||->-> Chapter 173 of the main text is a hundred years of ripping

Liang Liang's face was dazed, and he asked, "Does Mr. Ding also think that I should be beaten?" ”

"Shouldn't you fight? Three-seven-twenty-three, what does it have to do with you?! Ding Ermiao pointed at Liang Liang and said:

"The pleasure of the boudoir is more than that of the eyebrows. It is a mistake for the husband and wife to play at home, but you believe it to be true and interfere with it; As a scholar, he actually climbed over the wall and entered, completely ignorant of the etiquette of advance and retreat, which is two mistakes; sue the neighbor to the county office, for trivial things, and delay the office of the county lord, which is three mistakes; Since that man firmly believes in thirty-seven twenty-three, it can be seen that he is very stupid, and you and a fool raise the bar, isn't it more stupid than a fool? These are the four wrongs; If I don't hit you, who will I hit?! ”

These words, righteous words are clearly organized, and the scolded scholar Liang Liang was full of cold sweat, and bowed again and again to admit his mistake: "Listening to Mr. Ding's words, like seeing the blue sky through the clouds, Liang Liang will abide by the teachings, and in the future, he will definitely deny himself and others, and cultivate his mind." ”

Ding Ermiao scolded the scholar like a cannonball, and his heart was very happy. In fact, this scholar Liang Liang, looking at it now, is simply a fool, I really don't know how he was admitted to Xiucai at that time.

"Less nonsense, there is a third point I don't understand, hurry up!" Ding Ermiao continued to $10,000 $ book $ bar $ novel () strong, and wanted to win the scholar in one go, so he waved his hand and urged again and again.

Liang Liang wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then said: "The third point is incomprehensible, but the reason is a poem. On that spring outing, in the upper reaches of the Wuyu River, I saw a drowned girl floating in the water. A Taoist priest stood on the shore, shook his head and chanted poetry......"

, Ding Ermiao complained in his heart, this special bird Taoist priest is not a good thing, and he actually recited poetry to a corpse?

"The Taoist priest chanted a poem, 'Twenty-eight women are more delicate, and the wind blows down the bridge. The three souls rotate with the waves, and the seven spirits are flooded with waves. As a scholar, when I hear others chanting poetry, I can't help but feel itchy, so I point out......" Liang Liang continued:

"I tell Taoists that you can't talk nonsense when writing poetry. What do you think, he and the woman who fell into the water are not familiar with each other, how do you know that this woman is twenty-eight years old? And how do you know that she fell off the bridge because of the wind? The three souls and seven spirits are the things of the underworld, how can he see the woman's soul chasing the waves with his naked eyes? ”

Ding Ermiao grinned and asked, "Then you changed someone else's poem, right?" ”

Liang Liang was stunned and said, "What he wrote is wrong, of course I have to change ......"

"Let's hear what it's changed to." Ding Ermiao sighed in his heart that he was unlucky, he had just been a math teacher for this scholar, and now he was going to teach him Chinese again, and he became a "soul" engineer to the letter!

"Who's girl is so delicate? Why did you fall off the bridge? The green silk turns with the waves, and the powder is rippling. Liang Liang looked proud, shook his fan and said: "This is the poem I revised after I amended, I think it is much more reasonable." But that person is unreasonable, and even said that my poems don't make sense! ”

Ding Ermiao laughed: "Sure enough, it doesn't make sense!" ”

The scholar Liang Liang was stunned, but the Taoist Hongliu was happy.

"Could it be that the Taoist priest who recited poetry is you?" Ding Ermiao saw Hongliu's face and asked.

Torrent nodded: "It's the poor road, for this poem, I and this sour scholar have been lifting the bar for more than a hundred years!" ”

I'll it! For a broken poem, he actually quarreled for more than 100 years before and after his death. Wonderful, so wonderful!

"Then Mr. Ding said, what's wrong with the next modification?" Liang Liang was not convinced, and asked.

