I said, "Don't talk about it, what chopsticks and chisels, it's important for us to run for our lives now!" ”。

Brother Zhang said, "Where are we going to escape?" The boat is full of their people, and we can't escape from their palms even if we jump into the water? ”。

Hei Ni said: "You see if this will work, let's put a fire on the boat first, and when the people on the boat are in a mess, let's find a chance to escape!" ”。

I slapped my hand and said, "This is a good way, let's give them a sound to make them dizzy!" Hei Ni, I didn't expect you to be a female Zhuge yet! ”。

Hei Ni wrinkled her nose and said, "Then you still need to say it?" If it weren't for you, a fake foreign devil, who had to throw yourself into the net, we wouldn't have fallen into this field! Ahem, what a misstep for eternity! ”。

Brother Zhang's face changed, and he said "shh ”。

We all quickly hid behind the box, and after a while, we saw two people, one tall and one short, coming from the stern of the boat! The two of them walked and talked at the same time, and the short man said to the tall man: "Brother Taozi, there is one thing I have never been able to understand, how can you say that those monks can not get close to women, and we will not be able to do it?" ”。

The tall man stopped and asked the short man, "Why are you asking this?" Do you also want to become a monk? ”。

The short man shook his hand again and again and said, "No, no! I just want to be a monk, but I can't stand that sin? It's just that I've recently become obsessed with Sable Chan's shameful pussies, and not only have I spent my savings, but I've also paid off her mother's debt! The most hateful thing is that the girl saw that Lao Tzu had no money, so she coaxed me out, I put so much money on her, and finally ended up with such a fate, do you think I can swallow this breath......? ”。

The tall man covered his mouth and smiled: "Little San, tell your brother, what does it taste like to be a sable cicada?" ”。

The short one spat at the mouth and said, "Her grandmother's, the mink is called a shame!" Even if a big bull gets into her bed, she has to break it up! But then again, as soon as she took off her clothes, she was like a skinned egg, ass for ass, tits for tits, who could stand it? Even now that I think about it, I still feel itchy! ”。

The tall one said, "Look at your little bit of talent, it's the first time you've touched a woman, right?" This woman, whether it's good-looking or not-looking, it's all a hanging sample, nothing unusual! In the future, you will see more women, so you will naturally understand! Money is for people to spend, and it is not uncommon to earn it after spending it, and to spend it after earning it, but when you are a brother, I want to remind you, don't go to the sable cicada in the future! Isn't this old saying that bitches are ruthless and unrighteous, this is all a definite number, if you fight with her again, one day you will be sold by her, and help her count the money! ”。

The short man stuck out his tongue and said, "Brother Taozi, don't scare me, I'm a little timid!" ”。

The tall man sneered, "What am I scaring you for?" It's all a matter of experience, and in the future, you'll understand! ”。

I listened to the two of them muttering, standing still! I couldn't help but feel anxious, so I had to pray in my heart, hoping that these two people would get out of here! But the two men stood in front of the box, and had no intention of leaving! I turned my head to look at Hei Ni, and I saw that Hei Ni was also anxious!

I was in a hurry, when I heard the tall man say, "You just asked me, why can't a monk get close to women?" In fact, the mystery of this is also very simple! So, I'll tell you a story, and you'll figure it out for yourself! ”。

The short one asked, "Brother Taozi, what story do you want to tell?" ”。

Gao cleared his throat and said, "Anyway, once upon a time, there was a temple, and there was an old monk in the temple!" This old monk is old, and he is about to breathe! The apprentices all gathered around the old monk's bed, waiting for him to pass away! But after waiting for several days, the old monk just didn't breathe!

The apprentices were in a hurry, and a monk said to everyone: "Master, he is an old man, and he must still have worries in his heart, so he can't swallow this breath!" We who are apprentices should have fulfilled this wish for the master! ”。 The apprentices also think about it, as the saying goes, die early and take care of life early, you can't let the master suffer in bed! So the apprentices recommended the most favored apprentice to ask the old monk, "Master, do you still have any wishes?" ”。

The old monk's hair was white, and he trembled and said: "Apprentice, master, I have lived all my life, and there is nothing to regret, but there is one thing I don't understand...... ”。

The eldest apprentice asked the old monk, "Is there anything you don't understand?" The old monk's face turned red, and he sighed and said, "Master, I'm so old, and I've never seen a woman look like when she takes off her clothes!" ”。

When the big apprentice heard this, it was difficult, and everyone got together to discuss, and finally decided to let the old monk see what a woman looked like! So everyone, you take one tael of silver, and he made up a sum of money for two taels of silver, and asked the handyman in the temple to go to the city and invite a kiln sister!

