Since I was sensible, I, Xu Xiaocui, decided to be a wicked girl.

When I was five years old, I was chased and bitten by a neighbor's child, and I decided that I wanted to be a wicked girl.

When I was ten years old, I was blocked in the alley, ridiculed, and stoned, and I swore that I would definitely become a wicked woman.

Because only evil women will not be bullied, and only evil women will bully people.

So today, still no exception, I stared at the bubbling teapot in front of me, grabbed a handful of salt, and put it in. The loofah face in the hall that I am all too familiar with is not the matchmaker Sun who comes to the house to eat every time she rushes to eat in the name of a matchmaker!

"The Xu family, I said that you are also delicate and smart, Xu is also a beautiful man, how did you get to your Xiaocui, this girl, how did you give birth to such a big birthmark on your face, and your facial features are not clear!" I didn't waste this body of meat that grew from eating everywhere, and my voice was really not small, I could hear it clearly in the kitchen!

I only heard her continue: "Xu family, I'll say it directly!" This time, I went to a lot of portals, but there was a family who was willing to get married. ”

"Which family? Say it! The mother couldn't wait to ask. My mother, can we be a little more reserved? I rolled my eyes helplessly, and thought with my toes, this self-proclaimed "invincible hand all over the lotus, let's leave if you don't become a mandarin duck", the one who gave me the link is definitely not a good portal!

"Ahem, it's the son of the Wang family in the east of the town." Mrs. Sun said.

The east of the town has the son of the Wang family! The east end of town! The only one of the Wang family, the son of the Wang family nicknamed Wang Ersil! And so it is again! The pockmarks from the neighboring village that I introduced last time! Last time! The Liu family is lame! This time I'm just a fool! How did she become one of the best matchmakers in Luohe Town?

I recalled the bitter history of the previous times, and I didn't feel that my teeth itched with hatred! Looking at the bubbling pot of water in front of him, he simply poured up the jar full of salt and threw it in! Don't be evil, how can she swallow this breath once!

"Grandma Sun, please!" I walked into the room with my teacup and forced a smile.

"Hmm." She snorted from her nose, her face full of disgust: "I said that your Xiaocui, although there are no arms or legs, but the appearance is not good!" She said to herself, "When I'm Air?" Unexpectedly, she ignored my eyes, which were already full of raging fire, and continued: "Actually, it is a match made in heaven with the son of the Wang family!" ”

Look at my eyes, look at my eyes! Girl, I'm going to have to burn you to ashes!

"Of course, I know what I know," she added, glancing at her in disgust. Suddenly, I saw her pick up the cup of steaming tea I had boiled with her fat round hand, and my heart hung high, drink it! "Xiaocui, this girl, is still quite ......," she said, drinking the cup of tea.

I definitely believe that the last two words of her are "diligent", but it was too late, because her mouth was full of tea, and she squirted it all in one gulp!

"You, what did you put in the water?" She vomited and looked at me with an uncomfortable expression.

I laughed with it: "Isn't this to see Grandma Sun walking far away and having a dry mouth?" I put some sugar in the water to help you moisten your lungs and detoxify gas! ”

"You're welcome!" She roared, "It's all salty and bitter! Is your sugar salty? ”

"Oops! I must have mistaken salt for sugar! I pretended to be innocent, "I'll go change it for you!" As I spoke, I made a gesture to serve the teapot, and when I just picked it up and walked back, my body was crooked, and the kettle in my hand was tilted! There was a bang, and when I raised my eyes again, I saw that Mrs. Sun's face was full of heat.....

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Before she opened her mouth to scold, I hurriedly picked up a rag in the tea tray and wiped it towards her front door, and just wiped it for a while, but I heard Mrs. Sun screaming: "It hurts!" It's spicy! What did you rub it for me? She barely opened her eyes as she spoke, snatching the rag from my hand, only to see a slight red print on it.

"Yikes! Here's what I cut and wiped the chopping board today! There must be some spicy noodles on it! Wait, I'll get some water!" As I spoke, I ran out of the door, listening to Mrs. Sun's moaning behind me, remembering that she was angry but not good at exercising power, and couldn't help but snicker.

came back with a basin of water, and the matchmaker was still humming! The mother asked her how she was now, how was it? It's definitely not good!

"Here comes the water!" I hid by the door and cleared my throat and shouted, rushed into the hall, just stepped into the door with my front foot, and tripped over the threshold with my back foot, and threw a forward pounce, a basin of cold water unexpectedly splashed on Mrs. Sun who was sitting in the middle of the hall. Although I thought badly in my heart, I apologized one after another, picked up the copper basin on the ground, and took a rag to help her wipe it off with a guilty face, of course, it was still the rag just now......

