The efficiency of the royal police is not picky, and Uncle Hua, who is regarded as a "male god" by the old ladies of the nearby four towns and eight villages, went out to the village for a walk and came back with a table of good dishes.

"Eat, eat, eat more." Uncle Hua is like a hospitable host, and warmly serves He Shan's dishes. Because he had a meal at noon, and this meal at night also earned him a gold bracelet. He had already told his third aunt in advance, and according to the situation, he would definitely not be able to run for supper.

He Shan, who uses food to make up for his depressed mood, eats deliciously and has a mouth full of fat. His eyes were just a glance, and the whole roast chicken, Uncle Hua immediately understood and ripped off the whole chicken leg for him.

"Uncle Hua, Ah Xia was insulted by a pervert, and the whole village went to arrest people, go and take a look." The third aunt knocked and hurriedly ran into the police station to find Uncle Hua to call the police.

"Huh? What old man in the village can get tough? Uncle Hua seemed to feel that what he said was a little impolite, so he asked, "Could it be Ah Chao, a stinky boy, and the whole village did this kind of thing." Uncle Hua became more and more energetic the more he talked, and began to introduce Ah Chao's ugly things to He Shan that he had done in the village in the past.

"At the age of three, he went to the next village to steal underwear, at the age of six, he dared to peek at the sixth aunt taking a bath, at the age of 12, he dared to smear and peek at the second uncle Dunlun, and at the age of fifteen, he spent 20 yuan to call chicken ...... after graduating from junior high school."

"Alright, let's go arrest someone." He Shan couldn't listen to it, Ah Chao is still a human, hasn't he touched a woman in his previous life.

"No need, I'm turning myself in......" As soon as the words fell, I saw Wei Xiaobao standing at the door with his head down, looking even more depressed than last night, he dragged the old man and old lady in the village with a rope to the police station, including the victim A Xia.

……

"I'm mean, I'm lewd, I'm cheap, I don't mind if people hate me, beat me, insult me, castrate me, and even ...... It's my turn! "Wei Xiaobao is really a drama spirit, and he repents while sitting at the desk and eating. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that he has no remorse and is perfunctory.

Uncle Hua scolded: "You two are about to let us go, at most you can do whatever you want!" ”

Wei Xiaobao ate in a hurry, sprayed rice and said: "Don't talk about negative words, I know that even if I die, I can't make up for the psychological trauma of this beautiful girl......"

Speaking of the victim Ah Xia, he couldn't control his old problems, and stretched out his hand to ......

"It's almost enough, how many pairs of eyes are staring, and they still want to act in public, and they are about to let the villagers go." He Shan grabbed Xiaobao's back collar and dragged the person back. I want him to quickly solve the trouble he has caused.

He Shan felt that there was no place to put his face, so he lowered his head and didn't look at Wei Xiaobao's performance, thinking to himself, just peek at Ah Xia taking a bath, why do you still tie up all the villagers who went to arrest you. Okay, even if you want to tie it up, please tie me up with me, and the name of the village will think that I am with you.

"You can eat at ease, wrap up what I say." Wei Xiaobao is confident, anyway, it is not the first time he has been caught doing bad things, and he has a lot of experience in breaking the game.

Wrap it on you? It's my! He Shan couldn't stand it, so he lit a cigarette and ran outside to breathe.

"Brother, you don't have to run away, I have a ......" Wei Xiaobao saw that He Shanxin was going to run away first, so he took the opportunity to say to the villagers in the police station: "Actually, there is a treasure in the village!" ”

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Oh, treasure. He Shan looked at the ordinary villagers digging the ground with hoes in his mouth, and felt funny. He hasn't seen the poor mountains and bad waters out of the people, but the poor villages come out of the foolish people, he has experienced it tonight, do these villagers still have a bit of social outlook!

"Brother, where did you go during the day, why did you disappear while walking, were you also hurt by Ah Chao's bastard?" Wei Xiaobao found He Shan as soon as he finished fooling the villagers.

You've finally passed the Traveler's Novice Quest. He Shan replied: "No, I forgot to take my luggage and went back to the police station to get it." ”

"......" Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but feel sad after hearing this, he looked down at his stench, wounded body.

"Now, Ah Chao is here." He Shan couldn't see what he was thinking, the novice task of the traverser was rare, he calculated it, at least he came with three boxes of jewelry and martial arts.

"Bao Ye Bao Ye Bao Ye, good master good master good ......" Ah Chao smiled like a clown, rubbing his hands and wanting to come over to please the two.

