Qi Lin was caught!
Su Xiaoyi looked at Lian Feng in disbelief and said, "You're the devil, right??" Since you want to turn me into a dog....."
"I don't think dogs are as good as you! People only do this when they are in heat..... And you're different! You're thinking about it all the time!! ”
"I suspect you've got that stuff all in your head! Otherwise, how could this be ....." Lian Feng looked at Su Xiaoyi with a disgusted expression.
Qin Yu nodded and said, "This is a way to take advantage..... I think it's okay! It's just that you're a little sneaky and obscene! ”
"it!! It's not obscene for you to plan to pit me together?? What are you doing here..... You're only allowed to cheat me! ”
"I'm not allowed to take advantage of you?? If I get the chance one day, I'll still you both!! Let you have a big belly! ”
"When the time comes, I'll see if you are still so tough now....." Su Xiaoyi was very unhappy, didn't she just touch it by the hand?
If a touch gives a mute a chance to speak later, there must be a whole bunch of mutes in the world vying for you to stroke.
Anyway, it's not a relationship, it's just a passerby, and a passerby makes you talk, which is already a godsend.....
This is Su Xiaoyi's opinion, although he is a little self-righteous, but there is still some truth, especially the big stalk of no voice.
For Qin Yu, not being able to speak is something that makes her very uncomfortable for the rest of her life, and now that she can speak, she is naturally very happy.
As for complaining about Su Xiaoyi together, it was to prove that he and Lianfeng were of the same mind, but in fact, he was very happy in his heart.
Boom————!
Hearing this, isn't it just to cure menstrual irregularities? Any doctor can do it, and he still thinks of himself as a saint.
Although Qin Yu was really surprised that he could speak, he didn't have anything, but scribbled on his pretty buttocks.
This caused a very unbalanced thought in Lianfeng's heart, and she naturally couldn't have the slightest bit of joy to send it out.
Lianfeng walked up to Su Xiaoyi, pinched Su Xiaoyi's ear with one hand, and said, "If curing irregular menstruation can make you do evil, I'd rather keep menstruating irregularly or something!" ”
"And.... It's not just my ass that I have a mark, it's also my chest..... Tell me what this is all about!! ”
"Uh.... You're going too far!! I'm just making an analogy..... And irregular menstruation is not a trivial matter! ”
"If it's more serious, it will make you get gynecological diseases directly, and you may not be able to have children in the future! You didn't notice that you went to the toilet lately ....."
"Pee or something, does it smell faintly bloody? And the menstrual irregularity drags on for a longer time, and the smell of blood is getting bigger and bigger!! ”
Su Xiaoyi looked at Lian Feng seriously, planning to use the medical aspect to cover up his true thoughts about wanting to take advantage of him at that time, but he couldn't admit it anyway.
If Su Xiaoyi admitted that he really wanted to take advantage of it at that time and try the feel, it is estimated that Lianfeng will bite hard.
Boom————!
As soon as these words came out, Lian Fengqiao's face turned red, she lowered her head, gritted her teeth, and said without confidence: "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
"You pee and smell blood..... I'm normal, okay! You are talking nonsense, believe it or not I announce that you are a pervert!! ”
"Hehe, you know it in your own heart..... Not only does it smell of blood, but sometimes it secretes something inexplicably! ”
"Let your panties get wet and even stink after smell..... If you don't change one day, the next day can smoke you to death! ”
"One more thing, the color of your peeing lately is getting more and more yellow! I'm sure you yourself understand best.... If I keep going inside! ”
"When the time comes, I won't leave you any face, and you will know that .....you will regret it" Su Xiaoyi smiled faintly and looked at Lian Feng with a meaningful expression.
I don't care at all that the way the cherry is blushing now....
Yes, it was very embarrassing for Lian Feng, which made her unable to raise her head, because everything Su Xiaoyi said was true.
If it weren't real, she couldn't have taken a shower once a day, and every time it was more than an hour, because it had to be smelled.
The smell was indescribable, and even she couldn't stand it herself.....
But she didn't want to admit it, because Qin Yu was next to her, such a shameful thing would definitely be laughed at by Qin Yu.
And Lianfeng is also afraid of Su Xiaoyi, in case Su Xiaoyi announces this matter, it is estimated that the Giant Hero is likely to boil.
