Life is like an exam, and in this exam room, there will definitely be cheaters, who want to revise their answers, want to find answers, and even sell their souls in order to get a good score.

But it is not easy to find and revise the answer by cheating, and the head teacher who looks everywhere, his eyes are everywhere, and he wants to avoid the searchlight of the head teacher, just like a soldier exposed outside the trenches, and if he is not careful, he will be killed by the enemy's bullets at any time.

I frowned and rubbed my ears, Chu Man, this guy, a little girl, has been talking about 'killing you' all day long, and he hasn't killed me until now.

I turned on the computer lazily, and at this time, the four guys were also moving closer to me, and Angel jumped on the table and fell down in front of the screen.

I just wanted to take it away, but when I looked at the exposed sharp paws, my eyes were full of fierce light, and my heart trembled, and I gave up. I could only stand up and stretch my neck.

I said to Chu Man on the phone: "The computer is turned on, and I also log in to Ledou.com, and then." I said absent-mindedly, I don't know what the hell she's doing, it's mysterious, I must have found it again, childish and boring cartoons, force me to watch it together.

"Have you seen the homepage, today's video click-and-play leaderboard, first place."

"Well, I see, a man was struck by lightning and miraculously survived after a few seconds of fainting. There is a lot of this kind of news, what is there to be new, why don't you make a phone call? ”

"Chen Xiaoting, you're going to become a star, haha."

"Heh, you are very rare, call me by my full name seriously, no, how can I become a star? Every time you do this, when you call me by my full name, it's not good, I tell you, we're no longer in the same school, don't continue to enslave me in vain. ”

"What, click on the video to take a look, hurry up."

"This can't be a video you made, selling dog meat on a sheep's head, it's actually a spoof of me, isn't it a horror scene?"

"Hurry up and click on it, or I'll crawl over from the phone and kill you right now, mother-in-law." With this roar, the eardrum in her left ear seemed to really shatter, and suddenly there seemed to be an electric current in her brain, buzzing.

I had to switch to the right, and after opening the video, the picture was blurry, and it seemed to be raining in the dark, and occasionally a few lightning bolts crossed the screen.

"What is this?" I asked.

"Keep watching, you'll find out in a moment."

As soon as Chu Man's words were finished, I saw a person appear in the video, with a familiar back, a tall and thin figure, and black and white sportswear.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck him in the back, no, it hit his head for a few seconds.

Could it be ... Could it be my buns? When he fell, a bag of white items was lifted, and the bright light of lightning illuminated the picture, isn't that the meat bun Jun, this guy, actually snatched my Bao Zijun.

Hmph, God finally has eyes, it turned out that you sneaked up behind and robbed my bun, but unfortunately I didn't go far before I was hit by thunder, hahahaha, it's just retribution.

Well, no, no matter how optimistic you think about it, how you look at it, the back, the posture of falling, and the way you get up and walk, it's very, like, me.

couldn't help but gasp, and even I fainted on the road without knowing it: "I, yesterday, was struck by lightning?" ”

"Yes, yes, hahahaha..."

"I've been struck by lightning, you're so excited, what do you mean?"

"Because you are my slave, you were actually struck by lightning, and you are still alive, which shows that I choose slaves, I am very discerning, Xiaoting, you are not an ordinary slave, you are a Flash slave."

"Even though you're complimenting me, why does it sound so harsh?"

"Xiaoting, do you know, since this morning, this surveillance video was put on the Internet by a shop owner, you became famous in a day, not only in Ledou.com, even other video networks, the click rate is very high, look at the comments below the video, people say that you Niu X is not good, was struck by lightning, and after a few seconds, it seems to be fine, and he got up and walked away, and some people said, this video is fake, it must be post-production, but I believe..."

Chu Man crackled and kept talking, but I couldn't understand, is it really such a big life, a lightning bolt can cause, hundreds of millions of volts of electric shock damage, I can still live, if it is not just passing by me, but really hit me, should I say that my life is big, or what evil I did in my previous life, and I was struck by lightning in this life.

