Chapter 1 Barcodes
"Call the command center, call the command center, I'm the SWAT Brigade Officer Number 114057. The suspect in the 307 homicide was found and was now driving a black Camry sedan, car number XX2434, fleeing north from Anritsu Road. Two police officers were in pursuit, unable to tell whether the other party was in possession of a firearm or not, and asked for support, for support. Zhou Yu sat in the co-pilot's seat, holding a handset and calling to the command center of the city bureau.
"Police officer 114057, please keep pursuing, keep pursuing, there are many civilians in the urban area, don't shoot rashly and force the suspect to the suburbs. Wait for support, wait for support, please reply when you receive it. "There are instructions from the command center from the handstand.
Replying to a fart, Zhou Yu slammed the handpiece on the car charging base. The suspect, Lin, was an outlaw with formal military training in northern Burma, carrying a long and short gun and holding five or six lives in his hand. Chasing but not fighting is extremely risky. If he is allowed to kidnap civilians as hostages, the consequences will be unimaginable.
"What to do? Chief. Xiao Li, who was driving, flashed past two cars with a foot of fuel and chased the Camry straight over.
"Chasing, people must be in hand. When special support came, the cucumber dishes were cold. Zhou Yu gritted his teeth fiercely, took out the pistol on his waist, opened the safe, and the bullet was loaded. With his other hand, he picked up the microphone and shouted, "The car in front of you pulls over and gets checked." The car in front pulls over and is inspected. ”
The cars around them slowed down when they heard the sound, and only the Camry was like a wild horse off the leash, which sped up and fled forward like crazy.
"Bump him." Zhou Yu saw that there was still a distance of about two meters from the Camry, and while issuing instructions, he quickly picked up the seat belt buckle and inserted it on the other side. The driver, Xiao Li, was not ambiguous, and stepped on the accelerator to the end. I saw the Sonata police car roar out and crash into the rear of the Camry. Due to the high-speed driving, the front and rear cars suddenly collided, and one flew towards the isolation zone in a 360-degree circle, and a loud bang hit the isolation belt, emitting white smoke. The police car slid and overturned one by one, and the roof of the shed slid forward for more than 20 meters before stopping, and the left and right airbags were all opened.
After rolling in the air, Zhou Yu felt as if he had vomited, and the red and white things spit on his face, but fortunately, his hands and feet were not broken, he groped for the buckle to pop off, and the door was already deformed. He kicked the shattered front windshield hard, and after three blows, the windshield kicked open, and he picked up a broken glass bucket to break the airbag and struggled to crawl out of the car.
A few minutes passed, he climbed out of the car with difficulty, shook his head, although he was awake, but he did not recover after the violent impact, he felt top-heavy, a bit like a hangover, and walked straight in circles. Turning to look at the driver's seat, Xiao Li had already fainted. He didn't care so much, quickly took out the pistol at his waist, and limped in front of the smoke-smoking Camry to check on the suspect.
The front of the car driven by the suspect was deeply embedded in the partition, and the sedan was stunned into a hatchback. Looking inside the cobweb-like shattered windshield, it seems that there are two people, who don't know whether they are dead or alive. Zhou Yu held the gun in both hands, aimed at the two, and shouted: "The people inside raise their hands and put them where I can see them." ”
It was dead silent, and no sound came out.
Zhou Yu moved closer a little, went around to the co-pilot's side, and smashed the shattered glass with a hammer, and finally saw the No. 1 suspect Lin, who was hanging his head and stuck in the seat, the airbag did not pop out for some reason, and the front panel of the car was tightly pressed against his chest.
Because the vehicle was badly deformed, the doors could not be opened. Zhou Yu tried to pull him out of the passenger window, but just as he was holding the collar of Lin's clothes with both hands, he saw the man slowly raise his head, squint his eyes and smile, and said angrily: "Die, die together." ”
Zhou Yu's heart was tight, and the avenue was not good. was about to retreat, but saw Lin raise his right hand, spread his five fingers, and a * was in the palm of his hand, and the firing pin had bounced. Then there was a loud bang, and I didn't know anything.
When he regained consciousness, Zhou Yu felt light and fluttering, as if he was floating in the air, but it didn't seem to be. It's wet all around, what does it feel like? He tried hard to open his eyes, but he couldn't see, and it was completely dark. It drifted and drifted like this, and I don't know how long it was, but there was some faint light ahead.
