Su Xiaoyi had a helpless expression on her face and said, "I really didn't do anything!" I'm just adding some beauty to you! ”

"Don't you notice that you have more patterns that are more full of wild beauty? You should thank me, instead of looking like a teacher asking for sin! ”

Smack————!

Mercy Feng made a straight face, endured the fire in his belly, and said, "I believe you are a ghost!" I have to teach you some lessons today, otherwise you will definitely be lawless in the future!! ”

"When the time comes, you will get bigger and bigger, and you may not be able to do something to us! Become a bastard who rubs oil every day! When the time comes, I will really regret it! ”

"Wait a minute, I'm not going to do anything to you! Although your ass is very warped, it makes a normal man want to get into it! ”

"But I'm not interested, because I'm not a normal person, I'm a man with nowhere to put charm!"

"If you want me to choose one of the two, I'd rather choose Commander Qinyu, who is so gentle, and considerate, and looks like a shy answer!"

"Such a tender little woman is qualified to be worthy of me as a hero!" Su Xiaoyi came to Qinyu's side and put her hand on Qinyu's fragrant shoulder, looking like a prince.

It seems that he has become a big hero at this moment, especially a hero who is lustful and has great strength, and it is breathtaking and speechless.

Hearing this, Lian Feng looked a little stunned, put on a straight face, and said meaningfully: "And she still looks like a choppy one, right?"

"Hey, hey! That's right, you know how to naturally understand the soft and comfortable feeling! "Su Xiaoyi was a little carried away, but he didn't expect to accidentally say something out of his mouth, isn't this an admission that he has touched the piano.

Boom————!

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Qin Yu's tears couldn't stop flowing, like a poor girl from a good family who was bullied by officials.

This wave of operations made Lian Feng instantly turn into a demon, and said with a smile on his face: "What are you going to say this time!" ”

Smack————!

In the next moment, Lianfeng rushed out and kicked Su Xiaoyi out without hesitation, and retaliated with punches and kicks.

Su Xiaoyi could only cover her head because of the loss, and she couldn't fight back, so she let the mercy wind take revenge on herself, but she didn't expect Qin Yu to cry.

Suddenly, Mercy Wind didn't know where to take out a hammer, and showed a frenzied smile, intending to slam the hammer hard.

Su Xiaoyi was stunned when he saw this scene, and hurriedly dodged away, he couldn't continue to let the wind pity, otherwise he would break his bones with a hammer.

Although he is now the body at the peak of the Yuan Infant Stage, with a hammer down, the kind of person who can't resist will really cripple Su Xiaoyi.

As the saying goes, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how strong your body is, you are afraid of hammers taking turns to load and hammer down, so that you can experience the despair of life.

Su Xiaoyi turned over and pulled Lianfeng with one hand, and Lianfeng fell directly into Su Xiaoyi's arms by surprise, she didn't expect Su Xiaoyi to resist.

Not only that, Su Xiaoyi turned around and pressed her directly on her body, the hammer could only fly to the other side, and the two looked at each other.

However, the action was very embarrassing, and even Qin Yu blushed his pretty face when he saw this

Su Xiaoyi looked at Lianfeng with an affectionate expression, and said gently: "Commander Lianfeng, you know the baby, I am wholeheartedly devoted to you!" ”

Smack————!

A slap was drawn, this was Lianfeng's first reaction, Su Xiaoyi was slapped, and finally Lianfeng turned over and pressed Su Xiaoyi.

Lianfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard! I'll see what you do now."

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to mix with you and become each other's other half, and you press me, which means that you like me!"

Su Xiaoyi disagreed, with a shameless expression, planning to use words to tease Lian Feng and see how Lian Feng, a straight woman of steel, answered.

However, Lian Feng's answer made Su Xiaoyi stunned, because Lian Feng showed an obsessed expression and said, "I think so too!" ”

"It's a pity that someone as good as me can't be liked by anyone?"

"What a pity?" Su Xiaoyi looked at Lian Feng with a confused expression.

Lianfeng smiled and said, "It's a pity that you are a scumbag, but a scumbag with a real hammer!" Today, this commander avenges the majority of girls! ”

"Today, I must do it for Tianxingdao, so that you, a scumbag, will never have the opportunity to hang out with other girls again! What a great sense of justice I have! ”

Click————!

As soon as Lian Feng's words fell, Qin Yu took out a pair of scissors and handed them to Lian Feng, who took the scissors and gestured under Su Xiaoyi.

