Chapter 302: True Fragrance Warning (Second Update)
"Whoa, who
For Thor, who has lost all his divine power and is weaker than ordinary people, how can Mei Jiecao take action by himself.
Any mercenary under his command can take down this thing.
The kid must have had some kind of bad taste, and the charged dart on the muzzle of his stun gun actually shot at Thor's tintin.
Well, I don't know if the dignified Thor will be electrocuted to pee his pants, but it was definitely a terrible experience anyway.
Mei Jiecao glanced at the mercenary who was doing it, the guy shuddered, and then looked at Foster, what he meant was clearly - boss, this wild man scared your chick.
Mei Jiecao rolled her eyes - it's not my girl!
The mercenary looked embarrassed: How do I know? Aren't you rich people really messing up your circle?
Mei Jiecao was speechless.
In other words, you see that Xiao Lizi, the Oscar-winning actor, has been single-minded for decades: he only loves supermodels, or he invites supermodels to come on a yacht and a yacht.
Suddenly, Mei Jiecao found that she was such a young girl as a super billionaire, and she was just an Erica on the surface, was she too self-disciplined?
The subordinates carried Thor children's shoes into the car. Although he is heavy, it is a piece of cake for a group of mercenary men.
Miss Jane walked over and frowned, "Mr. Strange, just now this madman claimed to be Thor, the son of Odin?"
Mei Jiecao shrugged: "He did say so. ”
"Hell, I'm an astronomer, not a theologian or a historian. Jane Foster scratched her beautiful long brown hair: "Damn, I wasted it again." This time, all the data records were wasted by this barbarian from nowhere. Sorry, patron, for letting you run for nothing. ”
Teleportation has been a magical thing since ancient times.
The planet itself has the property of stabilizing space, and will automatically repair spatial rifts. It's like gravity, which naturally exists on every planet.
Miss Jane is chasing the astronomical anomaly data, which is actually chasing the spatial rift of spatial instability. Unless there is an astronomical level of energy stabilizing the spatial portal, it is destined to be something fleeting.
Seeing the beautiful woman's annoyed look, Mei Jiecao smiled: "Miss Foster, do you want to listen to scientific lies or unscientific truths?"
Jane, her eyes widened, as a serious scientist, she should have to hell with everything that wasn't scientific. How does it sound like the unscientific truth is more tempting?
"Science!!!" Miss Jane said almost word for word.
"The astronomical phenomenon you're detecting is actually space teleportation. The teleportation was over. Unfortunately, you won't be able to chase the data anymore. ”
Like a withered rose, Jane Foster instantly withered, and immediately gritted her teeth: "Hell, it's all to blame on that barbarian." ”
Mei Jie his forehead, shouldn't these two guys be attracted to each other?
"Well, what about your truth?" asked Miss Jane instead.
"I don't think you're going to think that's true. "Mei Jiecao is helpless.
"Say, even if it's a fallacy like [geocentric theory], I'll record it. ”
There are three kinds of people in the world: men, women, and female doctors.
It's clear that Jane Foster is the female doctor of the female doctors!
"Well, I can basically confirm that this guy is Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology......"
"No way! Don't fool me! Norse mythology was passed down by word of mouth in Norway and other places in northern Europe in the 1st century B.C.! And this guy speaks standard British English! Do you want to tell me that this strong savage who was knocked down by a stun gun and is no more than 30 years old is the god who can fly away and summon thunder?"
Miss Jane crossed her waist in exasperation, like an ostrich with its wings spread after getting angry.
Should I say that she is worthy of a beauty?
The angry expression is also tempting!
Mei Jiecao couldn't cry or laugh, and he couldn't explain that Mao's aliens from different planets in the entire Marvel world could speak English!
Was it Odin who smacked the child here with a slap and implanted the language of [English] by the way?Or is it the birthplace of the English language in Northern Europe? In the first century B.C., there were a bunch of unruly savages on the British side, right?
"Well, Miss Foster, as I said, it's unscientific truth. As for whether you want to take it seriously or not, that's your business. However, to appease your anger, I want to tell you another thing......"
"What!?" Miss Jane, who had a 'don't think you're a sponsor and can fool me' expression, raised her eyebrows.
"Look at the back!" Mei Jiecao pointed behind her.
"This kind of trick that no three-year-old child will fall for...... Oh my!" She didn't believe the first half of the sentence, but she immediately noticed the sound of a 'meteorite' cutting through the sky in the distance. As soon as she turned around, she saw a Ruili golden light slamming obliquely to the ground.
Meteorites and whatever. The point is that the data detection instrument she carries with her rings again.
"We'll get back to town!" she hurriedly summoned her assistant and Dr. Eric into the car.
Mei Mumu raised his chin, and naturally a mercenary brought two Humvees to follow.
I don't know how long it took, but Thor woke up in the sun. He found himself lying on a deck chair in a beautiful garden.
Seeing Mei Jiecao's face with a shallow smile, Thor who had just woken up was furious!
"How dare you attack the son of Odin!?"
Thor jumped up and rushed towards May.
Mei Jiecao gave him a middle finger - this is certainly not a universal interstellar gesture. It seems that a person who talks so much about civilization can humiliate Thor, the prince of Asgard, the god of thunder?
The magical elements converged in the blink of an eye, turning into a large middle finger of energy that flicked back Thor like an enraged bull.
"Bang!" the beard on Thor's face made an intimate contact with the mud in the garden meadow.
"Calm down, son of Odin. ”
"You're provoking Asgard!" Thor snarled to his feet, and once again awkwardly rushed to Plum Muki, who was sitting on a stool in the middle of the garden.
Without any suspense, Thor was sent flying again.
"You bastard!"
"Ahh
"Hell, if I still have the strength ......"
"Ahh
On the second-floor terrace not far away, Hawkeye and Nakis watched the scene.
Hawkeye was a little painful: "That guy is really the legendary Thor?"
"The guy who was being beaten by a mage who only existed in legends? yes! May said he was, he was. "Erica has a blind admiration and belief in the plum festival.
"No, I don't mean to question the boss's judgment, I just think any mercenary under my command can take this guy down. It's too weak!"
Over there, after abusing Thor for ten rounds, Mei Mumu smiled and said, "Tired, aren't you?
He opened a bottle of aromatic wine.
"Even if I, Thor, die in battle, I will never drink from the enemy. ”
Three minutes later.
"This wine is so good!"