"Lao Yang, I want to have a daughter, I have already given it to the prince, and it is his turn to be a boy!"

Zhao Xiaowu: "My brother-in-law dreams of being the prince's father-in-law!" But even if my brother-in-law has a hundred daughters, he can't marry Xiao Xiaoxiao, he is my brother-in-law's godson, and he and his brother-in-law's children are brothers and sisters. ”

"It's not a mess!" Zhu Youzhen disagreed.

Wei Zhongxian: "Ying Long, since you want to be the master's father-in-law so much, and those daughters-in-law in your family can't give birth to daughters, then you might as well recognize a goddaughter and marry the master!" ”

"This is a good idea, why didn't I think of it, Lao Yang."

"Go back, our family will choose one of the daughters of officials above the governor level to be your goddaughter."

Zhu Youzhen: "Thank you, father-in-law!" However, the ugly son-in-law doesn't want it, otherwise he doesn't want to kiss him, at least he has to grow up like Yang Qing's favorite concubine Zhao Qiao'er! Yang Qing, does Zhao Qiaoer have a sister or something, if you don't have a match, give it to me, I will make her a talent! ”

Zhao Xiaowu: "I just said that I want to be my father-in-law, and I want to be a brother-in-law again, you really know how to play!" ”

"Life must be happy!"

At dinner. Qin Xiao secretly stuffed a note to Zhu Youzhen, and agreed to see him at the watchtower tonight.

The night is quiet, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

Qin Xiao came to the watchtower first, and after a while, Zhu Youzhen also came up.

Zhu Youzhen's expression was very calm.

Qin Xiao: "There are no outsiders here, you don't have to endure it anymore, just cry if you want to, as long as you don't make a noise and be heard." ”

"Crying? Why am I crying? Zhu Youzhen was puzzled.

"Aren't you sad that your queen mother is gone?"

"It's too late for me to be happy."

Brain broken? Qin Xiao looked at Zhu Youzhen suspiciously.

"Although I call the queen the queen mother, she is not my mother, my mother is the imperial concubine, and she is still alive."

"Isn't the crown prince only the son of the queen to be a prince? What the hell are you? ”

"She has never been pregnant in her life, in terms of seniority, my mother is the imperial concubine, of course her son will be the prince."

"If it weren't for the fact that the queen mother was not pregnant in her life, how could it be your turn to be the prince."

"That's true."

"That person is dead, and you still say it's too late to be happy? Shouldn't you be sad? ”

"When she was alive, she wanted to put me to death. She's dead, and I'm still going to grieve for her? My brain is broken. Ever since I was crowned prince at the age of nine, she began to dress my mother in all kinds of small shoes all day long, and even ordered people to put chronic poison in my mother's food...... But my mother is pure by nature, and she always tolerates her everywhere, ten years, mother, you can finally raise your eyebrows! ”

Qin Xiao once thought that film and television dramas and palace fighting blockbusters were all lies, but now when she heard Zhu Youzhen say this, she suddenly felt that she was too special.

"Don't mention her. I feel like I'm in trouble. ”

"I think you're in trouble, too." Zhu Youzhen repeated.

"What's the trouble? Forget it, I'll talk about it first. I haven't showered in a whole month. ”

"It's no wonder that when I got close to you recently, I felt a sour smell, and I thought I had something wrong with my nose." Saying that, Zhu Youzhen leaned over to Qin Xiao and sniffed it again, "Rancid, why don't you take a bath?" ”

"Wei Zhongxian, Yang Yinglong, and a large group of brocade guards stay at my house every day, how dare I wash it, if I wash it, it will be exposed."

"That's what I'm going to say, Wei Zhongxian and Yang Yinglong are thinking about finding you a daughter-in-law."

"I have to be a woman in the light, and if I can't take a bath, I can't live. Not to mention that if you really want to get me a daughter-in-law when the time comes, do I want it or not? ”

"You have to think of a complete solution to make them accept that you are a daughter. It's going to take a lot of work. ”

"You don't have to work on it, I've already figured it out. It's just that you may have to be buried a little bit......" Qin Xiao said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, anyway, in their minds, His Royal Highness is already a mediocre, incompetent, lustful, and brain-dead person, so what's the matter with a little more, let the basin come more violently." Zhu Youzhen laughed at himself.

"Then it's decided!"

Drunken promiscuity.

- This is the method that Qin Xiao came up with.

Promiscuous protagonists:

Wine, Zhu Youzhen, Qin Xiao.

Supporting:

Fenglin.

Extra: Zhao Qiaoer.

Director: Qin Xiao, Zhu Youzhen.

Audience: Wei Zhongxian, Yang Yinglong.

Trick: Zhao Xiaowu.

Half-day square dance carnival, Qin Xiao proposed to have a barbecue party in the evening, and have a good time. And she also sold a pass, saying that there was something good that everyone had never tasted before.

Wei Zhongxian is a foodie, and when he mentions deliciousness, he naturally becomes interested.

Nine thousand years old nodded, and there was no objection below.

Qin Xiao and Xiaoluo Xiaohong used half a day to go to the market to buy barbecue grills, charcoal, beef, mutton and pork, vegetables, cumin, pepper, chili noodles and other seasonings, Zhao Xiaowu took people to the mountains to cut bamboo to make bamboo skewers, Zhu Youzhen and Yang Yinglong lost.

