"It's me."

A familiar voice and face turned out to be Qin Xiao.

Qin Xiao let go of the hand holding Zhu Youzhen.

"Why did you get under my bed in the middle of the night?"

"Don't worry, I won't disrespect you."

"But I'm going to insult you?" Zhu Youzhen said solemnly.

"Get down to business. We have to let Wei Zhongxian's dead eunuch stay in Sichuan for a while. ”

"Why?"

"Didn't you find out that Yang Yinglong is his die-hard fan?"

"I found out that even every time Wei Zhongxian went to the toilet, Yang Yinglong had to follow him outside the thatched house. Also, when we fought the landlord in the afternoon, Yang Yinglong was the landlord once, but in order to please Wei Zhongxian, it was useless to put a king bomb in his hand, and deliberately released water to let Wei Zhongxian win! ”

"Well, so we have to find a way to make Yang Yinglong hate Wei Zhongxian, otherwise the two of them are ironclad, even if we have the ability to bring down Yang Yinglong in the future, Wei Zhongxian will quickly fight back and kill us. At present, only by finding a way to let Wei Zhongxian and Yang Yinglong stay together more, can we have the opportunity to create contradictions for them. ”

"But how can we keep him in Sichuan longer?"

"Does he have any special fetishes? For example, as good as you are a man? ”

Zhu Youzhen gave Qin Xiao a roll of his eyes, "If you say that I am a good man, I will attack you." As he spoke, he was about to untie Qin Xiao's neckline.

"The prince spared my life, I was wrong!"

"As far as I know, Wei Zhongxian doesn't seem to have any other preferences except for applying powder and rouge like a woman. And he just learned to play poker, and I think he's quite interested. ”

"Love beauty? I've got a way! ”

……

On the way back to Chengdu Mansion from Jianmen Pass, Wei Zhongxian called Yang Yinglong, Qin Xiao, and Zhu Youzhen to fight the landlord together.

Just as he was having fun, Wei Zhongxian suddenly put down the cards in his hand and covered his crotch with both hands. Seeing this, Yang Yinglong hurriedly touched a golden tiger from his side and stuffed it under Wei Zhongxian's crotch. Wei Zhongxian got up, and Yang Yinglong helped him loosen his trouser belt......

Wei Zhongxian finished sprinkling this soak of urine in front of the three people, and he squatted it, and then he took out a yellowed white cotton cloth from the crotch of his pants and threw it in the golden cloisonne bucket next to him, Qin Xiao suddenly felt a rush of urine rushing to his face. Subsequently, Yang Yinglong picked up a new piece of white cotton cloth and put it under Wei Zhongxian's crotch, and together with Zhu Youzhen, he helped Wei Zhongxian lift his pants. Qin Xiao felt embarrassed to be idle, so he also stepped forward to help Wei Zhongxian straighten out the collar and placket.

The four of them continued to play cards, Wei Zhongxian was the landlord, Qin Xiao took advantage of his unpreparedness to quietly see the cards in his hand, so he deliberately released the water, only played four rounds, and let Wei Zhongxian win.

"We've won! Count the cards, count them one by one! Wei Zhongxian happily snatched the cards in everyone's hand and counted, "Ying Long, you have eighteen cards left, one hundred and eighty taels!" Beloved son-in-law, you are one hundred and twenty taels! Xiao Yuzi, you are one hundred and sixty taels, and our family won four hundred and sixty taels of silver this one! Take the money, get the money quickly! ”

"Brother, you're so amazing!" Qin Xiao looked at Wei Zhongxian admiringly and said.

A slap hit Qin Xiao on the back of the head, almost knocking her unconscious, there is no doubt that this slap was made by her godfather Yang Yinglong.

"Nine thousand years old is your godfather's eldest brother, if you call nine thousand years old brother, then wouldn't Lao Tzu also be your brother! The one who sent your turtle son is called Abel! ”

Qin Xiao covered her numb scalp and said aggrievedly: "I forgot the relationship between my godfather and Jiu Qian-sui...... But godfather, are you mistaken, nine thousand years old is so young, I should call him uncle, right? ”

"Evergreen?" Wei Zhongxian suddenly leaned his face over and asked happily.

