Chapter 253 Techniques for Soliciting Bribes

Gao Mazi laughed twice and said, "My lord, you take a step to speak!" ”。

You always glared at the general eyeballs and said: "If you have anything to say, you just say it, I swim someone with a breeze on both sleeves, there is nothing to be afraid of!" ”。

Gao Mazi smiled: "Adult, the small one is also for your good...... Come with me! ”。 With that, he pulled the captain to the box where we were hiding!

We could only see the lower half of Gao Mazi and You Jiangzong in the box, but we couldn't see their faces, Hei Ni and I heard Gao Mazi ask You Zong, and said, "Say, how much silver do you want?" ”。

You didn't speak, and Gao Mazi said again: "My lord, you don't have to play dumb riddles with me, as the saying goes, being an official for thousands of miles is only for money!" Don't tell me you don't want money at all! ”。

You always itched and said, "Is this silver?" It's a good thing! White flowers shiny ...... But I have a problem with this person, and I never touch the silver that I shouldn't take! ”。

Gao Mazi shouted, "Yo! Lord You, can't you see it? You're still a clean official! ”。

You always said: "What kind of clean officials are not officials? Although I am an official, my family is about to be messed up! ”。

Gao Mazi pretended to be concerned and asked, "My lord, what's wrong with your family?" ”。

You always said: "Brother, do you know what my brother's salary is? ”。

Gao Mazi asked, "How much?" ”。

You always stretched out his hand and gestured, and said, "This number!" ”。

Gao Mazi asked, "Fifty taels?" ”。

You always denied: "Where! ”。

Gao Mazi was surprised: "Is it only five taels?" ”。

You said: "Yes! Brother, I only have five taels of silver a month, so if I calculate it, I will only have sixty or seventy taels of silver when I am full in a year! It stands to reason that earning sixty or seventy taels a year to support my family is enough, but the bad thing is that I am still ...... in front of such a petty official! ”。

Gao Maziqi said: "What does this have to do with you being an official?" ”。

You always smiled and said: "Brother, you asked, I know that you haven't been mixed in officialdom, you said that I ushered in this year, do you want silver for treats and gifts?" The boss has a birthday, the concubine has a child, and the wife has bought a new dog, do you want to prepare a generous gift? With such a toss, I don't have much money left this year, but my whole family is still waiting to eat and drink? Do you think it's easy for me to be a clean official? ”。

When Gao Mazi heard this, he finally heard a little clue, so he pretended to be confused and said, "Yes, I'm also wondering?" Let's just say that no matter how big your ability is, how can you support a large family with just a few taels of silver a year? ”。

Mr. You patted his thigh and said, "That's right! Don't say it's you, no one will believe it! Fortunately, my friends gave me a face, I was sick two days ago, and I need a ginseng tree of seven taels for medicine, hey! Do you think this man is hateful? Knowing that I was shy in my pocket, he still prescribed me such a valuable medicine, didn't he give me eye medicine? And guess what happened in the end? ”。

Gao Mazi asked, "What's wrong?" ”。

Mr. You slapped his hands and said, "Coincidentally, I told my friend about this, and he happened to have such a wild ginseng, so he gave it to me immediately!" I went home and pinched off one of the ginseng's whiskers, and I was cured of my clumsy disease! That ginseng is still in my house, and someone tried to buy it for 10,000 taels of silver, but I didn't even want to buy it! ”。

Gao Mazi was impatient for a long time, and when he heard this, he realized that You still wanted silver, so he interrupted him and said, "My lord, how much silver do you want, just make a price!" ”。

You said with a straight face: "Brother, what are you talking about?" Don't you know that I never take money from anyone else? ”。

Gao Mazi was stunned for a moment, then giggled and said, "Master You, you are quite interesting!" Okay, since you say so, then I can only rely on you, so let's say that we are not brothers now? ”。

The general shouted: "Forget it! How can it not be counted? As soon as I got on the boat just now, I thought you were very familiar, and if you look closely, isn't this my brother who has been dead for many years? “。 As he spoke, his eyes turned red, and he almost burst into tears! Gao Mazi scolded You in his heart for taking advantage of himself, and at the same time pretended to be sad and said: "In this case, I can't stare at my brother and can't live my brother's life?" You can find out to your brother, what do you need my brother to help me with? ”。

Mr. You wiped a handful of tears, sighed and said, "Hey, now I am fortunate to have friends to help me, and this day has passed!" But just a few days ago, your sister-in-law had an awkward relationship with me! ”。

Gao Mazi asked, "Sister-in-law, what's so awkward about her?" ”。

You always said: "Your sister-in-law said, he doesn't have a single piece of bare jewelry on his hand, it looks so shabby, you have to force me to buy her a gemstone ring!" You say that I am a general manager, who is not corrupt or bribery, how can I get so much silver to buy jewelry for her? ”。

