Watt!?

Three minutes ago, there was a momentum of fighting with someone Mei.

Three minutes later, it's just two good brothers.

It seems that all the ape feces that Mei has accumulated in his ten lifetimes have been used here.

"Good wine! really good wine!" Thor said, slamming the bottle to the ground.

There was a crisp "pop" sound, and the bottle shattered.

This bad custom made Erica, who helped serve the wine, look sideways frequently.

Mei Jiecao accompanied Thor Niu to drink, and laughed: "Didn't you just say that you don't drink the enemy's things when you die?"

"You're not an enemy!" Thor burped and blushed, "The enemy will only punch me and raise his weapon, not smash me with a bottle." ”

Damn, this mode of thinking is very strange!

What if the enemy poisons your wine?

Hawkeye, not far away, was embarrassed and rolled his eyes.

Mei Jie laughed and said nothing.

This is also a traditional custom in Asgard.

The description of Valkyrie in Norse mythology is basically correct. For example, Valkyrie followed Odin's orders to select warriors from among mortals to join Valhalla. In mythology, the souls of mortal warriors who died on the battlefield were chosen. In reality, most of them are directly co-opted.

The description of Valkyrie is even more heroic.

During the day, Valkyrie accompanies the warriors into battle or holds all sorts of bloody fights.

In the evening, they drank wine with the warriors, and reveled all night, and after drinking, there were all kinds of slapsticks.

The more heroic the warrior, the more popular it is.

It can be said that wine has become a culture that is deeply rooted in the soul and bone marrow of the Asgardian people.

"Come, dry this bottle of [Desire Ice Burn]!"

"Good!" Thor excited.

"Come on, dry this bottle of [Cheap Boy Spring]!"

"Good!!" Thor was furious.

"Come on, dry this bottle of [Dancing Girl Liquid]!"

"Okay—" Tolking's hair stood on end.

"Come on, dry this bucket [pour beer]!"

"Good ......," Thor felt that he could go through the Nine Realms alone.

"Come on, dry this bottle of [industrial alcohol]!Oh, slip of the tongue, dry this bottle of spirits—"

"Purr ......"

Thor...... Resolutely changed the sword technique of lying corpses.

Looking at Thor like a salted fish, Erica was dumbfounded: "Honey, you drank down Thor, the god of Thor, of Asgard?"

"Hey, it's this guy's. Blame me?" Mei Jie got up, patted his clothes, and looked like a wine god passing by, and there was no wine left.

Hawkeye and the bodyguards were completely dumbfounded.

"Hey, it seems like you drank industrial alcohol directly?"

"Won't anyone die?"

Their whispered discussion was exchanged for Mei Jiecao's response: "Calmly, the Asgardians have six livers. If Thor's drinking was drunk, Odin would only be smashed without this seed. ”

"But, boss, you've drunk it too!" Hawkeye said.

"I'm not!"

"I didn't!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

A set of denials in a three-in-a-row, bluffing his subordinates into a daze.

Looking back, Erica finally found out where Mei Jiecao's wine went.

I know how much alcohol I have in this product.

The god drank the wine in his stomach, and all of it was manipulated as a water element, constantly compressed, and turned into a ping-pong ball-sized thing.

After drinking Thor to death, the thing spits out the concentrated ball of 'wine' into the toilet. Who knew that this thing was completely different from the ordinary water flow density, and the toilet flush couldn't be flushed.

Erica grabbed a dagger and poked it, and suddenly the whole toilet smelled of alcohol.

"Sure enough, the mages are all insidious guys!" After Erica finished speaking, Mei Jiecao told her what drunken chaos X was, and doubled the local multiplication, which made Erica cry.

On the other hand, back to last night, Jane Foster found the 'meteorite'. That thing is, of course, the famous Mjolnir's hammer.

"What the hell?" muttered Miss Jane.

At first glance, you can see that this thing has nothing to do with nature.

A standard square-nosed hammer with a frustratingly short handle. Compared to the huge hammer head, the short handle is not lined at all. It feels like this hammer head, which is not much worse than a human head, should be equipped with a hammer handle that is at least one meter long.

The most unscientific thing is that the hammer blasted out a huge crater, and naturally formed a huge base.

The handle of the hammer pointing obliquely to the sky seems to be seducing every man who sees this scene - pull me out!

The mercenary next to him held an electronic device: "Miss Foster, this thing is very strange. Although no radiation was detected, all electronic instruments were strongly disturbed. For the sake of your health, it's better for you to stay away from it. ”

"What do you think, Eric?" asked Miss Jane, turning to her partner.

"Although I don't want to admit it, but ...... If what Mr. Strange said was true, it was Thor on his side. This hammer should be the legendary Thor's hammer. ”

Jane Foster has two talking eyebrows, which match her smooth forehead, and the frowning look is really very comic: "I talk to you about science, you talk to me about mythology?"

What the hell are you kidding me?

But she couldn't explain how it happened.

"Hi! Mr. Planck. Miss Jian summoned the bodyguard leader who accompanied her: "Can I trouble you to ask someone to pull up the cordon? I don't want to be touched by ordinary people at will, after all, it is dangerous." ”

"It's okay to be a cordon, but it can't last long, because our position is not strong enough to support our actions. The mercenary leader replied.

"Try your best!" Unfortunately, Jane Foster's happy hour didn't last long.

She was sold by her boss.

Just when Thor was knocked unconscious by an electric shock, Mei Jiecao made a phone call.

"Hi, Ms. Carter, hello!"

S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Peggy Carter sat up in her bedroom, unhappy, but unusually calm: "What a rarity." Mr. Strange 'Advisor', you should have something very important to do when you called me at four a.m.?"

"Well, yes, a small team of astronomers that I sponsored found something interesting in New Mexico. Then, I happened to save a reckless guy who, if I'm not mistaken, has a very sensitive identity. Now, I'll help S.H.I.E.L.D. greet that thing first. Hurry up and send someone to the address I gave you in the mail. If it's late, I'm afraid there will be trouble. ”

After that, without waiting for Peggy to answer, Mei Jiecao hung up the phone directly.

"Wait! You're ......"

Damn, you're tired of it, aren't you?

How dare you hang up the phone of the old lady!?

Peggy didn't dare to look in the mirror at this moment, because she must have a cannibalistic expression inside.