It's a good time for summer.

Wei Yanji is cultivating his sentiments, constantly sublimating his body, concentrating, engrossed, painting in a good way, the scene is very warm and perfect, Wu Dingfang sat quietly on the sofa, looking at the person next to the pillow with blurred eyes, with a faint smile on his face, like a girl in love for the first time, looking at her lover obsessively.

"Master, you've got a call!"

"Master, you've got a call!"

The perfect and warm picture can't escape being destroyed after all, and the sudden ringtone of the mobile phone ruthlessly ended it.

Wu Dingfang picked up Wei Yanji's mobile phone on the coffee table, glanced at the caller ID on the mobile phone with the three words 'Du Fatman', and was as gentle as a little woman, and said a little angrily: "Du Fatzi's phone, this Du Fatzi is really, it's really not the right time to call at this time, it's troublesome, it's bad for my mood, if he is appearing in front of me, I will beat him." ”

After speaking, he stood up and gave his mobile phone to Wei Yanji.

Wei Yanji took the phone and smiled at Wu Dingfang awkwardly, the meaning on his face was obvious, as if to say: I can't help this, you are right, it is all Du Fatzi's fault, I am also in favor of beating him, I will give you a hand.

After taking the phone, Wei Yanji clicked the answer button, and then turned on the hands-free button, and the familiar voice of Du Fat came out of the microphone, he said: "Brother Ji, great news, I want to tell you in person, where are you now?" At home? I'm downstairs from your house, and if you're at home, I'll come right away. ”

"Oh! I'm at home, what good news, I want you to come to the humble house in person, I can't ask for it! So you come up, right? But you have to be mentally prepared for surprises! Wei Yanji said a little jokingly.

"What do you mean! What a surprise! On the other side of the phone, Du Fatzi said puzzled.

"It's okay! It's okay! Didn't you know when you came up? I hung up. Wei Yanji couldn't help but smile and said.

"Okay, I'll go up." After Du Fatzi finished saying this, they both hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Wei Yanji held the mobile phone in his hand, and looked at Wu Dingfang with a smile, that look was really bad, Wu Dingfang was stared at unnaturally up, he was a little embarrassed, and said: "Look at it, what's so good-looking, do I have flowers on my face?" ”

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Wei Yanji finally laughed heartily and said, "Your chance has come." ”

"What do you mean, what an opportunity has come!" Wu Dingfang was confused and said inexplicably.

"Are you a fish? There are only three seconds of memory, who gritted his teeth just now and swore that he was going to beat someone hard, and the opportunity came! Right in front of you, you must grasp it, I am optimistic about you, someone is about to appear. Wei Yanji said very seriously, so angry that Wu Dingfang was about to climb the wall.

Ding dong! Ding dong!

In Wu Dingfang, he wants to fight back, give Wei Yanji a little powerful color to see, don't think that if you give a little sunshine, you can be bright, and if you give half a piece of baked cake, you will forget the darkness of the old society, the old lady is not so good. Play, when you cry, the doorbell rings.

Wei Yanji looked triumphant, and kept pointing at Wu Dingfang sideways with one hand, opening his teeth and dancing his claws like a crab, arrogant, and retreating towards the door.

"Forget it, a good woman doesn't fight with a man, spare him for the time being, let him go, and raise his face in front of his friends, I won't be angry." Wu Dingfang exhaled, took a picture of his chest, and said calmly, but from her eyes that were about to breathe fire, and her flushed face, as long as she was not blind, it was very obvious that she couldn't help it, deceiving herself, and comforting herself.

Wei Yanji opened the door, and it was indeed a fat man outside.

Du Fatzi came in the door, and Wei Yanji was stunned.

Because he had discovered something that he couldn't figure out.

The sixth floor! This is the sixth floor!

Usually he goes upstairs by himself, at the fastest speed, it takes almost two minutes, but Du Fatzi, from just hanging up the phone, to now it is almost two minutes, from the way he stepped into the door, it is a refreshed appearance, no panting, a ruddy face, no sweat on his forehead, this is scolding the old king next door, it is amazing, is this a characteristic of obesity? Aren't fat people all sweaty? It's too contrary to common sense, Wei Yanji has 100,000 whys in his heart?

