Chapter 2 What to Eat? What to drink?

I don't know how long it took, Zhou Yu struggled to stand up, this is already the third life in just a few days. To say that this world is really wonderful, Zhou Yu secretly laughed in his heart, originally he thought that death was the destruction of ashes, bones and ashes, and the destruction of form and spirit, but now it seems that not only is it very wrong, but even feels that this death is the beginning of a new world, full of fantasy and unknown, waiting for people to explore and adventure. At this time, he may not have a premonition that his ordinary life can also create an iron-blooded legend here.

At this time, he looked up and looked around, it was a vast sea of sand, and the air was covered with scorching sand and dust, and the wind was blowing in his face. At the top of his head, it was terrifying, and there were four suns hanging high in the four directions of south, east, west, and north, which were dozens of times larger than the sun he had seen before his death, and the earth was boiling hot. Directly above his head, there was a huge black hole, as if someone had broken the sky, and the black hole had no end in sight, and its shape was terrifying.

There were some people and horses half-buried in the yellow sand around him, and judging by the clothes, they should be the few people who fought with the underworld soldiers just now. Zhou Yu didn't like chasing stars very much before his death, but these people are different, different from those little fresh meat and little milk dogs, they are all heroes in the world, even in the underworld, they are big people who can set off monstrous waves, and they need to be served well is the right way.

He slashed with his hands, and successively dug out Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo, Huang Chao and Heizhi Changzhi, and probed them around his neck in turn, and there was an even pulse, but his body was cold, proving that he was still alive, he breathed a sigh of relief, but the red rabbit horse was nowhere to be found.

The horse was not found, he had other gains, he found the underworld Yin soldier who was also buried under the sand and stamped him, the tall chef's hat was long gone, and his delicate face was impressive in front of him. Zhou Yu didn't favor one over the other, and dug him out and placed him in a row with several other bigwigs.

What's next? Zhou Yu is indeed a little confused by the second monk, let's save people first, I don't know if the method in the previous life still works. He wanted to test the underworld soldiers first, so he held his position with both hands, pressed against the man's chest, and started artificial heart pacing one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four. After a while, the man coughed violently a few times, spat out a large mouthful of slimy sand and saliva, and woke up.

"Little brother, are you awake?" Zhou Yu asked knowingly.

"Who are you, who are you?" The underworld soldier was stunned for a while, he never expected that this mortal was still alive, and he looked at him shyly in front of him.

"Who am I, I, I am nobody, I am the one who saved you." Zhou Yu replied with a smile.

The underworld soldier smoothed his breath a little, looked at the few people lying beside him, and shook his head helplessly.

Zhou Yu saw that he seemed to know something, so he asked carefully. It turned out that these people were the gods of killing who had killed too much in their previous lives, and according to the rules of the underworld, they could not be reincarnated, and could only practice penance in the underworld. However, they were not willing to be urged by the bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and absolutely refused to do those coolie jobs of eating whips and tying shackles, so they formed an alliance and called themselves the "Heaven Shaking Alliance".

This "Heaven-shaking Alliance" is full of characters with heads and faces, and after a long time, some people have found out the doorway, and it turns out that they can't be reincarnated because their yin and yang stones were received by the King Bodhisattva of the Earth, and all of them are displayed in a secret room in the underworld. In order to be a new person, these people harassed the civil servants of the prefecture for five and a half years, wanting to recapture the Yin-Yang Stone and return to the world to cause chaos.

At the critical moment of this fierce battle, Zhong Kui used the magic weapon of the underworld to teleport the stone method to send everyone to the evil ghost world, but unexpectedly collided with the Thousand Primer Stone thrown by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, causing a big explosion in the underworld, and brought these people here by mistake. When the Bodhisattva of the Earth King learned of this, he was very angry, and except for bringing back Meng Po, Black and White Impermanence, and Zhong Kui, all the people involved that day were abandoned, even the Yin soldiers of the underworld, and let them fend for themselves here.

"And where is this?" Zhou Yu asked with a frown.

"This world is divided into three realms: the heavenly realm, the human realm, and the underworld, you should know it, right?" The underworld soldier asked disdainfully.

"Oh, I've heard, I've heard." Zhou Yu raised his hand and scratched his scalp, the amount of information was a bit big, and he regretted a little that he hadn't eaten brain platinum recently.

