Chapter 156: The Tough Little Penguin

Tiger King: "Or if you ask him to find you a beautiful woman, he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, isn't there a reason to beat him?" ”

The big bad wolf said yes again and again, but he didn't expect the conversation between the tiger king and the big bad wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door. ”

Speaking of this place, Lin Ye deliberately stopped and asked Fang Lidao, "How is it?" Sister Li, have you ever heard this joke?"

"Huh......? I haven't heard the joke, but I haven't heard the joke yet, but it's like a whole story! I really want to know what kind ......of funny things will happen when the white rabbit meets the big bad wolf again."

Fang Li, who was already attracted by Lin Ye's cold joke story, said very innocently, "As far as I am concerned, since the little white rabbit has seen through the big bad wolf's tricks, he will definitely be able to avoid being beaten by the big bad wolf." Lin Ye, did you say I guessed right?"

"Yes or no! Sister Li, you can just listen to me and keep talking!"

Lin Ye deliberately sold a pass, and then continued to tell the story:

"On the third day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf.

Big Bad Wolf "Little White Rabbit, go find me a girl"

White Rabbit: "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?"

The big bad wolf thought "Hey, how does he know what I want to do" and then said, "Forget it, you go find me a beautiful woman"

White Rabbit: "Do you want a fat or skinny one?"

Speaking of this, Lin Ye stopped again. Fang Li in the hot spring also said very quickly: "Look! Lin Ye, I said, this time, the little white rabbit has already known the big bad wolf's tricks, and will naturally take measures to deal with it! Therefore, now the big bad wolf has no excuse to fight the little white rabbit." ”

Fang Li looked proud, she felt that her guess about the story was correct.

"Oh, is that really the case? hehe...... Sister Li, please keep listening......"

Lin Ye also took a deep breath proudly, ready to expose the last laugh, "In the face of such a clever sophistry of the little white rabbit, the two questions that the big bad wolf prepared before did not stump him. So the big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, and then grabbed the little white rabbit violently and hit ......"

"Wait!Lin Ye, why did the big bad wolf dare to beat the little white rabbit without excuses? The story should be over, right? I still haven't heard where the laughter is? It's a little inexplicable......" Fang Li said again.

"What's the point? Sister Li, listen up......"

Lin Ye smiled very weirdly, and then told the rest of the cold joke story at once: "The big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, and then grabbed the little white rabbit and hit it." The mouth shouted: I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat. ”

As soon as Lin Ye's words fell, Fang Li, who was in the hot spring inside, instantly understood where the laughter was, and leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"Hahaha...... Lin Ye, you joke...... Is it really...... It's really cold...... Ha ha...... At first, I thought it would be a story...... Outcome...... It's still so cold...... It's so cold! I still feel cold when I soak in the hot springs......."

Fang Li giggled, laughing a little fancy.

"Look...... Sister Li, I'll just say it...... This joke will definitely chill your ...... The first time I heard this joke, I laughed for a long time......"

Lin Ye was still very satisfied with Fang Li's performance after listening to the joke. The person who tells the joke is, of course, hoping that the joke he tells will make the person who hears it laugh.

And now, telling such a joke will help distract Fang Li, and in this way, it will help Fang Li to crack the effect of the medicine through yoga.

"Hahaha...... It's so funny!Lin Ye, I can't stop laughing...... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt......"

Fang Li really laughed for a long time before stopping, and then said to Lin Ye, "I didn't expect you to really have a sense of humor, such a long joke was made suspenseful by you, and then ...... The last blow, a fatal blow, directly hit my laughter!"

"Hey, Sister Li, this is one of my jokes at the bottom of the box, a hundred people will laugh when they hear it!"

Being able to make Fang Li laugh, Lin Ye was still very proud to say.

"Oh, one of the jokes at the bottom of the box? is that there are other jokes? and another one must be funnier than this little white rabbit...... Otherwise, if I don't laugh, Lin Ye, you will be considered a failure!"

Fang Li suppressed her laughter, and then quieted down completely, becoming Lin Ye's most loyal listener.

"Okay, this joke is relatively short, Sister Li, don't interrupt me again...... I'll tell you about it......"

As he spoke, Lin Ye began to tell cold jokes seriously:

"One day, little penguins went from Antarctica to Beijing to play with polar bears, but it took 20 years to walk from Antarctica to the North Pole. The little penguin walked like this! Go, after 10 years, it just reached the equator. But at this time, the little penguin suddenly remembered that the refrigerator door in the house was not closed, so it took the little penguin ten years to go home and close the refrigerator door. Then we set off again and headed for the North Pole...... Let's go...... Finally, another twenty years later, the little penguin made it to the North Pole. ”

"Ah! Lin Ye, this little penguin is really strong! I've been walking back and forth for forty years, and I'm older than me! In order to go to the polar bear to play, this little penguin is really hard! Hehe......

Fang Li couldn't help but laugh here.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Sister Li, are you laughing in the wrong place? My laughing point hasn't reached yet! Ahem......

Lin Ye coughed, this was the joke that was being prepared, but before that, he still said as a narrator, "Of course, the little penguin must be in love with the polar bear! But what is the attitude of the polar bear towards the little penguin? Sister Li, let's take a look, what happened to the little penguin after it arrived at the North Pole......

At this time, Lin Ye seemed to be a storyteller, but his watchman was only Fang Li. But Lin Ye enjoyed it, and Fang Li also enjoyed listening to Lin Ye tell cold jokes.

"After a lot of hard work, the little penguin finally came from the south pole of this side of the earth to the north pole of this side of the earth. He searched for a long time before he found the door of the polar bear's house. So the excited little penguin knocked on the door of the polar bear's house and shouted urgently: Polar bear, polar bear, I'm a little penguin, I'm here to play with you!"

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