When he looked closer, it turned out to be a torch, and by the light of the torch, he could see his surroundings clearly. It turned out that he was floating on a river, the water was as dark as ink and cold and bitter. Every short distance in the river, a humanoid body floated, not knowing whether it was alive or dead.
Am I dead? Zhou Yu asked himself suspiciously, but he knew that no one could give him an answer, so he continued to look up. The flow of the river gradually slowed down, and there were more and more torches on the bank, which seemed to be hanging on the cliffs on both sides, and the shore was more than ten meters ahead. He gathered his pupils with great force, and saw clearly that there were two people on the shore, who couldn't see clearly, but they were dressed very strangely, both wearing white robes, with white hats, some like chef's hats, and holding something in the shape of a hook about a meter long and short in his hand to hook these people who didn't know whether they were dead or alive, and carried them ashore.
The one who went ashore was pulled up by a white-robed little brother, took out a seal-like thing from his arms and poked it on the door of his head, and he seemed to be angry, stood upright, and walked straight forward. Zhou Yu glanced in the direction he was walking in, gasped, and saw that there were people in front of him, lined up in a long line, one after the other, with uniform movements, walking step by step into the distance. The team couldn't see the edge, but felt that it was winding downward, serpentine forward.
When he was on his own, Zhou Yu waited for the little brother to carry him ashore, and before he could stand firmly, he grinned at the man and asked, "Dare to ask this friend, where is this?" ”
"Where? Don't you know where this is? How did you get to it yourself? The little brother looked at him with disgust and pulled him aside impatiently.
The other little brother took out the seal from his bosom and was about to put it on his head as he spoke. Zhou Yu grabbed his hand and said, "Big brother, if you have something to say, you have something to say." Dude, I really don't know. ”
The stamped little brother was a sharp voice, and replied to him angrily: "Behind you is the River Styx, and in front of you is the underworld, isn't it clear?" As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yu's goosebumps all over his body rose, it seems that Lao Tzu is really dead, dead completely.
"Come, hurry up and cover the QR code, don't delay the work of the two of us, Nima Yi* This job do you think Lao Tzu is willing." This QR code is your lifetime serial number, without the serial number you can't pass the portal, go you. "I'll go, this underworld is so advanced, it's all covered with QR codes. He stiffened his neck and endured a button, the seal was cold, but it didn't hurt when it was covered on his head.
"Don't say that Lao Tzu didn't remind you, you should be sharper on your feet when you walk this road to the underworld. If you fall behind, you won't be able to catch up with reincarnation. And remember, don't look back, you will become a pig in your next life, and you can't lift your head and see the sky for the rest of your life. The little brother muttered, and reminded him warmly.
I walked forward like this, and I don't know how long. There is no external light in this underworld except for torch lighting, and it is impossible to distinguish day from night. Zhou Yu silently followed the team, with mixed feelings in his heart. I was so brave and righteous, although I deserved to die, but I haven't done enough of the criminal police. Grandma's, just like that, the outlaw surnamed Lin is in the way, and I always feel panicked. Thinking about it, he hated it so much.
Suddenly, the team that had been moving stopped, and everyone seemed to be looking forward at something, and Zhou Yu was so far away that he couldn't see anything. But I only heard someone in front of me talking loudly, and it sounded like a mother-in-law.
After a few minutes, he moved a step, and finally saw the situation clearly in front of him when there were still dozens of meters left. It turned out to be a mother-in-law, stirring something in a large cauldron, and then picking up a bowl and giving it to everyone to drink. My day, this can't be Meng Po. It's over, after drinking this Meng Po soup, I will forget the memories of my previous life, and I will be a blank sheet of paper in the future, even if I am reincarnated as a pig in the next life, there will be no joys, sorrows and sorrows in my previous life. Pity me, pity me for not receiving my overtime pay this quarter... I'm thinking all this nonsense.
"Come on, it's your turn." That Meng Po handed him a bowl of soup in her hand. "This... This aunt, Aunt Meng, can I not drink this soup. "Zhou Yu is dying, and he still wants to try his luck.
"Don't drink? It's okay not to drink, so you just go that way and see that path? Meng Po raised her chin and nodded to a quiet path on her left, "You don't need to drink when you go there, but you just work endlessly in this underworld, endure whipping, fire, ice, and hunger, and you can't die, and of course you can't live." Meng Po said leisurely, her voice cold.
"Yes, auntie, I said it, I'll drink." Zhou Yu shrugged his shoulders, picked up the bowl and was about to drink it all, wondering if this soup was the taste of an RIO cocktail. When it was too late, there was a loud bang, and the ground where he was standing shook a little, and the shouts and shouts were chaotic, and I don't know where it seemed to be firing cannons, and the ground shook and the mountains shook, and it seemed that thousands of troops and horses were killing this side.