At that time, he won't even be able to stay on the Giant, and maybe he will be ridiculed, which is really the most terrifying result.
Tata Ta ————!
Lian Feng was speechless, did not answer Su Xiaoyi, and did not admit it immediately, but the blush had betrayed her, so that she did not dare to look directly.
Qin Yu stepped forward and said first: "How can this method be cured..... Can you tell us about that? Are the consequences serious? ”
"Piano language..... You...."Lianfeng lowered his head, his pretty face was flushed, and he looked at Qin Yu in disbelief, but he didn't expect Qin Yu to know.
Qin Yu smiled faintly and said, "Mercy Feng, I know everything..... You take a sneaky bath every time you take a bath in the middle of the night! ”
"And you're doing laundry every day.... I've seen it all......"
Su Xiaoyi smiled slightly, and said to the merciful wind: "Merciful wind, merciful wind..... Look at how good your girlfriend is, in fact, she has always known! ”
"It's just that you didn't say it for the sake of face, you think you can keep it hidden?? I can tell you that if it is not cured, it will not only be very itchy, but it may also become rotten! ”
"The so-called rot is not really rotten, but your boyfriend may feel disgusting...... You know!! Dye it black. ”
"You, you...... Darn! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you! Ahhh "I was mad, but I was very scared.
If there is really such a result, Lianfeng will definitely be cornered, and in the end she is single and alone, and no man likes her.
Although she doesn't want to find a boyfriend now, it doesn't mean that she doesn't want to pass on the lineage, which is a thought that has existed since ancient times.
Qin Yu hurriedly grabbed Lian Feng and said to Su Xiaoyi, "Do you have any way...... What conditions are not?? ”
"If you want my meal card, I can ..... if I can do it."
"Yu'er ....." Lianfeng was surprised again, he didn't expect Qinyu to support him so much.
Su Xiaoyi smiled, looked at Qin Yu's proud hair and figure, revealing a pig brother, and said, "Hey, hey, hey!" ”
"No..... You can't think of those unrealistic ideas! Otherwise, even if I die of irregular menstruation in the future, I won't agree! ”
The wind blocked Su Xiaoyi's thoughts, and he looked like he already knew, like a detective, which made people feel very powerful.
However, this set didn't work at all for Su Xiaoyi, because Su Xiaoyi just smiled faintly and said, "Qin Yu ....."
"The condition is that no matter what happens in the future, you will treat the injuries and diseases I ask you to treat, no matter who the wounded soldier is!!"
"If you promise to come down, I'll be ready to treat Pifeng's menstrual irregularities right away!!"
"What!!" Lianfeng was stunned, but he didn't expect Su Xiaoyi to think about that aspect at all, this is really a routine.
Hearing this, Qin Yu did not hesitate at all, nodded and agreed: "Okay!" It's a yes, but I'll only heal combat damage! ”
"I don't know anything else! I'll tell you about it in advance. ”
"Don't worry! I deal with incurable diseases myself..... It's just a war wound! Su Xiaoyi smiled slightly, like an old and cunning conspirator.
Boom————!
Immediately afterwards, Su Xiaoyi took out a pill and said to Lianfeng: "Look at it, your best friend can agree to anything for you!" ”
"And you, wolf-hearted dog-lungs, come together to pit me, if one day you die of irregular menstruation, I will definitely be the first to laugh!"
"Fuck off..... Even if you were sexually impotent, I wouldn't have died because of irregular menstruation! Mercy retorted through gritted teeth.
Su Xiaoyi snorted and said again: "I won't tell you anything else..... You can eat this pill! ”
"Then I'll give you a packet of herbs in a while, soak it once a day, and take the pill once! Stick to a week to do a factory reset!! ”
"Factory reset..... You treat me as an electronic product!! And why hold on for a week? A small menstrual irregularity! ”
Lian Feng blew her hair again, and grabbed Su Xiaoyi's ear with one hand, looking fierce, as if she was stimulated.
Su Xiaoyi continued: "Menstrual irregularities are a small thing at the beginning! But for a long time, it is the same thing and importance as cancer! ”
"It's just that a lot of people don't pay attention to it! And one more thing, don't sit in your dorm every day and find time to bask in the sun! ”
"Find a chance for the two of you to work out together, otherwise there will be some minor problems!! Some people just die of fat houses!! ”
"I'll definitely watch it next time, we'll be careful....." Qin Yu nodded, swearing that she wouldn't do it again.