"The three worlds of heaven and man are divided into two halves, east and west, the eastern heavenly realm is the territory of Shakyamuni you know, and the western heavenly realm is controlled by Zeus. The human world is a little chaotic, and the East and the West are constantly changing. The eastern underworld is under the control of the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and the western underworld is under the control of Hades. There are three thousand worlds and thousands of small worlds that exist parallel to the Three Realms, and some of the world's gods and Buddhas are in control of their mana, and some are not. This time, we were teleported to one of the big worlds, called the Borderlands. The underworld soldier said foamingly.

"Borderlands? So there is no master here? ”

"Then I don't know very well, I just know that the King of the Earth Bodhisattva has discussed with Hades that he wants to completely eliminate the thoughts of the killing gods of the East and the West, and rectify the underworld within a time limit."

"Oh? What is the rectification method? ”

"It is rumored that they want to arrest all these people and bring them to justice, and throw them all into this borderless land without a trial in the prefecture, so that they can kill each other and ensure peace in the underworld and the human world. I was still conscious of these words when the messenger came to fetch Meng Po and them, but when they returned, their aura was too strong, and they stunned me again. ”

Hearing him say this, Zhou Yu felt a little forced in his heart. He laughed and said, "After chatting for so long, I still don't know what to call the little brother?" ”

"The younger brother's surname is Fan, and he is the second oldest in the family, so everyone else calls him Fan Er." The soldier replied whimsically.

Fan Er, the name of Guilty Er is wonderful. "Okay, well, I see that Little Brother Fan has extraordinary manners and dignified appearance, and it is not necessarily a bad thing to be beaten into this borderless land, maybe he will be able to break into the Hall of Fame one day."

"I don't dare to think about getting ahead, but now that I have been expelled from the prefecture and exiled, I have no other choice, and I don't want to do the work of stamping all day long anyway." Fan Er bit his lip and said heavily.

"Oh? Isn't that great? Civil servants in the prefecture, drought and flood to ensure a golden job, as well as five insurances and one housing fund, how many people dream of it? Brother Fan. Zhou Yu's eyes widened and he said.

"What's good? Working day and night, boring, with many rules, no overtime pay, it takes a few seconds to go to the toilet, and the most important thing is that you can't marry a wife and have children, and I don't want to do it for a long time. Fan Er almost bit his lip when he said this. It turned out that he was also an overtime single dog, and Zhou Yu secretly felt funny in his heart.

"That's it, Second Brother Fan, we're here anyway, aren't we? The pants are all off, just come and be safe, it's better to die than to live, don't you say yes? In the future, you will mix with me, and I will definitely give you a bone to gnaw if you have a bite of meat to eat. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Stephen Zhou, you can just call me Instructor Zhou. ”

"Instructor Zhou?" Fan Er was stunned for a while.

While the two were talking happily, Zhou Yu unconsciously glanced up and felt that something was about to happen. Sure enough, his sixth sense was still very reliable, and he saw that something seemed to be fluttering down in the center of the black hole, and a few black dots were from far and near, and when he reached a height of dozens of meters, he concentrated his breath and saw clearly that it was a few people who fell.

With a few "bangs", three large pits were smashed open not far away, and they were the three people who were thrown down from the black hole. Zhou Yu glanced at Fan Er, and the two of them stood up and walked towards the big pit.

Fan Er was obviously a knowledgeable underworld soldier, he checked the faces and clothes of several people, and said with an embarrassed face: "After reading that the words of the Jizo King Bodhisattva are true, the people of the Heaven Shaking Alliance are in the process of being arrested and exiled. ”

"Oh? So who are these guys? Zhou Yu asked curiously.

"This red-clothed person is Emperor Gao Yang of Northern Qi Wenxuan, what you know is the pervert who killed his concubine in public and used his thigh bone to make a pipa and play the piano." Zhou Yu listened to the sweat and counted down.

"The blue-clothed one is Lai Junchen, have you heard of it?"

"Come to Junchen? Is that the guy who invented a lot of torture vehicles and wrote books for torture to extract confessions? ”

"Exactly, if this person is ranked second on the list of cool officials, no one dares to say that he is the first." This time it was Fan Er's turn and he gasped.

"What about this, this?" Zhou Yu pointed to the handsome middle-aged man in a Taoist uniform in the farthest pit and asked.

Fan Er sighed quietly, "This one is even bigger, this person is the great sage and good teacher Zhang Jiao." ”

I'm going, where's my phone? My phone!! I want to take a photo with the great sages and good teachers, and I don't need to beautify my face. Zhou Yu was excited in his heart.

