When everyone saw that the red-faced man woke up, they all said in surprise: "Wake up, wake up!" ”。

Jia Laodao separated everyone, helped the red-faced man to sit on the stool, and asked him, "Are you okay?" ”。

The red-faced man touched the corner of his forehead, took a breath of cool air, and said, "It's much better, but my head hurts!" ”。

Jia Laodao laughed and said, "It's not in the way, wait a few days, and your wound will be healed!" ”。

The red-faced man covered the corners of his forehead, scolded the second leper in pain, and said, "My fucking second leper, you kid is waiting for Lao Tzu...... Oops...... Oops...... This kid is fucking black! This has turned Lao Tzu's head into paste! ”。

Everyone gathered around the red-faced man and laughed, and said to him: "Don't be dissatisfied, you kid, thanks to the Taoist for saving you, otherwise your kid would have to go to see the king of Hades today!" ”。 The red-faced man turned over and knelt down, and said to Jia Laodao: "Dao Chief, please accept the little one!" ”。

Jia Laodao hurriedly held up the red-faced man and said, "Don't be polite, don't be polite!" ”。

The red-faced man insisted on bowing a few times, and said: "The great kindness of the Taoist chief, the sky is high and the earth is far away, and my Wang Shouchang is unforgettable!" ”。 After that, there were a few more knocks! Jia Laodao saw that the wound on Wang Shouchang's forehead had cracked again, so he hurriedly hugged him and pulled him up from the ground!

Jia Laodao saw that the second leper standing next to him hadn't left yet, so he beckoned him and said, "This little brother, you can also come and sit!" ”。

The second leper was surprised, nodded his nose and asked, "Dao Chief, are you always calling me?" ”。

Jia Laodao nodded and said, "Yes, it's you who called!" ”。

The second leper raised his eyebrows, stretched his neck, nodded his head, and walked to Jia Laodao! Jia Laodao waved his hand and said, "What are you doing standing?" Why don't you sit down quickly? ”。

The second leper said "um", found a bench and sat next to Jia Laodao. When he and Wang Shou saw each other, they were naturally very red-eyed! Wang Shouchang slapped the table, jumped up and shouted, "Second leper, you kid don't want to live anymore?" Sitting across from your grandfather? ”。

The second leper smiled and replied, "What's wrong with Lao Tzu sitting across from you?" Do you have the ability to open a skylight on your grandfather's head? ”。

Wang Shou was furious, and he bent down to copy the bench, but was grabbed by Jia Laodao and shouted: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, and listen to the old man!" ”。

When Wang Shouchang saw Jia Laodao speak, he had to put down a stool and ask Jia Laodao: "Dao Chief, what do you have to say, just give orders!" ”。

Jia Laodao grabbed Wang Shouchang and pressed him on the stool, and then he said: "As the saying goes, it is better to settle grievances than to settle them, today I, Jia Laodao, am going to be a peacemaker, I don't know if you two will give Lao Dao me this face?" ”。

Wang Shouchang arched his hand and said: "Dao Chang said that, my Wang Shouchang's little life was saved by you, Dao Chief, don't say that it is such a small thing, even if it is on the sword mountain and down the sea of fire, my Wang Shouchang will never frown!" ”。

The second leper pursed his lips and said unconvinced: "Wang Shouchang, don't blow the air in front of the Taoist chief!" The Taoist chief doesn't know who you are, my second leper knows the roots, don't be scared to pee your pants when the time comes, it's time to burn high incense! ”。

Wang Shouchang was furious, propped up the table with both hands and shouted: "Second leper, you kid don't get cheap and sell well, be careful that Lao Tzu unscrews off your dog's head!" ”。

The second leper was still waiting to talk about it, but he heard Jia Laodao cough heavily! Although these two lepers are not stingy, they still understand some truth! He knew that if it wasn't for Jia Daochang's timely action today, he would have to suffer a lawsuit if he didn't get it right, so he was respectful to Jia Laodao, just like his father!

At that moment, he rolled his eyes and ignored Wang Shouchang! Jia Laodao waved his hand and called the proprietress and said, "Boss, what good wine and food do you have here, pick up the good ones, today I want to get drunk with these two brothers!" ”。

The proprietress twisted her waist, brought a burst of fragrant wind, and said in a loud voice: "Roar! I said, "This Dao Master, what kind of Dao method are you cultivating?" This wine is also drunk? Meat is also eaten? ”。

Jia Laodao laughed and said: "This way is not bound by those vulgar etiquette, of course this wine and meat are eaten!" ”。

The second leper secretly twisted the proprietress's buttocks, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law really has long hair and short knowledge, let's talk about the long ginseng, let alone drink wine and eat meat, you can still have children with a girl!" ”。

The proprietress knocked off the second leper's hand and said, "Second leper, are you dishonest again?" Forgot what you just asked your sister-in-law for? ”。

The second leper smiled and said, "How can I forget my sister-in-law's great kindness to me?" My sister-in-law feels sorry for me, and my second leper is a blind man who eats dumplings and knows it! ”。

The proprietress giggled and said, "It's good that you know, and it's not in vain to waste a piece of my sister-in-law's heart......!" ”。

After that, he waved his hand to drive away the crowd gathered outside, saying, "All scattered, all scattered!" There's nothing to see, go home and sleep! ”。

Everyone "boomed" and dispersed in all directions! I don't know who shouted in the crowd: "Boss, you go home and sleep with me!" ”。 These words caused a burst of laughter from everyone, and several people immediately chimed in: "That's right! Let's go home with our poor buddies and go sleepy! Brother Zeng, you lend your sister-in-law to us for one night, and let the brothers go to the fire too! ”。

What kind of wind and waves have the boss lady never seen? But as soon as these words came out, even her face couldn't hang up, the proprietress "Teng", the whole face was flushed, the pearl earrings on the ears kept shaking, and the smooth surface of the pearls reflected a hazy treasure light!