However, having said that, there are no such exceptions on the Internet, and they are still unscathed when struck by lightning, but this kind of thing is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, and it is estimated that no one wants to encounter it, after all, this is the probability of life and death with death.

"Chu Man, the person in this video, even I can't recognize it at a glance, how can you recognize it by a back."

Chu Man said lightly: "Just you, don't say it's such a blurry video, even if it is buried in the soil, I can tell which ones are you and which ones are soil." It is not difficult to imagine that at this moment, she has a cold expression on her face, playing with the disdain of her fingertips.

"Your statement, which is a metaphor for deep friendship, is really innovative."

"Hey, don't talk so much, hurry up and clean yourself up, I'll treat you to dinner."

"Why are you so kind all of a sudden, celebrating my immortality, and shocking me."

"Don't talk so much nonsense, time is money, while you're still on fire now, I'm cultivating you, maybe you can become a big star, although you don't have enough appearance, but you can use lightning to make up, this is also a gimmick, in the future, you make money, I count the money."

"I know that you don't have a good heart, your family is so rich, can you sell me, anyway, why do you make money, you count?"

"Alas, I'm your agent, of course I'm going to count the money, and I'll give it to you, hey, after you were struck by lightning, has anything changed?"

"What kind of change, does it matter if you have a headache, your head is buzzing, and it feels like you're about to explode when you hear a sound?"

"No, is there that kind of, special functions or something, such as mind reading, lightning control, fireball, clairvoyance, speed movement or something."

"Heh, if there is, I'll use the perspective eye first to see if your heart is black, take advantage of the fire, take advantage of the danger of people, take advantage of my unclear mind that was struck by lightning, and want to sell me for money..." Is it hard for me to understand that Pudding, Jelly Bean, Wolf King, Angel and Colonel are talking because of the special functions that they got after being struck by lightning?

What kind of special function is this?,It's just weak.,Okay.。

Do I have to chat with them every day when I walk with them, and if someone finds out, I will definitely be mentally ill, and so on, I have unconsciously begun to call them in an anthropomorphic way.

But it's still a little useful, I'm now the director of the pet hospital, and if there is a pet to see the doctor in the future, just ask, 'Little guy, where is it uncomfortable, cold or stomach pain, do you need to extract teeth?' ’

It's not good at all, it's a fart! Even if I knew, I wouldn't be able to dispense medicine, give injections, have surgery, or stitch ups, and even know which of the pet medicines in my father's cabinet was which one was and which one was cured.

Huh? Can you do it in another way, such as a pet psychotherapist, emotional comfort, pet trainer or something, maybe it's also a job to make ends meet.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, how can I still grasp the key point wrong at this time, now is not the time to think about this, even psychotherapy must be studied systematically, ah, this doesn't seem to be the point.

It's over, the end of the world! ruined the end of my life alone, if this is the case, it must not be known, if it is known by classmates and friends. The songs they wrote for me would definitely be sung like this.

Xiao Ting, Xiao Ting, what kind of thing is in your sad eyes, is it envy, other people's big eyes, is it because, go catch dragonflies, scratch the new skirt, don't be sad, you listen, the song of the animals, how beautiful, you are not a lonely Xiaoting, they will be by your side, they are bosom friends and friends, chatting with you until dawn.

Bastard, how can you remember and sing affectionately, this broken song is so bad, it doesn't rhyme at all, Jiang Ming sings it hard every time.

Now is not the time to dwell on this, "Is this a nightmare, or is it a joke that God played with me, it's not funny at all." ”

"Chen Xiaoting, what are you yelling at there, are there any..."

"No, nothing, what can be understood, the special function of animal speech, there is no such thing at all, I was just struck by lightning, oops, now my head hurts, I'm going to the hospital, hang up."

Threw away the phone and rushed into the bathroom.

"Hey, hey, Chen Xiaoting, hey? Mentally ill, he said that he hung up the phone and didn't hang up. ”