He only got a jade pendant from Wei Xiaobao to pay off his debts during the day, and just now he secretly saw Wei Xiaobao secretly burying the jewelry in the ground and lying to the villagers that there was a treasure. Now that he meets the God of Wealth, can he not flatter.

"Kick me into the sea, swim back to the mainland." Wei Xiaobao smiled and secretly lucked,

"Bao Ye, you don't remember villains, there are a lot of adults, Bao Ye ......" Ah Chao said with a smile.

Wei Xiaobao ignored Ah Chao and asked He Shan, "Brother, are you thirsty?" ”

Ah Chao really came with his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth, "Oh, Master Bao, you are thirsty and want river water, right, I will immediately go and bring the holy water of my house to worship the gods for you and the good man to rinse their mouths." ”

"No need, I'll ask you to drink it faster!" Wei Xiaobao flew up at Ah Chao, and this kick encompassed the resentment he had suffered in a day.

In fact, it's not just Ah Chao who wants to please the two of them, but the other villagers all have this idea, after all, they are from the same village, and they are in the same line, but they don't start as fast as Ah Chao.

Mayahu Village, Shatoujiao, has become Weijia Village from this moment.

Wei Xiaobao has a strong ability to accept, and under the influence of a primary school textbook, he quickly has an understanding of the worldview of the post-300s. As for Ah Chao, who was landed by the villagers the next day, he also became Wei Xiaobao's errand boy with Chen Jinnan's face, and started to help find the "queen" through relationships.

Zhong Kuang Queen Competition

This ghost idea was thought up by Ah Chao, not to mention, in He Shan's opinion, it is a good idea. It's just that the dignified public security point has actually become an interview room for the election of Empress Zhongkuang! Even if the Mayahu Village Police Station doesn't look like a police station, it doesn't have to be used for public and private purposes like Ah Chao and Uncle Hua.

He Shan was not interested in the candidate for the election who came to the interview, what he was interested in was the crystal rod that Wei Xiaobao was holding in his hand.

Because as long as a woman grabs this crystal rod, it will emit different lights, red represents rippling, green represents coldness, blue represents bitterness, and gold represents ......

"Hey, you really gave it to you from the monk?" He Shan touched his chin and sat next to Wei Xiaobao and said suspiciously.

Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao were taking an oral test in front of a large group of beauties who came for the interview, and when they heard the question, they replied: "Yes, the Protector gave it to me, and I will introduce you to you when I have the opportunity." ”

"How could a monk have a thing! Or is it a national teacher? He Shan said so, but his interest in crystal rods remained the same.

There are a bunch of women who come to interview Queen Zhongkuang, and the Queen Zhongkuang Election Contest is just a cover for finding the "queen", so there are no special rules and restrictions, as long as it is up to 40 years old and down to 18 years old, anyone who looks good can sign up for the interview.

This has led to the fact that among the women of the "queen" who came to interview today, there are women of all working class. For example, "Lost women, nightclub ladies, and even shemales!"

"Red, fail, trouble the next one."

"Blue," fails, trouble the next one. ”

"Red, fail, trouble the next one."

As more and more failed applicants are out, Wei Xiaobao's face is as good-looking as he is, and He Shan is wandering out of the world with a cigarette in his mouth. It wasn't until the nightclub lady frequented by Ah Chao was out of the game, and an interviewer who was unknown to someone appeared, and finally the most beautiful ladyboy in the audience appeared, which made the three of them feel energetic.

"Did you two take the wrong medicine?" He Shan squinted at the two Wei Xiaobao, but he was wearing a little more revealing and sexy, and he didn't need to raise a salute so exaggerated.

Wei Xiaobao awkwardly adjusted his sitting position, "Hehe, I'm sorry." ”

As for Ah Chao, it is a classic famous scene of the flag-raising ceremony held directly!

"You first read her information and see where she came from?" He Shan seemed to remind.

"Thailand?!" After Wei Xiaobao and Ah Chao finished reading, the chrysanthemums were cold, and they were immediately extinguished by the fire on their bodies.

Miss Shemale didn't care about their contempt, shook her fingers and laughed in a rough voice: "Thai durian is even better......"

"I hate to eat durian, it stinks,...... If you fail, please ask the next one. He Shan really couldn't stand the look in the eyes of Miss Shemale looking at him, if it wasn't a shemale, he could still accept it, but the point is, he is a shemale!