Chapter 173: Left Hand
||->-> Left hand in Chapter 174 of the text
Liang Liang shouted and got up, trying to escape around the table, but was caught by the Taoist torrent. How strong can a scholar be? Under the big hand of the Taoist torrent iron tongs, Liang Liang couldn't struggle, shouted wow, and swept the floor.
"Brother Scholar, since my Taoist friend Mr. Ding has opened his mouth, do you want to give some face? What's more, people just preached to you to solve your doubts, how can you not repay the kindness? Torrent laughed and said:
"If you receive a little water, you should repay it with a spring. We don't embarrass you, we just cut off one of your ears and drink wine. ”
Scholar Liang Liang covered his ears with both hands, resisting death and refusing to obey the three chastity and nine martyrs.
But the torrent was strong, so he couldn't help but cut Liang Liang's hands and pressed him on the table.
Sister Qiao lifted Liang Liang's ear with her right hand, Wang Huzi saw the opportunity, the tip of the knife picked up from Liang Liang's cheek, and with a whoosh, the scholar's left ear was cut off.
"Zi said, don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, stinky Taoist, you cut off my ears, I see what you use to honor Mr. Ding!" The scholar covered his bloody left ear and pointed at the Taoist priest and scolded the novels "Wan", "Book" and "Bar" wanshuba.com.
Ding Ermiao looked at the torrent and smiled without saying a word.
"Hahaha...... Taoist priest laughed loudly, pointing at Liang Liang and said: "Scholars are really stingy, and they must compare." If I have cut off your ears, how can I take advantage of you? If you want to have your head and feet, you just have to open your mouth, scholar. If the torrent frowns, it will be regarded as losing the face of the Sanqing Master. ”
"Wait......" Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said to the torrent: "If you cut off your head, you can't speak." I cut off your feet, but I think the wine is dirty. It's better to mean that the head of the torrent road will cut off one ear. ”
"No, no, no, don't cheap him!" The scholar shouted indignantly: "If he cuts off his ears, he will cut at least two!" ”
Wang Huzi glared and shouted: "Don't make a noise, I will follow you and cut off his two ears." ”
The sword flashed, swished twice, and the left and right ears of the torrent had already flown into the sky, and then fell, falling right on the table.
Looking at the torrent of Taoist priests again, sure enough, his face did not change and he was talking and laughing. Liang Liang saw that the Taoist priest had no ears, so he was a little relieved and kept silent.
Bang bang, Ding Ermiao applauded and said with a smile: "Now that there is wine and food, can you start?" ”
"Hehe...... Wang Hu sneered and said, "We cut off our hands, hearts, and ears to make a dish for wine." Could it be that you Ding Ermiao ate and drank for nothing like this? ”
Ding Ermiao frowned and said, "You are the host, and I am a guest, do you want me to make up something and drink together?" Isn't it noisy? ”
Sister Qiao also sneered and said, "Since you know that the visitor is a guest, you shouldn't come to the door empty-handed." Mr. Ding, you don't need to say much, you can just dig up a piece of meat and take it down, half a catty or eight taels as you like. Everyone eats and drinks, regardless of the guest or host, it is called happy! ”
"This ......" Ding Ermiao was silent, and his expression was hesitant.
Li Weinian broke out in a cold sweat on the side, and now he knew the cunning of these water ghosts.
Sister Qiao'er's words are reasonable and irrefutable. Moreover, these four water ghosts all self-mutilated their bodies and made an appearance first, but they were afraid that Ding Ermiao would have no way to retreat, so they had to draw a scoop according to the gourd and dedicate something.
But half a catty and eight taels of flesh were dug up, and this Nima had a major operation. If you lose too much blood, or if you have too much pain, it can really kill you!
Looking at Ding Ermiao's embarrassed look, Li Weinian suddenly became proud, bent down and pulled out the diving knife, and said, "Brother Ermiao, this battle brother will help you withstand, isn't it just a few taels of meat?" Although I am not fat, I have more than 100 pounds all over my body! ”
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, stood up and patted Li Weinian on the shoulder, and said, "Good buddy, righteous enough!" But where are you going to cut a piece of meat from? Let's discuss it first. ”
"I ......" Li Weinian hesitated for a moment and said: "There is a lot of meat on the buttocks, so come up from the buttocks!" ”
"Okay, good, the seat meat is the best, even the belt meat is fat and thin, good things." The king's beard was happy and applauded again and again.