In the following time, things became simpler. Zhou Yu and Fan Er woke up a few people in turn, and everyone sat in a circle to discuss the current enemy situation. Several people scolded the King of the Earth for being ruthless, and at the same time they greeted each other and complimented each other, obviously they were all old friends. When Zhou Yu was introduced, Huang Chao coughed lightly and said, this is a little brother who has some good fate with them, if there is no little brother, everyone may not be able to come here to discuss big things.

Zhou Yu knew in his heart that he was not the one who shook the heavens in the first place, and even helped Meng Po and his gang at that time. Obviously, Huang Chao saw that he was quite bold and wanted to win him in. Now everyone is a grasshopper with a rope, and since it is still messy to deal with, it is simply a nest of snakes and rats to count the ball.

Over the next two days, the exiles were busy figuring out a few issues. The first is the issue of eating. Everyone was surprised that they had never had to eat or feel hungry when they were in the underworld, but now they suddenly felt hungry in the Borderlands. They were surprised or delighted, but were they really alive now?

Second, be aware of your environment. Every day, several people will take the vertical point of the black hole as the center of the circle and explore the surroundings, and the farthest point in the past two days has been walked to a radius of twenty miles, but the answer is disappointing, except that yellow sand is yellow sand. Third, to respond to the members of the Heaven-Shaking Alliance who are coming one after another. In the past two days, four people have been rescued and woken up, namely Bai Qi, the king of pit killing, Zhang Xianzhong, the king of Daxi, Shi Hu, the emperor of Later Zhao Wu, and Ran Min, the king of martial mourning.

The others are all safe, but Shi Hu and Ran Min are a pair of old enemies, who tried to beat each other many times, and twice they fought together, fists into the flesh, and their faces were covered with blood, and they were pulled apart. Listening to Fan Er, neither of them is a good bird. Shi Hu kills and kills, is a Qian, and likes to kill his wife and children the most. Ran Min was Shi Hu's adopted grandson, and later killed Shi Hu's son and usurped the power of Hou Zhao and proclaimed himself emperor.

Zhou Yu thought in his heart that the change of dynasty and the emperor of the iron-clad throne are the laws of ancient and modern times, if this little matter was studied deeply and endlessly, then these gods and demons should have beaten each other to death a long time ago. Look at Dong Zhuo and Zhang Jiao, they get along well. In the final analysis, it still depends on people, as the saying goes, there is no such thing as right and wrong, only people who are right and wrong. At this moment, you still want revenge? Let's think about how to survive. However, the feelings and grievances of these old men have nothing to do with me, so I will continue to look for food.

When it comes to the question of what to eat, the old men are divided into two factions. Zhang Jiao, Lu Bu, Bai Qi, Lai Junchen, Ran Min, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and Kuroya Tsuneyuki proposed to continue to expand the search until they found food. Dong Zhuo, Huang Chao, Gao Yang, Shi Hu, and Zhang Xianzhong proposed to eat the still alive underworld soldiers as "two-legged sheep", these demon kings obviously thought that eating people was not a big deal, anyway, they had long been accustomed to the taste of this fragrant meat.

For this reason, the two groups of people scolded angrily from noon to sunset, but did not reach an agreement, which almost led to a group fight, and later Zhou Yu came forward to stop the adjustment, and persuaded him to solve it on the grounds that the meat of the soldiers in the land was not known to be poisonous. The next night, when he was about to wake up from his sleep and was about to wake up from his urine, he heard Huang Chao whispering to Zhang Jiao, vaguely hearing "teleportation stone" and "stomach" or something. He slept so drowsy that he didn't take it to heart.

At noon on the third day, good news finally reached the camp, from Lai Junchen, who reported that there was a pool of clear water thirty miles away, and some plants grew around it, and it was supposed to be an oasis in the desert. Hearing this, everyone cheered. Having water to drink is the most important thing, and when you have water, you can have something to eat. Zhou Yu has to take a closer look at this beautiful man at this moment, you said that this guy looks like a Saipan'an skin, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, red lips and white teeth, looking like he retired from EXO, how can he like to kill and torture people? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out.

The group rushed towards the oasis like a smoke, followed by forty or fifty underworld soldiers, and the scene was very strange. In the past few days, these two groups have not bothered each other and have nothing to do with each other, but Zhou Yu expects that it will only be temporary. Looking at the purple-red evil qi surrounding these demon kings, you can know that sooner or later, hum.