Lian Feng had a disdainful expression on his face and said, "Hmph! You think we're just like you? It's boring to wander around every day!! ”
"We're busier than the other, and things in the command room are very important..... No one can easily go out and rest! ”
"If someone takes the opportunity to break through the command headquarters as soon as you go out, it's too much of a sin!!"
"That being said..... But the command room is not just the two of you, find a suitable person to replace it, and it should be no problem for a day or two! ”
"For example, last night, I was the one who succeeded in winning a battle with zero deaths instead of you! It's not as difficult as it seems. ”
Su Xiaoyi smiled disapprovingly, revealing a smug smile.
Of course, Lianfeng didn't believe it, and suddenly said: "You're just talking.... Don't pretend to be forced on me! If you start doing something, it must be a parallel import! ”
......
This time, Su Xiaoyi did not continue to argue with her, but threw a pill into her big mouth, plus a packet of concocted herbs.
Su Xiaoyi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Go to the medicinal bath!" Otherwise, a big smell will smoke me to death sooner or later! ”
"You, you, you.... You wait! Bastard, one day I'm going to get my revenge! Hearing this, the merciful face turned red and stomped her feet in anger.
This time, it can really be said that Su Xiaoyi pinched her weakness, leaving her speechless, a weakness that she couldn't refuse, and she could only be bullied.
Tata Ta ————!
Suddenly, the landline of the wind made a sound, attracting Qin Yu and Su Xiaoyi.
Qin Yu walked over and picked up the phone, intending to listen to what the content was.....
Hearing this, Qin Yu's face changed slightly, and he said back on the phone: "Okay, good!" I know..... He's right in front of us! ”
"I'll tell him later, I'm sorry for you.... Disturb!! ”
Doodoo .....
Hanging up the phone, Su Xiaoyi knew that this phone call must have something to do with him, because Qin Yu had been looking at him just now.
If it has nothing to do with him, then it is impossible for Qin Yu to look at himself all the time.....
Su Xiaoyi asked bluntly, "Did something happen?" ”
"Below your Noban, Katerina, Su Xiaoci and Qi Lin are in trouble...... It seems to have been detained by the police station!! ”
Qin Yu let out a long sigh, with a helpless expression, as if he was really speechless.
Su Xiaoyi looked slightly stunned, and continued to ask, "Why was you detained!" And isn't Qi Lin in the Juxia City Bureau? ? ”
"Her father should still be the director, how can he be detained!"
"Qi Lin's father has stepped down! A new one, and Qi Lin's file at the police station is blank! They don't believe it. ”
"As for the buckle, it seems that Qi Lin and they beat a policeman! That policeman seems to have power, and his father is the current chief! ”
Qi Lin took a deep breath and told what had happened, as if she didn't know exactly what was going on, it was just speculation.
Su Xiaoyi said in surprise again: "Then what about their military ID cards.....
"I didn't bring any of them, so I let people buckle them down and call for help.... I want you to go over and see what's going on!! Qin Yu said.
Su Xiaoyi asked: "You can find Naihezi, the beginning of summer!" The two of them are the leaders of Juxia City....."
"They don't seem to have the best relationship as they thought they could be! It's no problem, but I don't know how to contact him! ”
Qin Yu smiled faintly and looked at Su Xiaoyi with an expressionless expression.
This time, Su Xiaoyi had no choice, so he could only exhale and say, "Forget it!" I'll go over it, and you remember to let the wind bathe for an hour....."
"An hour must not be one minute more, nor one minute less!"
"What if there are too many?" Qin Yu was a little puzzled, and blinked her eyes curiously.
Smack————!
In the next moment, Su Xiaoyi stretched out a claw and left an imprint on Qin Yu again, and this time the imprint was bigger and redder.
Qin Yu was in pain and couldn't help moaning: "Huh!! What are you doing!! ”
"If it takes one more minute, the result will be even worse than what I just did, and then the two of you can really merge into one, regardless of you and me!!"
Su Xiaoyi looked at Qin Yu with a smile, as if she was looking forward to such a thing, which made people feel a little uneasy.