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What is the deviation?

Wu Yunuo was puzzled, obviously she should be a late-bloomer!

When, exactly, eh......

From the night she wanted to get a kiss from Xiao Gengming, she felt that she couldn't prepare for the final exam.

The culprit must be those idol dramas, what "Blue Life and Death Love", "Lavender", etc. all corrode Wu Yunuo's late-blooming body and mind, so she began to watch cartoons, such as "Doraemon", which is that Nobita likes Shizuka, and then switched to "Detective Conan", which is that Conan (Kudo Shinichi) likes Maorilan voice actors, so she finally chose "Cat and Mouse".

Very bored.

"Wu Yunuo, why do you only watch this kind of naïve cartoon recently? What about Korean dramas? Zheng Shaojun knocked on Wu Yunuo's head, "I haven't seen you apply cucumber slices for several days, it's very strange!" ”

"What's so strange, my current age is not suitable for watching those romance dramas."

Zheng Shaojun knocked Wu Yunuo's head again, "In feudal society, you may be two children now." ”

For her sister whose thinking does not conform to common sense, Wu Yunuo puffed up her breath and suppressed it on the edge of her heart.

"Hey, unhappy with your little boyfriend?"

"What little boyfriend?"

"Xiao Gengming! Go upside down every day, isn't it a little boyfriend? ”

"It's not."

"It's not weird, okay, okay, my sister has a way."

"What's the solution?"

Wu Yunuo shouldn't have listened to her sister's nonsense, so she chose to continue to concentrate on watching "Cat and Mouse", although she had watched it many times before.

However, it is still super fascinating.

"Do you want to go?"

"Don't go."

It must be no good thing to follow my sister------ but my sister doesn't care if she agrees or disagrees, and drags her into her sister's private dressing room.

This time it's pear blossom perm, and my sister has newly mastered a new technology, and her skills are a little itchy, so I found Wu Yunuo to practice by the way.

"Sister, the school prohibits students from dyeing their hair!" Wu Yunuo wanted to cry without tears, and saw through the lenses that he had chestnut hair on his head, his tail was bent inward, and he was two years old.

"Disposable, disposable." Zheng Shaojun knocked on Wu Yunuo's head, "How is it, it looks new in an instant." ”

Obviously sat for almost three hours! Wu Yunuo straightened his waist, hung his head, and was about to go back to the bedroom, but was dragged back by Zheng Shaojun, "Stunted, severely stunted." ”

"What?"

"Chest! It's like an airport. ”

"What happened to the airport? At least the plane can land safely. Wu Yunuo said casually.

", wait a minute, I'll look for it, it seems that there is a corset that fits you...... I found it, my mother bought me too small, and now it's just for you to wear, don't dislike it, I tried it once, by standard, it's still new, it's older, but the style is still quite trendy. Zheng Shaojun excitedly began to pick up Wu Yunuo's shirt.

"Sister, I don't want to wear it!" Wu Yunuo was thin and weak, and was quickly picked up by his sister.

The corset is pink, even if the sponge inside is very thick, it is still hollowed out after Wu Yunuo wears it.

It looked very strange, Wu Yunuo felt that between his skin and the corset, he could also stuff an apple into it, "Sister, it's not suitable." ”

"It's strange, anyway, the family didn't treat you badly, why didn't you develop?" Zheng Shaojun waited intently for Wu Yunuo's upper circumference.

"What's wrong with this, the school is too well developed, it's not convenient to take physical education classes, and every time I take a sports test, I run faster than them."

"!" Zheng Shaojun saw that Wu Yunuo was about to take it off, so he went to stop it, "That's why you don't attract your little boyfriend, be obedient, wear it to school tomorrow, you know?" ”

"I don't want it!"

"It's not up to you, if you don't want your hair to turn into a rainbow bridge!" Zheng Shaojun showed an expression full of evil and enjoyment.

Wu Yunuo felt that there was no need to wait for the Qingming Festival, and her sister could be taken away by Mr. Zheng now.

