"Do I have hemorrhoids on my face? Have you listened to me? - What do you think? I've been calling you for a long time! The advisor blinked, a little impatient.

Hemorrhoids??

Gu Wen's dissatisfied voice echoed in his ears, pulling Lin Boudo's thoughts back from the memories.

Lin Bou coughed lightly to hide her smile, shook her head, and said calmly: "I'm drunk again." ”

Laughing and groaning, the original owner was a quiet girl, and she never thought that she would be mixed with him. In my memory, the relationship between these two people gradually changed from strangers to seniors, and then to the current buddy-like relationship.

"Master is not drunk, hey, don't say it, Master I seem to be here every time I meet you, this is really a treasure! Vomit—" After saying that, he turned his head again and vomited at the flower bed. After spitting, he took out a tissue from his pocket, wiped the corners of his mouth, and laughed self-deprecatingly: "Next time, let's have a drink together." ”

"Don't drink so much all the time, the world is so chaotic now, you look so good-looking, what if a drunk treats you as a girl? And your wave of ex-girlfriends, the aftermath has not been dealt with, and you dare to come out for a night walk! I'm really convinced! She squinted at him, blushing, but her head was clear.

“…… Gotta get it, sir, I can't tell you every time! Just don't drink it in the future. ”

Lin Boudoir nodded with satisfaction and greeted her with a smile: "Hehe, the little ruffian is listening to me more and more." If Gu Wen lost a strand of hair, she would definitely go up and touch his head to show that the master was satisfied with him.

"Uh--" He hiccuped, patted his chest, and continued, "Hey, where have you been?" I wanted to go out with you last night, and I didn't reply to your WeChat message. ”

How could she tell him this, silently rolled her eyes. Without her, wouldn't this little ruffian have a lot of fun! "I didn't go anywhere, I just slept."

"You liar! After you left school last night, you never stepped back to the dormitory, you girl, don't run around! He frowned, displeased.

"What? You don't care about yourself and start taking care of me? When did you start caring so much about me? - Wouldn't it?? —" She put her index finger to her mouth and made a look of sudden realization.

"What the hell is called! No seriousness all day! ”

"You're not going to have a crush on me, are you?"

"Ha, sir, I'm going to take a fancy to you as a woman? I'm almost blind! ”

"Tsk, who knows! Please don't do me any trouble! Lin Boudoir folded her hands.

Lin Boudoir pursed her mouth, Gu Wen's ex-girlfriend is simply endless, and she will change one every few days. Sometimes, Lin Bou feels that Gu Wen's life is like the days of the emperor in ancient feudal society, where there are concubines from three palaces and six courtyards waiting to be flopped every day. One wave is not finished, and another wave of new one comes, endlessly.

The problem is that those ex-girlfriends, one is smarter than the other, beautiful, and she has a good figure.

On Gu Wen's reputation in school, it can be said that it is "stinky" and famous!

Everyone knows that there is a superb scumbag in the drama school, a famous ruffian in the school, a drunken maniac, who loves beautiful women, does not return home all day and night, fools around outside, and does not concentrate on his studies. It stands to reason that this kind of person should be punished by everyone, and the strange thing is that no matter how bad Gu Ming's reputation is, there are still women who follow behind his ass.

What is the principle of heaven? Is it because he's good-looking?

After examining him for a few seconds, he found that he was still slightly drunk as usual, and there was nothing serious, so he didn't bother to take care of it.

Turn around and walk backwards.

Gu Wen: "Huh? Are you just leaving? Aren't you with me? ”