Text Chapter 31: Brother Cai's Back Door
Ah Xia is the "queen" He Shan did not disclose it to Wei Xiaobao, because even if he knew about it, it was clear that he had married 7 wives, several of them hooked up in the corner, and with his urine nature, He Shan didn't believe that he would show mercy.
Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao are the same kind of people, they are proficient in everything about eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and the three of them live in Ah Chao's house in Tsim Sha Tsui. At the beginning, the living was quite clean, but gradually He Shan was so noisy by them almost every night that he couldn't sleep, the reason is that Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao seemed to have forgotten to find the "queen", and they knew how to sing every night.
These two people who don't know how to restrain themselves make a lot of jokes, such as Wei Xiaobao did not hesitate to use the three indiscriminate means of aphrodisiacs in order to soak Ah Xia, but Ah Xia was fine, but it was Ah Chao's tragedy.
He Shan didn't think about finding a place to live by himself, the "Weijia Village" facing the sea was too remote, and Uncle Hua was even more cheating on a bunch of old women, and he didn't have an ID card and couldn't go to a hotel.
Fortunately, Wei Xiaobao treats him well, and really regards him as a brother who shares hardships, although Ah Chao is unreliable, he has never cheated him once.
"No one is allowed to leave tonight, especially He Shan, Ah Chao, you help me put him in prison." In the box of the nightclub, after Wei Xiaobao spit in the trash can, he saw that He Shan wanted to sneak away again, so he pushed others back on the sofa.
"The good master stays, it's not easy for everyone to come out and have fun together, so don't spoil the treasure master's fun." Ah Chao smiled and poured a glass of wine for He Shan, put his arm around her shoulders and comforted.
He Shan really wanted to smash Ah Chao in the face with a punch, this guy dared to liar and say that Wei Xiaobao was killed in a nightclub, causing himself to run in vain. If that's the case, forget it, but what's going on with the eight young ladies in the box, He Shan doesn't despise the women who have lost their footing, but the real ...... of these women who have lost their footing It's all forty or fifty-year-old aunts and sisters, so he can't drink even if he wants to.
Wei Xiaobao continued: "That's it, everyone should have fun when they come out to play." ”
He Shan drained the whole glass of whiskey in one gulp, "But I see that you seem to be very reluctant to laugh?" ”
Wei Xiaobao was a little embarrassed by He Shan, he wanted to invite He Shan to come to the Qinglou to drink flower wine, but who would have thought that the appearance of the girl in this Qinglou would be so unsightly. People want to vomit at a glance, and they don't want to take a second look in this life, according to modern people, even if it is given to you for free, it may not be hard.
"Ah Chao...... Here's 200,000, you can do it. Wei Xiaobao and He Shan gave instructions at the same time, Ah Chao didn't know to appease one of the two uncles first, but after seeing He Shan take out 200,000 yuan from the backpack he had been carrying with him and put it on the wine table, he was already walking towards Wei Xiaobao, and immediately turned back.
"If the good master has any instructions, I will definitely handle it for you, if you can't do it or you are not satisfied...... But this money, you see if it's ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, you're so smart, you must know what I want you to do."
"Immediately, immediately, I promise to let Shanye and Baoye have fun tonight!" Ah Chao grabbed the 200,000 yuan on the wine table and stuffed it into his pocket, then stretched out his hand and grabbed an aunt who was sitting next to He Shan with heavy makeup, and dragged her out of the box. Ah Chao did the same action a total of eight times, and then went to find a new batch of young ladies.
"Brother, you don't need so much money to drink flower wine, you will only cheapen Ah Chao's kid for nothing...... Wei Xiaobao didn't ask He Shanqian where he came from, after all, he was used to spending money lavishly. From Uncle Hua and Ah Chao, he learned that He Shan was a smuggler, and he was afraid that he would be rash and spend money in vain.
didn't say anything, He Shan gave Wei Xiaobao a reassuring look, if the money is not spent, it will really not be spent after going back.
Of the three boxes of jewelry that Wei Xiaobao brought, he took one box, and he bought all of them for cash.
But he regretted it just a few days after the exchange, because the money is all eliminated in the real world, and it can only be used in the port before the return of 97, and he doesn't know if he will enter the movie about the port again, so he gritted his teeth and planned to spend all the cash in the backpack before going back.
"Bao Ye Shanye, come on, come on!" Ah Chao, who went out to find a new lady, was like eating magpie, pushed open the door of the box, opened his hands exaggeratedly, and introduced himself in a dubbing voice: "When! While! While! ……”
He lined up the eight young ladies and then introduced them, "All the top ladies of this nightclub!"
Nancy, who participated in Miss Yangang, unfortunately didn't make it to the top 16 and couldn't get on TV, but her figure was absolutely great! Suitable for you.
Mary, who drank all over the 18th arrondissement nightclub, was known as a thousand glasses and was not drunk. Good man, she is yours. ”
"And what about the rest?" Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and hugged Nancy, looked at the remaining 6 young ladies who were not bad-looking and asked.
