Chapter 16: Are You Coming?
Lin Boudoir turned around and looked at him, her eyes were bright and flickering, learning from his ruffianism, and there was a ruffian smile on the corner of her mouth. Well, the standard riffraff smiles.
I couldn't hold back for three seconds, coughed lightly to hide my smile, shook my head, and said calmly: "Little ruffian, you just sober up here, I still have serious things to do, and I have classes in the afternoon!" ”
"The master is not drunk, alas? Don't say it, sir, I haven't been to class for a long time--vomit-" After saying that, he turned his head again and vomited at the flower bed. After spitting, take a tissue from your pocket and wipe the corners of your mouth. His face twitched, his face was not quite right, he gritted his teeth, as if he was enduring something, his face was even more flushed, I don't know if it was because he was drunk, he lowered his voice, "Hey, do you have a tissue?" ”
Looking at his expression, Lin Boudoir can roughly guess one or two.
"What do you say? I have to hear it very clearly! "That's right, she did it on purpose.
I saw him lick his dry lips, his face turned red, and he scratched his head embarrassedly: "I asked you if you had any tissues!" Sir, I-"
"Haha, do you want to ......" The lazy man peed a lot, Lin Bou glanced down at his clothes, and looked helpless, "I'm sorry, I'm too anxious to go out." ”
"I'll ...... You're still not a woman, are you? Originally, his bright eyes went out in an instant, he was holding his stomach, his face was red, and he looked angry and ruined, as if he looked better.
"Uh-huh, don't you know I'm not a woman? Want a tissue? Turn left in front of you, there is a small shop, go buy it yourself! Lin Bou held the umbrella, and Lin Boudoir looked down at Gu Wen in a play-watching posture, "Tsk, little ruffian, I see that you are dying, so let's buy it as soon as possible!" Holding too much is not good for the kidneys!! ”
"I can't do it anymore...... You-you go buy me a pack of tissues, I will definitely ...... in the future, sir. Thank you! After speaking, I saw him get up from the ground in embarrassment, his legs closed, and walk towards the public toilet not far away.
Tough steps......
The four big words of public toilet are like life-saving straws, which have a fatal attraction for him.
"Damn, it stinks!"
Lin Boudoir blinked, what did she buy? "Hey...... I don't have cash, and the grandma in front of me only accepts cash. ”
"Rely on ......" Gu Wen leaned in a sullen voice, stared at the wall in front of him with a killing look, took out a thin black wallet from behind his buttocks, bent over, and threw the wallet out with force, the arc was amazing, this is probably the strength of people when they are in a hurry.
After throwing it away, he immediately approached the toilet quickly.
……
Lin Boudoir picked up his lost wallet from the ground, patted off the dust on it, and opened the wallet with the momentum...... Six bank cards, including two gold cards, this little kid is really rich!
If she just took her wallet away at this moment, would she be killed? In the future, you have to hug your thighs often! The ghost smiled.
After a while, when she returned to the alley with a tissue, she could hear the roar of the public toilet in the distance.
“…… Lin Boudoir......"
"Ahhh......h Are you here? Damn, you won't kidnap my wallet and leave! ”
"What about people? No way! ”
"Are you here? Wait for the master, I will go out and sell you in minutes......"
"Are you here??"
……
Boom! In less than two minutes, Lin Bou felt that she had listened to all the dirty words.
"Scold again, scold me again!"
In the next second, his thief laughter came from the public toilet, "Are you back?" Throw the tissues in......"