After the kiln sister came, she untied her clothes in front of the old monk and took off her clothes cleanly! The old monk took a closer look at Sister Yao's lower body with empty eyes, waved his hand tremblingly and said, "Okay, let her go!" ”。

The apprentices hurriedly put on the kiln sister and led her out of the meditation room! After Sister Yao left, the eldest apprentice asked the old monk, "Master, have you seen clearly?" ”。 The old monk pursed his lips and said weakly: "I see clearly, it turns out that it is the same as the nun next door!" ”。

The tall man and the short man laughed together, the short man laughed out of tears, laughed and bent over, he supported the tall man, and said, "Brother Taozi, where did you hear this story?" My stomach hurts when I laugh! ”。

The tall one helped the short one and said, "Boy, you should study hard with my brother, my brother has a lot of knowledge in his belly!" ”。 After saying that, he walked to the bow of the boat with the short one! We stood up from behind the box, and Hei Ni let out a red "phew" and scolded, "What a thing, what a shame!" ”。

I tugged at Heinie's shirt and whispered, "Stop scolding, let's get out of here!" ”。

Hei Ni nodded, pointed to the hatch next to her, and said, "Let's go in and have a look!" ”。

Brother Zhang waved his hand and said softly, "Come in, someone is here again!" ”。

The four of us quickly got into the cabin. Inside the hatch was a narrow and dimly lit corridor, and on the side of the corridor was a ladder, under which a lot of wooden boxes were stacked, and at a glance it was a ship's warehouse! The hallway was dark, with only a dim light flickering at the end!

I turned my head and whispered to the group, "Which of you has a fire?" ”。 Everyone shook their heads at me, and I said, "How can we set fire without fire?" Hei Ni and Uncle, you go down there and hide first, and Brother Zhang and I will go to the front to find the fire! ”。

Hei Ni and the toothless old man nodded, and stepped lightly down the stairs to the bottom of the boat! I gave Brother Zhang a look, and I followed him to the end of the corridor! When I came to the end of the corridor, it turned out to be a room, and an old guy was wearing an apron, humming a little song with his back to us, pulling the bellows to cook!

I saw an oil lamp on the stove, and I thought about taking it away, but I couldn't come up with a good way to keep the old man from discovering it! Just when I was worried, Brother Zhang suddenly rushed into the room, picked up a horse on the ground, and strode towards the old man!

The old man pulled the bellows with a "huff", and shouted without looking back: "Why are you here again?" Didn't I tell you to wait a while? You guys......! ”。 The old man turned around, and was astonished to find a stranger coming at him with a horse, and he cried out "ah", sat down on the ground, and shouted, "Who are you?" ”。

Before Brother Zhang could finish shouting, the Mazha in his hand slammed down! The old man let out a scream, and then fell to the ground! Brother Zhang knocked down the old man, threw the bloody Mazha into the corner of the wall, picked up the oil lamp on the stove, raised it to me, and said, "We have a fire!" ”。

I happily said, "Great, let's go back to Hei Ni and them!" ”。 Brother Zhang and I reflexively walked back with oil lamps, went down the stairs to the bottom of the boat, and shouted into the cabin, "Hei Ni, Hei Ni!" Where the hell are you hiding? ”。

In the darkness, two figures suddenly flashed, and I fixed my eyes to see that it was Hei Ni and the toothless old man! When Hei Ni saw Brother Zhang holding an oil lamp in his hand, she shouted happily: "Great, we can finally set the fire!"

Brother Zhang asked me, "Lao Cha, how should we put this fire?" ”。

I said to Brother Zhang, I will put a fire at the bottom of the warehouse in a while, and then we will hide behind the box on the deck, and when they find out that there is a fire and rush in to put out the fire, we will take the opportunity to jump from the boat into the river and swim to the other side! I took a look just now, it's not far from Shanghai, if you escape, you can go to the Six Nations Hotel in the British Concession to find me after you go ashore, understand? ”。

Hei Ni asked, "Where is the Six Nations Hotel?" Is that place easy to find? ”。

I said, "It's easy to find, you can find it as soon as you ask!" ”。 After explaining this, I let them go to the deck first, and I took the oil lamp, poured all the kerosene in the lamp on the boxes, and then threw the oil lamp on the top of the boxes, only to hear a "boom", and the bottom of the warehouse instantly burst into flames!

After I lit the fire, I took three steps and two steps onto the deck, and when I looked up, I saw Hei Ni crouching behind a box and waving at me! I quickly hid next to Hei Ni!

Hei Ni whispered to me, "How's it going?" ”。

I nodded at Hei Ni and said, "It's lit, it's up to them to be fooled!" ”。

Heinie and I waited for a long time, but there was no movement in the cabin! Hei Ni then poked me with her elbow and said, "I said fake foreign devils, didn't you light it at all?" ”。

I said, "Impossible?" I lit it with my own hands, huh? ”。