007 Bull Head Horse Noodles

This matter is enough to be chewed on the tongue of those intelligent people who like to judge the situation, and the final outline is probably like this.

The second princess did not return in the middle of the night, dressed in disarray, and even committed suicide by hanging herself to death, but unfortunately her luck was not good, and she was very embarrassed.

Yes, it's sleepy.

I've counted the old calendar, and today is a very evil day, and I shouldn't go out.

After washing, I was wrapped in a sheet and carried back to the room, like a concubine in the palace preparing to sleep. I thought that this sad day should be over, but Li Si followed me with a swagger, and took away Xiaoyu, the personal maid I brought from my mother's house.

I've vomited up three days' worth of stock, and I don't have any strength at all, wrapped in a sheet, huddled at the foot of the bed, watching him vigilantly.

Li Si's gaze fluttered over my bare shoulders, sweeping my hairs to stand on end, and he asked, "Lack of strength?" ”

"You, what do you want to do!"

Li Si took out a golden knife, and the tip of the knife would still shine, like a person who had just opened the seal and longed for blood.

Li Si's gaze and mine's gaze, together with the tip of the knife, formed a three-point line, and he said: "Take advantage of your illness, I want your life." ”

Want me to die? Okay, okay, you think I want to live, you think I want to suffer this inexplicable catastrophe, but this time I went down to earth, what Tianjun said clearly is to relieve Bai Jinghong's anger, that is, to make me miserable, and to pour out my blood mold for eight lifetimes, as long as Bai Jinghong is relieved, I can continue to live in peace and stability in the fairy world.

Therefore, I can die, but I need to die reasonably, and I can't let Bai Jinghong see that he is cutting corners and working sloppily.

If Li Si had the ability to kill me reasonably, it would be too late for me to thank his eight-generation ancestors.

But it's still a little early to die, I've only been in the world for eighteen years, and it's only been eighteen days in heaven, and the wedding day of Bai Jinghong and Feiyu Emperor Ji hasn't passed yet, I don't want to go back with the first foot, and be pulled by the Feiyu Emperor to be her bridesmaid with the next foot.

I shook my body, shook off half of the sheet, shook my two loose branches and leaves proudly, pointed to the side, and said: "You kill me, stab me here, see if my father doesn't pick your skin!" Stinky fool! ”

Li Si pursed his lips and glared at me fiercely, quickly walked up and ripped off the entire sheet, I subconsciously shrank back to protect my chest, Li Si raised his chin, this time he showed off his might.

Yes, after all, I am a daughter's family, no matter in my previous life or this life, the last time I was torn off like this, it was when I was in Cumulus Mountain, I said that I was not afraid, and I became a milk dog in my heart.

At this moment, I was no longer in the mood to fight him, turned to face the bed, pulled the sheets, and said, "I'm tired, you have something to talk about another day." ”

But the other end of the sheet was still holding in Li Si's hand, and his strength was greater than mine, so I couldn't pull it twice.

If you can't pull it, you can't pull it, anyway, he has seen it all if it shouldn't be, anyway, if we are immortals, we should look down on the mortal womb of the flesh, and the heart is like stopping water, and there is no hindrance.

I turned back again, stretched out my arms, and said impatiently, "Look at it, look at it, it's just two lumps of meat, what's so beautiful." ”

This time, Li Si avoided his eyes and stopped looking, and scolded me for being lewd!

I don't think I can communicate with him whether Li Si is stupid or not.

The next moment he finally said something crazy that I understood and was interested in, he said: "The demon is sick, and you have to drink human blood to raise it, I went to the prison to see those death row prisoners, dirty, they are not worthy." ”

Unworthy of what? Don't deserve to be bled by you to raise goblins? Wait, what does he mean by that, they don't deserve it, do you mean I'm worthy?

I couldn't help but scold: "You're sick!" ”

Li Si emphasized to me without being anxious or annoyed, "It's the demon who is sick." ”

So saying, he took my arm and tried to cut a bloody wound on it with a knife.

Of course I don't do this, I think I'm an incompetent immortal, in the two hundred years I've been an immortal, I haven't made a single contribution to the fairy world, I don't have the ability to collect demons, but at least I can't help the abuse.