"You're about thirty years old, I guess." Qin Xiao said with an oath.

Wei Zhongxian was overjoyed, "After this year, our family will be fifty and seven years old!" ”

"Just kidding, how could it be! You coax me to play, little brother! ”

The godfather slapped the back of the head again, and Qin Xiao felt that he was going to have a concussion if he did it again.

"Brother Return, call Uncle!"

"What are you doing!" Wei Zhongxian was furious, "This kid has a lot of eyesight, why are you beating him?!" ”

Yang Yinglong said angrily: "Nine thousand years old, this child is too big and small, and he doesn't understand any etiquette!" ”

"Does it hurt, little Yuzi." Wei Zhongxian stretched out his hand and stroked the back of Qin Xiao's head, "Your godfather is this mad dog's problem, don't pay attention to him." ”

"How can I still be a mad dog." Yang Yinglong muttered in his mouth.

Qin Xiao said ashamedly: "Uncle, I was wrong, I won't dare to scream anymore." But seeing that you look so young, and you have fine skin and tender meat, I really feel wronged by you when you call you Abo. ”

"Then you will be called our little brother in the future!"

"Yes! Hello little brother! ”

"Hey! Hello Tamako! Comfortable, it sounds so comfortable, your brother, our family is refreshed and beaming! We all suddenly feel like we're back to being so big with you! Wei Zhongxian said intoxicated.

Yang Yinglong was stunned and pulled Wei Zhongxian, "This is not appropriate, nine thousand years old, Xiao Yuzi is my godson, you are my eldest brother, and my godson calls you brother, so wouldn't I be messed up with my godson?!" ”

"The godson is not his own son, so he can't mess up, and in the future, you two will call each other in front of my father-in-law." Zhu Youzhen interjected.

"It's nothing to kiss, the more than 1,000 godsons in our family, more than 100 are their own fathers, and their sons have worshiped our family as godfathers." Wei Zhongxian said nonchalantly.

"Little brother, can you tell me the secret of your beauty?" Qin Xiao looked like a little fan girl.

"What's the secret, it's just to rub the layers of pearl powder, rouge, and so on on your face like a paste." As he spoke, Wei Zhongxian took out a delicate diamond-studded small bronze mirror from his pocket and took it up, shook his head again and again and sighed: "From the capital to Sichuan, I have been rushing non-stop for fifty days, I can't eat or sleep well, and I am always thinking about the marriage of my beloved son-in-law, and there are two wrinkles on my face!" ”

Zhu Youzhen: "My father-in-law really worked hard for my son-in-law!" ”

"That's not how it should be!"

Qin Xiao: "Does little brother like to soak in hot springs?" ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Why don't you like it!" There is a hot spring in Shanhaiguan, and it is so comfortable to soak up. When a person stays in it for an hour and comes out, it is like being reborn and reborn, especially the face, which is oily and smooth and delicate after soaking! When I go back after my son-in-law's wedding, our family will go to Shanhaiguan to soak again! ”

Qin Xiao: "Little brother, only soaking once can't have any beauty effect, you have to soak every day." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "I also want to soak every day, but Shanhaiguan is six hundred miles away from the capital, and it takes seven or eight days to come and go, the emperor and his old man need us to serve every day, and his old man doesn't like to soak in hot springs. I can only grieve myself. If it weren't for the master's wedding this time, his old man would not have let us out of Beijing. ”

Qin Xiao: "Does the little brother want to soak in the hot springs every day?" ”

Wei Zhongxian: "I dream of it!" ”

Qin Xiao put it in Wei Zhongxian's ear and said, "Shizhu Tusi City, there is one in the backyard of your little brother's house!" It's a secret, I didn't even tell my godfather and prince! ”

Although it was said by ear, Yang Yinglong and Zhu Youzhen on the side heard it.

