Chapter 2: The Conch Descends from the Sky
I looked back, the empty back alley, who was talking?
"Behold, ugly girl?" The dead voice continued.
"Who's scolding Ben girl?" I shouted rather unpleasantly, only showing my voice and not my face, what is it?
"Look at yours, legs-side-side." The voice continued, with a hint of ruffianism.
Leg? I couldn't help but look down, only to see a jade-white field snail lying next to my leg, and then I understood, this guy just knocked me down? Picking up the snail, I shook it from side to side, looking at the round thing under the snail that seemed to be a door, and couldn't help but stretch out my hand and poke it.
"What?" A voice came from the snail.
"Poke and see." I replied subconsciously, and suddenly froze there. That, wait, what I was talking about just now? Realizing this problem, I looked at the snail in my hand in a daze, and my heart was slightly hairy - it, would, say, talk?
"Wow!" I screamed and instinctively threw the big field snail out! What kind of monster is this!
"Ugly girl, what are you doing!" In mid-air, the voice came faintly from a distance, and I gasped and ran in the opposite direction! Girl, I'm really unlucky, this kind of bloody thing can happen! I cursed in my heart.
"Ugly girl, what are you running?" The voice continued to come faintly from behind him. I looked back and saw the snail following me not far behind!
"Mom!" I screamed and ran harder, strangely, why didn't I meet anyone, and it was good to come out and help at this time! Where did they die?
"Ugly girl, don't run, aren't you tired?" The voice behind him was still not far away, "And didn't you notice that you didn't move?" ”
Didn't move? I looked at my feet when I heard this! Why are my legs moving all the time? No wonder I haven't met a single living person! The snail behind him must have used a demon spell! Don't let me run! The more you don't let me run, the more I can't run! Thinking about it, I struggled even harder!
An hour passed......
"Whew...... "I gasped...... and half-leaned against the wall and stared at the snail that was floating in mid-air," I said, "and I gasped, "and you have to eat a little bit, when you are a cat with a mouse!" Have a good time! ”
"I didn't say I was going to eat you and chop you!" Tian Luo stopped and said to me with some surprise.
"Then why are you pestering me?" I asked, puzzled.
"I didn't pester you!" He really didn't have the slightest self-realization.
"Uncle Tianluo, I beg you, don't toss me, okay? You see that I am so ugly, the meat must not taste good, and the taste must be the same as mine, and the flies will probably have to take a detour when they see me! "I tried my best to belittle myself, at this time it is important to save my life, as long as I keep my life, I can say anything.
"Originally, I didn't want to eat you, you say that, I want to try, I haven't tried you like this." The sound of the stinky snail was full of joy! Pleasure! How could you meet such a goblin with such a heavy taste!
"Don't, I'm afraid you'll throw up, it's not good for your stomach." I swallowed my anger and said with a grin.
"Rest assured, my stomach is strong." He seemed to smile at me.
...... "Miserable! I feel like I'm going to cry, how can I be so unlucky! In the end, you can't let people live?
The more depressed I am when I think about it, the more I don't let my life count! Since you can't struggle, then just be neat! The girl will go now, and she will be a good woman in the next life! Maybe there won't be such an eye-catching birthmark! Thinking about it, simply close your eyes and your heart is horizontal! Seeing death as home, he said: "Come on, please, give me a decent way to die...... "Pity my good youth, lost in the hands of a snail, pity my sixteen years old, not married!" Pity my wonderful life, it hasn't started yet! It's about to end in the hands of this snail, and I'm really, heartbroken......
However, unexpectedly, there was no pain, but a warm hand brushed on my forehead, gentle and gentle, like the rain and dew of early spring.
"You're a funny girl." The gentle voice came into my ears, and I couldn't help but open my eyes, who is the person in front of me?
The white clothes are fluttering, the green silk is like a waterfall, the eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, the cherry mouth, no, this is to describe a woman, speaking of the girl, I haven't read much, what I can think of at the moment is probably Yushu Linfeng, but this word seems to say that he is not enough, the popular point is, Jun to grandma's house!
"Who are you?" Although I am a beautiful man, fortunately, my mind is still sober, everything in front of me is still in the clouds, so where is the snail as long as I am alive?
