082 Anal fissure
Qiu Chengyun came back, and at a glance he saw that his precious fish were all floating......
Feng Lin was startled by Daddy's exclamation, and then noticed the tragic situation in the pool, and couldn't help but say in surprise: "Why are they all dead!" ”
"Just feed you like this, can you not hold on to death! My fish, you, you! Qiu Chengyun looked at the dead fish with pity and chagrin.
"Aren't they just a few fish, as for Daddy." Feng Lin pursed his lips and looked at Daddy dissatisfied.
"I've been raising them for nearly ten years, from less than an inch long, and finally they have grown to such a big size, and now it's over, and you're all going to die."
"When I become the queen, when the time comes, I will give all the pools in the Imperial Garden of the Forbidden City to Daddy to raise goldfish!"
"What a queen, what the Forbidden City, what the Imperial Garden. Lin'er, what did you say? ”
Feng Lin woke up from his dream at this time, "It's not Daddy, I'm talking about playing." ”
"You girl." Qiu Chengyun sat down next to his daughter, "Lin'er, you are eighteen years old this year." ”
"What's wrong, Daddy?"
"I'm about to become an old girl, what's wrong with you, Daddy is worried about you."
Feng Lin threw a roll of his eyes at Daddy, "It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." ”
Qiu Chengyun was dumbfounded, "I'm your father, can you talk to your father like this?" Even if I'm not your father, these vulgar slang can't come out of your mouth, you are a lady, what kind of system have you become! Who did you learn from? ”
"I learned from Qin Liangyu."
"Can't you learn something from other people? Don't learn these foul words. ”
"What can I learn from him? Anyway, I won't be with him in the future. ”
"Why?"
"Daddy, didn't you see it, Qin Liangyu him, he ...... Anyway, if you were there, you'd have to vomit everything you eat. ”
"Don't always stare at other people's shortcomings, people also have advantages."
"Does he have any merits?"
"Why not, he has no merits, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can stick to him all day long? Can't you learn from other people's ingenuity? ”
"I'm a girl's family, what do you do all day long?"
"Share your worries for His Royal Highness the Prince."
"What worries about him?"
"You kid, you've been stupid at home all day. You shouldn't have been left at home all day. ”
"Before leaving the cabinet, you must not go out of the door at home, and after leaving the cabinet, you must teach your husband and children at home, isn't this right?"
Qiu Chengyun was speechless for a while, and only said after a while, "Lin'er, the prince is in poor health, don't you go and take a look?" ”
"What's wrong with Ming Gongzi?" Feng Lin stood up anxiously.
"Daddy doesn't know what the specific condition is, anyway, when I went to see it, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was already lying on the bed and couldn't get out of bed."
"So serious! Daddy, I'm going to see Ming Gongzi! ”
As soon as Feng Lin went out, he bumped into Qin Xiao head-on.
"Fenglin, why are you going?"
Although on the edge of the ripple pool, Feng Lin did feel disgusted when he saw Qin Xiao wearing women's clothes, but when he saw that people took the initiative to match the good things between himself and Ming Gongzi, he suddenly felt that Qin Xiao was also quite good...... Everything is transferred to their own belonging!
"Liangyu, my father explained that Gongzi is in poor health, and I want to go and see."
"That's what I meant to tell you."
"Let's go!"
"What's the hurry?" Qin Xiao grabbed Feng Lin's sleeve, "Feng Lin, do you like Ming Gongzi?" ”
"What are you talking about?" Feng Lin replied a little shyly.
"Just say if you like it or not, this is what Ming Gongzi asked me to ask, anyway, he likes you a lot, but he is embarrassed to open up to you. If you don't like him, forget it, I'll say that you already have a marriage contract with someone else, so as not to refute the face of Ming Gongzi, after all, he is a prince. ”
"What kind of marriage contract, the thousand times are gone, who am I marrying?"
"That's what you like?"
"Hate you."
"As long as you listen to me obediently, I promise to send you into the arms of Ming Gongzi!"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Follow me."
Qin Xiao came to the market with Fenglin and bought two black chickens, a catty of red dates, a catty of longan, half a catty of angelica, and half a catty of wolfberry. Then he rushed to the Tusi Mansion, because just as they were buying black chickens, Qin Xiao saw the honor guard of the Governor enter Tusi City.
Yang Yinglong entered the Tusi Mansion and went straight to the bedroom of the prince of the dormitory. Qin Xiao and Feng Lin also entered the hospital afterwards.
Qin Xiao decided not to show his face first, and when the governor and the prince talked, he would interject in the words, so as not to make his role too blunt.
In the bedroom, the four guards pulled a yellow cloth to form a wall in front of the dragon couch, through the cloth wall, you can vaguely see the prince lying on the dragon couch and moaning, accompanied by the royal doctor Wang, Zhao Xiaowu and Wang Chengen swaying in front of the dragon couch.
After a while, the cloth wall was removed, and people saw the prince lying on the bed with a twisted face in pain. There was a piece of gauze on the table, and the gauze was stained with blood.
"It's all my fault, baby, I'll be careful next time." Zhao Xiaowu sat on the edge of the bed and comforted the prince.
"You still want next time, I don't want it, I don't want you anymore!" Zhu Youzhen shouted in pain.
Zhao Xiaowu: "Don't be a little frugal, next time I promise to be lighter, I swear!" ”
"I order you in the name of the prince of the prison country, get out!" Zhu Youzhen roared angrily.
