In the dead of night, lonely men and widows are in the same room.

"By the way, is it really appropriate for me to sleep on the floor like this?"

Yang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "You see your bed is so big, why don't we squeeze it and make do with it?"

"If I agree, do you dare to come up?" the empress leaned on it with her arm propped up, and said meaningfully: "Life is only once, I hope you can cherish it." ”

"Okay," Yang Cheng slipped into the floor on the ground and said, "Actually, I don't care about life, but when you talk about this, we can't continue to be faceless and skinless, right?"

"Don't talk to me, did I think of the topic you wanted?"

"I thought of it," Yang Cheng replied, "When I was a child, I liked to listen to the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, or let's start with this fairy tale?"

Empress: "......"

"Once upon a time, there was a king, and he gave birth to a daughter, and the daughter was very beautiful, and her hair was as white as the snow outside, so the name of this daughter was Snow White, which is Snow White......"

The empress was helpless, "Do you treat me as a child?"

"You don't understand this, right," Yang Cheng suddenly said with a serious face: "Look at you, you suddenly crossed over, and then step by step, the femme fatale was extremely vicious and inhumanely became the empress, I feel sorry for you!"

"You're scolding me?"

The empress casually lifted the pillow and threw it over, "Do you really think I dare not kill you?"

"I said that I felt sorry for you, in fact, I just want to express it, alone...... It's hard, isn't it?"

Hearing the hard work, the empress was stunned, and then there was a slight smile on her face, "It's really hard." ”

"Hey, you're not a man, maybe we won't be able to chat so happily, honestly, I'm very interested in you, in the future, you might as well rely on me." ”

"Whew!"

The empress said with disgust on her face: "Do you count on you, you just crossed over, you don't have any skills, except for boasting, what else will you do?"

"I'll tell you stories and make you happy, don't look at your family's big business, besides me, can you find a second person to talk to you?"

"You mean to say that I will raise you?" the empress scoffed, "If you want to be a little white face, you don't seem to be qualified enough." ”

"Don't say that, look at me, I have sharp edges and corners, a strong body, and I want to be stylish, why can't I eat soft rice!"

Empress: "...... It's the first time I've seen a man say that eating soft rice is so straightforward, it's actually very simple to raise you, but maybe one day I'll be annoyed when I see you, maybe I'll kick you to death. ”

Yang Cheng: "No, in fact, I have a characteristic, any woman who has been with me for a long time will can't help but fall in love with me, if we are together for a long time, you will only be more inseparable from me!"

Empress: "......"

Yang Cheng: "Actually, I don't like to fight and kill, why don't you think about it and let me be your temporary boyfriend once?"

Empress: "I really see it, you have relied on it from the beginning, and you have no awe of me from beginning to end, let's talk about it, what is your golden finger, why do you think that you will be able to live by my side, or do you have enough confidence that I will not kill you?"

"Heaven and earth are lucky!"

"I'll give you another chance!"

“...... I'm just an ordinary person......"

"Okay, tomorrow to crusade against the night charm of Hanhai, you and I will go on the expedition together!"

Yang Cheng: "...... I'm an ordinary person!"

Empress: "Ordinary people should go into battle to kill the enemy, if you have some ability, maybe I will raise you in the future!"

Yang Cheng: "......"

Early the next morning, from the Lingzhou Empress Palace, 200,000 troops took a warship and sailed directly to Hanhai.

How to describe it, gongs and drums are noisy and firecrackers are ringing in unison, no, no, no, this is too naïve, it should be said that it is mighty in all directions, heaven and earth are dominant, each huge warship can carry 10,000 people, and there are countless magic circles on it, just like the plane where Fenshui City was located before, I am afraid that a warship will drive over, and it is estimated that there will be no more than a few cannons.

The empress seemed to be in great interest today, just like a young girl with a spring smile on her face, which was completely different from her usual appearance.

"That...... Can you stop me from going on the expedition, I'll die. ”

"Then how can it be," the empress half-covered her lips and said shyly, "You are already a big boy, you have to learn to kill the enemy bravely on the battlefield, so that girls like to know?"

"What if I die?"

"So what's the matter, just because we've never seen each other, you don't have to feel guilty. ”

Yang Cheng couldn't help but want to complain, I'm dead, feel guilty about your sister!

"Someone!"

Hearing the empress's command, a soldier immediately stepped forward to receive the order.

"Go and fetch the Open Heaven Sword and give it to this warrior, along with the Scorching Sun Armor!"

"Yes!"

Seeing that the soldier went to get the weapon and armor, Yang Cheng was speechless, "Are you serious?"

"Seriously, of course, you think I'm joking with you?"

"It's not funny, it's going to die!"

"I don't care, how can it be so easy to be my relative, you don't know it, you are arrogant in front of my retainers, and many people are already unaccustomed to the way you your tail!"

Really, this group of damn sisters, didn't they just pretend to be a little forced, and looked at them a few times with the eyes of a big dragon, as for making a small report!

"Oh, by the way, Yang Cheng, do you like stockings?"

"What is this for?"

"It's nothing, I've been spotting you looking at my legs lately, and I promise, if you can make a difference, I'll let you stare at it when you go back. ”

"Don't provoke me, I won't be able to come back if I go to the battlefield, you obviously just let me die, what stockings to see and what beautiful legs, tell you, I'm not interested!"

"Okay, then if I didn't say it, come on the battlefield!"

Why, to put it mildly, this woman's intention is to let herself go to war!

When I went to see her again, I deliberately made a little girl's appearance and turned my eyes to the side, I was really drunk!

The drums of war were beating, and the soldiers on both sides had entered the hostile range.

"I really have to go, when I go, there will be no one to talk to you, no one to talk to you, no one to sleep with you!"

"Well, I will try to discover the next man with potential in the future, you go quickly, don't delay watching a war movie!"

Yang Cheng was angry, "Do you still have a little humanity, won't you keep it, I will die!"

"I know you're going to die, so I'm already thinking about what kind of man I'm going to find in the future, you hurry up, remember, you must act like a man, otherwise no girl really likes you!"

Yang Cheng: "MMP!"