"My lord, what did the subordinate do wrong to make you so angry?" Qin Xiao asked puzzled.

"You kid doesn't remember who his real father is, do you?"

"Of course Xia Guan remembers, Xia Guan's father is called Qin Kui."

"I'm talking about your reborn parents!"

"If you talk about reborn parents, I think there is only one person in the world who can be called my reborn father, he is tall and handsome, full of manliness, and wise and brave, he is also the feudal official of the Ming Dynasty, he is my most beloved and lovely governor Lord Yang!"

Zhao Xiaowu, who was standing behind Yang Yinglong, almost vomited nauseously, and Zhao Qiaoer, who was sitting on the side, was also amused.

"You kid still know that Lao Tzu is your reborn parent! Lao Tzu uprooted you from the nine-rank sesame official to the fifth-grade at once, why don't you have any trees in your heart?! ”

"Why didn't Xia Guan count? Since Xia Guan became the deputy envoy of the Shizhu Division, he took the soldiers to inspect the counties every day, and never dared to slack off! Qin Xiao said aggrievedly.

"That's a! Since Lao Tzu promoted you, Lao Tzu has drunk a sip of water from you! Yang Yinglong took a sip of tea and was so angry that he put the tea bowl heavily on the coffee table.

"My lord just stopped drinking a few sips of my water."

"I'll kill your turtle son-" Before Yang Yinglong could stretch out his hand, Zhao Xiaowu immediately jumped out to save the beauty heroically.

"Brother-in-law, Gongzi Qin has long been my person, if you beat him, it is equivalent to beating your brother-in-law, sister, what should I do if my brother-in-law beats me?"

Zhao Qiao'er glared at Yang Yinglong without anger.

Yang Yinglong immediately stopped, but he still spoke with thorns.

"Qin Liangyu, is the prince your father?"

"My lord, the prince is one year older than me, how can it be my own father?"

"And what good did he give you?"

"I don't know him, what good can he give me?"

"Then you are a black chicken and a red date, filial piety to him!"

"Xia Guan is filial to the prince on the surface, but in fact, he is filial to you!"

"You fart, Lao Tzu didn't even drink the black chicken soup residue, where did you go to filial piety?"

Qin Xiao said disapprenously: "My lord, the prince is the prince of the Ming Dynasty, the future of the great tomorrow, we are all courtiers, and I am your subordinate, I am very happy to serve the prince, the prince must think that you are the leader who has trained his subordinates well, in order to serve the prince in place, the next step is to serve the prince tea, pour water, carry the night pot, wash his feet and rub his back and wipe his buttocks, and when he returns to Beijing, he will definitely praise the holy general, and the saint is happy, maybe he will give you a promotion!" ”

Yang Yinglong pursed his lips: "So I have to thank you kid, old Yang?" ”

"The adult is the reborn parent of the lower official, and the lower official is just repaying your great kindness like this, and the adult does not need to thank you. However, in order to come up with this method of filial piety, Xia Guan really took great pains! ”

"The prince has an anal fissure, I heard that licking the wound with his tongue can relieve the pain, you go and lick the wound for the prince, then he will be happier."

"No problem, for the sake of you, my lord, the lower official is to suck the carbuncle and lick the hemorrhoids for the prince, so what's the matter!"

"Why are you going to Xiao Xiaoxiao?" Zhao Xiaowu pulled Qin Xiao, who turned around to leave.

"I'm going to lick the prince's ass!"

"Brother-in-law, Xiao Xiaoxiao is my person, how can I lick other people's butts casually!"

"Just such a stupid pig stupid boy, what do you want him to do!"

Qin Xiao defended himself: "My lord, although Xia Guan is not particularly smart, he is not a stupid pig!" ”

"If you weren't a stupid pig, would you be able to shoot the prince's ass? Hundreds of civil and military officials inside and outside the court, you stupid pig treat him as a person. ”

"Why don't you treat the prince as a human being?"

"Don't talk about the little prince, it's the prince and his father, we don't treat him as a human being!"

"What should you be?"

"Be a monkey!"

Qin Xiao hurriedly covered Yang Yinglong's mouth, and said in a low and frightened voice: "This can't be nonsense, my lord, you are a big disrespectful crime!" ”

"If this is called disrespectful, then what crime should Lao Tzu call if they plan to kill the little prince?"

Qin Xiao was terrified: "My lord, this joke can't be made." ”

"No kidding, the nine thousand years old have already prepared the poisonous wine, just wait for the little prince to go back and drink it."

Qin Xiao didn't dare to imagine, "Why did the nine-thousand-year-old kill the prince?" ”

"According to Jinyiwei's investigation, Zhu Chang'an, the king of Qi, had conspired with Wang Zhizhong, the former secretary of the military department, to bring down the nine thousand years old. Zhu Changan was not so lucky, the nine-thousand-year-old informant put slow medicine diamond powder in his meal, and finally died a few days ago. ”

"Since the two of them are conspiring, why do you want to kill the crown prince?" Qin Xiao looked stupid.

"The crown prince was brought up by Zhu Changan, and he and Wang Zhizhong wanted to bring down the nine thousand years old, in order to establish the prince's prestige in the court. The prince's prestige has gone up, where will he put the nine thousand years old? If you don't kill him, he won't even be able to sleep well at the age of nine thousand. ”

"Kill the crown prince, nine thousand years old do you want to be the emperor yourself?"

