Chapter 512: The egg aches with the empress
"Rush!"
At the moment when the war began, Yang Cheng bravely rushed out.
You think he's looking for death, but he's wrong, he's looking for cover.
The war on this side is too crazy, look at the battleship's cannon, which directly bombed the top of Wanjun Mountain, just with flesh and blood, how much is not enough to send in.
Anyway, you love to fight, and you don't want to participate in the war, besides, this so-called war has something to do with you. Take advantage of the chaos to find a place to hide and wait until the war is over.
Whether it's the enemy or your own, it's really crazy, this is an immortal fight, and now in addition to immortality, he doesn't have any awesome magical powers, but it's better to be involved.
Also, although he doesn't die, he doesn't have a hobby or interest in deliberately looking for death.
It's too chaotic, it's too chaotic, first the battleship and the stronghold of Hanhai below are bombarded, and after the sky is dark, the Lingzhou side and the Night Ghost clan have already begun to engage in a sword battle.
Play dead, anyway, I'm not interested in this battle, how can you fight!
"Ahh
Pulling several corpses next to him and pulling them on his body, Yang Cheng fell asleep.
In fact, this is not safe, it means that if a spell in the battle spreads here, the physical body will be destroyed once, but it doesn't matter, at least you can try your luck.
One day, the war lasted a full day, and then Lingzhou won.
Don't ask why it's so simple, you have to believe in the strength of the empress!
The number of people is countless times that of the other side, and the equipment is ten thousand times better than that of the other party, although the Night Charm clan resists stubbornly, and even uses ancient secret arts, but unfortunately, they can't beat the empress.
In the end, seeing that the war was won, Yang Chengdan ran back to the battleship in pain.
The empress said that all of them will be killed, and no one will be left.
Yang Cheng really can't stand it, although he is not the Holy Mother, but he can't exterminate the clan at every turn, this is too exaggerated.
"Listen to me, it's not good to kill iniquity like this, take what you want, and let them submit to you. ”
The empress squinted, "You died on the battlefield, and now you are embarrassed to run back to persuade me not to exterminate the clan?"
"It's all forced by you, you know I'm an ordinary person!"
The empress smiled, "Ordinary people can face this tragic scene without blushing or panting, without fear, without fear, without fear, don't pretend, come on, tie up this man for me!"
"Don't, I finally came back alive, and you still want to tie me up?"
"Don't worry, I won't kill you, listen to you by the way, and save the lives of the Night Charm clan, but you, you must give me an explanation tonight, otherwise I will let you die an ugly death!"
The empress returned triumphantly, and Yang Cheng was sadly tied up by five flowers.
The same dormitory, the same people, the same scenery, the only difference is that Yang Cheng was tied up into a twist.
The empress folded her beautiful legs in black silk and sat on the edge of the bed, constantly shaking and shaking, making people's hearts tickle.
"Until now, aren't you going to tell the truth, what is your golden finger?"
"It's all said that it's the great luck of heaven and earth!"
"Okay, then I'll keep tying you up, when you want to say it, I'll untie you again!"
"Please, please be a little human, I didn't plot against you, and I didn't delay your ambitions, why should you get along with me?"
The empress stretched her waist, well, there was really something in front of her, and the frequency of the trembling was eye-catching.
"No way, you aroused my curiosity, didn't you say that I am also a woman, so what's wrong with a woman having a curiosity, if you don't say it, I'll tie you up, I also want to learn from ordinary girls to be willful." ”
Yang Cheng: "...... If I were really a normal person, are you sure you'll send me to death?"
"Didn't you say that I would raise you, and when I get bored one day, I'll just kick you to death. ”
Yang Cheng sighed, "Actually, my golden finger is to strengthen memory, and there is no use for eggs, so you can memorize any book once you read it." ”
"Oh, is it really such an ordinary ability, you liar, when you went to the battlefield today, you were not scared to pee, nor were you scared to cry, not at all like the reaction of ordinary people. ”
"Please, can a girl be more elegant, you are the empress, saying these words will affect the image, right?"
"What image do you want, since I saw you, I don't have an image. Thinking that my dignified empress would actually stay with an ordinary and ordinary man, I don't have to guess that I know that there must be a lot of discussion about our relationship outside. ”
The empress squinted and said, "So, if you have to behave well, maybe you can be my temporary boyfriend." ”
"Does a temporary boyfriend have the right to intimacy?"
"At this time, you still have this kind of thought, you are really a perverted man. ”
Yang Cheng argued, "You still have the face to say me, have you ever seen a girl tie up an innocent man and put him in her room in the middle of the night?!"
"I'd love to. ”
"But I'm not happy, you should at least reward me with two maids and serve my daily life, as a man, it's very uncomfortable, you know?"
"Don't even think about it, it's okay to reward you with a few men. ”
"I don't want a man, I'd rather die alone. ”
"Well, satisfy you, you can't approach any woman from now on, or I'll kill them. ”
"Hey, hey, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, we are a pure relationship between men and women, don't be like a sick and delicate. ”
"I'm the empress, I'm the biggest, I have the final say. ”
"Don't be spoiled with me, you're not my girlfriend!"
"I want to be my boyfriend, you're not qualified enough, what's stinky!"
Yang Cheng: "......"
"I suddenly want to drink, I haven't drunk for a long time, Yang Cheng, do you want to drink?"
"I don't drink, my hands are tied, and I'm not in the mood. ”
"It's okay, I can feed you. ”
Yang Cheng's eyes lit up......
"Don't think about it, I'll feed you in a wine glass!"
"Don't drink it!"
The empress suddenly came up, her eyes narrowed, "Are you still angry that I threw you on the battlefield?"
Yang Cheng: "Hehe. ”
"Don't worry, over the years, it's rare to meet someone who can chat casually, and it won't let you die, your every move is under my watch, otherwise, you think you can survive that chaotic scene?"
"It's pretty much the same, even if you have a little conscience, you untie me, and I'll accompany you not to get drunk and not return. ”
"No, what if you get drunk and suddenly mistreat me?"
Yang Chengdu's egg hurt, "You're afraid of a yarn, you're the empress, you can do anything, killing people is just a matter of one sentence, what do I do to violate you, YY?"
"That's not okay, it's very troublesome for girls to drink with men with bad intentions, and I can't let you loose!"
"It's okay if you don't loosen the ties, then call two more girls over, what's the point of two people drinking stuffy, two more will be lively." ”
"Okay, to satisfy your rude desire this time, then call the two girls!"