Immediately! Take it away now!

Wu Yunuo put on his coat, looked at the two round ball-shaped objects bulging on his chest, and walked back to the bedroom without love.

The next day, Wu Yunuo stood in front of the cabinet mirror and saw his plump and abnormal self, and then quickly went out and turned around and went to Xiao Gengming's house, "Borrow the bathroom." ”

"Oh!" Xiao Gengming, who was eating fritters, looked at Wu Yunuo, who came to the house to borrow the bathroom in the morning, his eyes were about to collapse and pull down, and his hairstyle was secondary, that is, the bust, he was so proud, and when he subconsciously drank soy milk, he accidentally choked.

The water in the bathroom was buoshing, and after that, I heard Wu Yunuo screaming.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Xiao Gengming threw away the fritters and pushed open the bathroom door.

"It's not a one-off, deceptive! Deceitful! Wu Yunuo wiped his maroon pear blossom roll in front of the mirror, repeating over and over again, "It's not a one-time thing, it's a lie." After seeing Xiao Gengming who was stunned at the door of the bathroom, Wu Yunuo hurriedly stuffed the corset on the sink into his schoolbag, "What are you doing when you come in?" ”

"I didn't ...... It's nothing. Xiao Gengming walked out in a sweat, and has been in a state of gurgling and drinking soy milk since then.

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"No teasing, no reminiscing, no asking questions." On the way to school together, Wu Yunuo made three chapters of the law to Xiao Gengming.

Compared with fireworks, pear blossoms are much better, but Wu Yunuo still doesn't like it.

The mature hairstyle is disgusting, and it is clear that Wu Yunuo is determined to take the late-maturing route.

There is such a sister who is smug about her craft, Wu Yunuo is deeply tired, so, in order to create a situation where he is in hell, Wu Yunuo puffs all the way with pear blossoms and rain along the way.

Although, before entering the school, she should have sorted out her emotions.

If my sister doesn't want to let herself come to the school to solicit customers for her, she simply wants to package herself.

Why do you get more and more angry the more you think about it?

My sister's unyielding means for herself, under Wu Yunuo's meticulous analysis, suddenly became taller.

So, she cried even harder.

Especially remembering last night, my sister pointed out in great detail Wu Yunuo's remarks that Wu Yunuo's thinking was seriously lagging behind, "Romeo and Juliet were only 14 years old when they made a private agreement for life, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were only 15 years old when they made a private life agreement, and Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu were only 12 years old when they made a private agreement for life." ”

(So, they're all tragic!) ）

When she left the house in the morning, her sister's inflated sense of accomplishment caused Wu Yunuo to study all morning. routinely went to the toilet and came back, but found that Xiao Gengming was beating an unknown boy in the class.

Wu Yunuo, who didn't know the truth of the incident, was about to go to Raxiao Gengming, but Li Shuqi stopped her at a critical moment.

"What are you pulling me for? Xiao Gengming: What's wrong? If you fight again, you will die!! ”

"It's time to fight!" Li Shuqi pointed to Wu Yunuo's schoolbag, "Your little secret was revealed by that guy." ”

So, after Wu Yunuo learned how the boy accidentally knocked down his desk, how he accidentally knocked down his schoolbag, and how he accidentally saw the corset, and then how his blood swelled in the classroom After a commotion, Xiao Gengming's crit was ushered in.

Looking at Xiao Gengming's uncharacteristic KO of the boy, Wu Yunuo felt that it must be his appearance of pear blossoms and rain in the morning, which misled Xiao Gengming's judgment.

Xiao Gengming must feel that today's Wu Yunuo is a poor child, and he can't be bullied like this anymore.

So, Wu Yunuo continued to sob like pear blossoms, otherwise, he would not give Xiao Gengming face.

Probably because he smelled Wu Yunuo's extremely sad and indignant atmosphere, Xiao Gengming's hands became heavier and heavier.

For a while, Wu Yunuo didn't know how to grasp the proportion.