"Sister-in-law, you're here too!" Du Fatzi looked at Wu Dingfang, whose face was flushed, and the red tide on his face had not yet receded, respectfully, and asked weakly, thinking in his heart: "Oops, I am not here at the right time, could it be that the two in-laws of their two in-laws were ...... just now, and they were working hard to cultivate the fields, my God!" I'm ......, I forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out, did I want to slap myself and destroy other people's movements, Amitabha, Taishang Laojun is above, guilty of sin. ”

Wei Yanji walked over, one hand kept pinching his chin, looking around Du Fat Man like a monster, as if looking at a cow, from his eyes, Du Fat Man clearly saw that he was deeply puzzled and full of doubts, and then he was even more afraid.

Standing next to the sofa, Du Fat Man stood resignedly, not daring to sit down easily, he was terrified, he had goosebumps, he was frightened, and said tremblingly: "Brother Ji, don't look at me like this, I'm afraid!" You're not going to beat me up, are you? ”

"You're sick! It's okay for me to beat you for something, it's all a father, you still think it's a young age, and you start fighting if you don't agree with you, I just don't understand a little thing, it's okay, sit down! What are you doing stupidly?. Wei Yanji sat down on the sofa and said.

Du Fat Man had no choice, gritted his teeth, regardless of him, he had to sit down, still thinking in his heart, is it a blessing or a curse, it is a disaster that can't be avoided, it's a big deal to die horizontally and vertically, and after eighteen years, he is a hero, maybe his figure has changed, we have also become a handsome guy, a piece of small fresh meat, besides, this can't be all blamed on themselves, they don't look at the time, and they still have that in the middle of the day, it's too shameless, if it was in ancient times, it would be poked in the backbone.

"You are the legendary Du Fat Man, Du Lala, Du John." Wu Dingfang looked at the different expressions of their brothers, and said with a smile.

"Sister-in-law, you are too polite, you can just call me Du Fat Man or Du John in the future, and Du Lala will forget it." Du Fatzi responded very politely.

Wu Dingfang smiled and said, "I know, whoever calls you Dulala will be in a hurry, so you two brothers will talk while drinking tea, right?" I'm going to buy groceries, and I'll eat here at noon, right? ”

"Yes! Good good. Du Fatzi nodded, and said unceremoniously: "For eating, I have never refused, Brother Ji always nagged and said, how good is my sister-in-law's cooking skills, better than the cooking skills of the chef in the restaurant, today I want to witness, my family's cooking is simply pig food, she also said, ironically me, this figure is like a pig, of course, only worthy of eating pig food, angry with me." ”

"That's it! Come on! Don't brag there, the cows are about to go to the sky, who doesn't know that your family, the model of a good wife and mother, is a little worse than my family, for example, cooking, I agree, it is indeed incomparable. Wei Yanji pretended to be impatient and said.

"Are you showing off your wife?" It just so happened that Wu Dingfang came out of the kitchen with a vegetable basket and said after hearing it: "Then I can flash, otherwise I will blush." ”

The two big men looked at each other, Wu Dingfang's words were too sudden, embarrassing! I had to keep my mouth shut and wait until she went out, which was a wise move.

After Wu Dingfang went out, Wei Yanji's eyes were straight, and he stared at Du Fat Man without moving, so frightened that he quickly moved his buttocks and sat on the other end of the sofa, keeping a certain distance.

This action also made Wei Yanji jump, and he was puzzled and surprised: "Fatty, what are you doing." ”

Test! Du Fat Man was also confused, bursting with foul language here, Brother Ji was pretending to be forced, pretending to be confused, be careful of his thunderbolts, so he pretended to be pitiful, and whispered: "Your eyes are too scary, as if you are going to eat me, I'm afraid!" ”

Looking at Du Fatzi holding his shoulders with his hands and being scared, about to be surrounded by a few big men, Wei Yanji instantly understood, and couldn't help laughing, this is a misunderstanding of the god of wool, so he explained: "Misunderstanding the fat man, I'm just curious, you climbed from the first floor to the sixth floor, the time is less than two minutes, there is nothing, refreshed, not breathing, I am curious about this question." ”

