After Wu Dingfang and Liu Fenfang bought the ingredients, they went out of the vegetable market and went home, passing by a mango tree, Liu Fenfang suddenly covered her stomach with one hand, a little embarrassed and apologized: "My stomach is a little uncomfortable, brother and sister, you will wait for me under this tree for a while!" I'll go to the toilet. ”

As soon as Liu Fenfang finished speaking, she put down the ingredients in her hand and hurriedly rushed to the public toilet on the side of the road.

Watching his sister-in-law leave in a hurry, Wu Dingfang smiled slightly, looked up at the mango tree, the familiar fruit fragrance came to his nose, the mango tree at this time was full of mangoes, each mango was green and green, this kind of green mango planted on the roadside, the fruits are relatively small, and it should be edible in a month.

Looking at the trees full of fruits, Wu Dingfang unconsciously remembered that his parents came, when he was young, he liked to eat fruits, especially mangoes, in the late eighties and early nineties, there was not so much fruit supply in the market, so he contracted more than 300 acres of barren mountains in the village, planted fruits, the orchard was planted with all kinds of fruit trees, there were loquats, longans, guava, bala, bayberry, star fruit, etc., since then there are the freshest fruits to eat all year round, and if you want to eat them, you will go to the orchard to pick them yourselfWhen I think of this, my heart is sweet.

Wu Dingfang squatted down, checked the ingredients he bought, and saw if there was anything missing to buy, and if there was a missing purchase, he would make up for it, so as not to find out when he used it, and he had to run in a hurry, Wei Yanji had to shout again, and he was always annoyed by the two masters.

As soon as he squatted down, a pungent fragrance came to his face, driving away the faint fragrance of mangoes, and two long legs appeared in front of him, wearing black high-heeled leather shoes, flesh-colored stockings, black pants, Wu Dingfang looked up, white shirt, black suit, black long hair, with light makeup, dressed as a capable strong woman in the workplace, with a playful smile on her face, and her eyes were opposed.

Who is this? Which Ga Yan came out of it, there are a few meanings, inexplicable, it can be seen from her eyes, this is to make trouble, Wu Dingfang thought, he has always been kind to others, as if he has not offended anyone, so he stood up, and he couldn't show weakness, so he said stiffly: "You ......!" ”

'You' was interrupted by the other party before she could speak, the other party's tone was too annoying, and the content of her words was about to burst Wu Dingfang's lungs, she was very arrogant, and no one said in her eyes: "You are Wu Dingfang, Wei Yanji's current wife, don't you look good?" I didn't find any shining points, no different from the housewives who came and went on the road! His vision is getting worse and worse, maybe you are a thousand-year-old vixen, or is he blind? ”

After a slight pause, she continued to say in a commanding tone: "Introduce yourself, my big name is Wei Chengxin, I'm back, you can retire successfully, don't have any extravagant dreams, you can't be on the stage, only I am the best choice to be his wife, give you a month, no matter what method you use, divorce Wei Yanji, leave him, and go back to where you came from, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable, you have to bear yourself." ”

"Who the hell are you, talking nonsense inexplicably, what kind of nonsense are you saying, why can't I understand it?" Wu Dingfang was about to be mad, and asked angrily, thinking in his heart: The woman in front of her was sick, why didn't her family take good care of her, and let her out to bite people indiscriminately, she was too unlucky, she was bitten, and she didn't know who she had to talk to.

"It doesn't matter who I am." Wei Chengxin said in the tone of the superior: "The important thing is that you have to keep in mind for me that you only have one month, get out!" Housewives who can't get on the table, go back and cook your meal!. ”

Wei Chengxin turned around and left after speaking, leaving Wu Dingfang in the wind, she wanted to hit someone, but fortunately she kept a little sober, and finally reason overcame everything and held back.

"Brother and sister, what's wrong with you." Liu Fenfang, who came back from going to the toilet, saw Wu Dingfang, who was flushed and angry, asked with great concern.

"Oh! The sister-in-law, who is fine, was scared by a mad dog just now. Wu Dingfang recovered and said calmly.

"There is a mad dog, where is it, have you been bitten, I heard that the teeth of a mad dog are very poisonous, and it is terrible to be bitten, but you have to go for a rabies vaccine, this kind of thing is not a joke." Liu Fenfang was taken aback and quickly said in surprise.