The proprietress rushed out of the restaurant, pointed at the crowd and shouted, "Which turtle bastard put the stinky fart just now?" There is a kind of you to stand up for your aunt and grandmother! Look at my aunt and grandmother don't hiss your stinky mouth! Come out, why have all the manly husbands become turtles with shrunken heads? I bah...... Go home and find your mom to go to the fire! Do you dare to bully the old lady? Go for your spring and autumn dreams! ”。

The proprietress leaned on the door and scolded bitterly, the vicious and novel patterns of her words were really unprecedented, and the people outside who were scolding were all scattered, so she stopped the scolding and walked back with her ass twisted! Seeing that the proprietress was still angry, the three of them didn't dare to provoke her, and the two lepers stuck out their tongues and whispered: "Dao Chief, people say that the green bamboo snake has a mouth, and the wasp has a needle on its tail, neither of them is poisonous, and it is the most poisonous woman's heart!" I didn't believe it in the past, but now it seems to be the case! ”。

Wang Shouchang "shh......h ”。

The second leper looked back and saw that the proprietress was holding a plate and walking towards them! The second leper was startled, shrunk his neck, arched his hand to Wang Shouchang and said, "Brother, thank you!" ”。 After a while, the table was already full of plates, although there was no delicacies from the mountains and seas, but it was also fragrant and greedy! Jia Lao asked for another jar of spirits, and the bowls were full of wine, so he fought with the two of them! The jar of wine they asked for has a famous name, called the stuffy donkey! The implication of this is self-evident, even if a donkey drinks it, it will still be knocked down, let alone a person! Therefore, after drinking a few bowls, the three of them all staggered and talked nonsense!

Jia Laodao was secretly happy in his heart, although he also drank a lot of wine, he was talented and drank a lot of wine! Back then, he followed his uncle to do Dharma for others, and he was stunned to drink all the men in a village, not to mention the two of them, even if there were ten or eight more, he would not be his opponent!

Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, Jia Laodao began to talk to the two of them, and he asked the second leper and said, do you say that the parents of the Liu gang leader are buried in the golden dragon of Lao Jingou, is it really true? The two lepers drank at this time, and they didn't even know their own parents, so naturally they knew everything, and their words were inexhaustible, so they burped at the moment, shook their heads and said: "Dao Chief, don't believe what I said!" To tell you the truth, the inside story is deep, and I also listened to the people around my grandmother, otherwise how would I know this? ”。

Jia Laodao pretended to be surprised and said, "Unexpectedly, you still know the people around the eldest grandmother?" What a disrespectful way to be poor! ”。

The second leper was triumphant, held the table and said: "The Taoist chief smiled, the little cousin is the maid who holds the dog for the eldest grandmother, and this matter is also the ...... she inadvertently mentioned when she heard the eldest grandmother!" ”。

Jia Laodao groaned: "If that's the case, where is this golden dragon?" ”。

The second leper laughed and said, "Who knows? ”。

Wang Shouchang heard it next to him, and he waved his hand and said, "Dao Chief, isn't this simple?" As long as they find the grave of their Liu family, won't they find the golden dragon? ”。

The second leper sneered, wiped the beads of sweat on his face, and rolled his tongue: "How can there be...... How can it be that simple? I...... I heard that their Liu family didn't have any graves, what I was afraid of was that someone would break his family's feng shui! ”。

Then, the second leper let out another breath of wine and asked Jia Laodao, "Dao Chief, why are you asking this?" Don't you want to dig up his family's ancestral grave! ”。

Jia Laodao was shocked, and said in his heart: "It's not good! Let him see the flaws! ”。 Just when I didn't know what to say, I saw Wang Shouchang pushing a handful of lepers next to him and said, "I said...... Two lepers, what did you kid say? With a person like the Taoist chief, can he still dig up other people's ancestral graves? Besides, didn't you say that the Liu family didn't have a grave at all, but they just wanted to dig and had nowhere to start? ”。

The second leper "giggled", put his arm on the shoulder of Wang Shouchang, and said: "What my brother said is reasonable, if I knew that the ancestral grave of their Liu family was buried there, maybe Lao Tzu would have dug it out a long time ago!" I've heard that the tomb alone contained two large carts of ......! ”。 The face of the second leper showed a greedy expression, and then a look of indignation!

Wang Shouchang glared at the two big and godless eyes, and asked the second leper, "Brother leper, why are you angry?" ”。

The second leper came back to his senses, slammed the bowl in his hand, and scolded: "His grandmother is a bear!" Daoist, do you say that there is still a heavenly principle in this world? Those who kill people for evil, those who are freshly clothed and angry with horses, call slaves and maids, and those who are cowardly and good, go to the ditches and are bullied! ”。

Wang Shouchang laughed and danced with his hands: "Wonderful, wonderful!" How dare you question God like this? Beware of letting Thunder hack alive! ”。