"I'm that snail!" As if he had seen through my thoughts, he smiled evilly.
"You?" I looked at him in disbelief, and then I understood, obediently, they have all cultivated into human form! How many years have this been goblins! Thinking about it, I feel even more like crying without tears!
He didn't seem to see my sadness at all, and even looked at me happily: "Are you so excited to cry when you see me?" ”
"You did give me a decent death." I spit out a sentence with difficulty, at least I saw a peerless beautiful man before I died.
"To tell you the truth, I didn't intend to kill you, but if you're bent on dying......" he said disapprovingly, and I looked at him stunned, what do you mean by that?
"What? So if you don't want to live, don't you think this good world is worth your nostalgia? He said with a grin, and when he saw that I was stunned, he simply knocked a chestnut on my forehead!
...... "It hurts!" I rolled my eyes dissatisfied, but I dared not speak angrily, and looked at him cautiously and asked, "You...... You really don't mean to eat me? ”
"Well, I'm afraid of throwing up." He replied disapprovingly.
...... "I'll bear it!"
"Didn't you say your stomach was strong?" I then asked.
"Actually, I've been ...... recently," he looked back at me, and said helplessly in his eyes. ”
"......" is abominable! I cursed in my heart! "Shall I go home, then?" Although he was dissatisfied in his heart, he still had to say respectfully, don't let him accidentally change his mind, and feel that he has a good appetite, my Xu Xiaocui's life is about to come to an end......
"No way!" He didn't even think about replying.
"Why?" I was shocked, could it be that he was going to fatten me up and eat it again?
"Don't worry, I won't eat you." He smiled and said, "Besides, I don't eat people." ”
"And what do you eat? Aren't all youkai eating people? I asked, puzzled.
"Who said I was a youkai?" He looked at me dumbfounded.
"I can speak, it's not a monster, it's even a human form." I muttered quietly, but still said to him with a bright face: "Don't dare, you are so brave and powerful, who dares to say that you are a monster?" "Now you have to be careful when you speak, your mouth is happy for a while, and your life is gone, it's not fun.
A pop sounded in my head, and I squatted on the ground with my smoking head in my hands, and hit me again, but I didn't say the wrong thing.
"Ugly girl, I'm a fairy, not a demon." He said, I looked up at him with tears in my eyes and said, "Immortal? Tian Luoxian? Fairy snails? Or is it a snail fairy? "Can immortals just hit people?
"Uh." He was slightly embarrassed, "Not really! It can only be said to be a wisp of immortal soul living in this snail shell. ”
"Isn't that a ghost?" I said angrily, "Bang" A pop chestnut exploded on the head again! Ben girl's head...... I continued to cover my head, which had already piled up three big bags of smoke, squatted on the ground and cursed: Obviously it's a ghost, to be honest, you still beat people, your hands won't hurt!
"Ugly girl, what's your name?" He crouched down and asked face-to-face with me. The warm breath came to my face, the handsome face was very clear in front of my eyes, and there was a gentle smile at the corner of his mouth, so close to the distance, even my reflection in his eyes was clearly visible, he was slightly stunned, and immediately reacted, hurriedly turned his head, and suddenly felt that his cheeks were hot, hateful! The nymphomaniac committed it again, and he was fascinated by him, and suddenly remembered that his question had not been answered, so he said, "Xu Xiaocui." ”
"Oh, that's ugly." He said lightly. What the! I turned my head angrily, facing his cheek in front of me, I couldn't help but say a word, don't turn my face, and swallowed the anger back helplessly, this girl doesn't remember the villain, I didn't hear anything!
"Ugly girl, are you unlucky today?" As if he remembered something, he suddenly asked me.
"Big brother, my name is Xiaocui." I glanced at him.
"It's still an ugly girl." He didn't care.
"You!" I'm stuck with a word in my mouth, forget it, play the piano to the snail, it's a waste of time! Thinking about it, I looked up at him again and pretended to be natural: "Now, what is your name?" "If my mother knows that I ask for a big man's name, I won't be slapped in the face!
"Me? Luo Jingmo. He smiled slightly, as if he was quite proud of his nice name.
"It's still a snail." I didn't care.
"Whatever you want." He smiled good-naturedly, looked at me carefully, and said, "How about your unlucky face, why don't you talk about your experience, and let this immortal be kind enough to help you?" He said with a ruffian smile.
