In Li Si's shell, it should be Yuxi.

After Yuxi learned that I was going down to earth to be robbed, he thought that he also had some responsibilities and faults, so he accepted Yanyan's request and borrowed his public position in the hidden capital to reincarnate his soul in Li Si, and took over the most bitter role in this script.

Since Li Si will be my husband in the script, he is the one who can best ensure that I suffer less flesh and skin.

At that time, Yu Xi patted her chest and assured Yanyan, "I will love her to death, not let her suffer a single sin or taste a bitterness, and when Song Zhiyi rebelled, I would die a miserable death, so that Shaojun could see the case and be satisfied!" ”

But who knows, after the two or two of them were specially brewed Meng Po soup, Yu Xi forgot his promise completely.

Yu Xi is Li Si, so even if he strips my mortal body naked and looks at it, I can barely hold back and not bother with him, but I have written down this account, and when I return to the fairy world, I must dig out his eyeballs and throw them into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun to roast it for seven seven forty-nine days.

But then again, you have seen the old lady all the time, why can't you see it, how can the old lady's ice muscle and jade bones not be more beautiful and delicious than the southern demon demon from the countryside?

Is it that the fairies on the banks of the Furui River in the Nine Heavens are not beautiful enough, or are the elves of our Demon Mansion Fairy Forest not delicate enough, are you tired of eating meat and fish, and you have changed to eat bad bran and rotten vegetables?

This night, I scolded Yu Xi 3,600 times in my heart, and the next morning, with two dark green circles under my eyes, I welcomed the newcomer into the door.

Because the background of the Southern Demon is not very decent, everything can be avoided if it can be avoided, but the Southern Demon Demon vainly wants to be a decent person, so he has to go to the façade of my wife, and educate Li Si, saying that the Gaomen Mansion is to pay attention to forms and rules.

If you want to pay attention to the rules of form, I won't lose to her.

My father, Su Beihou, married the wife of the eighteenth aunt, and I have seen too many ridicules when the concubine enters the door.

I first prepared three braziers, burned her pig's tail, and told her to perform seven bows and bows at the door before I was willing to open the door and meet her.

Li Si was very distressed, and when the Southern Demon reached the sixth time, he helped her up, kicked open my door, and scolded: "Su Mianmian, you are careless of human life!" ”

"What's wrong with me?"

Li sighed and pointed to the face of the demon, her face was burned red, the sweat was dripping and even the makeup was spent, and she was born with a mediocre posture on her face, so she looked as if she was in dire straits.

Look at the one that tired her.

She's a sow, she doesn't have a good waist, blame me?

The southern demon was extremely restrained, smiled at me, slowly bowed and half-squatted to salute me, and slowly, very slowly, very slowly, before straightening up the old waist.

"I've seen Sister Mian." This pig's voice is still quite good.

"Hmm." I replied coldly, the white eyes in my heart have turned to the sky, don't call me sister, even if you add up my immortal life, it may not be longer than you.

Seeing my arrogant attitude, the Southern Demon put up a smile again, stared at my face for a long time, and said sincerely: "Sister Mian is really the best beauty in the world, it's really ...... Beauty...... Beautiful......"

I don't know if she is poor in words, or if the country goblin has never seen the world, she has said countless beautiful words in a row, and I am embarrassed to show my face.

No, the defense mechanism is on!

I opened my eyes and said nonsense, "You too, I have heard many people talk about the beauty of the demon girl, saying that you have a slender waist that can be held, a small face with a big palm, apricot eyes and cherry lips, do you see it today," chuckled for a moment, I said: "The second prince is really the second prince, he has a unique and picky eye, even if his head and eyes are not very good, the tongue in this imperial capital city still gives him face." ”

Li Si may not understand the words in these words, but the Southern Demon Demon has to understand a little, so he smiled modestly, "Sister Mian has won the award." ”

I ordered someone to give a gift, it was a mirror, and there were two hedgehogs lying on each end of the mirror, and I asked the southern demon if he liked it.

The southern demon smiled awkwardly and didn't speak, I patiently explained: "Legend has it that the hedgehog is an ancient divine beast, eats evil and protects good, and has the purpose of suppressing evil and calming the soul. Come on, send the things to the demon girl's room. ”

It must be that my aura is strong enough, the Southern Demon Demon didn't dare to refute, but just grabbed Li Si's sleeve, Li Si seemed to remember something, raised his hand and said: "It's enough to have me here, the demon doesn't like what others give." ”

"Oh?" I glanced at Li Si, there was still no special expression on his face, the Southern Demon Demon was a little relieved, I asked with a smile: "The second prince is going to stay in the demon girl's room tonight?" ”

"Hmm." Li sighed a little perfunctory.

I smiled, "Yes, but since the second prince has decided to fulfill the responsibility of being a husband, and the demon girl cares a lot about the rules and regulations, then tonight, the second prince needs to come to my room first." ”

I clearly captured a moment when Li Si squinted, probably thinking that I was in the way of his good deeds, I snapped my fingers and continued: "Not only tonight, according to the laws of Da Yue Kingdom, if the husband wants to fulfill his responsibilities, he needs to have sex with his wife at least five times a month, I have been married for more than three years, and I have gone to a fraction, even if you have two hundred times." When the second prince has made up for the number of times in my place, it is not too late to accompany the demon girl. ”

Li sighed and glared at me.

I then smiled very kindly, and said generously: "Knowing that you are newlyweds, I don't want you to get along, which shows my unkindness as a main room, why don't you give it to the demon girl one day a month, when is the girl's monthly letter?" ”

The Southern Demon Demon was already very embarrassed on his face, and said embarrassedly: "The tenth day of the first month of the month." ”

As far as I know, the pig is a creature that only comes once a year, and it should be a special day to think about the tenth day of the first month. A goblin like the Southern Demon Demon, who has not yet reached home, cannot support the transformation of a human form for a long time, let alone one or two days a month, he needs to change back into his body for a rest, and that day, when his cultivation is at a higher level, will not change.

"Then it's set on the tenth day of the first month."

As soon as my words fell, the hall was full of laughter, the southern demon was nervously cold sweating, Li Si was finally curious, and seriously asked the southern demon for advice, "What is the moon letter?" ”

My maid Xiaoyu had already pushed the stupid Southern Demon out, and before closing the door, she said with a smile: "Your Highness, at ten o'clock in the first month, ask the demon girl for advice." ”

Thinking about Li Si's rush to the tenth day of the first month to meet the Southern Demon Demon, but guarding a sow and not knowing where to start, I also feel very funny in my heart.

But this one closes, phew! There are only two people left in the room, me and Li Si!

He was still struggling with the question, "What is a monthly letter?" ”

Ahem...... Should I tell Li Si that the moon letter is a female mammal's periodic bleeding symptom caused by endometrial shedding?