090 Sycophant Kung Fu
But without her interview, the nine thousand years old has already begun to report himself, and he has also shed tears.
"Isn't it because I was poor, I was so poor that I couldn't even eat, and my father and mother starved to death, and I survived chasing mice."
Qin Xiao was surprised: "Do you eat mice?" β
"What kind of rats to eat, is to follow the rats to find the mouse hole, and then open the mouse hole, find the food hidden by the rats inside, and then even the rats starved to death, there is really no way to live, so I am ruthless...... Have you ever seen how miserable I was...... For three days, I died on that plank bed and didn't wake up for three days! That hurts ......" Wei Zhongxian couldn't say any more, covered his face and cried.
Zhu Youzhen was still in tears, and Yang Yinglong was also crying.
Zhao Xiaowu saw that all three people in the pool were crying, so he simply picked up a handful of water and sprinkled it on his face, and also cried.
These guys are really some of the best actors!
Everyone was crying, if he didn't cry, it would be too "unkind", Qin Xiao turned around and spat in his hand and wiped it in the corner of his eyes, and also sobbed and cried.
"According to what the little brother said, I returned to Beijing ten days after the winter solstice, and it was the cold winter of the ninth month, and the folder I went to the capital, five thousand miles away, how could the little brother bear this sin!" Qin Xiao cried and said.
Wei Zhongxian: "That's okay, our family has been on the road for more than 50 days, and our bodies and bones are about to fall apart, I really want to stay here for a while to accompany you, by the way, I soak in a hot spring every day to beautify and recuperate, and then return to Beijing when spring begins, but the emperor is still waiting for our family to go back to serve." If he goes back late, his old man will blame our family. β
Qin Xiao: "How can I not let the emperor blame?" β
Wei Zhongxian: "Unless the master needs our family to stay by his side, our family can stay with the emperor for a while." β
Zhu Youzhen: "Of course the son-in-law needs his father-in-law by his side!" The father-in-law has the talent to go through the heavens and the earth, and the power to stabilize the country and the country, and the son-in-law will learn from behind your ass, and he will definitely become a wise man through the ages!
Wei Zhongxian: "Our family must do our best to assist the prince, and we will die with all our might!" β
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According to Wei Zhongxian's wishes, Qin Xiao found thirty-six carpenters and used a day of overtime to build a thirty-square-meter cabin on the vacant land by the Yilian Pond.
The chalet was divided into a bedroom and a tea room, and rattan tables, chairs, benches and beds were furnished. Qin Xiao also replaced the plaque of his gate "Qin Mansion" with a large plaque of "Nine Thousand Years Old Courtyard". was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth at the age of 9,000, and praised Qin Xiao again and again.
"Xiao Yuzi, no wonder Ying Long accepted you as a godson, you kid is too good at coming to things, our family really likes you!"
Qin Xiao smiled and said, "Little brother, I made a whitening mask, and if you use it for a month, if you don't apply powder in the future, your face will be very white and white!" β
"Really, give it a try!"
The mask is made by Qin Xiao, and the ingredients are two spoonfuls of honey, egg white, and oatmeal, which are evenly wiped on the face after stirring well.
Wei Zhongxian lay leisurely on the rattan chair in the small tea hall, and Qin Xiao rubbed a little mask on his face with his fingers.
Wei Zhongxian: "Little Yuzi, our family has been afraid of the cold since childhood, so you can find a good place for our family to hibernate." β
"Alright, let's just wash our faces in two quarters of an hour. I'll come to you every day at this time to make a mask. β
Wei Zhongxian suddenly covered his crotch with both hands, and hurriedly shouted out: "Little Dezi." Changed. β
Wu De walked into the tearoom with a basket made of silver bars, and in the basket were the pure gold tiger (night pot), the gold silk gold taiba bucket, and a stack of white cotton cloth.
This is followed by a coherent set of actions: take off your pants, pee while squatting, change cloths, lift your pants, and straighten your clothes.
Although Qin Xiao was very curious about what the eunuch looked like underneath, at this moment, she didn't have the courage to spy under Wei Zhongxian. Just symbolically helped him tie his trouser belt and straighten his clothes again.
Another pungent smell of urine wafted into the nostrils, stronger than the last time I smelled it on the dragon bowl, and the piece of white cotton cloth that Wu De put into the keg was already all yellow and wet.
So adults, why are you still peeing your pants? Qin Xiao muttered in her heart.
When Wu De went out, Qin Xiao followed him out under the pretext of going to the toilet.
By the Yilian pool, Wu De was fetching water from the pool to wash Wei Zhongxian's diapers.
To be honest, Qin Xiao was still a little grateful to Wu De, because when he was in the capital, it was he who told him the place where Qiancheng was killed, and he could bury Qiancheng.
It's just that Qin Xiao hasn't understood until now, why Wu De was kind enough to tell her the news? He is Wei Zhongxian's family!
"Thank you brother, what are you washing?" Qin Xiao squatted down beside Wu De and greeted him warmly.
Wu De looked around, there was no one else, and whispered: "Nine thousand years old diapers, you didn't see them when you changed them." β
"Nine thousand years old is such an adult, why do you still pee your pants?" Qin Xiao asked curiously.
"Nine thousand years old was self-purifying, the knife was not used well, and he fell into incontinence."
Qin Xiao was shocked: "Cut off your little brother by yourself?" How much it hurts, can you do it? β
"You'll find out if you try it."
Wu De walked out of the small courtyard of Yilianchi with a pile of washed diapers, returned to his room, and dried the wet diapers on the stand next to the stove. Qin Xiao also came in with the fart.
"Brother, there is something I have never understood, I want to ask you." Qin Xiao said.