Be kind? It's better to have a conscience! I glanced disdainfully at the hearts of the people around me. Wait, he said help? He's not a monster, he's a little magical, maybe he can really help me, thinking about it, I told him about today's experience.
"Haha, ugly girl, you really can do it!" He laughed when he heard about my experience. Is it that funny? I glanced at him disdainfully, he coughed awkwardly and said to me: "Ugly girl, count yourself lucky, today this immortal is kind-hearted, and decided to help you change your luck, say, what good luck do you want?" He seemed to be in a good mood, stood up and said to me happily.
I evoked a weird smile, so easy to talk to? Thinking about it, I slowly spit out three words: "Peach-flower-luck." ”
"Forehead......" His expression froze, and he bowed to me and said, "Let's change it!" ”
"No." I looked at him coldly, isn't it an immortal? That's it, it's not negotiable.
"Forehead......" His expression was extremely stiff, and he was embarrassed: "Accommodating." ”
Let's just say it's a fake immortal! I looked at him and thought to myself, and after some thought, I said, "Well, you've lost this birthmark on my face." ”
This time, his expression stiffened even more, and finally sighed helplessly: "It's still the first one!" ”
"Good! A gentleman's word! I stood up and said, by the way, I proudly stretched out my little finger in front of him, and he hooked my little finger as if he was wronged, and said, "It's hard to chase the horse." ”
"So where do we start?" Letting go of his hand, I asked busily.
"What kind of husband do you want?" He asked, yes, he got to the point so quickly, and he looked much more reliable than that matchmaker Sun!
"As for me, I don't need to be amazing, but at least I don't need to be bad, I don't need to be talented, but at least I need to be literate, I don't need to be heroic, but at least I have to stand up to the sky, and the most important and important! Can't dislike me! I said a long list in one breath, and looked at the Tianluo brother next to me and was stunned.
"Well, it's just me!" He said.
"You? Why? I looked at him in confusion.
"I, not bad, literate, stand up to the sky, and I don't dislike you, all of them are in line." He said, and seemed to be very serious, "as long as it's ......," he continued.
"Just what?" I asked, feeling a bad feeling.
"As long as you give me something to eat."
"......" My head hung down fiercely, an impostor immortal who ate and drank? Thinking about it, I looked up at him with anger and said resolutely: "No! ”
"Why? I eat very little, and a stick of incense is enough! He explained to me.
"Because you're not human, can you marry me in a sedan chair? Can you worship heaven and earth with me? Can you get my dad to accept the fact that you're a wisp of soul? "I was like a series of cannons, a lot of miles, approaching step by step, he was stunned when he said it, retreated again and again, and finally stopped at the wall and couldn't retreat, so he simply lowered his head and didn't answer me a word.
Uh, am I saying it's going too far? Thinking about it, I scratched my head quite embarrassedly, usually fierce, no way, so I was embarrassed to say, "You, are you okay?" ”
He raised his head and said with an aggrieved face: "You are reluctant to give me food, slam the door!" ”
...... "Count me an idiot!" How could this nervous guy feel sad or something! His little spell can fix me there and I can't move, it's really a fool's errand.
However, looking at his still aggrieved appearance, I couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted, looking such a unique in the world, how could he just be a guy with few tendons, but he didn't seem to do anything excessive, but I was a lot more fierce, thinking about it, I continued to say: "I can give you something to eat." ”
He looked up at me with sparkling eyes, almost shining. I hurriedly stretched out my hand to block the figure he was about to pounce on, and said, "But you have to help me find a good husband." ”
His handsome face suddenly wrinkled into a pumpkin, but he had to answer willingly: "Okay." "People have to bend their waists under the rice grain! I'm funny in my heart, this girl won't do a loss-making business, let's use each other.
"Then start now." I smiled and looked up at the sky, noon was already over, it was almost over, thinking that I picked up his snail shell and pulled him straight out of the alley.
On the edge of Luhua Pavilion, a man in brocade clothes stood in the corridor, closing his eyes and enjoying the sound of silk and bamboo inside.
I held the snail, looked at the man in the distance, and said to the snail with a weird smile: "The target is him." ”