That day, Liu Xiaohuozi and I drank happily until the second half of the night, and when we came out of the restaurant, there was no one on the street! I looked up at the moon hanging in the sky like a pregnant woman's belly, and at the same time thought in my heart: "It looks like it's going to dawn, and I can't go back to the store, so it's better to go home and sleep first, and then go to the store when it's dawn......!" ”。 I staggered two steps forward, and my heart couldn't help but itch again, and I reached out and touched my pocket, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect me to have such good luck and pick up such a treasure for nothing!" I exchanged it for silver, and then bought a house, land, and a daughter-in-law, and bought it all in one go...... Lao Tzu has settled ...... in this life! ”。 I thought in a daze, and walked up with confidence!

As I walked, I thought, after I sell my things, who will I marry? Chrysanthemum is definitely not good, how can she marry a kiln sister? Once one day she brings Lao Tzu a roll and steamed bread, where can I find her? No, no, Lao Tzu must not marry such a slut! So who should I marry? By the way, the girl in the old district who bought fried cakes on the street corner is not bad, marry and go home, and you will be able to give birth to a fat boy! But that little girl doesn't seem to look down on Lao Tzu, I pinched her ass last time, she screamed "ha", glared at Lao Tzu angrily, and scared Lao Tzu! But it doesn't matter, I heard that her father is very greedy for money, and when Lao Tzu sells something, he goes to his stall every day to eat fried cakes, and Lao Tzu eats a piece and throws a piece, and the old district head has to laugh at Lao Tzu! ”。 The more I thought about it, the happier I became, and I didn't feel a burst of heat on my body, so I opened my shirt and fanned ......!

When the white fat man said this, he laughed and said, "Seventh Master, you are thinking about your daughter-in-law!" ”。

The white fat man smiled and continued: "At this time, I walked to the door of the house, and just as I was about to take out the key to open the door, I felt a black shadow flash behind me!" Before I could come back to my senses, a big stick "wooped" and slammed into my head! ”。

When the people below heard this, they exclaimed in surprise and asked one after another, "Seventh Master, which turtle king bastard is this?" How dare you hit your seventh master's bar? ”。

The white fat man also exclaimed: "Yes, I thought so at the time, but I didn't wait for Lao Tzu to figure it out!" That stick was already on my head! At that time, I felt that the sky was spinning, and I fell to the ground with a "bang"!

When Lao Tzu woke up again, the sky was already bright, and I saw a neighborhood surrounded by a floor in the alley, and a neighbor named Jin San said to me: "Seventh master, why are you lying at the door early in the morning?" Had too much of it last night? ”。 I touched my head, got up, and as soon as I touched my pocket, my heart "groaned"! Hurriedly grabbed Jin San and asked him, "Master Jin, did you see a piece of cloth falling on the ground?" ”。

Jin San scratched the back of his head and said, "What kind of cloth?" Why didn't I see it? ”。 Then, Jin San touched my forehead again and said, "Seventh Master, aren't you stupid!" ”。

I said, "Who drank stupidly?" Lao Tzu let people beat me up last night! ”。

Jin San was taken aback and said, "Seventh Master, you are letting the enemy plot it!" I said, when it was almost dawn today, I heard a movement at the door! Who would have thought that it was you, the Seventh Master? Early this morning, I came out to empty the bucket, and when I saw you lying on the door of the house, I wondered! ”。

While dusting off my body, I grinned and touched the back of my head, and shouted to the onlookers, "What do you see? Hurry up and go home, what to do! Aunt Chen, if you don't go home to nurse your child, what are you doing with it? ”。

Not to be outdone, Aunt Chen pinched her waist and said, "Yo! Seventh Master, you are not my own family, do you care about me? I can do whatever I like, when should your Aunt Chen do it, and your seventh master agreed? ”。

Aunt Chen swallowed me back with a word, and I made a big red face, only then did I remember that she was a shrew, if anyone provoked her, she could block the door of people's homes and scold for an hour without repeating it! The viciousness of his tone and the novelty of his words are unprecedented, shocking the past and the present!

I didn't dare to take it lightly, so I quickly opened the door and hid in the house, and finally sat on the chair to relieve my strength, and after thinking about it carefully, I knew what was going on! This person who beats Lao Tzu in the back can only be two people!

This one is Liu Xiaohuozi, and the other is the old name Huazi! Although this Liu Xiaohuo is jealous that I have a baby, he is as timid as a mouse and will never dare to attack me. Since it's not Liu Xiaohuozi, it must be the old man named Hanako last night? I didn't expect that the old man named Hanako had been following me secretly, and when I came home in the dark, he jumped out, gave Lao Tzu a slap, and took away the priceless treasure! The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, lying on the kang and sighing, thinking that Lao Tzu was really a dog biting a pig blister this time, and I was overjoyed!

Thinking of this, I rolled over and jumped off the kang, thinking, "That old stick has taken such a treasure, and he must want to sell it for a good price!" But the more valuable it is, the harder it is to sell, so why don't I go out on the street and run into it? ”。 At the moment, I didn't care about the pain in my head, so I locked the door and went straight to the glass factory! I walked all the way, inquired all the way, and turned around two times in front of the glass factory, and I didn't find the old stick when I arrived!

