ”

"No problem!"

The short and fat Taoist priest lowered his head and gritted his teeth and agreed, not wanting Zhong Lixiu to see his painful face, which would cost him a lot of money, which was cutting the flesh on his body!

Since they have all agreed to his conditions, if you don't look at his appearance, then you don't even know who your money is spent for, isn't it wrong?

Thinking of this, the short and fat Taoist priest had a smile on his face, his small eyes narrowed into a slit, and said, "Big brother ghost, you see that I have agreed to this condition for you, we have known each other for a while, can we see your true face?" ”

Zhong Lixiu said indifferently: "Of course you can." ”

The short and fat Taoist priest was excited and a little frightened, so he took out the valuable cow tears from his arms and carefully applied them to his eyelids.

When he opened his eyes again, he clearly saw Zhong Lixiu's existence.

"Oh my God, you are still a ghost!" , Humpty Dumpty Taoist shouted with exaggerated wide-eyed eyes.

Zhong Lixiu rolled his eyelids and said, "Don't make a fuss, speaking of which, this is the second time I've seen you." ”

"May I ask where did you see me before?" , Humpty Dumpty Taoist incomprehensible Dao.

Zhong Lixiu said lightly: "You don't need to know this, but I want to remind you that in the future, you will do less immoral things, maybe one day you will be targeted by some evil ghosts, with your ability, it is still impossible to save your life." ”

Humpty Dumpty Taoist smiled awkwardly and said, "Thank you for your kind reminder, I'm also here to eat, life is not easy!" Especially someone like me who doesn't have much skills, but I'll definitely pay attention to it in the future. ”

"Hmm." , Zhong Lixiu nodded, he just said it casually, and he didn't think that he could make a change with his own words. After a pause, he continued, "There is one more thing for you to do......

"Please tell me, as long as I can do what I can do, I will definitely not shirk it." , where does the short and fat Taoist dare to say a word, this is a ghost, if he is knotted, it will be of great use in the future.

Thinking that the terrifying attack at that moment was most likely caused by the ghost in front of him, he was afraid for a while.

Zhong Lixiu said: "It's very simple, if you encounter ghosts or something like that in the future, you will come to this Taoist temple to inform me as soon as possible, can you do it?" ”

This is also Zhong Lixiu's most important purpose for tricking him, one more person in the yang world to find out the whereabouts of the ghosts and ghosts, the efficiency will definitely be much higher.

"Yes!" , Humpty Dumpty Taoist nodded without hesitation and agreed.

"Okay, then I'll go first."

Seeing that he agreed, Zhong Lixiu waved his hand, and then turned around to leave.

The short and fat Taoist priest hurriedly shouted: "Poor master, my name is Liu Banxian!" ”

"I made a note of it." , Zhongli Xiutou didn't respond.