Text Chapter 164 Jia Laodao saves people
Jia Laodao set up a stall to tell fortunes during the day, and at night he always likes to spend a few big coins, find a restaurant, drink a few bowls of old wine, pinch a few peanuts, squint his eyes drunkly, and listen to the shouts of the surrounding fist orders, drunken abuse, bragging, and the coquettish voice of the boss's wife!
This kind of rice shop in Laojingou is to build a shed on the adjacent street, put a few greasy tables, and a few long benches, and the diners sit around the table, shouting five and drinking, and making a mess! The stove is set up in the house, that is, to make stir-fried vegetables and buy old wine, because the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, so the business is very hot!
At the door of the house, there were a few large vats, on which were pasted a few pieces of red paper, on which a few ink-colored words "wine" were written with a brush! Behind the vat stands a handsome proprietress of grace! She twisted her buttocks while lifting the lid of the wine jar, and for a while, the smell of wine filled the restaurant, which made people greedy!
Although the proprietress is not very beautiful, she is coquettish and charming, and she is sultry! Because of this proprietress, the business of this restaurant is much better than others! Most of the people who come to drink are gold diggers who work hard all day, they work hard all day, when the night comes, when the heat is exhausted, they are in groups of three or five, they want to serve a few small dishes, drink a few bowls of old wine, and the fatigue of the day suddenly disappears! If they can tell a few meat jokes to the proprietress and touch a few handfuls, it will make them rekindle their hope for life...... Although this hope has long been exhausted in the years of gold panning!
The proprietress seems to understand the thoughts of these lonely gold diggers, she doesn't care about the meat jokes told by these people, and even laughs with them, and turns a blind eye to their actions!
Busy on the stove is the husband of the proprietress, his surname is Zeng, and he is the eldest in the family, so everyone calls him big brother! Brother Zeng is shy and shy, he doesn't talk much for a day, and he doesn't look good! Jia Laodao heard someone say enviously: "What kind of virtue did this Zeng boss accumulate in his last life?" Let him marry such a daughter-in-law? I'm afraid I'm blind! ”。
Then, someone immediately quipped: "Second leper, you kid wants to go crazy with your daughter-in-law?" Otherwise, how can you drool when you see Brother Zeng's daughter-in-law? ”。
The second leper scolded: "Who keeps saliva, don't talk nonsense about you, don't talk nonsense, beware of letting Brother Zeng hear ......!" ”。
The man smiled and said in a mocking tone, "What if Brother Zeng hears it?" Do you think Brother Zeng doesn't know......? ”。
The second leper lowered his voice and asked, "What does Brother Zeng know?" ”。
The man looked inside the restaurant and whispered, "Don't you know?" I heard that my sister-in-law still has a leg with Mr. An of the Sands Gang! ”。
The second leper wrinkled his nose and said in disappointment: "What should I do!" This thing is in our old Jingou, it can't be said that everyone knows it, it's almost inseparable, what's so novel! ”。
The man said: "You say that this big brother Zeng is not cowardly, and he has made people cuckold on his head, and he is still ...... like no one!" ”。
The second leper shook his head and said meaningfully, "You don't understand this, do you?" This is the master! ”。
The man was amazed and said, "What do you mean by that?" ”。
The second leper smiled "hehe", took a sip of wine, took a bite of food, chewed it and said, "Who do you say is Mr. An?" That's the big celebrity next to the leader of the Sands Gang! ”。
The man nodded and said, "Yes, I heard that our manager An is like a thin monkey, and he can be as miserable as he wants, and you said that they were at that time...... Sister-in-law won't spit it out? ”。
The two laughed evilly, and the second leper continued: "You kid don't want to live anymore, if this word reaches the ears of Manager An, he won't cut off your tongue?" ”。
The man smiled and said, "Our brother talked in private, how can he know?" Tell me, why did Brother Zeng pretend not to know about his sister-in-law and Mr. An's hookup? ”。
The second leper said, "Are you stupid? If Brother Zeng makes trouble, what good will it do to him? Besides, who is Mr. An? That's a living Hades who kills people without blinking, unless Brother Zeng doesn't want to live anymore, he won't dare to turn his face with his sister-in-law! ”。
The man nodded and said, "You're right, this is called a knife for people, and I for fish and meat, who let the knife handle be pinched in someone's hand?" ”。
The second leper was proud, and then said: "Do you know how the Liu gang leader of the Jinsha Gang made his fortune? ”。
The man asked, "How did you get started?"
The second leper took a sip of wine, snorted the wine and said: "If you want to talk about the history of the Liu gang leader, it will be a long time, and I won't tell you the twists and turns, I will tell you about this feng shui ...... on their ancestral grave!"
So the two lepers drank wine and ate food at the same time, and intermittently told the general story of this matter! According to the second leper, this Liu gang leader originally did not have such a great blessing, and he can enjoy the current glory and wealth! As the saying goes, if you hit a foot, it's hard to find a foot! This Liu gang leader was originally just an ordinary person's life, why can he dominate one side and call for wind and rain now?