After listening to Wei Yanji's explanation, Du Fatzi still didn't dare to relax, his heart was still hanging, was he deceiving ghosts or children, he spoke again, still vigilant, and asked cautiously: "Are you sure that it must be this question?" I read less books than you, more simple, don't you lie to me? ”

Wei Yanji couldn't cry or laugh, this misunderstanding was too deep, right? When did Fat Du become so timid, or did he become fierce, and sighed helplessly: "What I said is true, can tell me, why your physical fitness is so good, different from other fat people, many fat people can sweat when they walk two steps and move a little, and you don't look like a fat person at all, so you are really curious." ”

Du Fatzi believed, of course, he didn't believe it, he cried and said with a sad face: "I just came through exercise, unless it was windy and rainy, every day it was thunder and couldn't get up at five o'clock, exercise for two hours, you also know, I have no hobbies since I was a child, except for eating or eating, if I don't exercise, I would have become a pig, you can see my son, he just follows me, very eaten, but he refuses to exercise, now it is as long as a mail barrel, thick at the top and short at the bottom, I am now worried about whether he can marry a wife." ”

"I see." Wei Yanji suddenly realized and said, "Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, let's get down to business, right?" What's the matter with me, and that, can you not sit so far, sit down a little, hurry up, don't mother-in-law. ”

"That's ......, okay." Du Fatzi finally mustered up the courage to sit down, and his heart was still a little trembling and said: "Brother Ji, your song, she became popular on the Internet, the mobile phone ringtone download exceeded 10 million, and you made a fortune." ”

"Is it true?" Wei Yanji was also happy, after all, as a singer, who doesn't have a popular heart.

"Now on the Internet, the singer of the song 'Time of a Song' is being discussed, who is the person 'Ji'?" Du Fatzi then said happily.

"What do you mean?" Wei Yanji said a little incomprehensibly: "My song became popular, and they discussed what the person 'Ji' was doing. ”

Du Fatzi took a breath with a split mouth, his teeth hurt a little at this time, and said, "Didn't you leave in a hurry that day?" After the song is uploaded, it has to be signed by the singer, right? When I first started I wanted to use your real name, but didn't you want to live an ordinary and quiet life? So I felt that it was inappropriate, so I cut out a word from your name, and used this 'auspicious', what I didn't expect, by mistake, your 'auspicious' is more interesting than your song. ”

"That's fine." Wei Yanji said incredulously.

"Definitely." Du Fatzi said confidently: "After my team's research, it is better for you, a singer, not to show your face now, it is best to keep it in the boudoir, maintain a sense of mystery, and your songs will be more popular." ”

"That's not bad, that's what I want." Wei Yanji said in agreement.

"What, I've already put the first money into your card, and there are more than one million." Du Fatzi said solemnly.

"What, what do you say!" Wei Yanji was frightened, and said with a wide mouth: "There are so many. ”

"What's more, look and scare you." Du Fatzi said lightly: "If the download breaks 100 million, it won't scare you to death, count the money until your hand cramps, you don't even know the money into your card, I'll go back first." ”

"How could I know that the bank cards are in my wife's hands, and I don't care." Wei Yanji defended himself.

"I despise you, I have done this to the point of being a man, I really obeyed you, you don't even grasp the financial power in your hands, the best, a peerless good man." As soon as Du Fatzi's words fell, he was about to leave.

Wei Yanji was anxious and said, "Fatty! You can't go, your sister-in-law said, if you want to stay and eat, you have to stay and eat, if you don't stay to eat, I'll be miserable, have you seen that washboard, I don't want to kneel! ”

"I'm ......!" Du Fat Man was speechless, sighed, and had to stay.

Du Fatzi stayed, Wei Yanji smiled, took his hand and said, "Come on, let's have tea with our brothers, we are all the same people, big brother, don't laugh at second brother, go to your house, you are not as cowardly as me." ”

After hearing this, Du Fatzi rolled his eyes, was defeated, picked up a cup of tea and drank it, and said without giving face: "You are a wife slave, who is the same as you." ”

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, I'll admit defeat, let's have tea, right?" Wei Yanji said contentedly: "I like this kind of life. ”

Listening to Du Fatman, goosebumps stood all over his body.