"Square dancing is all about singing and dancing in the open field! This kind of song and dance is especially suitable for people of the age of little brother and godfather. I'll put on a show first! ”

Qin Xiao walked to an open space in front of the hut and began her square dance performance.

She danced the chopsticks brothers' "little apple".

Since it is a square dance, it is natural to have music, but there are no tweeters in the Ming Dynasty, and no one knows modern music, so they can only dance and sing by themselves.

"I planted a seed,

Finally fruit,

Today is a great day,

Pluck the stars and give them to you,

Pull down the moon and give it to you,

Let the sun rise for you every day.

Turn into a candle and burn yourself,

Just to shine a light on you.

Give you everything I have,

As long as you rejoice.

You make me every tomorrow,

become meaningful,

Life is short, love you forever,

Don't give up!

You're my little apple,

I can't love you enough!

……”

Qin Xiao sang very happily, and Wei Zhongxian was also very interested in watching it.

Jumped over.

"How is it, little brother!"

"It's fun, it's fun, and this little song you sang, it's the first time we've heard such a song in our family, it's so good!"

"This little song is called Little Apple. Does Little Brother want to learn? Jump here for half an hour every day to make sure you can lose weight! ”

"Learn! Let's learn! ”

Wei Zhongxian's learning talent is very good, and in just two days, he has learned the little apple square dance well, and the little apple can almost hum it.

"Godfather, do you want to learn?" Qin Xiao asked Yang Yinglong, who was basking in the sun on the side.

"Lao Tzu doesn't learn. It's better to smoke a cigarette and bask in the sun. ”

"Xiao Yuzi, don't pay attention to him, you can see if our action is standard!"

"Standard, standard!"

However, after all, there is an atmosphere in the square dance, Qin Xiao simply brought Feng Lin, Zhu Youzhen, Zhao Xiaowu, Xiaoluo, Xiaohong, and Wu De here, and later Yang Yinglong's twentieth aunt Zhao Qiaoer was also pulled by Zhao Xiaowu.

In addition, she also specially found a troupe and taught them to sing "Little Apple", "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond", "Horse Pole", ...... Wait for all the songs you can sing, of course, almost all can dance, if you can't, then create a few movements by yourself, or bring the radio gymnastics movements you learned in school, anyway, the Ming Dynasty people don't know whether it's right or wrong.

So later, bursts of cheerful square dance songs came out of the small courtyard of Yilian Pond every day.

After more than ten days, Wei Zhongxian's face did look so small.

Therefore, Wei Zhongxian changed the time and frequency of square dancing to half an hour after three meals a day.

It is an indisputable fact that square dancing disturbs the people.

One night, Yang Yinglong quietly called Qin Xiao to his cabin.

Qin Xiao looked at his face, as if he was much haggard.

"Godfather, I don't think you look good?" Qin Xiao asked with concern.

"It's weird, Lao Tzu dreams every day now, and his mind is full of scenes of you dancing square dances!" Yang Yinglong said quietly and angrily.

"Godfather also wants to learn square dancing?"

"Lao Tzu learns from your second uncle!" Yang Yinglong slapped Qin Xiao lightly on the back of the head, "Lao Tzu doesn't like to be noisy the most in his life, you guys are good, you sing and dance in front of Lao Tzu every day, and Lao Tzu's head buzzes all day long!" I can't sleep even if I want to take a nap! ”

She didn't expect that her godfather turned out to be a quiet beauty...... Forget it, he's a quiet ugly uncle.

"Then I'll tell Jiuchitose tomorrow that we won't square dance, so as not to disturb your godfather's sleep."

"Fuck your turtle son, if you say that, you can't die of anger at the age of nine thousand! Besides, Lao Tzu also hopes that the nine thousand years old will be healthy, healthy and happy, and in the future, you can tell the troupe to let them sing and not be so loud. ”

"The voice is quiet, and there is no energy to dance!" Zhao Qiao'er walked out of the back room and grabbed Yang Yinglong's ear, "You are a dead thing, you eat, sleep, sleep and eat nothing every day, you are about to become a pig, and you don't have any count in your heart, you almost crushed me to death on me last night!" From tomorrow onwards, square dance with us, or you won't want to touch me! ”

So, the army of square dancers joined a pot-bellied newcomer.

……

There was an urgent six-hundred-mile rush from the capital: the queen of the Ming Dynasty is gone!

On this day, the square dance army was studying "Desert Camel" taught by Qin Xiaogang.

According to the rules, when the emperor or empress or empress dowager died, during the mourning period, all entertainment activities were forbidden throughout the world, including brothels, to show the memory of the dead leaders.

Even if you just got a noble son, or the title of the gold list, or won five million in the lottery ticket, you can't laugh, you have to cry, this is the rule, whoever laughs, then call whoever cries!

Yang Yinglong cried, he immediately stopped dancing, sat on the ground and wiped his tears.

"Nine thousand years old, this is the queen's great funeral, let's dance such a cheerful square dance again, it's really out of place, or stop first."

Wei Zhongxian: "Stop. You can't break the rules. ”

Yang Yinglong breathed a long sigh of relief, ran to the rattan chair, leaned down and lay down, and whispered to himself:

"Queen Mother, fortunately you died in time, otherwise if you don't die, Lao Yang and I will have to let them toss to death."

