Chapter 157: Punishing Bad People and Increasing Merit

Speaking of this, Lin Ye deliberately sold another pass, and asked Fang Li inside, "Sister Li, guess what, what did the polar bear say at this time?"

"Let me guess! I think if this were a normal story, the polar bear would be very moved and immediately invited the little penguin to his house...... But you're telling a bad joke now, so ...... Quite possibly...... By the way, could it be that the polar bear is not at home, or that the polar bear is dead?"

Fang Li also said her guess curiously, and then waited for Lin Ye to announce the end of the story, which was also the laughing point of the cold joke.

"Hehe, hey, I'll just say Sister Li, you must not be able to guess......"

Lin Ye smiled weirdly again, and then announced the joke: "The little penguin finally rushed to the door of the polar bear's house, banged on the door of the polar bear's house and shouted urgently: Polar bear, polar bear, I am a little penguin, I came to play with you! However, as soon as the polar bear opened the door and glanced at the penguin, he said: I won't play with you!

"Hahaha...... I'm not playing with you? It's so funny...... This sturdy little penguin is a little too miserable......"

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Ye's words fell, Fang Li couldn't help but giggle again.

"Haha! yes, that's why I said...... Little penguins absolutely love polar bear......s! Poor polar bears have no love for little penguins...... The little penguin came to the North Pole with great difficulty, but what he waited for was a ...... I don't play with you......"

Lin Ye also sighed with emotion and said with a smile.

"Yes, Lin Ye, the jokes you said are so funny...... Where do you see it......" Fang Li asked with a smile.

"It's all seen on the computer, but it's ...... Those are the two men I can write down and tell in full...... Sister Li, if you still want to hear it, why don't I go to the computer and search for it for you? Sister Li, I see that you have a laptop in your office, or ...... I'm going to look it up, and I'm going to write it down, and I'll tell you?"

Lin Ye remembered that there was a laptop in Fang Li's office, so it was better to go over to the Internet immediately to check if there were any funny jokes, and then come back and tell Fang Li!

"Okay, Lin Ye, these two jokes of yours are enough for me to laugh for a while, and...... I'll be able to go out in a moment...... Hurry up and find some bad jokes to listen to, I seem to be addicted to listening to them! What a little white rabbit...... Little penguins! they're all cute and cute!"

Fang Li was very happy today, although she met three gangsters and was almost insulted by them, but tonight, for the first time in her life, someone told her a joke like this, so as to make her happy. Really, Fang Li said that she was addicted to listening to cold jokes, but in fact, she was addicted to listening to Lin Ye telling cold jokes.

"Okay, Sister Nali, wait a minute...... I'll look some up right away and tell you about it...... And by the way, see how those gangsters are doing now......"

Walking back to the office quickly, Lin Ye saw that the three black-clothed people who were tied to the ground by him were also drugged, and they were all writhing on the ground uncomfortably. But their hands and feet were also tied together by Lin Ye, and they couldn't move.

"Hero...... Just spare us! Let us go...... It's so uncomfortable...... It's so powerful! It's uncomfortable......."

"That's right, hero, if we continue like this, I'm afraid we're going to explode and die...... It's really uncomfortable......"

The three funny gangsters in black have now been drugged by Lin Ye, the blood gushing, the green tendons on his face burst out, and he felt that his body was about to explode, and it was really not an exaggeration to say that he died by exploding.

"Haha...... You obscene villains! Now, you know the pain, right? Master, I'm treating others the way they are, and you still dare to do evil and bully women from good families?"

Seeing the appearance of the three wicked people who couldn't survive and couldn't die, Lin Ye's heart was filled with a burst of refreshment, quite the kind of happiness that heroes had after they practiced chivalry and righteousness in ancient times.

Especially seeing that these three wicked people were so suffocated that they couldn't get a tube of pleasure, the evil taste in Lin Ye's heart became more and more intense. Of course, after doing good deeds and punishing wicked people, Lin Ye's eyebrows' talisman added a lot of merit to his account.

The more severely the bad guys were punished, the more merit Lin Ye would receive. So, Lin Ye looked at the laptop on the table, and immediately thought about it again, and smiled evilly.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

As soon as the three black-clothed people heard Lin Ye's laughter, they immediately instinctively and unconsciously trembled, because when Lin Ye was about to make a move at the door just now, it was also this kind of laughter, which made people feel creepy when they heard it. Now Lin Ye smiled like this without warning, obviously coming up with some bad idea again.

"You three...... Isn't it boring to be tied to the ground by me......? Young man, I'll show you some movies......"

As he spoke, Lin Ye unceremoniously searched for some restricted-level movies from his laptop and played them. Under such circumstances, how could these three gangsters endure such a movie scene? One by one, they were so uncomfortable that they were about to faint.

"Haha...... This is called evil retribution...... You perverts...... Now you have a taste of retribution, right?"

Seeing the miserable appearance of the three wicked people, Lin Ye's merits were growing in an uproar. Sure enough, the more severely the bad guys were punished, the more merit Lin Ye could gain.

"It can also punish the bad people, and it can increase merit...... It's really a double win!, but ...... Now let's hurry up and watch a few jokes, and tell them to Sister Li later......! If Sister Li asks about me...... I don't have a joke to say, but I'm embarrassed!"

Lin Ye opened some cold joke websites that often read jokes, and after noting down a few jokes, he happily returned to the outside of the hot spring private room.

Thinking of Fang Li's appearance just now when she was amused by her cold jokes, Lin Ye felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. Gradually, it seemed that he also liked the feeling of telling cold jokes to Fang Li, how to say it!

Knock knock knock......

"Sister Li, I've memorized a lot of jokes. But it's all instantaneous memory...... If I don't say it right away, I can't be sure I'll remember it for a while! and...... Sister Li, are you alright? The effect of the medicine must have disappeared, ......right? Isn't it time to come out and help me remove my makeup?"

After all, Lin Ye hadn't forgotten to remove his makeup from the business he had come over, and Fang Li, who had already gotten rid of the effects of the medicine through magical yoga movements, looked at the water-soaked clothes he had placed next to him, and sighed in distress, so he had to say to Lin Ye helplessly, "Lin Ye, my clothes are wet...... Can you go to the office and get me a set of clothes first......"

(End of chapter)