Text Chapter 263 Liu Xiaohuozi
When the white fat man said this, he took a breath, and then said: "I heard Hanako say that the box is a treasure, so I can't help but look at it twice!" I saw that the box was old and tattered, about the size of a person's palm! I thought to myself: "This old man is very cunning, and at this time, he still dares to deceive Lao Tzu!" ”。 I was furious, shouted, kicked the rotten box away, and rushed straight at the old man!
As soon as the old man saw me rushing over, he yelled "Mom", turned around and ran! I chased after me, he ran in front, I chased out dozens of meters, and I couldn't run anymore, so I pinched my waist, jumped my feet and scolded the old man Hanako: "Old man, there is a kind of you don't run?" Did you fucking eat the bear's heart and leopard gall? How dare you lie to Lao Tzu? You don't listen and listen, Seventh Master, I'm so ...... to provoke? ”。
The old man called Huazi is like a big gray mouse, in the alley, "snort" and disappeared! I snorted and turned around and walked back, when I walked around the alley, I saw a few wild dogs fighting for the white-flour buns on the ground, I stomped my feet to scare the wild dogs away, and picked up the old Hanako's blanket, touched it carefully, and didn't find anything valuable, I couldn't help but spit on the ground, scolding: "His grandmother's, it's really a fucking poor ghost!" ”。
When I saw that there was really nothing in the blanket, I threw it to the ground, stepped on it again, and turned around and was about to walk back, when I found that the wooden box I had just kicked away had hit the wall and broken in half, and the box was upside down on the ground, revealing a piece of black mush!
I remembered what Hanako had told me just now, and I was curious, so I picked up the half of the wooden box with the tip of my shoe, and found that the box contained a black rag! I sneered in my heart, and said in my heart: "That old man called Hanako is so bold, he dared to take a piece of the old lady's footcloth and come out to make trouble, isn't this deliberately looking for a fight?" ”。 I thought about it as I pulled the rag with my foot! It doesn't matter what I'm pulling, guess what......? ”。
Everyone was fascinated by what they heard and asked in unison, "What's wrong?" ”。
The white fat man took a sip of wine and said, "I suddenly saw the golden light shining on the cloth, and a cloud of purple gas faintly rose!" ”。
Everyone stroked their palms and laughed: "The seventh master is talking nonsense again!" ”。
The white fat man didn't refute, and continued: "I saw that the rag was full of purple gas, and I knew that the cloth must be the same treasure, so I didn't dare to slack off, and quickly held the cloth respectfully in the palm of my hand, and took a closer look at the black and dark cloth, and sure enough, I drew some vague patterns......!" ”。
Everyone was surprised, and someone asked, "Seventh Master, what are you painting on it?" ”。
The white fat man laughed and said: "At that time, Lao Tzu was like you, and his head was full of mush!" I couldn't figure out what kind of treasure could this black rag be? ”。 When I saw that there was no one around, I quickly stuffed the cloth into my pocket!
When I walked back, I just happened to bump into Liu Xiaohuozi who was running through the door of the house with his baggage! This Liu Xiaohuozi and his father Liu Lao Huozi are both born with three-petal mouths!
Liu Xiaohuozi saw me, and greeted me from afar and said, "Hey! Seventh Master...... You...... Are you auspicious? ”。
I stopped and asked him, "Liu Xiaohuozi, what are you doing here?" ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi said with a hippie smile: "Seventh Master, what else can I do?" Like us, those who run through the door of the house with baggage, rush to go as soon as dawn, how can you be so idle as your seventh master? ”。
I said, "That eye of your boy saw that Lao Tzu was idle?" ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi smiled and said, "Seventh Master, you are not idle, you know yourself!" ”。
I said, "Liu Xiaohuozi, is your father Liu Laohuozi not dead?" ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi gave me a thousand, and said with a smile: "Back to the words of the seventh master, my father is all right, isn't this saying said?" Good people don't live long, but they do evil for a thousand years! He can't die! ”。
I spat him and scolded: "Okay, you Liu Xiaohuozi, do you have such a son?" ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi "giggled" and said: "Seventh Master, you said that no son in the world said that he was a father like this, but have you ever seen him treat his own son like that?" ”。
As soon as I heard that Liu Xiaohuozi was going to talk to me about the of their family's old sesame seeds and rotten millet, my head "buzzed" loudly, and I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Okay, I said Liu Xiaohuozi, you should spare your seventh master, I, I want to live a few more years!" ”。
As soon as Liu Xiaohuozi saw me like this, he himself was amused, and said, "Don't mind the seventh master, can't I say it if I don't say it?" ”。
I said, if you don't say it, you can't do it, how can I have the kung fu to tease you here, Seventh Master? When Liu Xiaohuozi saw that I was leaving, he pulled me with a dead face and said, "Seventh master, seventh master, you old man is leaving...... Today I'm going to be the east, let's get drunk and rest! ”。
I said no, I still have something to do today, Seventh Master, it's not too late for us to drink another day? Liu Xiaohuozi refused, he dragged me and said: "Seventh Master, don't shirk anymore, I think it's better for us to choose a day than to hit the day, and it's the most suitable today!" ”。
I was so entangled by this Liu Xiaohuozi that I couldn't help it, and then I thought about it again, there is a guy in the store, and Steward Zhou can't come over until the evening, and it's not interesting for me to stay in the store, so it's better to drink with Liu Xiaohuozi! Besides, although this Liu Xiaohuozi is just a bag and a string of goods, he has seen more things than me, why don't I let him show me that treasure? Thinking of this, I won't shirk anymore!