"He doesn't even have a hammer, what do you use to be an emperor. Jiu Qian-seo discussed with me, saying that when Zhu Youzhen was killed, he would choose a stupid and stupid prince from among the sons of the emperor Laozi, so that even if the emperor Laozi was gone, the new emperor who helped him could control it. ”

"It's not easy to find a stupid and stupid prince."

Yang Yinglong shook his head, "But isn't it, Emperor Laozi has eleven sons left, one is shrewd and one is shrewd, and they don't like Jiuqian-year-old very much, how to choose if Jiuqian-year-old is having a headache." ”

"Then don't choose, the princes have all read the books of sages since they were young, how can they be stupid and stupid? But if you have to pick a strange point, I think this prince is still the first to bear the brunt! ”

Yang Yinglong: "How do you say this?" ”

"Although the prince is not stupid, stupid, stupid, or stupid, he is lustful, and he has reached the point of suffering if he does not have sex for a day; Also, although I've only met him a few times, I think this prince is weak by nature—"

Zhao Xiaowu smiled: "If he is not weak, he can make my ass full of blood!" You haven't seen it, our little frugal prince is even more sassy than a little lady in bed! Brother-in-law, if you don't believe it, you can try, I'm sure he can make you swoon! ”

Zhao Qiao'er pulled her face, "Zhao Xiaowu, just the dozen or so mothers-in-law in your brother-in-law's house are enough for your sister to endure all day, and you still want to get a man to compete for my favor?!" You think your sister is hard! ”

"Sister, I just said it casually, brother-in-law, don't try it!"

"Try a fart! I'm still afraid of making! ”

"My lord, with your current intelligence, can you control the crown prince?" Qin Xiao asked Yang Yinglong.

"Old Yang, I killed him like crushing an ant." Yang Yinglong replied disdainfully.

"What about nine thousand years old?"

"Nine thousand years old kills him, and it's even more effortless."

"How is the crown prince to the nine thousand years old and you?"

Yang Yinglong said proudly: "Old Yang, I'm not bragging, in front of me, the little prince is like a grandson, I said that the sun rises in the west, he definitely doesn't dare to say it's the east!" Of course, he is also a grandson in front of the 9,000-year-old. ”

Zhao Qiao'er said: "That's true, every time the prince sees your governor, he always opens his mouth and closes his mouth Yang Qing, and even every time he sees me, he is respectful." ”

"That's great! Instead of trying to re-elect a disobedient one, it's better not to change people, anyway, even if this weak and lustful prince becomes the emperor in the future, he will definitely not be able to escape the palm of your hand and the nine thousand years old. ”

"That makes sense. I'll go back and talk to Nine Thousand Years Old. ”

"My lord, is the lower official smart?" Qin Xiao said proudly, "If you can give Xia Guan a little more promotion, and change Xia Guan from the subordinate character of the fifth grade to a positive one, then Xia Guan will give you another trick, so that you can completely control the little prince in the palm of your hand." ”

"You finish talking first, and then Lao Tzu will decide whether to give you a promotion or not."

"Yes! Aren't you going to give the little prince a beauty pageant, tell me that you don't choose either, just send the daughter of Shizhu Tongzhi Qiu to the little prince, and directly let the little prince crown her as the princess, the little prince will definitely not dare to disobey. The daughter of the Qiu family is the nine-thousand-year-old goddaughter, and when the little prince becomes the emperor, the nine-thousand-year-old will naturally become the ruler of the Ming Dynasty! At that time, the country of the Ming Dynasty will not still be what his old man says! ”

"Qin Liangyu, you kid is too thief! Ge Laozi, Lao Yang, I have a twenty-room wife and concubine, a son born in all waters, if I have a daughter, Lao Yang, I have to stuff the little prince as a princess, then Lao Yang I will also make a national abbot! ”

"Xiaguan heard from the acting Tusi Zhao, my lord, you and Jiu Qian-seo are brothers and sisters, Jiu Qian-seo is the national abbot, of course you are also the uncle of the country!"

Yang Yinglong was amused and laughed.

"My lord, can this clever move of the lower official be worth the promotion of the official to half a grade?"

"Totally worthy! But-" Yang Yinglong's face was embarrassed, "Liangyu, a few days ago, I raised you from the ninth rank to the fifth grade at once, and those brothers under me were very complaining, and it didn't take long for me to promote you again, and the brothers would probably have to scold your mother behind your back, because I accepted all their gifts, but the official hasn't promoted people yet." That's it, don't care about the promotion of that product, how about Lao Tzu accepting you as a righteous son! After all these years, Lao Tzu has not confiscated a righteous son! ”

What the? You want to take me as his godson? This is unexpected, but this also fully shows that Yang Yinglong already trusts me, so just admit it, anyway, there is no harm!

"Meet your godfather and godmother! I wish my godfather a long life! I wish my godmother more and more young and beautiful! Qin Xiao immediately knelt down and kowtowed to Yang Yinglong three times.

"Good son, good son!" Yang Yinglong was overjoyed and helped Qin Xiao up.

"This kid has such a sweet mouth!" Zhao Qiaoer immediately entered the role of her "godmother", in fact, she was only one year older than Qin Xiao.