Chapter 4 Tissue Love Letters
"Qiang Donkey" looked at his watch, it was only ten o'clock now, and "Lao Tan Vinegar" would not be dismissed. Why are you so idle, first book a restaurant for lunch.
Now when it comes to shopping malls and buying clothes, there must be a demon when this thing goes wrong. And it's so demonic!
Anyway, we will meet later, and I won't call anymore.
"Donkey" has not yet figured out what kind of superpowers he has. What we already know is that it's fast and super bounce!
There is no taxi, and the speed of the heroic force is obviously supersonic speed. In order to take care of the soles, it is not allowed to slow down.
A few minutes. For the most awesome cool running "donkey" in history, it is enough. When he came to the shopping mall, the "old altar vinegar" had been waiting for a long time.
"Being late is a girl's patent, and you're qualified. But can you change the dress of you, this young woman in the eighties! β
"I'll go to the barbershop in a while, shave a bald man, and the nun is an Internet celebrity. This figure is more material! β
I don't know why, two people who have a very good relationship. Fight when you speak.
"You dare! If you shave baldness, I'll wear a wig and lipstick......"
"You dare! I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery! β
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
It's art for two people to quarrel. The ignition device is definitely the most advanced technology in the world. I don't know the cause after the quarrel.
After a while, between the two of them. It's the men who have to break the deadlock.
"I don't know how to comb my hair, it's still been more than half an hour, and the woman is in trouble!"
"Poof!"
The old altar vinegar smiled. Originally, a big man suddenly became a woman, it must be a little uncomfortable.
"Okay, buy me some groceries. Buy two sets of clothes. β
"Tough donkey": "I need boxers, pants, cool running shoes, jacket, black hooded tracksuit, tactical gloves, flying claws, bungee cord......
You'll need a black hooded tracksuit, tactical gloves, tactical boots, a life-saving saber, a SWAT suit, a tactical belt, protective goggles, ......"
"Lao Tan Vinegar": "Our money, if we don't buy a house, it's enough to spend, we don't have to rob it!" Besides, don't use my daughter to do bad things! β
"Tough Donkey": "Am I a bad person?" We have superpowers, and we have to do good deeds! Do you want to do it? Don't do it myself, I'll do it myself! β
"It sounds exciting, it must be fun. Dry! β
"You must listen to me, don't hold back!"
"Good! Listen to you! β
The two hit it off, but everything is difficult at the beginning. There will be many unexpected things in the future. Now it's time to get the equipment alive.
The two of them thought that they should still rent a house. After all, the identity of "donkey" is still a bit special.
Two people found one, one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom, a homestay that is not big or small. The dΓ©cor is still new and welcoming.
The "old altar vinegar" paid a year's rent, which has nothing to do with eating soft rice. The cards of the "donkey" are all in the "old altar vinegar" wallet, and now it is really difficult to distinguish each other.
"Tough donkey": "Your chest is swollen very much today, you won't have any problems, right?" β
"Old altar vinegar": "You are sick!" β
"Is it sick to be energetic?"
What the "old altar vinegar" said, it was to let the "strong donkey" be frightened by the aunt. Just thinking about it brings a sense of joy.
The two of them had lunch and bought some bedding. I also bought some line, chivalrous equipment. I went back to the share house.
After tidying up the accommodation, the two of them lay down in bed and rested in the morning. "Qiang Donkey" remembered why "Lao Tan Vinegar" was so idle and didn't go to work.
"You've been suspended? Why don't you have to go to work? β
"I originally wanted to tell you, but I forgot about it after a quarrel. The thing is, when I was playing in the public house, I bumped into the current wife of the deputy director.
After a few praises, the deputy director lost three thousand oceans, and a pair of shoes were thrown over! You say that my little fiery temper can get used to his cat temper?
Absolutely not, I threw over a pair of small shoes, two sizes smaller than his. What do you think the result is? β
Speaking of this, "old altar vinegar" actually didn't talk about it. It's just an appetite!
"How did it turn out?"
"As a result, I was given a half-day off to soak you!"
"Donkey": "Soak me? Oops hey! I'm scared to death! Say, what's the bubble? β
"Lao Tan Vinegar" is a little scared, this is his own body. I originally wanted to have a good time. Shooting stones.
"Yingwu, let's get married!"
The "donkey" fell, too suddenly. In this upside-down day, it is difficult for me to have a child!
But it can't break her heart yet. Gritted his teeth and let it out!
"Good! Then you want me now! β
After saying that, I really took off my T-shirt......
"Old altar vinegar" is going crazy. Since I changed my body, why did I quarrel with myself, and I was always at a disadvantage? Where is the reason?
"Old altar vinegar": "Reserved, reserved!" You're a woman! β
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The two of them were tired of the whole afternoon, and the "old altar vinegar" was not as good as a beast. It was the turn of the time cafΓ© owner to get to work.
"Tough donkey" couldn't hold back the snort that didn't vomit.
"Honey, wait for me, Momoda!"
Regardless of whether the "old altar vinegar" spit out or not, he ran to open it anyway.
Tender and romantic signs, warm and dim lighting in the room, and romantic and soothing soft music.
Look at the foam of the coffee and smell the bitterness of the roast. This is the life of "Lao Tan Vinegar". "Donkey" feels her life.
"Beauty! Have a cappuccino! β
"Wait a minute!"
"Donkey" did not do this job, though. But I also know a little bit about coffee, and the most expensive thing is what bird poop coffee is!
The "donkey" brought a cup of freshly ground coffee, milk foam latte art, and served it.
"Sir, your coffee!"
"Beauty, please lend me a pen."
"Donkey" took the pen and gave it to the guest.
He concentrates on grinding the coffee to the ...... Latte art, all in the eyes of this customer. It is clear that he was captured by the "donkey".
"The beauty pays!"
"Thirty, sir!"
"Okay, may I ask the name of the beauty."
"Donkey": "Sir, there is no small shop, may I ask the beauty of this coffee, I really apologize!" β
"Beauty, you have such a good humor!"
"Thank you! Sir, thirty! β
This customer is actually idle, on the tissue, wrote a love poem, isn't this a little fresh?
"Beauty, this is for you, and after speaking, I handed over a folded tissue with the cafΓ© logo."
"Sir is so funny, the tissue in the small shop has become your gift, and the flower offering to the Buddha has been stained. Sir, a third reminder, thirty dollars! β
Xiucai meets Bing.
The polite glasses brother had no choice but to leave, leaving behind a tissue.
"Qiang Donkey" saw that he had caught the evidence of the crime, and of course he couldn't miss the disgusting "old altar vinegar". I dialed the phone right away.
"A good jar of old vinegar, pour it on your heart......"
"What's the matter, Yingwu, can't handle it? Don't make me look down on you! β
"It's not that I can't be busy. Someone is sending a love letter, it seems, familiar with the road, a regular customer! Ask for popular science, ask for explanation! β