When the skewers of large meat skewers that were grilled with oil emitted an attractive fragrance, Wei Zhongxian couldn't wait for a long time, snatched a skewer from Qin Xiao's hand and stroked it in his mouth, sighing while masturbating:

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious!"

Yang Yinglong and the others didn't dare to lag behind, and a large handful of skewers that had just been baked in Qin Xiao's hand were snatched up in an instant.

"Don't worry, the delicacy is still to come!"

"Don't sell Guanzi, bring it quickly, Xiao Yuzi." Wei Zhongxian salivated.

"Bring it in!"

Qin Xiao beckoned, and the strong men from the two courtyards of the Qin Mansion came in with a half-human-high wine vat.

"Why do we think it's a good thing, it turns out to be wine." Wei Zhongxian was suddenly interested, "Our family hates the taste of that wine the most, it's like chili water." ”

"This wine is different from other wines." Qin Xiao said proudly.

"The wine in the world is nothing more than liquor, wine, rice wine, rice wine, what other different wines can be?"

"Beer, have you ever drunk it?"

"Beer?"

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Unheard of, what kind of wine is beer?" Wei Zhongxian asked.

"Kang is busy with Beibi, come and try it!"

Qin Xiao opened the lid of the wine vat, and a stream of ice vapor came out of the vat, followed by a mellow malt aroma.

Everyone knelt down on the edge of the vat and looked, only to see that it was full of urine-yellow liquid, and there was a layer of foam floating on it.

"Isn't this pee soup!" Yang Yinglong said.

"I look like urine, but why does this urine still smell?" Zhu Youzhen said curiously.

"Godfather, come and have a try." Qin Xiao took a drink and brought it to Yang Yinglong's mouth.

Yang Yinglong blocked it with both hands, looking disgusting like stuffed in his mouth.

"Lao Tzu doesn't drink this urine soup!"

"You'll regret it!" Qin Xiao drank a full bottle of wine by herself, wiped the residue from her mouth with satisfaction, and burped again.

"Hey, this burp still smells of wheat!" Wei Zhongxian's eyes widened and he said in surprise.

"That's what beer tastes like!"

Wei Zhongxian snatched the wine mention, took a lift from the tank, put it to his mouth and took a sip, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he raised his neck and muttered it!

"What a taste! Beauty! Belch! Belch! Wei Zhongxian hiccuped twice.

Seeing this, Zhu Youzhen, Zhao Xiaowu, and Zhao Qiaoer all went to grab the wine, but Zhu Youzhen didn't grab it, so he simply bowed it with his hand and drank it in his mouth mercilessly.

"This is really elixir! Xiao Yuzi, where did you get it! ”

"I did it myself!"

This beer is indeed made by Qin Xiao herself, she likes K songs, and music and beer are a pair, there must be it.

And in the Ming Dynasty, there was wine, white wine, rice wine, and rice wine, but there was no beer!

Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing.

For Qin Xiao, a science and engineering major, this is not a difficult matter.

Ingredients: water, yeast, barley malt, hops (this is a plant).

Utensils: wooden barrel with lid, cotton cloth with good air permeability, boiling pot, several pipes (Qin Xiao replaced it with bamboo joints), vase with a hat, soup spoon, small scale for weighing medicine, cotton, etc.

Production process: 3,000 words are omitted here, please Baidu by yourself.

……

The beer is ready, and the taste is quite pure.

Seeing that everyone else was satisfied with drinking the elixir and jade liquid, Yang Yinglong couldn't bear it.

"Godson, you kid is such a genius, you can make any weird thing!" Yang Yinglong caressed Qin Xiao's head and said flatteringly: "Godson, give Lao Tzu a taste of this beer!" ”

"The smell of urine!" Qin Xiao hid the wine behind his back.

"Fuck your turtle son!" Another slap on the back of the head, Yang Yinglong snatched the wine, copied a full mention of wine and drank it all.

"Good stuff!"

Everyone was skewering and drinking, and before they knew it, it was late at night, and most of the beer in the vat had been drained, good guys, this vat was a hundred pounds!

They all seemed to be drunk, except for Fenglin. Qin Xiao knew that Feng Lin had hated the smell of wine since he was a child.

Zhu Youzhen was even more blushing and thick-necked, he drank the most, and he was the most drunk.

"Come to my concubine, let's have a drink!" Zhu Youzhen walked towards Zhao Qiao'er with a wine bowl, grabbed her shoulder and kissed her.

"The prince has recognized the wrong person, this is Lao Yang, my daughter-in-law!" Yang Yinglong hurriedly protected Zhao Qiao'er.

Zhu Youzhen took a look, and sure enough, Feng Lin was on the other side! Hurriedly staggered over and hugged Feng Lin.

"Come to Aifei, let's go one!"

"Your Highness, concubines don't drink."

"Don't drink...... That kiss one! ”

Zhu Youzhen stretched out his mouth as he spoke, and Feng Lin hurriedly dodged.

"Your Highness, in this large court, you must not be immoral!"

"Immoral? Father-in-law, Yang Qing, tell me, why did my daughter-in-law become immoral!? ”

"Ah...... This ......" Wei Zhongxian also drank too much, muttering in his mouth that he didn't say anything after all.

Yang Yinglong didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement: "It's harmless, if the prince can have a dry firewood and water with the princess!" ”

"Let's take a while, the prince, just to help us have fun!" Qin Xiao's drunken eyes slanted and agreed.