"Stop, stop, don't stop! She's dead to her, let's play with ours, both right! ”

Zhu Youzhen pulled Qin Xiao over.

"I like the song of the desert camel very much, let me listen to it to see if it is standard!"

In the surprised look of everyone, Zhu Youzhen began his performance of dancing and singing.

"I'm going to cross this desert,

Find your true self,

I only have a camel with me,

……

The long ancient road is secluded,

I can't tell you enough about joy, anger and sorrow,

Only the camel was still running wild.

What ghost legends,

What a ghostly demon,

Only the heron and the eagle are singing in the shadows,

The yellow sand swept across the sky,

Walk around every corner,

Walking in the endless galaxy ......"

Zhu Youzhen danced so skillfully, and there was no flaw in his singing.

If he had been born now, he would have been a talented rock singer.

Lao Zhu's family is really the cradle of artists, Lao Tzu is a genius carpenter, and his son is a genius singer.

It's just that the two of them were born in the wrong place, and the carpenter became the emperor and the singer? - Who knows if he can be the emperor!

"It's boring to dance alone, come together! Father-in-law, Fenglin, and all of you are here! ”

Wei Zhongxian hesitated and said: "Beloved son-in-law, the queen is the queen, the funeral has not been done yet, let's sing and dance, isn't it a little unsatisfactory." ”

"People eat grains, how can anyone not get sick and not die, if they don't die, that's the king's eight!"

"The prince is right!" Zhao Xiaowu responded.

"Anyway, we all have to die in the future, either early or late, if we die, we can't be happy if we die, why not spend every day while we are still alive!"

"What His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said is really a true word, let's continue to be hilarious, little brother!"

Qin Xiao had long seen that Wei Zhongxian didn't want anything to delay his square dance beauty and weight loss career, so Qin Xiao just pulled it lightly, and he danced with the prince again.

Seeing this, Zhao Xiaowu and Feng Lin also jumped up again.

Zhao Qiao'er grabbed the governor's ear again.

"You're lazy when you find some time, and you don't want to think about it at night—"

"Yes! Think! Yang Yinglong hurriedly got up.

Bursts of singing came from the small courtyard of Yilianchi again, which was more exciting than the original:

“…… What ghost legends,

What a ghostly demon,

Only the heron and the eagle are singing in the shadows,

The yellow sand swept over ......"

After the dance, almost everyone was drenched and sweaty.

Yang Yinglong didn't even bother to take off his clothes, threw off his arms and plunged into the ripple pool.

Wu De was busy giving Wei Zhongxian a wide coat.

Feng Lin and Zhao Qiao'er turned around and left when they saw this.

"Fenglin, where are you going?" Zhu Youzhen asked with great interest.

Feng Lin said: "Your Highness, you men are bathing, of course we have to leave." ”

"One is your husband, the other is your father-in-law, what are you afraid of. And Zhao Qiao'er, Yang Qing is your husband, what are you afraid of! Let's all stay and bathe together! Don't go! Zhu Youzhen said nonchalantly, and began to untie his wide clothes.

When Yang Yinglong heard this, he hurriedly climbed out of the ripple pool, "The prince can't do this, Qiao'er is my old Yang's daughter-in-law, what did you do with you and Jiu Qian-year-old?" The crown princess is your daughter-in-law, what is it to take a bath with my old Yang? Isn't this all messed up? ”

"Makes sense, why didn't I think of it, let's go."

Qin Xiao was also struggling with whether she should leave or not.

But when I think about the current sweaty situation, if I don't leave, I have to take a bath with this group of old men, won't I be looked at? Run!

"Godson, come in and give Lao Tzu a bath!" Yang Yinglong waved his hand at Qin Xiao.

"Godfather, I taught you to dance for most of the day, and I was so tired that my arms were sore, and my legs couldn't move, so you would spare me, okay?"

"Not good!"

"Little brother, do you think my godfather is too inhuman?" Qin Xiao quipped.

"It's pretty inhuman. Xiao Yuzi, you also come down to bubble, let's help you beat your arms and legs, lest you can't lead the dance for us tomorrow. ”

How's that going to be?!

"How dare I let the little brother beat my back and pinch my feet, don't die!"

"It's okay, it's okay, our family has an eye for you, you just let our family give you a night pot, and our family is also happy to help with this!"

Yang Yinglong said enviously: "Nine thousand years old, when can you bring me a night pot for Lao Yang!" ”

"Don't think about it in the next life!"

"I don't care if you are nine thousand years old or nine thousand years old, I know that you are my little brother, a little brother like my own brother! My father has taught me since I was a child, I am so tired that I can't move in bed, so I must not tire my little brother to pinch my shoulders and beat my back! Qin Xiao said confidently.

"Okay, okay, if we don't give you a hammer, you can come down and take a bubble bath, see that you are soaked, and there is a smell of sweat."

"I'm still a child! Taking a bath too much hurts my vitality, which is not conducive to my practice of children's skills, so I'll go back to lie on the bed and rest first, little brother! ”

In the blink of an eye, Qin Xiao ran away without a trace.

"This turtle son's, since he entered this small courtyard, I have never seen Lao Yang take a bath! It's been more than a month! ”

"I haven't heard anyone say it hurts your vitality! This little jade is not young, it's time to find him a daughter-in-law. Ying Long, you have a daughter, pick one to marry Xiao Yuzi! ”