Chapter 5 Don't make loud noises
There was a loud boom, and a white light pierced the sky.
Although I was very unwilling, but the rain was getting heavier and heavier, I still had to hurry home, my father said, it is very dangerous under the tree when thunder, and it is easy to be struck by lightning.
I don't want to die like this, and then tomorrow's newspaper headlines will appear, the first person in the city to be killed by lightning, Chen Xiaoting.
Obviously there is less than a hundred meters left, how do you feel that you have walked for so long, your head hurts, you must have caught a cold in the rain, you must cook a bowl of ginger water to drink when you get home, oops, you can't want to eat, even if it is unpalatable ginger water, you are so hungry when you think about it, I really want to drink.
When I finally got home, the moment I pushed the door open, I was almost scared to death, in the dark room, four guys sat in a row at the door, looking like they were waiting for me to come back.
I almost forgot that there are still four mouths at home, but my head, how can it hurt so much, I feel like my head is about to explode.
The guys were louder than the other, yelling at me.
"Okay, okay, I know, I'm coming back late, I'll pour you dog food, cat food now, please don't scream, it's deafening, did you bring a megaphone, my head is buzzing, it's about to explode."
Supporting a somewhat shaky body, in one by one dog food bowls, pouring food, but it seems to be all sprinkled outside, no matter, sleep first, get up and clean up.
If you want to eat beef-flavored dog food, it's jelly beans or pudding, alas, no matter what, pour it on.
Finally able to rest for a while, I almost climbed up to the second-floor bedroom, saw the bed in a blur, and planted myself headlong.
The guys downstairs were still barking, and their noises, very loud, very loud, like I'd never heard them so noisy.
In a daze of consciousness, I seemed to hear a woman's voice.
Could it be Mom? Is she coming back? What is she talking about, I can't hear it clearly, I'm listening carefully, it seems that she is scolding someone, is she scolding me? No way, I didn't get into trouble, I must be scolding my dad, haha.
Isn't there a man's voice, it must be that my father was scolded and was looking for a reason to exonerate himself, not this time, again, looking for me to carry the black pot.
"Hurry up, lazy pig, when are you going to sleep, hurry up and comb the old lady."
"Oops, when people get old, their bones are a little loose, oops, my old waist may not be able to straighten up."
"Ha, don't pretend to be an old man all day long just because you have a handful of white beards, you're only five years old, little friend."
Combing? Old waist? Whitebeard? Mom should say that she should comb her hair, but why should others help her comb it, she really loves to rely on people, and she has to be combed by others.
No, my father has always said that he is a person in his forties, a body in his twenties, and a heart in his teens, how can he say that he is old, and when did he grow a beard? Or is it white?
"Wolf King, don't go around on my territory, what the hell do you have in your heart, don't think that the old lady doesn't know, if you dare to lose a hair from me, I will let you walk around without eating."
"Ms. Angel, everyone is under the same roof, they are all a family, they should love each other, not always fight and kill."
"Hmph, pudding, don't think that you are big and have a big territory, so you can stand and talk without backache."
"Shut up, stop arguing. I've just slept for a while, you guys, can't you hold back for a while? ”
"Yes, Colonel."
"I'm sorry, Colonel."
Captain? Site? Oh my God, what to do, what to do, I woke up, but I feel like I'm in a dream, I must not have woken up yet, it must be.
Although Angel usually loves to tickle people, the characteristic of the folded ear cat is the cute and well-behaved little Lori image, how can it be a little sister who occupies a territory.
The colonel they are talking about is not my hamster, the cute and cute, soft, fluffy little guy, who doesn't dare to hold too hard in his hands, likes to eat melon seeds all day long, likes to stuff his mouth full, likes to bury himself in sawdust to sleep, and when he sees a stranger, he is immediately frightened, and the colonel who hides in the cabin is actually the boss of these guys.
This must not be true, I must be dreaming.
Otherwise, how could they understand their conversation?
Could it be that ... I touched my whole body, and finally put my mind at ease, it turned out that I was still me, I didn't become an animal, I had everything I should have, and I didn't have anything that shouldn't be.
There is no long tail behind the buttocks, no long beard on the face, no long ears on the head, no long ears on the body... Body hair is still there, but at least it's not dog hair.
This dream is terrible, listening to the tone of their voice, I am literally in the same room with a group of underworlds, no, I have to wake up quickly, what should I do.
Yes! In the movie, I wake myself up, and I usually slap myself, but it hurts too much, so I might as well pinch it gently.
"Squeak.."
I pinched my face, it seemed to really work, I seemed to hear the colonel's cry, great, it was really a dream, I finally woke up.
"That kid, haven't you woken up yet?"
"It seems that yes, every day I call him downstairs, I have already obediently rolled down and combed my mother, and today has been a long time, and there is no movement."
"Colonel, do you want me to go upstairs and wake him up?"
"I think it's better not to go, he came back yesterday and smelled good, but that look seems to be more beautiful than before."
...
I tried to cover my mouth so that I wouldn't scream like a little girl, but I was so scared.
What's the matter, I can still understand what they are saying, they are talking very loudly, I can hear them all, and by the sound, I can tell who is talking.
The first sentence is the colonel, the second sentence is Angel, the third sentence is the black wolf king, and the fourth sentence is pudding, this guy, it actually dares to say that I am a fool, hum, obviously after shaving, he is more stubborn than me.
Ah, the point isn't here, I can actually understand the animals, is it an alien invasion, they have been held hostage, and their bodies have been taken over by aliens?
Did I die? No, there is also body temperature.
Ascended to immortality? I haven't cultivated immortals, how can I ascend to immortals, besides, this is the real world, not the other world in the novel.
Through? What kind of crossing is this?
Animals become sperm, they become sperm, I am still a mortal, and it is impossible to understand them.
A tricky show on a TV station? What TV station would be so boring.
"Everybody is looking for a paradise of happiness, no worries and no worries...."The sudden ringing of the phone frightened a spirit, and he almost rolled out of bed.
"Ah, who, at this time, I was on the phone and was heard by the group of guys downstairs, and I was dead..."
Pudding, Jelly Beans, Wolf King, Angel walked into my bedroom one after the other, and on each face, pretending to be one, casually walked in, as if he was taking a walk, passing by my room.
But for a walk, how can anyone climb into bed?
Calm, calm, inhale deeply, just like usual.
They may not know it yet, but I can understand animals, whether aliens or animal spirits, at least I'm safe now.
"Everyone is looking for a happy garden, no worries and no worries about that paradise...."
"Who, call early in the morning, I don't know if Lao Tzu is very busy."
"Yo, Xiaoting, you have such a big breath, don't think that now, without me borrowing your homework, you can turn over as a slave, don't forget, in order to let me take in Xiaoha, you sold all your souls to me. There is a saying in this world that a slave for one day is a slave for life. ”
"You made it up yourself."
"Hmph, forget it, your master and I are in a good mood today, so I don't care about you."
"Yes, yes, yes, call early in the morning or something, tell me quickly."
"It's still early in the morning, it's afternoon."
"What?" Glancing at the clock on the wall, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon, had I slept for so long?
"Xiaoting, hurry up and turn on the computer, log in to the Ledou video website, hurry up."
"What kind of computer is it, I have a headache now, and I don't want to play with the computer."
"Hurry up, or I'll destroy you." On the other end of the phone, there was a tearing roar from Chu Man, and he suddenly felt that his eardrums were shattered.