Scholar Liang Liang shook his head and said, "Zi said, don't sit if the seat is not right, and don't eat if the meat is not right." The meat on the butt is a little dirty, so don't eat it. ”
Li Weinian gritted his teeth, glared at the scholar and said, "That's not good, I'll also cut off a hand?" But there is a word first, after I cut off my hands, you must not make things difficult again! It is necessary to honestly hand over Wu Zhanzhan's soul and ...... Tang Zhiyuan's bones. ”
After that, Li Weinian really rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his left hand, put it on the table, turned his head and said to Ding Ermiao: "Brother Ermiao, use your sword to cut off my hand, it will not die, don't worry!" ”
"Good man, what a hero!" Wang Huzi hugged his fists: "Lao Tzu is the heaviest hero in his life, the Li family brothers, from now on, Wang Huzi is impressed!" Lock in the dragon pool, let you go back and forth. ”
"Sure enough, there is a bloody ......" The scholar, Taoist, and Sister Qiao were all amazed on the side, with reverence in their eyes.
Li Weinian's face was even more resolute. It was probably because of his momentum that he convinced these water ghosts, so he felt that he was very awesome.
Don't think that Li Weinian is a rough man, in fact, he will also settle accounts. He abolished a hand, but he could exchange Wu Zhanzhan's life for it, and it could be regarded as a little compensation for his last mistake and knocking others off the cliff. Moreover, after obtaining Tang Zhiyuan's bones, the green beads are also considered to be meritorious, and they live up to the preface.
In addition, there is another important point, if he is injured, he can ensure that Ding Ermiao is safe. If this group of water ghosts turns their faces, Ding Ermiao can still fight with them with the 10,000-person slash and Maoshan spells. But if Ding Ermiao was injured and let himself deal with this group of water ghosts, it would be hopeless.
Therefore, Li Weinian stepped forward, which was also a move to protect the handsome.
"Come on, Brother Ermiao!" Looking at Ding Ermiao's uncertain look, Li Weinian's heart was horizontal and he opened his mouth to urge.
Ding Ermiao sighed, holding the handle of the umbrella and was about to pull out 10,000 people.
But before the sword was unsheathed, he suddenly squeezed his eyebrows again, and asked Li Weinian with a wicked smile: "Hey, why did you cut off your left hand and leave your right hand?" Isn't it...... Do you usually solve problems with your right hand? ”
"What...... Issue? Li Weinian was stunned for a moment, suddenly reacted, couldn't help but blush, and said with a smile: "Brother Ermiao, when is it, do you still have the heart to joke?" ”
"Hahaha......" Ding Ermiao raised his foot and kicked Li Weinian's hand away, rolled his eyes and said: "Before going into the water, I told you that everything must be listened to me." Now cutting meat and digging out my heart is also my Ding Ermiao's business, what can you do? Keep your hands on and keep jerking off, get out of here! ”
Li Weinian was scolded, retracted his hand stupidly, and stood aside to watch.
I saw Ding Ermiao roll up his trousers, expose his legs, and bear his legs on the table.
"Leg meat? I love it, haha! The scholar snorted, his eyes lit up.
Ding Ermiao drew his sword in his hand, pinched a large lump of meat on his calf and stomach with his left hand, looked around at the four water ghosts, and said slowly: "Since you all cut off your hands, ears, and hearts, I, Ding Ermiao, as a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, will never let you underestimate me!" Look at it!! ”
As soon as the words fell, the blue light of 10,000 people flashed, and there was silence.
Li Weinian had already closed his eyes, and tears filled his eyes in his heart, both tragic and moving. In order to deal with these water ghosts, in order to save Wu Zhanzhan's soul, and in order to find Tang Zhiyuan's bones, Brother Er Miao did not hesitate to cut his flesh and fight!
The Buddha threw himself into the tiger, cut the meat and fed the eagle, but that's it! Strong, Brother Ermiao!!
After the sword flashed, there was silence for a long time. Li Weinian was puzzled, slowly opened his eyes, and couldn't help but be surprised.
I saw that Ding Ermiao's legs and stomach were intact, but he was pinching a leg hair in his hand!
And Wang Huzi and the other four water ghosts were already on fire with their eyes, as if they had eaten Yonedako, with a look of anger and depression!
"Hehe...... Ding Ermiao carefully put the leg hair on the table and said, "This is a snack I put together, don't be polite." ”
"Ding Ermiao, ghosts and gods can't be bullied. We mutilated ourselves and treated each other with all our hearts, but you only cut off one leg hair, what do you mean? It's clear that they didn't take us seriously! The king's beard was stiffened around his neck and roared like thunder.
"Wang Huzi, let me tell you, I'm Ding Ermiao, stepping on the yin and yang road with both feet, and taking the sky as the cover and the earth as the house. Eat wherever you go, and never spend a penny! Ding Ermiao pointed at Wang Huzi and several other water ghosts, and said:
"Today I met a few of you thorns, and I just plucked out a leg hair, sir, usually, I don't pull out a hair. You must not gain an inch, beware of annoying me, ten thousand people will be beheaded, so that you will suffer two more sins, and be a ghost again! ”
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