"They all ate the wrong thing just now, and their stomachs are upset, I plan to send them to the hospital to see a doctor first, Bao Ye Shanye, you don't have to wait for me tonight......" Ah Chao said serious nonsense.
is worthy of being the next "Wei Xiaobao", but can you afford it? He Shan is very protective of Ah Chao's actions, he doesn't care, he just wants to find someone to accompany him.
Of course, Ah Chao's trick did not succeed, Wei Xiaobao alone accounted for six of the eight young ladies, He Shan asked for a Mary who could drink the most, and Ah Chao, it was already kind to be able to give him one.
He Shan, a local guessing boxing game, can't play, and can't shake the dice, his drinking habit is learned from Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and he only knows how to drink alone. Mary, who accompanied the wine, was very professional, drinking one cup after another, although the guest's temper was eccentric, but she was handsome enough, and she was willing to accompany her without money.
Several other people also have this idea, Xiang He Shan and Wei Xiaobao are handsome guys, they can't meet once a year, and since they do, they are willing to let them post upside down.
Wei Xiaobao is like a fish in water among the young ladies, he himself grew up in the Qinglou, and soon coaxed the six young ladies who accompanied him to smile, and kissed him one after another.
The most pitiful of the eight young ladies is estimated to be the one who was pressed under Ah Chao's body, and as soon as she entered the door, she was assigned to the hungry ghost who was pressed on her body without even having time to speak.
"Pay attention, both of you, put your pants back on." In order to wait for the roots of his ears to be clean, He Shan reminded Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao to tie their belts and care about his feelings.
"Ah, ah, don't massage ......" Wei Xiaobao made his lip prints from the sofa with a smile, tied his belt with a smile, wiped his face and explained: "Can't help it, there are some things that I can't control, it's my brother who controls it!" ”
With such a thick skin, He Shan couldn't continue the words. looked at Ah Chao on the other side, and saw that the young lady who had been under him all the time, and her legs were almost straightened, she got up and grabbed Ah Chao's hair and scolded: "You want to kill someone?" ”
Ah Chao pretended to be pitiful, and picked up the young lady who was still recovering her anger, "Good man, I haven't opened meat for a few days, so be considerate." ”
He Shan originally wanted to scold a few more words, but when he saw that this young lady was actually watching Ah Chao lick his tongue and reminisce, he waved his hand back to his position, "Huh...... Whatever you want, I don't care. ”
With internal strength and excellent physical fitness, He Shan is not afraid of getting drunk, because he can also get the wine out of his body in his mouth, but if the opponent is a woman, it is not necessary, so as not to win.
Gradually, after two bottles of whiskey, he was a little drunk, and Mary, who was accompanied by the wine, began to get up and down.
Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao both saw He Shan's performance in their eyes, the two looked at each other and smiled, giving each other a look that they both understood, and then just when they were about to do something, a few uninvited guests came to the box.
"Brother Cai~ What a coincidence." Ah Chao saw that it was a usury creditor who came in, so he immediately put his face up.
", idiot." Brother Cai, who was dressed in a straight suit, kicked Ah Chao back, and then pointed at He Shan and scolded, "Dress like a rag, don't learn to pretend to be wide if you don't have money, and call so many young ladies." ”
"What do you mean, come in and hit ......"
"It's wrong to hit someone, but it's right to hit me!" Wei Xiaobao was about to find Brother Cai's theory, but was blocked by Ah Chao, who didn't want to cause trouble. Then without thinking about it, Brother Cai unceremoniously gave Ah Chao another big kick.
"Go to the room and drink with me, or I'll buy you to make chickens on Bowlan Street!"
The eight young ladies didn't want to leave, so they got up and said goodbye: "Brother Bao, goodbye, Brother Shan, Brother Chao, Brother Chao...... Wake up! ”
"Mary is back, keep drinking!" He Shan stood up and said to Mary, who was drinking with her tonight. In normal times, he would never make a head bird, but who made him drink high tonight.
Brother Cai, who had already stepped out of the box with one foot, turned around and pointed at He Shan's nose and shouted: "You are the oldest, my brother Cai doesn't give face, when I come out to mix, it's a fake, believe it or not, I won't let you out of the nightclub tonight!"
"Brother Cai, Brother Cai, my friend is drunk and talking nonsense, you adults have a lot, don't take it to heart." Ah Chao, who was pretending to be dizzy, saw that the situation was wrong, so he jumped out again.
In his eyes, Brother Cai's bird is a tricky Ah Chao, and raising his legs is like regaining his old skills, but this time He Shan didn't let him succeed, and pushed Ah Chao away first, making Brother Cai kick in the air.
Ah Chao didn't dare to make the matter so big, there were many people on the other side, so he directly hugged Brother Cai's legs, apologized vigorously, and casually gave away the rest of the money left by the young lady tonight.
"Hmph, forget about acquaintances...... "After Brother Cai took the money away, he kicked away Ah Chao's boneless thing, and took his subordinates and the young lady back to his box.
"It's okay, it's okay." Ah Chao is really able to resist beating, and he can be humiliated like this and still be fine.