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After school, Wu Yunuo, who had been staying at Xiao's house, was finally dragged home by his parents and sister from the closet of Xiao Gengming's room, and had a serious and serious family meeting on the incident of his sister perming and dyeing Wu Yunuo's hair and wearing a plus-size corset.

My sister drew the agreement extremely amicably and reluctantly.

Wu Yunuo framed the agreement as if it were a holy decree and hung it at the head of his sister's bed, so that his sister could save three provinces a day.

Alarm dismissed!

On the weekend, Wu Yunuo, who couldn't afford to lie in bed, was innocently disturbed by her younger sister, "Mom, I put oranges at the head of my second sister's bed, and she will wake up when she smells the fragrance." ”

"Yes, Yu Yan is right." Mrs. Wu nodded with a smile, then patted Wu Yunuo's quilt covertly, and said in a low voice, "Eh, get up, cooperate." ”

Wu Yunuo turned over, indicating that he had comprehended the spirit, "Wow, what kind of food is so sweet?" ”

"Yu Yan, you see that the second sister smelled the oranges you put and really woke up." Mrs. Wu squatted down and kissed her little daughter on the cheek.

"Yay!" Wu Yuyan excitedly raised the basket and went to Lao Wu's bedroom to put oranges.

After that, Wu Yunuo heard the dialogue in the next bedroom that was exactly the same as his own.

Every weekend, it's my sister's timeless trick.

Immediately afterwards, it was the sweet daily life of Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu.

"Isn't my skin whiter than yours these days?" Lao Wu stretched out his palm and compared it with Mrs. Wu's palm.

"Not as white as me." Mrs. Wu stretched out her palm.

"Why is it not as white as you, I think it's already very white."

"The main thing is that I'm not as tender." Mrs. Wu smiled like a flower.

"That's natural, who has my lady white and tender. After all, it's not that I'm good at raising it. ”

The old husband and wife for more than 20 years are tired all day long, and Wu Yunuo has no sleepiness.

These days, I feel that Lao Wu, who has aged a lot, has begun to buy a large number of men's skin care products, saying that it is very stressful to see Mrs. Wu, who is as beautiful as a flower.

He also said that since his body type has also changed, he started a 3-kilometer marathon every night, and he said that he wants to be a pair of enviable people with Mrs. Wu.

It's really sour.

The most unbearable thing is that because of the limited capacity of the bathroom, Wu Yunuo's "Omiwa" baby skin care series, as well as toothpaste, toothbrushes, towels, bath towels, etc., have all been invited, and now all kinds of toiletries are neatly placed at the head of his bed.

The reason is: Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu are old and most urgently need skin care products, so there must be a place for their old couple in the bathroom. Sister Zheng Shaojun is at a marriageable age, and she doesn't dare to slack off, her sister is still an infant and has fragile and sensitive skin, so she needs to be taken care of, so Wu Yunuo can consider sacrificing her own convenience for the benefit of everyone.

Once again, Wu Yunuo's human rights were easily denied.

Under the whim of Lao Wu, the family collective skin care plan began to be implemented, so that there were many more kinds of cosmetics in the home inexplicably, and now the living room is "full", and all kinds of skin care, makeup, and classification are very complete.

Probably the whole street of makeup brand salesmen learned of the arrival of this business opportunity, every day out to visit the Wu family salesmen in an endless stream, often in order to get some giveaways, Lao Wu will buy a variety of unknown use (the salesman said, the sky, but it seems to be very important and indispensable skin care products.

Every day, seeing Lao Wu surrounded by salesmen with flowers and branches, Wu Yunuo was in a trance, and the picture was like the landlord and old wealth in the old society who were accompanied by the aunts.

Soon, it seemed that Mrs. Wu also realized the seriousness of the form, and began to plan how to return the cosmetics from place to place, but there was no ideological consciousness to stop the disordered style of old Wu.

Wu Yunuo felt that this heavy responsibility could only be undertaken by himself, an advanced individual in the new era, so he began to say in Mrs. Wu's ear, "Mom, don't you think those salesmen are so young?" ”

"Mom, don't you think Daddy's clothes smell of those salesmen's perfume every day?"

"Mom, don't you think our money has been taken away by those salesmen?"

Mrs. Wu, who didn't have much resonance with the first two, suddenly brightened her eyes when she heard the word "money", "Nuonuo, you're right." ”

As a result, Mrs. Wu decisively and neatly froze Lao Wu's financial freedom.

The consequence of this result is that Lao Wu now goes out to buy a bottle of water, and he has to get Mrs. Wu's consent.

Lao Wu made a profound review of his previous deep obsession with skin care, and he began to show unprecedented hatred for all kinds of cosmetics and salesmen.

Those people were the source of sin, and Mrs. Wu cut off his source of life.

Lao Wu said that now he has no way to appeal!

Wu Yunuo expressed his deep condolences for this, and looked at Lao Wu, who had been deprived of human rights like himself, and felt much happier in his heart.

Finally no longer alone!

"Dad, do you understand what I was like before?"

"Not yet."

"How?"

"I haven't been to the basement yet, and I haven't hid in the Xiao family's closet."

"Dad, please, even if you can't understand one thousandth of me, you should also experience one thousandth of me, all, can you stand on my side in the future and protest with them to the end?"

"I can't."

"How?"

"After all, your mother is the woman who accompanied me to the end of the day, holding the power of my life and death."

Can you still have a good chat???

Wu Yunuo felt that he was still 1:4 and was defeated.

The stubborn old Wu, who has fallen to this juncture, is still so sober in his mind, and it is not a loss that he is an old fritter who has been mixed with an official and a half-job.

Conservative to the core!

Uncle Luo next door is much more heroic, every time he asks his wife for money, he has to move the real chapter, and he doesn't give satisfaction, but he has to do something for the guy.

If Lao Wu dared to treat Mrs. Wu like that, Wu Yunuo would definitely not recognize Lao Wu, an old antique, and take his mother, sister and sister away from him, leaving him alone for the rest of his life.

Fortunately, Lao Wu is very self-aware and knows that his status at home is second only to himself, so he doesn't dare to be so presumptuous.

Wu Yunuo was intoxicated by the strong atmosphere of being exploited and enjoying it, and couldn't extricate himself.

Wu Yu Norton, who walked a few laps in the yard with Lao Wu, felt happy, although the cold wind was swishing in the winter night, and the two people were shivering from the cold, but seeing the branches in the courtyard sticking to the branches, there was a strange warmth.

"Let's go back to the house and sleep." Lao Wu touched his round belly and walked to the door.

"Dad, where are you going to sleep tonight?" Lao Wu slept in the living room last night.

"The living room was cold." Lao Wu's aggrieved pout.

Wu Yunuo followed behind Lao Wu and showed a weird smile, she already knew that Lao Wu was an old bone, and it was not so hard that it couldn't last for a while, especially in front of Mrs. Wu.

Under this step, full marks.