"Okay, you turtle son, don't tell Lao Tzu if you have a hot spring at home!"

Yang Yinglong slapped him again, and this time Wei Zhongxian blocked it.

"Ying Long, don't always beat Xiao Yuzi, our family likes him a lot!"

……

Jianmen is about 800 miles away from Tusi City, a four-day journey, Qin Xiao and they laughed all the way while playing cards and arrived unconsciously.

Although it is early winter, the grass is bleak. The small courtyard of the ripple pond is still in full bloom, and the temperature is pleasant.

Wei Zhongxian, Zhu Youzhen, Yang Yinglong, and Zhao Xiao had already stripped off and jumped into the Yilian Pond, Qin Xiao used the excuse of serving tea and pouring water, leaving the small courtyard before they stripped naked, and came in with a tea tray after they jumped into the Yilian Pond.

"Little brother, are you comfortable?" Qin Xiao handed Wei Zhongxian a cup of tea.

"Comfortable, so comfortable! Our family can't wait to move this pool to our house in the capital! Wei Zhongxian lay on his back in the ripple pond and said obsessively.

Qin Xiao: "What to move, I'll order someone to carve a plaque later, write 'Nine Thousand Years Old Courtyard', and replace the 'Qin Mansion' plaque outside the gate, from now on, this is your courtyard, little brother!" You will live here for the rest of your life, and I will never frown, little brother! ”

Wei Zhongxian: "What can I do for the rest of my life, your elder brother, I still have to go back to Beijing to serve the emperor and his old man." ”

Qin Xiao: "Then live for ten or twenty years!" ”

Wei Zhongxian smiled: "Remove the year, change it to a day, and live for ten days and twenty days." When I was in Beijing, my family discussed with the emperor about the wedding of the master, and the emperor said that the winter solstice is the Christmas of our Chinese descendants, the ancestor of the Yuan Shi Tianzun Pangu Emperor, so let's set that day. There are seven days to go before the winter solstice, let's hurry up and arrange the Tusi Mansion Palace, and when the operation is over, our family will soak in the hot springs for a few more days and enjoy it for a while, and then go back to serve the emperor and his old man! ”

A burst of sobbing was heard. When everyone went to see it, it was the prince who cried so much that it rained.

Wei Zhongxian: "Oh, why is the little son-in-law still crying?" What's going on? ”

"The little son-in-law just remembered that back then, since the little son-in-law can remember, you have been serving your father and the emperor meticulously, and this is twenty years, and you have worked hard for twenty years. Now I have traveled 5,000 miles to worry about my son-in-law's wedding, and my son-in-law feels that I owe you too much! Father-in-law, why did you choose to purify yourself at that time? If you don't purify yourself, I will ask my father to crown you as the king of one word, and the children and grandchildren will be hereditary, how good it would be! Zhu Youzhen wiped his tears and said emotionally.

The prince made another logical mistake, can Wei Zhongxian become a eunuch if he doesn't cut his dick? If you are not a eunuch, can you serve the senior civil engineer of the Ming Dynasty and His Majesty the Emperor? If you don't serve the emperor, can you be nine thousand years old?

- But Qin Xiao still can't think about her sister, being a eunuch is a high-risk job, whether it is serving the emperor or the emperor's wife, and the little two, the three, the four, the five, the six, and so on. He Wei Zhongxian did not have the magical ability to predict the future, so it was impossible for him to know whether he would be thrown into the Jinshui Bridge by the little masters and drowned in the future, or whether he could become a nine-thousand-year-old man above ten thousand people under one person. Besides, being cut off a little cock is really not an ordinary pain, in the 21st century, Qin Xiao was playing with the little fresh meat man, and accidentally kicked the bottom of the little fresh meat, and with just a light kick, the little fresh meat knelt on the ground and grinned in pain with his head on the ground.

At this moment, Qin Xiao very much wants to interview and interview the nine thousand years old: What did your old man think before and after choosing to cut off his little cock?