"It's the same group of madmen again, and this is the third time in the past few days." Meng Po frowned, turned around and led a few white-robed little brothers behind her to rush towards the path.
"Huh? Alas? Auntie, Aunt Meng, what should I do? Zhou Yu looked at Meng Pofei's figure, which seemed to be gone, and jumped to his feet. What's the matter, it's a prick when it's time for me, isn't it? Who is this who knows the times so well...
Zhou Yu's childlike heart rose, and his legs and feet followed a few people without obeying the call, and he staggered. After passing through the path, I didn't walk for a while, and the shouts of killing were loud. He followed the sound and saw that at the end of the path there was a cave, and beyond the cave was a huge flat ground with bright torches. Groups of white-robed and black-robed young generals, armed with swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, and forks, fought with a group of soldiers-like people.
He fixed his eyes and was startled, those soldiers were not living people, one was just a skeleton frame, without a face, but with these skeletons alone to support the armor, the battle formation was also well-trained, cooperative, and tactical, making full use of the advantages of the terrain, and implementing cutting tactics and breaking through the white-robed and black-robed young generals in groups of three or five.
In this cave, there is a cliff gap, and there are two people standing on a space three or five meters square, but these two people are flesh and blood, and they seem to be living people, and they should be the leader. On the left hand, one wears a purple and gold crown, steps on cloud gold silk boots, and is dressed in a yellow robe and holds a two-meter-long steel knife horizontally with both hands; Look at the man on his right, wearing a bronzed bamboo helmet and gilded steel boots, holding a Japanese in one hand*. I saw that they issued instructions to their subordinates from time to time, and occasionally exchanged heads.
What kind of combination is this, Zhou Yu muttered to himself. But I can't manage so much now, and it's still the key to figuring out what I'm doing. While he was muttering in his heart, there was a sudden change in the war. After only two loud shouts, the yellow-robed man and the warrior man bounced up from the air in response, waving the weapons in their hands to join the battle. The two of them obviously had good combat power, and they dealt with more than a dozen white-robed and black-robed generals in a matter of minutes.
That Meng Po is not good at stubble, she took out a purple clay pot-like thing from her arms with a loud shout, blew it into her mouth, and only heard a sharp trumpet coming out, guessing that it should be called for help.
Seeing that the soldiers of the underworld were fighting fewer and fewer, Meng Po was lonely and could not speak, and several young generals protected her, and everyone retreated to the corner in a lotus flower style.
Alas, just help her. Zhou Yu jumped up from the entrance of the cave and stood in front of Meng Po. He grinned and said, "Aunt Meng, I'll help you block it, you withdraw first and I'll break it later." ”
The corners of Meng Po's mouth rose upward, and she swept Zhou Yu contemptuously and said, "It's up to you? Do you know who they are? ”
Zhou Yu didn't annoy her either, and said, "What person? Since I'm a human being, I'm not afraid, even if I die a hundred times more in this underworld, isn't it just a little bit of drifting again? What's new? Lao Tzu is really not afraid. ”
When Meng Po heard him say this, her face showed a fleeting trace of admiration, and she frowned and stopped looking at him.
Zhou Yu showed his hand-to-hand combat skills against several skeleton soldiers who came up, he was previously the one-shoulder fighting champion of the criminal police brigade and the special police brigade, and his moves were steady and accurate, his fists were like thunder, and his feet were full of lotus, and he defeated the enemy in the blink of an eye, and after a while, he had already put down more than ten soldiers.
Meng Po behind him saw that he had two brushes, and she didn't underestimate him, and she was secretly thinking about something in her heart. "Get out of the way" shouted, the yellow-robed man waved the steel knife in his hand, used the back of the knife to push away several skeleton soldiers in front of him, and jumped out to confront Zhou Yu at a distance of four or five meters.
The yellow-robed man looked Zhou Yu up and down, and suddenly his eyes flashed, and he said coldly: "You are not a soldier of the underworld, you are a passerby who is in a hurry to reincarnate?" ”
"Hehe, sort of, I don't know what I am. It's just that this old mother is pouring medicine on Lao Tzu, but two friends on the road came to smash the field, which made the little brother very embarrassed. The younger brother made a move just now, and the soldiers of the two friends who were not injured saved face for you. Zhou Yu said.