This frightened Su Xiaoyi, and hurriedly threw it over, but he didn't expect Lianfeng to fly out directly, hit a wall, and bounce back again.

This process was a little dizzy because of the merciful wind hitting the wall, but the scissors were aimed at Su Xiaoyi's underneath, and he was about to stab the eunuch.

Boom————!

Su Xiaoyi hurriedly rolled over, glad to dodge, but the scissors of the wind actually pierced the wooden floor on the ground, which showed that the power was not ordinarily terrifying.

If it weren't for Su Xiaoyi's successful clever dodge, he might really become a eunuch.

As soon as he thought of this, Su Xiaoyi became angry, walked up to Lian Feng, and without hesitation, pressed Lian Feng with one hand and slapped him hard.

This slap hit the pretty buttocks of the merciful wind, and the merciful wind came to his senses and said angrily: "Bastard!! Are you looking for death!! ”

Smack————!

The slap went down again, a bright red palm mark appeared, and the merciful ass was hot for a while, as if he had been spanked by a teacher when he was a child.

It's not painful, it's embarrassing, a generation of commanders, a beautiful woman second only to the rank of General Dukao, who is actually bullied like this.

If this spreads, Lianfeng will have a serious face from now on, and the cold image will definitely be dispersed, leaving only a stupid woman.

Su Xiaoyi suppressed the mercy of the wind, the mercy of the wind refused to live or die, while scolding, resisted, and dared to say anything.

Lianfeng yelled and said, "Qin Yu hurry up and stop him!" You can't just watch him bully me like this all the time! Ahhh

"I thought too, but what could I do! What if he bullies me in the same way in a while! Qin Yu said helplessly.

Click————!

A blockbuster, Lian Feng was stunned, Qin Yu also had a blank expression, thinking how could he make a sound? How can I speak?

"I'm real!! I can actually talk, drink some wine one night," Qin Yu showed an ecstatic expression.

Mercy Wind cried with a pretty face, you can talk, but my ass has lost a certain idea, as if it is no longer my own.

At this time, Su Xiaoyi opened his mouth and said expressionlessly: "You should have found out!" The voice of the piano language was normalized for her yesterday!! ”

"And Lianfeng, you originally came to your aunt today, and because you have been sitting at work, your menstruation has been uncoordinated!"

"I'll deal with you too, and as for you being taken advantage of by me, that's just a reward! What's more, yesterday you were trying to trap me! ”

"Don't think I don't know your little Jiujiu, you plan to play the piano and get drunk with me, but I didn't expect that I was not afraid at all!"

"In the end, you cheated yourself, to put it mildly, you are doing it yourself, and only I, a well-meaning person, will deal with the problem for you!"

"If I'm really a well-dressed beast and a lewd hooligan, you two, how can I let it go, it's better to go straight to it!"

Su Xiaoyi spoke very straightforwardly, her eyes were full of depression, she was going to joke, but she didn't expect Lian Feng to look serious.

The most important thing is that he really plans to make himself a eunuch with a click, of course Su Xiaoyi is not tired of it, what a thing.

Obviously showing that he will take revenge, Su Xiaoyi can not clean up the mercy wind ruthlessly, the personality of mercy wind does not know how much Su Xiaoyi has cleaned up.

It's all in the eyes of no one, and there is a sense of superiority in the birth, and there is no reflection at all.

Nowadays, many people have this operation, and if it is not changed, the social atmosphere will sooner or later become selfish.

Immediately, Su Xiaoyi did not continue to suppress the merciful wind, if the merciful wind rose up and continued to make trouble, Su Xiaoyi might really say it in the future.

However, Lianfeng got up and did not continue to report the resurgence of small thoughts, but showed a bitter gourd face and said, "How do you know that I have irregular menstruation?"

"I'm not just a prophet, I'm also an old Chinese medicine doctor! My ancestors have a lot to do with Hua Tuo! So look and hear. ”

"I can say that I am not one of the best, but I must be able to see at a glance that my menstruation is irregular, otherwise I will be ashamed of my ancestors!!"

Su Xiaoyi looked at Lian Feng seriously, if he had a white beard, he would definitely become a respected old Chinese medicine doctor.