I walked back dejectedly, and just happened to meet the shopkeeper Zhou. When the shopkeeper saw me, he asked me where I went yesterday. I didn't dare to hide it from Shopkeeper Zhou, so I told him everything about yesterday!

When the shopkeeper heard me mention the cloth, a cold light suddenly shot out of his eyes, and he grabbed the collar of my clothes and asked me in a low voice, "Is there a painting on that cloth?" And on the back of it, there are a lot of mountains and rivers embroidered with gold and silver thread, just like a map? ”。

I was shocked and asked the shopkeeper of Zhou, "Shopkeeper, you ...... How do you know? Have you seen that piece of cloth too? ”。

The shopkeeper of Zhou let go of me and told me that it was not a cloth, it was a silk painting of the Zhou Dynasty! There's an important map on it...... When Shopkeeper Zhou said this, he won't go any further! He stroked his beard, muttered for a while, and then said to me, "You wait for me in the store, I'll go out and do some errands!" ”。

After speaking, Shopkeeper Zhou hurriedly went south along the glaze factory! I saw Shopkeeper Zhou walk away, then I turned around and entered the store, shaking my head as I walked and said, "What's wrong with Shopkeeper Zhou?" Quirky ......? ”。

I spent the morning in the shop, and when I saw that the street was bustling with pedestrians, but the shop was deserted, and there was not a single customer, I asked the young man next to me, "Is this often the case in the shop?" Why don't you come to the door with a single guest? ”。

The young man sneered, "Do you think we're selling turnips and greens?" To tell you the truth, those who do our business will not open for three years, and they will be open for three years! ”。

I was taken aback and said, "Oh, what about such a high profit?" No wonder this glass factory is so lively! ”。

The young man gave me a blank look and said, "That's right, you have to learn a mallet like you!"

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I said, "Okay, you little bunny, who do you say is the mallet?" ”。

The young man stretched out his hand and shaved his face and said, "You are a mallet, you are a mallet, you are a mallet!" ”。

I said angrily: "Okay, you rabbit cub, you kid hasn't grown yet, so you dare to provoke your grandfather?" ”。

I was just about to get up to teach the young man a lesson, when I saw Shopkeeper Zhou walk in from outside! I glared at the young man, turned around and greeted him, and asked the shopkeeper Zhou, "Shopkeeper, where have you been?" It's like fire in the sky, and you're not too hot, aren't you? ”。

Shopkeeper Zhou was sweating profusely, he walked to the table, reached out and picked up the teapot, poured a full water "Gu Dong Gu Dong", quenched his thirst, Zhou shopkeeper put the teapot on the table, and said to me with blazing eyes: "Old Seven, you have made a great contribution this time!" ”。

I said shopkeeper Zhou, don't joke with me, do you know how many pounds and taels I have? Shopkeeper Zhou smiled slightly and said, "Whether you have this life or not, you will know until evening!" ”。

We had dinner at noon, as usual, there was no one in the afternoon, and when the evening was almost in the light, a man in a robe came in outside, and the young man was just about to meet him, and the shopkeeper Zhou waved his hand and said, "My own people!" ”。 Then, he muttered a few words to the person who came, and shouted to me: "Old Seven, you go with me to recognize someone!" ”。

I said, "Who do you recognize, shopkeeper?" ”。

Shopkeeper Zhou said: "You'll know when you arrive!" ”。

I followed the shopkeeper Zhou, all the way through the streets and alleys, and walked to the vicinity of Yongding Gate, at this time, the sky was dark, and every household was lit up with lights and candles! We followed the man to a carriage with a canopy, and he lifted the curtain and said to us, "Get on the carriage, we have to go to the city!" ”。

Shopkeeper Zhou and I jumped into the carriage, and the big car "squeaked and squeaked" through Yongding Gate and went all the way to the outskirts of Beijing! After walking for more than ten miles, the big car suddenly stopped, and someone knocked on the carport and said, "Shopkeeper Zhou, we have arrived!" ”。 Shopkeeper Zhou and I opened the curtain and saw four or five people standing outside the car! When these people saw Shopkeeper Zhou coming down, they all bowed their hands and said, "Shopkeeper Zhou, you are here!" ”。

Shopkeeper Zhou waved his hand and said, "What about people? ”。

One of them, tall and thin, pointed to the side and said, "Shopkeeper, people are in there!" ”。 I followed the direction of his finger, and sure enough, I saw a few lights flashing in the woods!

Shopkeeper Zhou asked again: "Where are the things?" ”。

The tall and thin man replied, "I have found something too, so you can rest assured!" ”。

Shopkeeper Zhou waved his hand and said, "Let's go and have a look!" ”。 So a group of seven of us walked into the woods, thin and tall walked in front, picked a lantern in front to guide the way, surrounded by trees, the moon in the sky and the stars are scarce, and there is silence all around! Suddenly, a meteor pierced the sky and emitted a dazzling white light!

I watched the meteor disappear behind the woods, and I couldn't help but shudder, and thought, "Isn't that a good sign when I see a meteor at this time!" ”。

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