Zhu Youzhen entered.

I don't know what his heart is, Qin Xiao actually has an urge to rush in to help him, but after thinking about it, sending a few pieces of paper is a girl after all, and the necessary reserve is still needed, and it is absolutely impossible to go in.

After a while, Zhu You came out.

"How old!" Qin Xiao couldn't wait to ask.

"Uh...... Five inches and five minutes...... "Zhu Youzhen is a little restrained.

"Five inches and five minutes, that's 18.7 centimeters, wow, you're so good!" Qin Xiao couldn't help but say.

"Centimeters? What do you mean? ”

"It's okay, it's okay! I'm leaving! Qin Xiao snatched the ruler and walked away.

Back at home, Qin Xiao began the formal work of hand-making Durex:

Step 1: She first cut the washed cecum into 20 centimeters.

Step 2: Pour in the alkaline noodles and mix four basins of alkaline water, and soak the cecum in the four basins of alkaline water for one hour, that is, two hours. The purpose of this is because the main ingredient of alkaline water is sodium hydroxide, and soaking it a few times can kill the microorganisms and bacteria in the cecum, so as not to cause any harm to the prince's baby, after all, you will have to use it in the future.

Step 3: Scrape the mucosa on the inside of the cecum with a knife.

Step 4: Boil a pot of sulfur, set up a cage drawer, and put the cecum into the fumigation for half an hour.

Step 5: Rinse with clean water.

Step 6: Sew a circle of thin rope that can be tied at one end of the opening, because the Ming Dynasty does not have an elastic band, if you don't tie it with a rope, you can do a vigorous piston movement, and it will fall off in a few strokes.

Step 7: Originally, it was enough to dry, but in order to improve the pleasure and fun of the prince when he exercised, Qin Xiao stepped on some roses, lemon fruits, and gardenias on the edge of the ripple pool, put them in a small pot and boiled them, and then added three semi-finished Durex to the cage drawer and fumigated for half an hour.

Eighth: Dry, the handmade four flavors of Durex are done!

Qin Xiao packed Durex into a delicate small brocade box divided into four compartments.

When opening the brocade box, Zhu Youzhen smelled the aroma of flowers and fruits.

"What are these, they smell so good!" Zhu Youzhen curiously picked up Durex's small rope.

"It's called Durex, and it's a little dress I made for your little baby."

"How can there still be a fragrance?"

"Of course, I made four flavors for you, this is rose-flavored, this is gardenia-flavored, this is lemon-flavored, and this is plain."

"How do you use it?"

"When your little baby is happy, you put on the little clothes for him, and remember to tie this little rope strongly, otherwise he will be shot and pregnant. Remember to wash and dry every time you finish using it before putting it in the box! ”

"How did you come up with such a strange thing?"

"Think with your head." Can she say that this thing is what the old lady saw from the little yellow book of the 21st century? I won't believe it when I say that the prince's children's shoes!

"You're amazing!" Zhu Youzhen didn't think much about it, and sincerely cast Qin Xiao an admiring look.

In fact, Qin Xiao was very unhappy, the big boy in front of her was her future husband, but for the sake of her husband's "sexual happiness", she actually gave her husband a condom for him and other women*** (three words are omitted here). Thinking about it, I feel bloody, this plot, even if it is brain-dead, will not appear in film and television dramas, but it appears in the crossing of himself.

There's no way, who calls someone the prince, let the prince only talk to himself *** (omit three words again)?

- Impossible! The crown prince will be the emperor in the future, and he will have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courts!

Qin Xiao thought very openly, even if he helped him Zhu Youzhen become the emperor in the future, he would not be able to marry him alone, not to mention that Feng Lin's move was related to the life and death of the Qin family, and there could be no mistakes.

With her understanding of Zhu Youzhen, she thinks that she can't let him marry only herself, but she can make him only love herself.

That's enough.

Wu De came to the Tusi Mansion Palace and said that the nine thousand years old asked him to go back and apply the mask quickly.

Before Qin Xiao could return to the Yilianchi courtyard, Wei Zhongxian urinated. And this time the flow was relatively large, and he didn't hold it back at all, when Yang Yinglong hurriedly went to untie his trouser pockets, the urine had already flowed down the two trouser legs to his feet and neck.

"Ying Long, why did you become a governor, and you can't even do this bit of?" Wei Zhongxian complained about Yang Yinglong in his mouth, and changed his pants dissatisfied.

Yang Yinglong hurriedly explained: "Nine thousand years old, you came too suddenly this time, Old Yang, I just found out, and you came out in a hurry." ”

"Which time didn't come suddenly? In the past, when you served in our house, our family frowned, and you immediately brought the tiger and unbuttoned our pants at the same time, and the whole set of actions was done in one go, except for a few drops on the diaper, there will be no drop on the pants, this time it's good, almost gave our family a bath! ”

"Nine thousand years old, it's all my fault that Lao Yang is not good, he is old, and his hands and feet are not as sharp as they used to be."

"It's because you're getting old, it's because you've gained weight and don't want to move, Lord Governor." Wei Zhongxian said in a weird way.

