Call... Take a deep breath, calm down, I want to be calm, it's not true, it may just be an illusion, yes, it's an illusion, ah, and auditory hallucinations, it must be a nervous system disorder that has been struck by lightning, as long as I am calm enough, these abnormal phenomena, never want to dominate my brain, hahahahaha.

Huh? Well!!!?

Who is the blast head in the mirror?

God, how my hair, which was so soft and flowing, had turned into an avro-esque exploding head.

Pulling a bouncy duangduang curly hair, there is a faint smell of burning, a gloomy face, a haggard expression that can't lift the spirit, and a pair of panda eyes, no wonder even the pudding hates me.

Suddenly, I felt a pain in my back, a prickle of needles.

I took off my clothes, turned my head from the mirror, and looked at my back, what is this? It's like a red and black tattoo, no, it's like a small blood vessel in the skin, and it takes on a strange pattern.

Irregular diamonds? Trapezium? Triangle? What is the shape and will it leave a scar, although it is also a cool thing to have a few scars on a man's body, but this kind of scar that looks like nothing and looks like a lump of tangled roots on the back is not cool at all, and it is disgusting.

"This kid, I just answered the phone and said that I was hacked by thunder?

"Hahaha... The head is like a bird's nest, and it is already very thunderous if it is not split. ”

"Did he just say that he could understand animals?"

"Just him? I think he was stupid by thunder, and asked him to comb his back, he actually scratched my neck, what the old lady said, when did he understand a sentence, if he could understand me, but pretended not to understand, then kill him, I am not revenge, but afraid of this waste wood human, exposing the secrets of our meow world. ”

"Poof, you meow world, what's the secret, it's all narcissist, but if he dares to get in the way, if this wolf rules the world, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Ahem, I don't have secrets, and I don't want to dominate the world, I'm old, I just want to have someone to send to the end, he's been in the bathroom for a long time, what are you doing?"

"I don't know, it's not constipation."

"It seems to be talking about scars, do you want to go to the hospital."

"Hospital? Is it a pet hospital, God, I don't want to go to the hospital, I have a handful of old bones. ”

"Calm down, Jelly Bean, this home is a pet hospital, you live in a pet hospital every day, what are you afraid of, and you just have a white beard, not old. You're an adolescent teenager. ”

"Oh, is that so, although I can hear that you are comforting me, but I feel much better, thank you, young man, there are too few people who can care so much about an old man now, but can you not, don't call me by my name, anyway, I am also an old man, this name makes me feel very girly."

"Can you shut up, Jelly Bean?"

"Wolf King, do you have a headache, why are you frowning, is there something uncomfortable, alas, the young people nowadays are not in good physical condition, their personality is not good, they are uncertain, you are changing so fast."

"Shhhh

"Hmph, human beings are really troublesome, can you finally give it up? Let's see how the old lady will clean you up in a while. ”

"Why does he walk like a robot?"

"Is he going out? He walked to the closet, was he going to change his clothes and go out? What a ruthless person, I'm old, I haven't eaten breakfast, and he's going to leave me behind, knowing how important breakfast is, especially for an old man. ”

"Jelly Bean, can you, don't be like an old man, nagging non-stop, this wolf really can't stand it."

"Hmph, you want to leave us alone? If you don't comb your mother's hair, you want to leave, your time is at my disposal, cat slave. ”

"Why did he take out new clothes and throw them into the dirty basket instead of wearing them? What are you doing with a pair of pants, what is he looking for under the bed, oh, it turns out to be looking for stinky socks. ”

"Huh... Yo, it's so dirty, is he so dirty, if he dares to touch a hair of his mother today, I will scratch him to death. ”

"Why did he drink water from a vase?"

"Yes, humans are so weird, they should stick out their tongues, so it's fun to drink like this."

"Wolf King, don't make a mistake, take your tongue back, be careful that I scratch it."

Finished! What to do? What to do? What to do? Completely watched by them, the secret of the cats? Butterfly dogs want to dominate the world? Still want to kill me? How can you show that you are not panicked at all, how can you act like nothing has happened, so that they can't see it.