"The little brother is quick to talk and courageous, but he also has some skills. It is better to follow this king, and this king will protect your glory and wealth in the world." The yellow-robed man said domineeringly.
"You protect me? Dare to ask Brother Taizun's surname? Zhou Yu was secretly funny in his heart, seeing that you are not a human or a ghost, you will still protect me from glory and wealth, if you have that ability, can you still rob the road here?
"Do you ask me? I am the true son of the dragon, I don't change my name or surname, and I don't change my surname, and Huangchao is also. The yellow-robed man's voice came like a bell.
When Zhou Yu heard this, he was puzzled at first, and thought about which dynasty this was like a movie? Emperor, dynasty, it won't be Huangchao, right? , he thought of the back foot and stumbled, almost sitting on the ground. This is the famous Tang Dynasty meat grinder Lord Huang Chao in history? This is really not called giving birth to a child, but a subordinate.
"What's that, I'm sorry, little brother, little brother has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you are the Emperor of Great Qi Huang Chao?" Zhou Yu also wanted to confirm.
"Exactly, this is my sworn brother, His Royal Highness Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Toeiguan Haku." Huang Chao raised his hand and pointed at the warrior man.
If it was said that Zhou Yu had angina just now, then Zhou Yu felt that he had a cerebral hemorrhage as soon as these words came out. Damn, who's going to be here? I am really crazy, either crazy or dead, fighting with Huang Chao and Toyotomi Hideyoshi, I really think that my Yang Shou for dozens of lives is too long, how did I provoke these two living Hades. Where are these two warriors, it is clear that there are two gods of war poked here.
"What's inside, ah, the weather is good today, by the way, the two sons of heaven, I forgot that I washed the clothes in the washing machine and haven't dried them yet, don't bother you to look at the moon, the little brother said goodbye first." After speaking, Zhou Yu raised his hand and wiped a handful of beads of sweat on his forehead, his back was soaked, and he was so frightened that he almost went incontinent. You said that it would be good for the two of you to hurry up and reincarnate, if you don't rob the house here, you really have to carry a quick-acting heart-saving pill with you in the future.
But the plan did not change quickly, and before Zhou Yu could escape, he saw a flash of white light on the top of the cave, and the intensity of the light taught people to be unable to open their eyes, so that they were blind in an instant. After recovering his eyesight, he saw a cadre of people slowly descending from the sky, led by three people. The middle person is more than two meters tall, with tiger eyes and beard, ears like children's feet, dark and emitting a faint red light, like a piece of black charcoal burning, with a collar around his neck. On the left and on the right are two white-faced scholars with long bodies, bloodless faces and hollow eyes, one is as white as snow, and the other is as black as splashing ink. The white scholar holds a human bone whip, and the black scholar holds a human bone fan.
Zhou Yu was secretly thinking about who was coming, when he was an enemy or a friend. The black charcoal screamed strangely: "You and other evil ghosts don't know whether to live or die, and they don't change their ways, so today I will ask you Grandpa Zhong Kui to send you a soul away." Black and white impermanence, and I quickly capture the thief, if you resist and kill, if you neglect, you will inevitably be punished by the Bodhisattva of Jizo. ”
"As Brother Zhong said!" The two of them then screamed, turning into two rays of light and shadow, one black and one white, and rushed into the skeleton army, unable to see the shots and moves clearly everywhere they went, only seeing pools of white bone powder broken into bone residue.
Seeing the heavy casualties of his soldiers, Huang Chao and Toyotomi Hideyoshi couldn't hold back any longer, and jumped up to join the battle and fought with the three. Zhou Yu was scared enough, and muttered to himself in his heart, he is really a-stirring stick, what kind of excitement is this demon king-level chaos, let's go back to drink soup and be reincarnated. Thinking of this, he took advantage of the chaos to move towards the entrance of the cave.
Seeing that the demon side was gradually showing its decline, Toyotomi Hideyoshi took out a ringing arrow from his arms and launched it with a whoosh, and the sounding arrow exploded on the top of his head and dissipated into a brilliant lotus. Zhou Yu was just about to get out of the hole, and when he saw this, he thought that this was a dead child's fart, and there was a slow. It's really not certain who wins and who loses, and it's not too late to pull back.
It didn't take half a minute for the arrows to disperse, and I saw that the black and swarthy holes of the surrounding cliffs were densely covered with human heads, all of which were skeleton soldiers, and the number was as large as thousands. At the entrance of the larger cave where Huang Chao and the two appeared, there were three people standing again, all of them were kings, and Zhou Yu couldn't guess who it was.