Yang Yinglong hurriedly knelt on the ground: "How dare a minion!" Nine thousand years old, don't say anything about the governor, the slave is the king and marquis in the future, and he is still the slave who gives the nine thousand years old and urine! Otherwise, the slave would not have let his godson get a small room in front of the nine thousand years old and live by himself, the slave just wanted to be able to serve the nine thousand years old closely! ”

"Godfather, don't you have to come here because it's cold?"

Qin Xiao, who had just entered the door, said in surprise.

Yang Yinglong's face was black: "What are you talking about your turtle son's nonsense!" ”

Qin Xiao said confidently: "I'm not talking nonsense, godfather, don't you just think the Tusi Yamen is too cold, and say-"

"Alright, alright." Wei Zhongxian waved his hand to interrupt Qin Xiao's words, "Ying Long, get up quickly." ”

"Lack of heart, your turtle son." Yang Yinglong glared at Qin Xiao when he got up and scolded in a low voice.

Qin Xiao looked like she had made a mistake and deeply blamed herself, and lowered her head.

"Xiao Yuzi, I haven't put on the mask today." Wei Zhongxian said quietly.

"No, little brother, I'll get it for you!"

When Qin Xiao returned to the small tea hall with the adjusted mask, a smell of urine came from the surface, and it was obvious that he was only nine thousand years old and urinated again.

Wu De had already changed his diaper and was tying Wei Zhongxian's trouser belt. Yang Yinglong wanted to help, but Wu De acted too fast and didn't give him a chance to help at all.

"Xiao Dezi, you are very comfortable serving our family, and when you return to Beijing, our family will also get you a court official."

"The little one doesn't do anything as a court official, but only wants to serve nine thousand years old for the rest of his life."

"Those who serve and urine can also be court officials? Little brother, tease me! Qin Xiao said with a smile that seemed to be without thinking, but he was actually saying it on purpose, because he knew that his godfather had originally served Wei Zhongxian and urine.

Yang Yinglong had a black line on his face again, but he didn't speak, and Qin Xiao pretended not to see it.

"Why not? Your godfather originally served and urine to your little brother, and now he has become the governor. ”

"Wow, godfather, I adore you so much! You're an inspirational person! I'm going to write a book in the future, and the main character is you, Godfather! Write your godfather as a brave and loyal, a great hero and a general! ”

When Yang Yinglong heard this, he immediately rejoiced: "That's great, Lao Yang, I also want to leave a name in history, and my name will go down through the ages!" ”

"The title of the book is From Civilian to General, how about it? Godfather, you were originally a commoner, and you have risen from a commoner to a feudal general! The title of this book directly shows your godfather's personal ability! ”

"Okay, this book has a good title!" Yang Yinglong happily closed his mouth.

"Little brother, what do you think?" Qin Xiao asked Wei Zhongxian.

"From a civilian to a general...... Ying Long, our family remembers that your father used to be a slave who served Liu Jin. ”

"Yes, nine thousand years old."

"You are also a slave who followed your father to dig dung in Liu Jin's mansion when you were a teenager, and then Liu Jin lost power, and you two lived on the streets, or did our family take you in. Later, your father died, and it was also a funeral for our family. ”

"Nine thousand years old great kindness, the slave will never forget it in his life." Yang Yinglong said with trepidation.

Wei Zhongxian: "It's better to call the title of the book From Slave to General, this name is more appropriate!" ”

Yang Yinglong pursed his lips slightly: "Okay, just use this name!" ”

Qin Xiao: "Obey!" Ahh ”

Wei Zhongxian took the bronze mirror and took a photo, and sure enough, the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes were a little lighter.

"You're a good kid! Xiao Yuzi, how can we thank you! ”

"It's an honor for the little brother to be able to serve the little brother, so why not thank you. Besides, you are also my godfather's benefactor, who are we with! By the way, little brother, I also have a good baby for you. ”

"What baby?"

Qin Xiao whispered a few words in Wei Zhongxian's ear.

"Is there such a treasure in the world?" Wei Zhongxian's eyes lit up.

"I'll get it for you!"

The so-called "baby" is actually Qin Xiao's handmade DIY adult version of diapers.

Since Wei Zhongxian came to Sichuan, Qin Xiao has been trying her best to please Wei Zhongxian's favor and trust, and later learned from Wu De that Wei Zhongxian had urinary incontinence, Qin Xiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and she decided to make an adult diaper for Wei Zhongxian.

When he went to the market to buy cecum, Qin Xiao bought the raw materials for making diapers by the way. Good water absorption, bamboo charcoal.

Back at home, Qin Xiao drew a sketch in the shape of a diaper, which was actually a small inner strip filled with bamboo charcoal, and then ordered Xiaoluo Xiaohong to do it. In two days, they made more than 20 pieces. Afterwards, Qin Xiao put the diaper in the water and tried it, one was enough to absorb two catties of water, and it didn't feel damp to the outside to the touch.

When Qin Xiao took it, Wei Zhongxian looked at it for a quarter of an hour with a diaper.

"Little Yuzi, how do you use this baby?"

"Just wear it on the innermost!"

"Give it a try!"

Wu De helped Wei Zhongxian strip off his pants on the spot, revealing his snow-white buttocks, and Wei Zhongxian's buttocks were quite warped.