Liu Xiaohuozi and I went to the restaurant together, ordered a few hot dishes casually, and beat a pound of lotus white, while drinking and eating vegetables, he blew nonsense with me, saying that his father dug the grave of a big official when he was young and got a windfall! There was a thunder on the ground, and he suddenly became a rich man! The clothes are all silk and satin, and the food is all delicacies from the mountains and seas, how can it be so shabby as now?
This Liu Xiaohuo will tell the history of his family when he meets people, and there is no one who doesn't know the whole Liuli Factory! In order to verify Liu Xiaohuozi's words, I deliberately inquired about the old man in the glass factory, according to what they told me, this Liu Xiaohuozi and his father Liu Lao Huozi have never been rich, where did he get any windfall?
I heard Liu Xiaohuozi talk about this kind of thing again, so I asked him: "Your family is so rich, how did you get into this field?" ”。 Then Liu Xiaohuozi slapped his thigh and said as usual: "Seventh Master, don't you know?" If this person is unlucky, he will stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water, and he will hit his heels when he farts! Isn't it still the same old saying? This person is not good for a thousand days, and the flowers are not red for a hundred days! How so? It's hard to put into words anyway! ”。
I heard him really still have such a set of rhetoric, not a word before and after, I don't feel secretly funny, but as the saying goes, take other people's hands are short, eat other people's soft mouths, I drank Liu Xiaohuozi's wine, of course, I am embarrassed to expose his shortcomings!
I laughed dryly twice, and sighed again and again that God is unfair and the vicissitudes of the world! Seeing that I was so understanding, Liu Xiaohuozi couldn't help but become more and more energetic, his buttocks were heavy, his eyes were shining, and he said to me with foaming at the mouth: "Who would have thought that Lao Tzu's good life has not been a few days!" My uncompetitive father, who didn't know how crazy he smoked, actually smoked a big cigarette! If you smoke this big smoke, it's terrible! In just a few years of hard work, we have wiped out all our family's wealth, and the romance has dispersed! ”。
I know what he's saying isn't necessarily true, but what does it matter? Some people, that is, live by virtue of an ethereal thought, if you have to figure out the truth of this, but it is not beautiful, you have to understand this truth, many things in this world can be understood!
I accompanied Liu Xiaohuozi with a long sigh, lamenting the huge wealth he had never had, and it disappeared without a trace in an instant! It's like steaming heat on top of a meal, and you can't catch it even though you can see it!
I saw that Liu Xiaohuozi finally stopped talking, so I shook the cloth out of my pocket! Although Liu Xiaohuozi was blushing and his neck was thick, when he saw the piece of cloth in my hand, his eyes couldn't help but widen, he threw down his chopsticks, suddenly jumped up, and asked me excitedly: "Seventh Master, where did you get this from?" ”。 I told him I picked it up from the street! Liu Xiaohuozi didn't believe it, he pursed his lips, and said in a weird way: "Seventh Master, you are really a capable one!" I, Liu Xiaohuozi, have been going back and forth on this street for decades, why have I never picked up this thing? ”。
I saw Liu Xiaohuozi's face full of surprise, so I asked him tentatively, "What kind of thing do you say this thing is?" ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi took the piece of cloth, spread it on the top of the table and looked at it carefully for a while, raised his head, and asked me again: "Seventh Master, you tell me the truth, how did you get this thing?" ”。
I smiled and said, "Didn't I just tell you?" I picked it up on the street! ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi's face changed, and he pushed the cloth forward and said, "Seventh Master, since you can't trust me, what else do we have to say?" ”。
I pressed Liu Xiaohuozi's hand and explained to him the ins and outs of the matter! When Liu Xiaohuozi heard my words, he couldn't help but sigh and said, "Seventh Master, your life is better than mine!" Such a treasure has made you ...... for nothing! ”。 He trembled his hands, took the rag in his hand again, and with tears in his eyes, stroked it and said, "This ...... That's a good thing! ”。
I saw that Liu Xiaohuozi's eyes couldn't be pulled out, so I snatched the rag back and asked him, "Liu Xiaohuozi, are you going to tell me, what is this?" Is it really as valuable as you say? ”。
Liu Xiaohuozi stomped his feet and said, "It's not just valuable, it's simply priceless!" ”。