This is all because there is a master behind our Liu gang leader, and his parents' coffins were moved from the gate to our old Jingou, it is said that there is a golden dragon buried under the ground of this old Jingou, this golden dragon can not be seen by ordinary feng shui Mr.
Liu Gang Leader buried his parents on the top of this golden dragon, so he can keep him all the way with the wind and water, glory and wealth, I heard that he recently caught up with the powerful Wang Dashuai, it can be described as hot, the limelight is strong! But who knows the subtlety of this?
The two lepers were talking lively, and a red-faced man next to him hissed and sneered: "Two lepers, you kid can't read a single big character, what feng shui are you talking about here?" Do you know how to write the word Feng Shui? ”。
The second leper "poofed", stood up, and said with a change of color on his face: "Lao Tzu is illiterate, what does it matter to you kid?" If you don't like to listen, you can not listen to it, and what cheap things can you say? ”。
Not to be outdone, the red-faced man pushed the bowl and stood up, saying, "I can't get used to it, you kid still want to bite me?" ”。
The red-faced man didn't give the second leper any face at all, which made the second leper shocked and angry, he was originally a splash on the street, how could he endure this breath of birdishness? The next step hooked up the bench and copied it in his hand, and he was going to fight hard with the red-faced man!
I don't want to be pulled by a few acquaintances around me, and I can't show it! The red-faced man didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and shouted to himself: "Are you coming? Hit here? If you don't dare to fight, you are a turtle bastard! ”。 The second leper was furious, broke free from the shackles of everyone, picked up the bench, and smashed it firmly on the forehead of the red-faced man! The red-faced man screamed "ah", covered his forehead and fell back!
There was a sudden chaos in the restaurant, and everyone overturned the tables and chairs, rushed outside, and shouted: "Kill someone, kill someone!" The two lepers have killed people! ”。 The second leper was shocked, threw a stool, pointed at the people on the ground and shouted: "Don't play dead fuckingly, wait for grandpa to wake up, and then come to clean you up!" ”。 After that, he wanted to slip away from the crowd, but he didn't want to be grabbed by the proprietress, and the proprietress sneered: "Second leper, where are you going?" ”。
The second leper was so frightened that he trembled, and the cold sweat on his head fell down! He smiled at the proprietress and said, "Sister-in-law...... Sister-in-law, it turned out to be you? I've drunk too much wine, so I'll go back and sober up first......!" ”。
The proprietress smiled, pinched her waist with one hand and said, "I want to sober up!" This is easy to do, you will wake up at your sister-in-law's place! Why bother running all the way back? Besides, you messed up your sister-in-law's business and didn't even say hello, this is too much to say, right? ”。
The second leper was in a hurry to get out at this time, and he made a fool of the proprietress again and again, begging her to let him go, and he would be rewarded as a cow and a horse in the next life! Is the proprietress so easy to fool? At the moment, he grabbed it even more and refused to let go, so he had to wait for the official family to come!
The second leper was ruthless in his heart, and scolded the proprietress for stealing people to raise men, but she had no choice but to let her hold on like this! Everyone was noisy and shouting, but they saw a black blood flowing from under the red-faced man's head!
The crowd "buzzed" and stepped back in a big circle! A white-bearded old man, pointing at the second leper, trembled and said: "I said the second leper, you are a good man and a good man!" If you run away, let's all eat melons with you? ”。
The second leper couldn't slip away, so he bowed down and made a circle, saying: "Everyone, three old and four young, although my second leper is not a hero, he will never leave...... Sister-in-law, you let me go, I promise not to run away! ”。
The proprietress listened to his sincerity, and saw that there were people all around, so she let go of her hand and stood aside with her waist! Jia Laodao was still pouring himself a drink at this time, and he saw that the red-faced man's chest was still rising and falling slightly, and he was sure that the man was not dead! So he drank the last sip of wine in the bowl, burped comfortably, and staggered to his feet!
He walked to the side of the red-faced man, squatted down and turned him over, only to see that the man's face was like pale gold, only out of breath but not in breath, seeing that it was not good! Jia Laodao saw that a bloody hole was beaten on the corner of his forehead, and blood flowed all over the ground! So he went to the stove and removed the iron pot from the stove!
The proprietress was strange and asked Jia Laodao, "Dao Chief, what are you going to do?" ”。
Jia Laodao recited and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao wants to borrow something to save people!" ”。
The proprietress asked, "What is it?" ”。
Jia Laodao pointed to the black ash under the pot and said, "It's the black ash under this pot!" ”。
The proprietress said curiously: "The black ash at the bottom of this pot can still save people?" Dao Chief, take as much as you want, it's important for us to save people! ”。
Jia Laodao immediately grabbed a handful of black ash, smeared it on the wound of the red-faced man, took out the five elements to stop bleeding from his arms, gave the man a few, and then pinched the red-faced man's middle man, and the red-faced man immediately said "um", and woke up leisurely!