"Say."
"When you were in the capital, why did you tell me the news of Ma Qiancheng's death and let me pick up a hundred taels of silver for nothing?"
Wu De looked out of the door alertly, and said in a low and sharp voice: "You have to rot this matter in your heart, and you are not allowed to mention it to anyone, especially nine thousand years old." β
"I'm a nine-thousand-year-old loyal little henchman now, why can't I tell him?"
"You are a little follower, and I am still the head of the Wei Mansion. Don't ask why, or you'll die a miserable death. Not only you, but your entire family will die a terrible death. β
Qin Xiao was suddenly terrified, what the hell is this?
Wu De: "You remember what I said. β
"Remember, remember the chief brother" Qin Xiao hurriedly did not choose to speak.
"Nine thousand years old like you a lot, do it well."
"That's a must! Brother, you do a good job! β
"It's time, I'm going to sleep, you please." Wu De issued an eviction order.
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Qin Xiao was lying on the bed tossing and turning, she repeatedly thought about what Wu De said to her, but she still couldn't figure out anything, why couldn't she tell Wei Zhongxian?
However, looking at Wu De's expression when he said that at that time, the panic, fear, and viciousness were all expressed on his face in an instant, and it was by no means something that was said for no reason. If you really tell Wei Zhongxian, it is very likely that you will really harm yourself and your family, don't have nothing to do.
Xiaoluo knocked on the door and said that the Governor had something to look for her.
Wei Zhongxian lived in Tusi City, as his die-hard fan and die-hard little brother, Yang Yinglong certainly wouldn't run back to Chengdu Mansion hundreds of miles away. He chose to stay at the Tusi Yamen.
When Qin Xiao arrived, Yang Yinglong was curled up in the quilt, although there was a stove beside him, he was still trembling.
"Godfather, you haven't slept so late?"
"Sleep with a hammer, how can you sleep on such a cold day!"
"It's been so cold at this time of year in previous years, how did you get here?"
"Previous years are previous years, and now is now! Nine thousand years old fell asleep? β
"Sleep, sleep soundly, listen to Wu De, it's too hot in the small courtyard of Yilian Pond, and nine thousand years old are sleeping naked!"
Yang Yinglong smiled and sank his face: "Qin Liangyu, Lao Tzu is still not your godfather?" β
"Of course!"
"Then you can't bear to watch your godfather get frozen here, but give a treasure land as warm as summer to an outsider?"
"I'm going to let Nine Thousand Years Old move out now, and let you live in it!" Qin Xiao turned around and walked out.
"Come back! Let the nine thousand years old move the nest, tired of you boy! β
"Then I can't let my godfather freeze!"
"Yesterday when the carpenter built the house, I looked at that place, and a slightly smaller wooden house can be built on the right side of the ripple pond, and you can ask the carpenter to build me two early tomorrow morning!"
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Yang Yinglong got his wish and also lived in the small courtyard of Yilianchi.
This is also in Qin Xiao's arms, only by letting the two people bow their heads and not look up can they better create friction and contradictions between the two people.
Hide in the small courtyard and become a unity, and manage him in winter, summer, spring and autumn.
Wei Zhongxian and Yang Yinglong coke, in addition to soaking in the ripple pond every day to smoke duck slices, they called a few subordinates to play poker together, not to mention how happy they were.
Qin Xiao and Zhao Xiaowu were more hard.
On the orders of Wei Zhongxian, they wanted to quickly arrange the wedding venue of the crown prince.
Zhu Youzhen is the crown prince, so he didn't have to work at all, and stayed in the small courtyard of Yilianchi every day to play cards with Wei Zhongxian and them, take a bath and smoke duck slices. But he volunteered to say that even if he set up a venue for himself, of course he had to be there to direct it in person.
In fact, he hadn't seen Qin Xiao for a few days, and he wanted to know about Wei Zhongxian's situation here.
Indeed, Qin Xiao has been busy serving Wei Zhongxian these days, and he has no time to go out at all, besides, Tusi City is now full of brocade guards, if he sees the prince found out in private, it will be all over.
Although the Tusi Mansion is not as good as the Prince's East Palace in the capital, after all, it is the prince's wedding, and there is still everything that should be there.
Tusi House became a sea of red and yellow.
Red lanterns and red and yellow silk were hung on the beams of each door, and red carpets were laid on the floor. Flags, gongs, umbrellas, fans, lamps, sacrificial vessels, and other objects used for ceremonial guards alone filled the three rooms.
Zhao Xiaowu mobilized hundreds of officials of all sizes in the entire Shizhu Division to arrange the venue. This is the first serious thing he has done since acting as the agent of Shizhu Toast.
After two days of work, the cave room, the deacon rooms, the altar of worship, the altar of worship, etc. have been arranged, and the next step is the rehearsal.
The original occupation of Jinyi Wei in the Ming Dynasty was the emperor's honor guard, which was actually the faΓ§ade of the flower shelf at the beginning, so the configuration of their flying fish suit + embroidered spring knife was very handsome. I don't know which generation of emperors started, Jinyiwei replaced the work of Zhongtong; I don't know which generation of emperors started, and Jinyiwei replaced the dog.
So, in the Ming Dynasty where Qin Xiao was located, the function of Jinyiwei was the same as that of a dog, that is, to bite people. But you still have to come out when it's time to come out and yo-yo. The prince's wedding, of course, is indispensable for them to show their faces. Because in addition to the crown prince, they are the protagonists!
The brocade guards walked the catwalk on the red carpet, and Zhao Xiaowu stood outside the circle and watched the handsome guys drunk.
"In the future, I will also be a brocade guard!" Zhao Xiaowu couldn't help but say.