Gao Mazi said: "Brother, don't worry, this matter is on me?" I have a silver ticket of five hundred taels here, you take it first, buy ten or eight rings for your sister-in-law, and let her wear them in turn, so that she can make her happy! ”。

Mr. You took a step forward and said, "Isn't this a bribe?" ”。

Gao Mazi said: "What kind of bribery is this? This is my brother's favor! ”。

You always said: "Since this is the case, then I'm welcome!" ”。

Gao Mazi said: "Then you are polite!" ”。

After a while, Mr. You let out an "oops" and said, "Brother Mazi, I remembered one more thing!" ”。

Gao Mazi was shocked, and said in his heart: "This guy is really fucking greedy!" ”。 So he asked, "Brother, what else do you have to do?" ”。

Mr. You swallowed a mouthful of foam and said, "That's the case, brother, I recently fell in love with Neon Xuan's little pink, but you know that my brother's pocket is not very rich, can you give my brother another way?" ”。

Gao Mazi gritted his teeth and said in his heart: "Okay, your surname is You, you are not endless!" Do you have to spend money on a fucking prostitute? ”。 He held back the fire in his heart, but his face was still smiling like a flower, after all, his seven inches were still held by others? Once there is a commotion, although there is a golden sign of the Governor, but at that time, everyone's face will not look good! So I had to ask stubbornly: "How much silver does my brother need?" ”。

You always smiled: "Not much, not much, it's just three hundred taels!" ”。

Gao Mazi probably took out a silver ticket from his arms again, and said to Mr. You: "This is a silver ticket that can be redeemed at the sight of three hundred taels, and my brother will take it and hurry up to redeem the little peach!" ”。

You always smiled and said: "Brother, it's really interesting, this chisel gang is really rich, I'm You."

People have opened their eyes today! ”。

Gao Mazi breathed a sigh of relief and thought, "I finally sent him away now......!" ”。 Unexpectedly, before he finished his thoughts, he heard Mr. You shout again: "By the way, brother, I still have one thing to say!" ”。

Gao Mazi was anxious when he heard this, he grabbed Mr. You and said, "Master You, you're a little too much!" I forgot to tell you, our Drill Gang's business and the Governor's share of the dry shares! If you do this, aren't you afraid that the governor and his old man will blame you? ”。

You always said "oops" and said, "How can you say this?" Didn't the flood wash away the Dragon King Temple? My brother's sister-in-law and my second uncle's sister-in-law are married to the second son of the governor, you see, you see, we are really not a family, we don't enter a family! Yes, let's do it today, if there is anything going on in my brother's house, it won't be good to trouble you brother again! If you have time, go to the house and sit, my brother and your sister-in-law can wait for you! ”。

Gao Mazi breathed a sigh of relief and arched his hand: "What about these boxes?" ”。

You said confusedly: "What kind of box?" Didn't I see that? ”。 He turned around and raised his voice to his subordinates, "What do you see?" ”。 The soldiers under the general are not cataracts, and when they saw Gao Mazi stuffing two silver tickets in succession for the general manager, who still doesn't know what's going on? At the moment, they shouted, "What do you see? We didn't see anything! ”。

Mr. You smiled and said: "Brother Mazi, I have made up my mind for your brother, and if you beat me here in the future, I promise that no one will dare to trouble you again!" ”。

Gao Mazi smiled and said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, thanks to the care of adults, our Drill Gang will never forget the benefits of adults!" ”。

You always said "um" and said, "Brother Mazi, if you call it like that, it will be a raw matter!" If you want to be good with me, you can call me Brother You, and you will call me Brother You in the future! ”。

Gao Mazi didn't feel that his hair stood on end, and he had a layer of goosebumps all over his body! After he called out to Brother You, he sent them off the boat! Gao Mazi watched them get off the boat, and suddenly felt an itch in his throat, and he snorted a mouthful of thick yellow and green phlegm, and scolded: "What the fuck are you...... Still want to take advantage of Lao Tzu? I'm ......! ”。

Gao Mazi spit several mouthfuls of spit in succession, and then stopped scolding! He stood there for a while, and then said, "No, I have to tell the boss, this swimmer is always insatiable, and sooner or later he will be a wolf cub who can't be fed!" ”。 With that, with a wave of his hand, he took all his men and headed for the bow of the boat!

Hei Ni and I saw Gao Mazi and they were all gone, so we got out of the box, and when we saw that there was no one left and right, we couldn't help but be overjoyed, and quickly found the box of Brother Zhang and the toothless old man, and untied the ropes on their bodies by dividing them by two!

The toothless old man spat out the contents of his mouth and asked me in a low voice, "Big brother, who have you offended?" Why don't you ask a word, and you want to throw us into the water? How can they be more bandits than bandits? ”。

I whispered to the toothless old man that they were not bandits, they were the Hammer Gang, who were more ferocious than the bandits!

The toothless old man muttered, "Chopsticks Gang? When did the chopsticks seller also start a sect? ”。

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