"How could I have been bitten by a mad dog? Am I like someone who has been bitten by a mad dog? In the ferocious mad dog, it is not enough to see in front of me, I have not been afraid of dogs since I was a child, sister-in-law, let's go back to cooking!. Wu Dingfang saw the black back in the distance, said softly, and said secretly in his heart: "Let's see, who is afraid of whom?" You have two brushes, and I also have a sledgehammer, who can be harder than whom, try to find out. ”

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Du Fatty, after eating the last bite of rice in the bowl, gently burped, wiped a handful of sweat on his head, and then said slowly: "Sister-in-law, you really do a good job of this dish, I rarely tell lies, unless it is a last resort, I never shoot people's ass, today I have to pat your ass, let's not talk about other dishes, just take this ordinary home-cooked dish." Scrambled eggs with tomatoes', you have already fried out of the master's level, and you can already go to the state banquet, so that those foreigners can also enjoy the flavor of home-cooked food, really, this is not an exaggeration, its taste is indeed so, sister-in-law is good, I am convinced. ”

After Du Fatzi finished speaking, his heart didn't beat, of course, his heartbeat didn't beat or not, others didn't know, in short, he was alive, his face was not red, he sat there with peace of mind, picking his teeth with a toothpick.

Wei Yanji and Wu Dingfang were stunned, not by Du Fatzi's shameless sycophants, but by his astonishing appetite, as if they had seen a ghost or a starving ghost.

Before the rice was put into the pot, Wei Yanji quietly came to the kitchen and said to Wu Dingfang: "More rice." ”

Wu Dingfang thought about it for a while, and put it in the pot according to the amount of rice that the eldest brother and sister-in-law usually used when they came to eat, but Wei Yanji said: "This amount of rice is not enough, it needs a little more." ”

In the end, Wu Dingfang gritted his teeth and doubled the amount of rice in the pot, fortunately the rice cooker at home was big enough, thinking in his heart: If you wait a minute, there is enough left, and the whole family will eat egg fried rice at night.

I never thought of it! The two of them, before the bowl of rice was finished, the rice cooker bottomed out, clean, not a single grain left, the pot didn't need to be washed, and the rice ran into Du Fatzi's stomach, this was not a starving ghost, but Zhu Bajie was possessed.

Wei Yanji was a little worried, and asked in a low voice, "Fatty, are you okay?" ”

Du Fatzi, who was still picking his teeth, put down the toothpick in his hand and replied a little incomprehensibly: "Something, what's the matter, I'm fine!" ”

Wei Yanji was dizzy, and he really didn't know what to say.

At this time, Wu Dingfang next to him took over the topic and said, "Yanji means to say, are you full?" There is no propping. ”

Du Fatzi reacted, his face was full of surprise, and he said with a smile: "How can you be supported by being full, the amount of rice cooked by sister-in-law, is just enough for me to eat seven points full, if you want me to hold on, you have to eat three more bowls of rice, usually in my home, my wife cooks two pots of rice, a large pot and a small pot, I eat a large pot of rice, and the small pot of rice is eaten by two children and their mothers." ”

Wei Yanji and Wu Dingfang were speechless, this is too edible, we don't understand the world of fat people, so we have to lower our heads and eat the rice in the bowl silently, adding a little weight to the meat to ourselves.

After eating and drinking enough, and resting for a while, Du Fatzi got up and said goodbye, and kept saying, "I will come again next time." ”

Wu Dingfang asked Wei Yanji to send him downstairs, and he came to the kitchen to wash the dishes, standing by the sink, looking at the green mountains and white clouds in the distance through the window, and his mood was even more refreshing.

However, suddenly, the good mood was destroyed again, and Wu Dingfang saw the woman who called herself 'Wei Chengxin', standing under an olive tree not far away, and waving at her.

"This woman is sick! Whether the brain was kicked by a donkey or a pig or caught by a door, it is really ghostly. Wu Dingfang scolded angrily, stopped washing the dishes, returned to sit on the sofa, sulking alone.

'Click', the door opened, Wei Yanji came back after sending Du Fatzi, looked at Wu Dingfang who was sulking alone on the sofa, and said very incomprehensibly: "What's wrong with you!" I was still elated just now, how to change my eyes in a blink of an eye, is it that your woman's mood, just like the summer weather, the face of a doll, changes when you say it changes, or is it really a woman's heart needle, unpredictable. ”

Wu Dingfang glanced at Wei Yanji and said, "No! Then he stood up, went into the kitchen again, stood by the sink, looked through the window again, and found that the hateful woman was still there, turned her head sideways, and then said to Wei Yanji, "Come here." ”

Wei Yanji, who didn't understand the situation, had no choice but to run over, the wisest choice at this time was to send it to his wife's words to do it, it would never be wrong, this is all experience!

"What's the matter, my wife just commands." Wei Yanji, who came to the kitchen, smiled and said cheaply.

Wu Dingfang was not amused by his cheap appearance, he was still angry, pointed to the olive tree with one hand and said, "Do you know the woman under the tree?" She said that her name is Wei Chengxin, and when she came back from grocery shopping today, she scolded me for some reason, and now she is here again, this is deliberately angry with me, can you not be angry? ”

A little far away, Wei Yanji couldn't see the woman who could live clearly, but when he heard Wu Dingfang say that the woman's name was Wei Chengxin, his face changed and became very unnatural, and he said to Wu Dingfang: "You stand here and don't move, I'll go down and take a look." ”

After saying this, Wei Yanji hurriedly went downstairs again.