When they arrived at the oasis, everyone took a closer look. It turns out that this Wang Nao water is about the size of a basketball court, the water source seems to be underground, around the water source sparsely stretched some plants, the short shrubs are coniferous, the tall trees are leafless, a bit like a huge pear squatting by the lake, the trunk is thick and leafless, it is estimated that it is caused by evolution. He had never seen these plants before, as neither the trunk nor the shrub were blue.

The old men were all very excited when they saw the water, and they drank it one by one, and then happily jumped in to scrub, scrub, scrub, and oops. In this ghost place, the four suns during the day are sunheatstroke, but the four moons at night are so cold that the bones are frozen, and it is rare to find water to wash the wind and dust and cool down.

Water was found, but finding food was a problem. Zhou Yu and the twelve old men sat cross-legged in a circle, staring at each other with big eyes, and no one had any idea. I did investigate just now, but there are no fish and shrimp in this water. Zhou Yu's mind turned, since there are plants, there is a high probability that there will be animals to drink. He whispered a few words to Huang Chao and Lu Bu on the left and right, Huang Chao's face was happy, and Lu Bu touched his hungry stomach and nodded slightly.

Thus, a plan for hunting around the water was born. According to Zhou Yu's design, arrange a group of two people to hunt on duty, divided into six groups: Zi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, and Si, and change shifts every two hours, and there must be a long-range attack master in each group, hiding behind the fat pear tree. The other acts as a scout, observing the situation in the distance from the trees.

In order to avoid making a sound to frighten the animals who came to drink water, Zhou Yu also taught them a set of sign language, using gestures to indicate direction, quantity, size, visual aggression, etc., the old man was very interested in this, and even Shi Hu and Ran Min put aside their personal grievances and happily went on duty.

The hard work paid off, and happiness came knocking on the door the next morning.

The person in charge of the duty was Lu Bu and Fan Er, and Fan Er's sleepy eyes found that there was a shadow in the distance approaching, he rubbed his eyelids and looked at it, it was a kind of cow not a cow, a pig not a pig, there were three in total, two big and one small, the big one was the size of a big yellow cow, and the small one was only the size of a foal. His skin was dark blue, and there was a small arm-length horn above his mouth and nose, and he hurriedly popped a stone from the tree in front of Lu Bu, and used his hands to draw the direction, size, number, and distance, but he couldn't distinguish the aggressiveness, so he finally flattened his mouth and shrugged his shoulders.

Lu Bu understood and put on an attacking posture. When the three animals approached the water source and began to drink, both of them gasped, this thing was even bigger than expected, especially the skin looked very thick, not as easy as an arrow feather weapon. Lu Bu was indeed a warrior who had experienced a hundred battles, he quickly made tactical adjustments, and aimed at the small one, expecting that there was only one chance to attack, this animal had lived on the top of this desert for a long time, and the speed of escape must be incomparable.

Saying that it was too late, Lu Bu saw the opportunity to use all his strength to throw the halberd in his hand. Poof, how strong he was, the painted halberd pierced the ribs of the calf and the horse, and it didn't enter the foot. The little animal wailed, and slowly fell to the ground and stopped moving. The two big cows and horses looked sideways and saw that they had not escaped, lowered their heads and neighed, and followed the sound to gallop over, Lu Bu lost his weapon, and hurriedly hid behind the tree when he saw this.

I only heard a bang, and the cow and horse hit the fat pear tree headlong, the pear tree flickered and trembled, Fan Er couldn't prepare, and fell from the tree and slapped on the ground with a bang. The other cow and horse's eyes were scarlet, obviously really angry, and they stepped towards Fan Er with a howl. Fan Eryi was so frightened that he peed his pants, but there was nowhere to run, and he couldn't beat him, so he could only wait to die.

"Run" At this time, Lu Bu was still relatively calm, he jumped out and picked up Fan Er and threw it on his shoulders, carrying him and striding towards the camp of everyone stationed a mile away. While running Fan Er, he shouted "Enemy attack, enemy attack, combat preparation." This is what Zhou Yu told them to all the team members, if they can't beat it, run to the camp. Because the distance was not too far, Lai Junchen, who was on duty in the camp, heard the call for help and hurriedly shouted: "Get up quickly, everyone is ready to fight." ”