"Obey the order!" Zhao Xiaowu ran away with a smoke.
"Imperial Doctor, our prince is fine, right?" Yang Yinglong dragged Imperial Physician Wang aside and asked.
"The old man has applied medicine to the wound of the master, and then took the decoction internally, and the wound will be completely healed in about a month."
"That's good." Yang Yinglong came to Zhu Youzhenlong's couch and said with a smile: "Prince, you get better quickly, Lao Yang, I have found more than a dozen handsome children for you, all of them are wild flavors that you like." ”
"Dozen? That's great! Zhu Youzhen patted the pillow happily, and suddenly bared his teeth in pain, "Imperial Doctor Wang, when will I be able to have the joy of fish and water with the young men again?" ”
"Master, no matter when you are in the future, you can no longer have pleasure with men."
"Why?" Zhu Youzhen was shocked.
"Previously, in the capital, because of the pleasure with the man, the door has been broken three times, and the amount of bleeding is greater than the first, especially this time. If the master does this again, I'm afraid that the bleeding will be more serious next time! In the long run, the wound will be difficult to heal, and the new injury and old disease will come and go, and then I am afraid that the master will have to worry about his life! Please also ask the master to rein in the precipice! The Imperial Physician wiped his tears and knelt on the ground.
Seeing this, Wang Chengen also knelt down.
"The minister Qin Liangyu and the people's daughter Qiu Fenglin respectfully invite His Royal Highness the Prince of the Prison Kingdom to Sheng'an!"
Zhu Youzhen has been anxious about why Qin Xiao didn't come at this time, and when he heard Qin Xiao's voice at this time, he finally put his heart down, but Qin Xiao's behavior was a little ridiculous:
Two black chickens were tied with ropes, one left and one right, hanging around their necks, and they were carrying four cloth bags of all sizes in their hands, like a big mountain cannon.
Yang Yinglong said: "Qin Liangyu, have you, the deputy envoy of Shizhu, changed his career to a seller?" ”
"Back to the Governor, Xia Guan heard that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had a loss of qi and blood, Xia Guan hurriedly went to the market to buy some things to replenish Qi and blood, including black chicken, angelica, red dates, longan and wolfberry, these things are boiled in a casserole, and the effect of replenishing qi and blood is very good, Feng Lin is an expert in making soup, and Xia Guan specially called her to make soup for His Royal Highness the Prince!"
"It's very filial, you kid." Yang Yinglongpi said with a smile.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is our Ming Prince, how can the lower officials not be filial."
"You will be so sloppy at a young age, and your kid has a bright future in the future."
"Your Excellency the Governor! His Royal Highness the Prince, the ministers have already asked you to say goodbye, why don't you let us get up? ”
Yang Yinglong rushed to speak: "The prince has shed so much blood, what is An, you can kneel first, so that you can show that you are even more filial." Miss Fenglin, get up quickly, the ground is cold, if the ice breaks the body, nine thousand years old will be blamed, Lao Yang, I can't afford it! ”
Kneeling is kneeling, you dead old man will wait for the young lady, and you will look good in the future!
"Yang Qing is right, Qin Liangyu, you kneel."
"Yes! Feng Lin, you quickly stew these for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Qin Xiao stuffed the black chicken and cloth bag into Feng Lin's arms, and Wang Chengen hurriedly stepped forward to help, and went to the kitchen with Feng Lin.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can rest assured, after drinking Fenglin's soup, you will soon be alive and well!"
"I can't enjoy the fun with the young men, what's the point of me being alive." The prince looks like he has nothing to love.
Yang Yinglong muttered to himself: Then are you dead?
Qin Xiao said: "Anyway, it's all happy, why does His Royal Highness the Crown Prince care if he is with a man or a woman, since he can't be happy with a man, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can be happy with a woman!" ”
Zhu Youzhen was very surprised and said: "It's okay with women?" ”
This forced pretending is so good, even Qin Xiao believes it is true!
Governor Yang almost turned his back on his back, he looked at the prince's unconfused appearance, and was sure that the prince was not pretending, he whispered to the imperial doctor beside him: "Is there something wrong with the prince's brain?" ”
"There's nothing wrong with it, the master has been raised in the deep palace since he was a child, and he stays with a group of eunuchs all day long, the emperor and his old man are busy with carpenter work all day long, and he doesn't care about the affairs of the master's children at all, the master has almost never seen a woman, and he has no concept in his head for men and women."
"That's right."
Zhu Youzhen: "Yang Qing, then you can pick a few good women for me as soon as possible, and I'll try it." ”
"Little meaning, Lao Yang, I'll send dozens of them to the prince tomorrow!"
"There is Lao Yangqing." After Zhu Youzhen finished speaking, he quietly gave Qin Xiao a playful look while Yang Yinglong was not paying attention.
OK! - Phased victory, next, it's time to help the pure and stupid Fenglin little pot friend break down!
As Qin Xiao expected, when she came out of the Tusi Mansion, the Governor was about to settle accounts with her immediately, and the Governor was quite face-saving and came to the door in person.
Sitting down in the flower hall, Yang Yinglong always stared directly at Qin Xiao standing in front of him, staring at him for a quarter of an hour, and with that look, he couldn't wait to put Qin Xiao in a casserole and stew it into a pot of black chicken soup to eat.
"Lao Tzu can't wait to make your kid into black chicken soup and stew!" - Sure enough.
Lord Governor spat and squirted Qin Xiao's face.