I really want to leave here, do you want to bring a few clothes, after all, it's a run, and socks are also brought along, but what's the use of socks?

What should I do, I'm so nervous, I haven't eaten for a day and a night, I'm so hungry, and I'm so thirsty.

Burst... Even the water became unpleasant, muddy and bitter, hiccup~! and a bit of a choking throat like drinking soil. Is this home really occupied by monsters, why is there a leaf in the mouth, is it poisoned?

Ah, it turns out that poisoning will spit out leaves, then my death must not be ugly, rather than being bitten to death by them, it is better to die like this, it is getting darker and darker, Dad, I'm sorry, I couldn't keep this store, Mom...

"Chen Xiaoting."

Suddenly a woman's voice came downstairs and pulled me back from the darkness, could it be my mother, she heard my cry and rushed back to save me?

"Chen Xiaoting, I know you are at home, roll me down from the stairs, I am impatient, and you dare to hang up my phone."

It turned out to be the crazy girl Hatsuman, so good, maybe she will be my savior.

Her family has money, her father spoils her, and he also built a row of luxurious pet houses for her in the yard.

If I get down on my knees and beg her now, she'll take these four guys in.

It's great that they will never know that I can understand the animals and they won't kill me.

Thinking of this, I rushed out of the minefield, crawled from the second floor to Chu Man, and hugged her legs.

With years of acting skills, he worked hard to brew sad emotions and tragic expressions, and when the tears flowed, he added a few words, the oppressed poor people, if they ask Lord Qingtian to be the master, Chu Man will definitely be soft-hearted.

"Hahahaha... Poof, hahaha, ahahaha. When Chu Man saw me, he couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at, do you know how much concentration is needed as an actor when he is brewing emotions, I can't act well, you don't have to laugh like this."

"Why are you putting your pants on your head, what are you crazy, I'll go, you won't have socks around your neck, go away, stay away from me, you're so dirty."

Although he was kicked away by Chu Man, his emotions are gone, so let's act in his true colors, I believe I can do it.

"Chuman, listen to me, Pudding, Jelly Bean, Wolf King, Angel, and Colonel, they..." Speaking of this, he suddenly felt that his body was covered with reflex scopes of machine guns, and those four guys walked out unhurriedly, and their eyes were full of murderous intent.

Chu Man picked up the colonel and said, "Huh? What happened to them? ”

"They... No, the colonel is in Chu Man's hands, if he can't get an order, these guys will tear her up, Angel's sharp cat's claws have been revealed, and her eyes are provoking me? Is the corner of her mouth smiling menacingly? Calm down, everything is an illusion, I can't be controlled by these illusions.

And Dad, who gave me the shop, if he knew that I had wiped out all four of these guys, maybe he would cook me alive this time, peeling the skin, and pumping the bones.

Since you don't know, I can understand what you are saying, hmph, I don't believe in fighting, you cats and dogs.

I took the Colonel back from Hatsuman's hand, put it back, and said, "It's all right, I mean, it's time to take them for a walk." ”

"Oh, yes, I'll go with you, but you'll have to take off your pants and socks around your neck, or you won't be with me."

"What are you going to do, this is my dog and cat, I'll just slip away by myself."

"In the past, it was your own business, but now I am your agent, your every move must be under my control, twenty-four hours, you have to report your whereabouts to me, even what you ate today, what you did, who you saw, what time you went to sleep, what time you woke up, you have to tell me."

"When did you become my agent?"

"When I called you before."

"But I don't remember saying yes?"

"You're my slave, I'm your master, so you don't need to agree, I'll just decide."

"Why are you so domineering?"

"You didn't find out on the first day. Hurry up and change into clean clothes, and then lead the way in front and serve a few young masters well. ”

"Young Master? Are you sure these are young masters? Didn't you say okay, invite me to dinner, why don't you go eat first? ”

"What's the hurry, I'll finish serving a few young masters first."