One of them is less than 1.6 meters tall, but his weight seems to be 200 catties, his head, neck, and fingers are decorated with night pearl ornaments, and a black and red dress shows his rich and noble background, but his face is extremely hideous, and it seems to be eating people at first glance. The fat man was unusually handsome, with a great figure, and a flaming horse in his crotch was very eye-catching, the horse was the size of two ordinary horses, and his eyes, nostrils, and mouth were all spewing flames, and he was anxiously gouging his front hooves, as if he was waiting for his master to give an order to rush into the enemy line and fight. Zhou Yu looked at the weapon in this person's hand again, and knew the identity of this person, and even guessed who the fat man next to him was. The weapon in this person's hand was none other than Fang Tian's halberd, it was undoubtedly Lu Bu.
Imagine that in this world, the only one who can match the red rabbit in this horse is Lu Bu, and it is not difficult to conclude that the person next to him is Dong Zhuo. That Lu Bu Dong Zhuo had not yet ended, but the other man was in a hurry to jump into the center of the battle and fight with the black and white impermanence. This person is holding a red tassel spear in his hand, and he is wearing a broken nail steel armor that looks like it is more than 100 pounds, but his movements do not seem sluggish at all, and his long weapon kung fu is very good.
"Black Tooth Changzhi, I think you're impatient." Meng Po, who had just returned to the battle, glanced back at the steel-armored man and scolded angrily.
"Dead old woman, for so many years, we have no people, no ghosts, and nowhere to go, all thanks to you, if you returned our Yin Yang Stone early, where would you have so many dead and wounded." Dong Zhuo on the stage shouted.
"You ghosts, who slaughtered and poisoned the world before you were alive, each carrying tens of thousands of lives in your hands. There is a cause to have an effect, and the dictation of the King of the Earth Bodhisattva has not changed for thousands of years, and it is not allowed to be reincarnated beyond rebirth, but to suffer and repay here for life and lifetime. That Meng Po replied while fighting.
"Hugh said a lot, you wait for the pickled skin to splash the skin, and take the first halberd." Lu Buhu was stunned, the reins in his hand shook, jumped high from the cliff, and when he fell, the heavenly painting halberd stabbed obliquely towards Meng Po, only to see the fierce man in the air, the red silk, the painting halberd, and the fire horse reflected each other, as if there was a thunderous ten thousand armies.
Meng Po knew that she couldn't catch Lu Bu's earth-shattering halberd, so she rolled over one by one and flipped to the side in embarrassment. Lu Bu stabbed the air with a halberd, but with a bang, the hard rock ground was blasted out of a pit the size of a tabletop.
The battle situation became more and more anxious, and Zhong Kui seemed to want to end this disaster quickly. Touching it into his arms, he took out a turquoise stone, about the size of a dollar coin, glowing green. Seeing him take out this object, black and white impermanence and Meng Po surrounded him in the center in a triangular shape. Zhong Kui made a decision with one hand, his eyes slightly closed, and there were words in his mouth.
"No, take the black skin. Hugh asked him to open the portal. Huang Chao shouted in shock. After an order was given, everyone attacked the four people like a tide, and Dong Zhuo also roared and shouted loudly, and with the shouting, the skeleton soldiers rushed to the entrance of those secluded caves.
Seeing the green light emitted by the fluorite, from small to large, it gradually showed the shape of a door in front of Zhong Kui, and the surrounding frame was composed of Sanskrit, and those words rotated clockwise, bigger and bigger.
"When I die with you, I will see my thousand stones." But seeing such a moment of crisis, Toyotomi Hideyoshi took out a peach from his arms. Wait, Zhou Yu shook his head and looked at it again, convinced that it was a peach. I'll you, Lord Taiko, you're making a big joke. Did you take out such a secret weapon and plan to fight it after eating?
Toyotomi Hideyoshi did not pause in the slightest, shook his hand and shot peaches and shouted loudly: "Yifu Kamu Beans are beautiful!" The peach shot at the fluorite in Zhong Kui's hand like an arrow from the string, and everyone was in a fierce battle, but no one had time to stop it.
"Doumei life, no life?" Zhou Yu muttered to himself. Just as he opened his mouth wide and was stunned, the two stones collided with each other to produce a shock wave like a landslide and a ground crack, and the teleportation stone in Zhong Kui's hand was ejected, as impartial as a bullet, and just shot into Zhou Yu's mouth. His feet were empty, his eyes lit up, as if he had been hit again, and he was unconscious.