"Stop!" Mrs. Sun opened my hand, wiped the water on her face, and said to me, "You did it on purpose today, didn't you?" ”

"Grandma Sun, Xiao Cui really didn't mean it." I said pitifully, not admitting that I meant it.

"What Grandma? Who is your mother-in-law? Mrs. Sun said viciously, "You femme fatale-hearted little hoof! It would be nice if I didn't want to die! She pushed me away, got up and glared at my mother and said, "The daughter who gave birth doesn't look good!" It's not good to teach! Who would dare to ask for her? Forget it before it's too late! Otherwise, in the old and dead boudoir, I have never even touched a man in my life! ”

"How do you talk about this?" Seeing that the matchmaker spoke unpleasantly, the mother couldn't help frowning.

"How do you speak? Say your daughter no one wants! Say you're all old, and you'll have a son! Fathers and mothers are shameless, what can their daughters teach! Mrs. Sun scolded with her neck on her shoulder, and her mother's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

"Grandma Sun is a little envious of my father?" Seeing that this old woman even scolded her father and mother, I couldn't help but sarcastically say, who in this Luohe Town doesn't know that her grandson has no queen?

"You!" Mrs. Sun was angry for a while, staring at me and couldn't speak.

"It is really tormenting us to make Grandma Sun envious, only blame my mother for her good life, she came late to have a child, she has this blessing, unlike others, I don't know what evil I have created in my previous life, I don't have a son in this life to support the elderly, and I am lonely!" I said, pretending that tears were going to fall.

"Who are you talking about! Who do you say, who is the author of iniquity? "She was clearly poked in the spot, and her voice was more than one key higher.

"I didn't say anything about you, Grandma Sun! Why be so angry? Let people see it, don't those who don't know think that you don't have a son? Oops, look at Xiao Cui's memory is really bad! Mother-in-law seems to have only one daughter! I said, tapping my head as if I hadn't remembered it for a while.

"You! You guys! She pointed at us angrily, "You don't have any good things!" She angrily pushed my mother away and walked out the door.

"Granny Sun walks slowly, don't send it! Come back often when you have time! I shouted behind her, and in a moment I heard the sound of the wooden door slamming shut.

Old woman, I can't sleep today! I laughed in my heart.

As soon as I turned around, a hot slap greeted me in the face! There was a loud "pop", accompanied by the sound of the mother cursing: "Stinky girl, have you turned the sky upside down?" The old lady worked hard to spend money to tell you the matchmaker, but if you don't give face, you don't say it, this time everyone is simply angry and runs away! I was scolded along with my wife! The old lady's face, the old lady's silver, where do you pay it back! "As he spoke, he greeted me even harder, and the target was so accurate that I couldn't dodge it!

"It's obviously her fault, so push some to me! Could it be that I really married that fool! Besides, if she is disrespectful, can't we be angry? As I spoke, I rubbed my mother's arm that was pinched violently, I guess it was all purple, and it was too ruthless!

Hearing this, the mother stopped and gasped heavily: "I'll tell you clearly today!" The marriage that is set in the future, whether it is stupid or ugly, the old lady will let you marry! You have to get married! Dare to do something like this today! See if I don't tear your mouth! After speaking, he turned around and went back to the house, and with a "bang", he closed the door heavily! I was left standing in the courtyard in a daze.

"I'm not married!" It took me a long time to react, and I stubbornly retorted, and even asked me to marry a fool and a cripple! The younger brother is biological, but the daughter is picked up? Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel aggrieved, turned around and hid in the room, and a wave of unwillingness welled up in my heart. Rummaging through the cabinets, finding a few pieces of clothing, taking out the only little savings in the pillow, and wrapping them together. I looked up at the circles on the walls of the room, I said before that when there were a hundred circles on the walls, I would leave this house! Every stroke was when I felt wronged, and now it was full, and I took out the charcoal and wanted to add that last stroke......

However, my younger brother is still young, my father and mother are old, and I am gone, what should they do? Although being a cow and a horse doesn't stop every day, my father and mother still care about me! Isn't spending money to be a matchmaker for me the best proof of this? Thinking about it, I couldn't help but put down the charcoal in my hand again, put the clothes back one by one, and started to stay stunned, let's go out for a walk! I sighed thinking about it......

However, but, but, that's not all! Just as I was walking slowly in the bluestone alley, my feet suddenly seemed to be struck by something, and the scene in front of me flashed by, and then this girl fell into a beautiful dog eating!

"It's really unlucky for people to stuff their teeth when they drink water!" I thought sadly to the earth, and struggled to get up, spitting out a mouth full of grass.

"Tsk, that's ugly." A voice suddenly came, quite playful.

Kindness? I couldn't help but look back.