To defend my blood at this moment is to defend the bottom line that I was once an immortal!

I resisted desperately, wishing I could stab the knife into Li Si's heart with my backhand, the two of us were in a ball, the knife was blown away, and the two of us were already twisted together, and some of them were not easy to disassemble.

I said, "You let it go!" ”

Li sighed and said, "You let go first!" ”

"If you let go first, I'll let go!"

"If you let go first, I'll let go!"

"Dogs learn to bark!"

"I learn how to bark!"

"You're the dog!"

"You're the dog!"

Ahh I'm! I've never been mentally retarded! Okay, okay, say I'm a dog, I'll show you the dog, I lowered my head and bit the back of Li Si's hand fiercely, let him hiss in pain haha and shook his hand desperately, I just insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and I would not relax if I was killed.

I was close to biting off a piece of meat for him, and Li Si shook me off like a mad dog, and I spat out his blood like a puddle of shit.

Li sighed: "You! ”

Me: "Wang! ”

A dog barked, and I yelled him out the door.

Super fierce!

It wasn't until I was sure that he was far away, that the night was late, and that people were quiet, that I rolled out of bed, found Xuanling in a pile of stinky clothes, and shook Yanyan down from the sky.

She put on the amorous red gauze dress again, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and leaned towards the beauty, shook the melon seed skin and said, "You, let you seduce Li Si, look at what you have done?" ”

Yes, I still have a task on this trip, which is to seduce Li Si, but I didn't need to perform this task, according to the arrangement in the script, Li Si should love me to death and alive for some reason.

Before I went down to earth, in order to relieve Bai Jinghong's anger as much as possible, Tianjun asked Si Ming to tailor a life for me, and it happened that Yanyan and Si Ming had some eyebrows and eyebrows, so he extended a copy of the script to me to read, I will be torn between two men in this life, one loves me to love Li Si to death, one I love him to die and live Song Zhiyi, and finally I love Song Zhiyi to die and live, will kill Li Si who loves me to death and live, so that I can't love and hate.

But now there is a problem with the script, the Li Si who should love me to death, to die or live, just don't love me, for the sake of the reductiveness of the script, I should seduce Li Si, let him fall in love with me, and let everything go according to the normal track.

However, it is difficult to pretend to love Song Zhiyi while seducing Li Si.

My face was as dead as ashes, and I pointed to the blood stains on the ground, "Li sighed's blood, he let the goblin Gu." ”

Yanyan took out a free hand in the gap between knocking melon seeds, pinched out a light from her fingertips, and looked at the bloodstains, "Except for your saliva, there is nothing." ”

No?

Yanyan continued to swallow melon seeds, spit out a mouthful of melon seed skin, and said: "The goblin you said, I took the time to look at it, the nostrils are facing up, the fat head and big ears, the pig demon is right." ”

"Pig demon?"

"All beings are equal, do you look down on pigs?"

It's not that I look down on pigs, but I really look down on people who want to arch pigs.

Yanyan said: "That pig demon's cultivation is still shallow, you still have to be careful, that sow's spirit is not pure, it must have been with many spirits, but judging from this blood, Li Si has not arched her yet, you have to watch it closer." ”

"What do I think?"

"It's not a trivial matter to watch it." Yanyan said, flicked her fingers, pinched her fingers, and said: "This morning, Li Si is going to take the southern demon into the door, the candle night in the cave room is the most ecstasy, you have to find a way to disassemble them, since it is a monster disorder, I am not good at interfering, so I will go back to the demon mansion, about three or five days." ”

I said, "The three or five days in your mouth are the three or five years I have in the mortal world, and the dog wants to eat, and he can manage it once, and it is too difficult to make him unable to eat a bite for three or five years." ”

Yanyan glanced at me and said: "What can I do, with my relationship with you, it would be good to be able to knock on the door of the Demon Mansion in three or five days, I will go, and I still need to risk being beaten, how can it be so easy to be robbed in the next place, you still have to be more correct." ”

Before leaving, Yanyan solemnly reminded me again, "Don't forget, whose immortal spirit lives in Li Si's shell." ”