"Because Torrent is a Taoist priest, he naturally has a study of people's physiognomy." Ding Ermiao said unhurriedly:

He could tell how old she was by the face of the woman in the water. On the face, there is also the saying of the Heavenly Wind Tribulation, which is destined to die from the disaster of Feng Shui. Not long after the woman fell into the water, the three souls and seven spirits had not yet left her body, and others could not see it, but the Taoist priest had a spell, so she could naturally see it. So you changed the torrent's poems indiscriminately, and of course people were not convinced. ”

"Look, Mr. Ding said the same, you should serve your Taoist master in the future, right?!" Torrent laughed and said, "A hundred years of roffence, now it's broken, happy and happy!" ”

Li Weinian listened to it interestingly, but he forgot the task of this trip and grinned.

Scholar Liang Liang retreated gloomily, arched his hand towards Ding Ermiao, and sat down with a depressed face.

"Who should ask the question now, is it Wang Huzi, or is it the head of the torrent?" Ding Ermiao solved the scholar, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and took the initiative to call the battle.

Torrent waved his hand again and again, and said: "Fellow Daoist, you and I are a Daomen family, just now I broke off the century-old entanglement between me and the scholar, and I will never dare to embarrass you." I'm directly exempted from this level. Now you just need to get past Brother Beard's problem, and you're done. ”

Ding Ermiao thanked him, turned his head to look at Wang Huzi and waved his hand.

Wang Huzi snorted, rolled up his sleeves, pulled out the shrimp bayonet on the table and clenched it in his hand, and glared: "My Wang Huzi is a rough man, and he doesn't have as many crooked intestines as poor scholars. ”

"Uh-huh, the rectum fart fast, there is a fart quickly!" Ding Ermiao nodded, and said in a good time.

"It seems that you Ding Ermiao really want to drink my Shuifu today, but there is no wine and no food, what does it mean?" Wang Huzi said angrily:

"Just now, my mother-in-law made a bet with you and lost a game, I think it's useless to keep her hand, it's better to cut it down and everyone drink!"

After that, Wang Huzi grabbed Sister Qiao'er's left arm, and the knife fell, and with a pop, Sister Qiao'er's left hand was cut off bloodily!

"Ah......h Sister Qiao'er's face changed drastically, and her body shook and almost fell to the ground.

The scholar and the Taoist Torrent both looked unbearable, and turned their heads at the same time. Li Weinian was also startled and wanted to reach out to stop him, but after all, he was a step too late.

Only Ding Ermiao did not move, sitting on the ground as steady as Mount Tai.

"Ding Ermiao, this hand will give you wine, see if you have the courage to eat!" Wang Huzi put Sister Qiao'er's hand on the crab shell table, glared and said.

Caught off guard, Sister Qiao'er waved her right hand, slapped Wang Huzi, and scolded: "Kill a thousand knives, you use my hands to be a good person, why don't you dig out your wolf heart and dog lungs to drink for others!?" ”

"Thief mother-in-law, you scold me for being a wolf?" The king's beard was furious.

"Aren't you wolf-hearted!" Sister Qiao pointed to Wang Huzi's chest-for-tat, and said, "If you have a kind, dig out your heart and lungs and show it to everyone!" ”

"Good, good! I will fulfill you! Wang Huzi was so angry that he tore the clothes on his chest, and with a pop, the shrimp bayonet had already cut his belly, and then he reached in and touched it, and pulled out a bloody heart.

There was a bang, and the heart was thrown on the table, and the vultures were still beating.

Li Weinian thought he was strong, and when he saw this terrifying scene, he couldn't help but feel furious, and he felt sick in his heart, and couldn't help but take a step back.

"Hahaha...... Wang beard is so temperamental, a real man!"

In the midst of the long laughter, Ding Ermiao stood up, looked at Torrent and Liang Liang and said, "Wang Huzi and his wife, cut off your hand and heart, and give me wine." Scholars and Taoists are also the hosts of this lock Dragon Pond, I don't know, what good things can I drink? ”

"The body is skinned, and the parents are given!" Liang Liang's face turned pale with fright, waved his hand desperately, and said, "Scholar Liang Liang, there is nothing to drink, please Mr. Ding don't beat my idea!" ”

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