Mercy took a deep breath, rubbed his ass, and continued, "We were going to get you drunk yesterday and then ask you more details about Raaste, and we had no other plans at all!" ”

"I told you the details of Raaste, you'll know sooner or later! If you ask me now, you won't necessarily know if I say it! ”

"Because the tribe is so old, you don't even know about some bits and pieces of records! If you have to know, only Teacher Liu has a chance! ”

"And the question of Rayaste is about the plan of God, and the creation of God!! These things are too complicated! It is impossible to learn in one step without basic knowledge! ”

Su Xiaoyi turned around, walked to the water dispenser of Lianfeng, took a cup of hot water, and drank it in one gulp, with an expression of helplessness.

Regarding Raaste, it's not that Su Xiaoyi doesn't want to say it, but that Lianfeng has no chance to get it at all, after all, Morgana has already killed it

If you want to make it clear, it will only lead to the first war, and the result of being invaded to being invaded is exactly the opposite of Su Xiaoyi's task.

In order to complete his task, Su Xiaoyi must keep his mouth shut, otherwise he will lose a task, and he doesn't know what the punishment is.

Tata Ta ————!

Qin Yu walked up to Su Xiaoyi with a smile on her face, bowed slightly, and said, "So I can speak, do you rely on Chinese medicine?" ”

"That's right!! In fact, you are not born without a voice at all, and if you don't guess wrong, you are still barely able to speak before the age of five! ”

"You may not remember, but if you ask your parents, they will say that you were five years old and spoke like a boy, and your voice was hoarse!"

"Then I started to lose my voice at the age of seven, and I don't even know the reason for it, but you haven't tried some Chinese medicine!"

Su Xiaoyi nodded, did not beat around the bush, but said bluntly.

Qin Yu smiled slightly and continued: "Because my family said that Chinese medicine is all liars, I haven't asked Chinese medicine for a long time!" ”

"Now there are Chinese medicine liars one by one, as a Chinese person, I have a deep understanding, especially some old men, what are they touching!"

"What kind of acupuncture, in fact, I just want to take advantage, one of my subordinates was once taken advantage of by those so-called Chinese medicine practitioners!"

"Not only is there no scientific basis, but there is not even a medical qualification certificate!!" Lian Feng looked indignant, as if he was very dissatisfied with the current Chinese medicine.

Su Xiaoyi said with a faint smile: "Now Chinese medicine is not only a liar, but also because of the age, even if you go back to a thousand years ago, you can't find pure Chinese medicine, all of them sell dog meat on the head of a sheep!" ”

"But I'm different! I'm a true Chinese medicine practitioner, and I can tell at a glance that you can't speak because your vocal cords are a thick mass of liquid! ”

"That liquid is left over from something you've eaten before, it will make your white blood cells increase and amplify, like cancer!"

"The white blood cells go down day by day, and eventually block your vocal cords, naturally it is impossible to speak, you just need to kill the white blood cells and clean up that thing!"

"Your vocal cords are naturally back to normal, but you haven't spoken for almost half your life, and your voice is naturally very unaccustomed to now!"

"You just need to practice speaking now to become a voice actor"

"Especially the sound of flax, that must be great!" Su Xiaoyi smiled and drove frantically again.

This time, Su Xiaoyi's driving skills were very stable, which only made Qin Yu blush and pity Feng with a look of disgust.

Sure enough, he was a scumbag, and this skillful operation caught him off guard

Lianfeng took a deep breath and said, "So what does this have to do with you drawing patterns on my ass??" There is also a paw print on the chest of Kotoyu! ”

"Do you know that your case is like a tattoo, and it can't be washed off at all!!"

"That's actually a tattoo, in order to make you have a wild beauty, you have three, Qinyu two, hehehe!"

Su Xiaoyi said disapprehantly, as if he was a master artist.

And, Lian Feng gritted his teeth, eager to bite Su Xiaoyi to death, and said: "Do you know that no one on the Giant Hero dares to have a tattoo!" ”

"We're all from military backgrounds, and it's a shame to leave this thing behind!!"

"And it's such an ugly pattern, won't you explain it beforehand? Bastard!! ”

Su Xiaoyi said happily: "Your pattern is actually not ugly, and it is still luminous, and it can only be seen at night!" ”

"You will take a bath with the toilet water in a while, and you will find that the one who changes the shape is the real art! You chick doesn't understand at all! ”

"The art of bullshit! I'll draw a dog under you, will it become a dog?" said Mercy Wind.

Boom————!

As soon as these words came out, Su Xiaoyi was stunned, and drew a dog under him, so doesn't it represent a few dogs? ? Wow, that's excessive.

(Tianjin)