Chapter 3 Lao Tan Vinegar Goes to Work

At seven o'clock in the morning, Yingwu woke up on time. Seeing the snoring of "Old Altar Vinegar", it is still playing. Ay! Women are late-risers.

Yingwu got up and began to rummage through the closet. Although he is now a woman's body, from today onwards, bye skirt!

It took a lot of effort to finally find my equipment.

A white T-shirt can't hide the choppy waves. In order not to be cheap for other wolf brothers, the bra is still tightened! This is a tight ravine, which is difficult to fill.

Demons!

While admiring "self", Yingwu found another pair of pink and green tulle trousers. It's slippery to the touch. It's definitely comfortable to wear.

White flat sandals.

In this way, it is comfortable, women should not exceed one meter eight, otherwise men will be under a lot of pressure. They are all 1.72 meters old, and they still wear high heels. I don't know what this "old altar vinegar" thinks.

Okay, for your first day at work. I'll get you something to eat.

Yingwu boiled a pot of water. Got some slices of bread and spread the jam. I made two more eggs, fried them, and made two cups of coffee.

That's when the "old altar vinegar" was called.

Yingwu: "Get up and eat, I'll be late for work in a while!" ”

"I'll sleep for a few more hours, and people will get a beauty sleep. Whoever robs me of a pillow, I am in a hurry with whom! ”

Yingwu: "You sleep, I'll go to the police and say that you have abandoned the mess." ”

"Old altar vinegar" is a little sober, what is the chaos and abandonment? Who speaks? The relationship is asleep, forgetting the body swap, this is a thing.

"Old altar vinegar" sat up.

"It looks like last night. We did experience car accidents, let's face it, go to work and go to the public girl. ”

Stretched a big lazy waist.

"Old altar vinegar": "Are you dressed like this, are you going to climb the mountain?"

I can tell you, my body sleeps until 11 o'clock.

You should go to sleep. ”

Yingwu can be regarded as understanding, this "old altar vinegar" is black upside down. It seems that opening a café is quite hard.

"Let's eat something and go to work. Talk less, don't make jokes. ”

Yingwu's worries are unnecessary. In fact, his emotional intelligence is too low, and this police job is really not suitable for him.

In many cases, work ability and work attitude can only be regarded as an assessment of a person's "ability" of 30%.

Working methods and interpersonal relationships are more important.

The "old altar vinegar" cow went to work with a bang and met a man.

"Good morning!"

When I met a woman, I said, "Beauty, it's so beautiful today!" ”

Originally, the "strong donkey" went to work on an old cloudy day, and he nodded his head to say hello. Today is a big turnaround. This makes many people very unaccustomed to it, feeling that something is wrong, and it is impossible to say what is wrong.

At this time, a temperamental woman walked over. When passing by the "old altar vinegar", people who want to soak in the public will not miss this great opportunity.

"Beauty, it's so beautiful, the sun in the entire office area is warm. It's beautiful, and if you adorn it with a thin emerald necklace, it will be even more perfect."

Temperament beauty: "Really? ”

"Old altar vinegar": "It must be true, my aesthetic, you don't have to doubt it." ”

"Good!"

"Lao Tan Vinegar" sat in his office area, bored. Within half an hour, the deputy director called.

"Heroic! Come to my office! Immediately! Right away! ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar" is worried that he has nothing to do, and the fart is about to pass.

At this time, Xiao Yao, who was usually better with him, said to him:

"The woman you just praised is the current deputy director. Your sycophancy, at least let him lose three thousand oceans. ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar" understood, this public girl was soaked in the head of the deputy director. I am also prepared in my heart, at least I know where the sugar is sweet and where the vinegar is sour.

When, when, when!

"Come in!"

"Lao Tan Vinegar": "The leader is good, please instruct the leader." ”

"Today, there is a large-scale event in the North District, and there are not enough personnel on duty, so you will go over to help in a while."

Lao Tan vinegar "When I saw this, is this a pair of No. 23 shoes?" The bully is home. Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

"Report to the leader!"

"Say!"

"I just met a beautiful woman with a temperament and said the wrong thing, I said it was an emerald necklace.

This is obviously not worthy of her, graceful and luxurious temperament! I'm going to tell her to ask for natural South African diamonds over 3 carats, and to cut and polish them by hand......"

"Yingwu, I suddenly remembered. You were on duty until 10 o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday, and it was very hard! Although young people have energy, they can't work better if they don't rest.

Give you half a day off and have a good rest. Remember to talk less and do more in the future! There is development! ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar": "Leader Xie!" I'm resting! Come on work! ”

After the "old altar vinegar" went out. The deputy director wiped a handful of sweat, 3 carats of diamonds, is it enough to sell kidneys? There are no gifts now.

Xiao Yao saw the "old altar vinegar" and came out. I guess I'm wearing small shoes again. Xiao Yao is one of the few people around Yingwu who will not gloat.

"How's that, how big are the little shoes?"

"Old altar vinegar": "It was originally a small shoe of No. 23, but now it has been returned." ”

"Tell me, can this be returned?"

"Old altar vinegar": "Okay, thank you, buddy." If you hadn't reminded me, I would have suffered a loss.

I told him that when he met a beautiful woman, he needed a 3-carat South African diamond to decorate her beauty!

As a result, seeing that I was on duty last night, I was given half a day off. ”

"I'll go, when did you become so talented? Please take my knees! I'll mess with you in the future! ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar": "There is a long way to go, anti-corruption and clean government, always on the road, can not be slack." Beware of arrogance and rashness, I want to go back to sleep! ”

Xiao Yao was stunned, this is such a big fan who even pretends to be 13, a model of my generation, a role model is around.

Looking at the back of the "old altar vinegar", there are many big female fingers and many small stars.

"I'm a donkey, a stupid donkey......" The music of the phone rang, and the "donkey" picked up the phone.

"Baby, are you still used to it?"

"Donkey, please eat at noon! I take you, you take the money! Remember to dress me decently and wash my face! Hydrate! ”

The "donkey" is actually very boring, there are no eggs when they are idle, and they have a stomachache. There is no big aunt at all, and there is no consciousness to come.

"Old altar vinegar" is playing high. In addition to looking at my body over and over again like inspecting a rag doll.

This solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary yang does not grow. It's really lonely to be alone, are women lonely?

Yingwu is a policeman after all. The justice complex of eliminating violence and maintaining peace and goodness has long taken root and sprouted in my heart like a seed.

Now he is a café owner, but his soul is a policeman. Now, with superpowers, he should serve society.

Sweeping away the injustices in the world and upholding justice is the meaning of my life!

Thinking of this, Yingwu decided to discuss it with "Lao Tan Vinegar" when eating. Be a chivalrous couple who punish evil and promote good!